Huahua looked sluggish, is this TM a person?

Lu Xiaodonkey gave a thumbs up appreciatively: "You are really a fucking talent!" ”

Then Mei Zizi opened the Chinese and threw a bag to the big man.

Seeing that the big man took a pack of cigarettes, and looked stupid, Huahua couldn't complain, these two people really matched.

The two sent the big man to the door, left his contact information and left.

Anyway, the big man is also miserable, and others even ride an electric car, and this guy just came here.

The Mercedes had run a long way, and the big man was still standing in the doorway, smirking and waving at their distant backs.

A neighbor saw it and hurriedly came over and asked: "Big man, how can I see that it was a Mercedes-Benz that sent you back, who is it?" ”

The big man looked proud: "My brother! ”

"Blow it, you'll do it!"

The neighbors obviously don't believe it, if there is such a rich brother, the big man's family is like this? After so many years, I still have a lot of food and clothing.

The big man's eyes widened, if it weren't for his neighbor, he probably would have to let him go at that time.

The next day, Lu Xiaodonkey took Huahua to his aunt's house again, while Hei Dashuai stayed at home and reigned as the king in the chicken pen.

It is said that the relationship between Lu Xiaodonkey and his aunt's family is not ordinarily good.

Although I don't remember, I often hear my mother say that if it weren't for the help of my aunt's family, it is estimated that Lu Xiaodonkey would not have grown so big.

Because of the problem of superbirth, Lu Xiaodonkey is a black hukou and lives in his aunt's house when he is three months old.

My aunt had to hide in the cornfield every day with Lu Xiaodonkey, in case she was caught.

Lu Xiaodonkey was born weak, either with a fever or diarrhea.

Once, when he saw that he couldn't do it, his old aunt drove a tractor in the heavy rain and pulled him to the county hospital, so he survived.

My aunt's family has no sons, but the three daughters are very competitive, and all of them are admitted to university.

The eldest cousin and the second cousin are all married, and the third cousin is currently taking the teacher exam.

When I arrived at my aunt's house, a car was parked diagonally in front of the door, occupying all the space.

Their cars could not be parked, so they had to park in front of their neighbors' homes.

After getting out of the car, Lu Xiaodonkey glanced at the sign of the car and pouted: "Hmph, what a broken car." ”

This guy is also a wonder, since he got on the Mercedes-Benz, he doesn't take these hundreds of thousands of cars in his eyes, and he doesn't want to think about whether the Mercedes-Benz is his.

Facing the glass of Chang'an, he straightened his clothes, and suddenly there was a sneez, good guy, the whole glass was full of his snot and saliva.

Lu Xiaodonkey wiped his face, without the slightest sense of guilt.

"Aunt, I'm here, open the door!"

The door opened, and my aunt looked at Lu Xiaodonkey with a happy face: "Little donkey, don't say hello when you come, come in, what is this?" ”

Before Lu Xiaodonkey could speak, Huahua stepped forward and said sweetly: "Hello aunt, I'm Huahua." ”

As he spoke, he also took Lu Xiaodonkey's arm.

The aunt looked surprised, and even her nephew didn't care, and led Huahua into the house.

Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly followed behind with a gift.

When I entered the house, I found that my aunt's family was all here, and they were all busy in the kitchen at this time.

Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the pig ears on the table and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Cousin, you're all here, I thought this table was prepared for me."

"Who is this?"

Lu Xiaodonkey realized that there was a person sitting next to him, with a child.

The second cousin hurriedly introduced: "This is your cousin-in-law, Li Shun." ”

Li Shun hurriedly stood up and scattered a cigarette for Lu Xiaodonkey, when a scream suddenly came from the door.

"My car! Who did this to you! ”

The eldest cousin hurriedly ran out, and everyone followed.

Seeing that everyone followed, Lu Xiaodonkey was still stuffing beef into his mouth.

Huahua snatched him out: "You can die if you eat it later." ”

When the two went out, they saw a chubby and chubby boy with glasses, pointing at the glass in Chang'an and jumping to his feet and scolding.

Everyone looked, oh, it was called a disgusting, snot and saliva were smeared.

"Alright, I'll go get some water."

Seeing that her son-in-law was scolding so ugly, my aunt hurriedly went to the house to bring a basin of water and wiped it with a rag.

As soon as he finished wiping it, the glasses boy said in a weird way: "What's the use of wiping a piece of glass, wipe the car, and save me from washing the car, twenty yuan." ”

The aunt looked up at the eldest cousin, and the eldest cousin turned her face as if she hadn't seen it.

The aunt sighed and was about to wipe the car, when Lu Xiaodonkey gave Huahua a look.

Then he stood forward, clasped his nostrils and said, "I did it, who are you?" ”

Flowey pulled her aunt over.

The eldest cousin hurriedly said, "Little donkey, this is your cousin-in-law, Wang Wei." ”

In fact, Lu Xiaodonkey had already seen that there was a wedding photo in the house.

Still calmly wiped his nose on the car: "Yo, cousin-in-law, how can you park?" Where do you live? ”

Wang Wei was still suppressed by this guy's arrogant attitude, and he didn't even dare to speak when Lu Xiaodonkey wiped his nose on his car.

When I heard it at this time, this was a poor relative, I had a number in my heart at that time, grabbed Lu Xiaodonkey's collar, and said with disdain:

"I didn't want to be like a countryman, so I quickly washed my car."

My aunt and uncle were about to step forward, but they were stopped by Huahua: "The young man's affairs will be solved by the young man himself." ”

Huahua believes that with Lu Xiaodonkey's shamelessness, he will not suffer a loss.

Sure enough, Lu Xiaodonkey shouted at that time: "It's a big hit, come and see, there is no seventy or eighty thousand, I can't get up!" ”

As he spoke, he sat down on the ground and took Wang Wei with him.

Wang Wei panicked instantly, he was familiar with this routine, he always said this on the Internet, and hurriedly raised his hands: "I didn't touch him, he fell by himself." ”

The eldest cousin also hurriedly came up to drag Lu Xiaodonkey, panicking in her heart, her cousin's family has always been very poor, and it is not uncommon for her to go to the line of touching porcelain.

If this makes him scold, the family's mortgage and car loan can be rectified.

Seeing that he couldn't be fooled, Lu Xiaodonkey got up and pointed at Wang Wei and said, "If you dare to beat me, you're finished." ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and called: "Hey, big man, come over quickly, I'll let someone call, and I'll send you the address on WeChat." ”

When the big man on the other end heard it, this is still okay? stuffed two steamed buns into his mouth in a row,

Turning his head and riding the car that his father needed to work, he left, and the chain of the car was about to fly.

The big man's father was very distressed when he saw it, and shouted after him: "You turtle son ride slowly!" ”

Wang Wei was also panicked at first, for fear that he would be beaten by Lu Xiaodonkey.

The eldest cousin said that he had been bragging since he was a child, and there was nothing wrong with him, and he waited for half an hour and didn't see anyone.

Only then did I put my mind at ease, and I kept saying that I had made a mistake with this one and that one with low quality.