21. Boyfriend Cultivation Plan?! [Second Update!] Ask for recommendations! 】
Zhao Haitang wanted to pour a little more red wine for Dali.
Vigorously refused.
"Sorry, I'm already getting my best amount of alcohol today!"
Zhang Wei tilted his head and wondered.
"What amount?"
Laugh vigorously.
"Each person should not consume more than four units of alcohol per day, twelve milliliters per unit, a bottle of 750 milliliters of wine, the alcohol content is 15%, that is, 9.375 units, so do not drink more than 320 milliliters of wine."
Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia, Curry Sauce: "......"
Hu Yifei called and walked over.
"I know, I'll mediate later!"
Hung up the phone.
Walk over to the table, grab the cup, and drink it all.
"Cool!"
Curry Sauce looked up.
"Uh, Sister Yifei, you will exceed the standard if you drink like this."
Hu Yifei flicked her ponytail and looked very angry.
"Over the mark? Not only did I exceed the standard, but I still want to go crazy! When the director of the community committee was running in the morning, he stepped on a banana peel and fell into the hospital, and I was promoted from deputy director to director at once! ”
Zhang Wei stopped what he was doing and said happily.
"How good is that! If you become the director, you can cover me more in the future! ”
Hu Yifei rolled his eyes and hummed.
"A good thing? There are so many couples in the community, and there are more and more quarrels every day! As soon as we quarrel, we need to mediate, otherwise, they break up, and who are the apartments rented in the community! It gave me a headache to death, and I was an old lady for an afternoon! ”
Zhang Wei nodded.
"Nowadays, young people fall in love at a fast pace, and they move in together as soon as they establish a relationship...... Uh, of course, I'm not talking about Dali and Zhang Xiao, they haven't lived together yet! ”
Zhao Haitang's face was painful, and he got up to pour wine for Zhang Wei.
"Lawyer Zhang, you drink more wine and talk less!"
Zhang Wei also wanted to say.
Zhao Haitang cut another steak for him and fed him personally.
"Eat more, stop talking!"
Lu Ziqiao put down the knife and fork and gave Hu Yifei an idea.
"I think that for mediating emotional disputes among young couples, you should find an idler with a good temper, who can withstand the fight, and who has nothing to do when he is full!"
Brush!
Everyone's eyes fell on Zhang Wei's body.
"Look at me? See what I'm doing? I'm busy, okay! ”
Zhang Wei raised his head in confusion, and then pretended to be upright and busy.
Curry Sauce snorted.
"Lawyer Zhang, you asked me to send you more leaflets today."
Chen Meijia rolled her eyes.
"That's it, I don't know who asks me every day if there are any good TV series, so I can kill time!"
Zhao Haitang smiled.
"Lawyer Zhang asked me to give him some links every night in the middle of the night, just to grab an extra five yuan of takeaway red envelopes!"
Zhang Wei couldn't refute it, so he had to straighten his waist.
"I'm a serious lawyer, and mediating couples is not my forte."
Zhang Xiao glanced at Hu Yifei.
"The landlord said that if you don't succeed in solving a couple's conflict, you will get a bonus! If you perform well, the tenant neighborhood committee may also let you become legal counsel! ”
Hu Yifei nodded.
"That's right! Well? Wait, Zhang Xiao, how do you know? ”
Zhang Xiao hugged vigorously and smiled slightly.
"I'm Dali's boyfriend, so I naturally need to know everything! Otherwise, how can you deserve to be vigorous? ”
Tilted his head vigorously and smiled at Zhang Xiao.
"That's right! You're doing a good job now, and you're worthy of the cultivation manual I gave you! ”
Zhang Xiao smiled evilly.
"So, don't you feed your husband some food?"
Vigorously cut a steak seriously and stuffed it into Zhang Xiao's mouth.
Zhang Xiao winked at Zhao Haitang while chewing.
"It's so delicious to give it vigorously~"
Zhao Haitang: "I have angina......"
After eating this meal, how do you feel that you have lost your wife and broken your soldiers?
Hu Yifei knocked the plate with a knife.
"Alright! I'll set a rule for the two of you, it's forbidden to sprinkle dog food in public in the future! Otherwise, you will be blacklisted by the apartment! ”
Dali didn't understand, and asked cutely.
"Blacklist?"
Lu Ziqiao smiled.
"This has to start with the story of Guan Gu Magic and the little aunt......"
Hu Yifei raised his hand.
"Now is not the time to discuss this, when you finish eating, you two will popularize it for the two of them!"
"Zhang Wei, what do you think? If you don't want to do it......"
Zhang Wei put down his knife and fork and sat upright.
"Since I am a serious lawyer, as long as it is a case, I will naturally not give it up easily, this is in line with the attitude of being responsible for the people."
Zhang Xiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.
"It's okay, Lawyer Zhang, when you can't figure it out, I'll be there to help you!"
Zhang Wei snorted.
"I use you to help? I'm a serious lawyer! ”
Hu Yifei smiled very satisfied at Zhang Xiao.
"That, when you go to help Zhang Wei mediate, help me collect materials, I can use them when I write my paper!"
Zhang Xiao looked at Zhao Haitang.
"Are you coming?"
Lu Ziqiao hummed suspiciously.
"What's the situation? Are these two rivals? ”
Zhao Haitang snorted, he had been abused by them several times in a row, and he was already listless.
The heart is on the verge of collapse.
"I'm crazy, I'm going to help you! I still want to write novels and be a great writer! How can I have time to help you! ”
Zhang Xiao raised his eyebrows.
"Are you sure? Don't regret it! ”
Zhao Haitang smiled and glared at Zhang Xiao.
"I regret it, I won't call Zhao Haitang!"
Zhang Xiao smiled and turned his head to look at Dali.
"Dali, do you want to come with me? In this way, I can also help Mr. Hu organize the materials? ”
He nodded vigorously.
"If you don't say I'll go too, because I also need material for couples to quarrel!"
While!
Zhao Haitang: "What?! ”
Lu Ziqiao smiled and shook his head, Zhao Haitang is still too young~
Hu Yifei smiled slightly and drank another glass of red wine.
"Given that I have just taken up the post of director of the community management committee, there are many things that I need to solve, so the decoration work of my home may have to trouble everyone!"
When Lu Ziqiao, Zhao Haitang and others heard this, they instantly changed from silence to liveliness.
"Come on, come on, get up!"
"Let's go!"
"Congratulations to Begonia for moving into the Love Apartment!"
"Congratulations!"
"This meal is so refreshing!"
Hu Yifei knocked on the table speechlessly.
"Hey, hey, what? Won't I just let you pretend to fix it? I'll be done this week! ”
Dali said helplessly.
"But, Mr. Hu, you are not satisfied with the decoration plan we gave you~"
Hu Yifei rolled his eyes.
"As for the plans you take, are you embarrassed to call them plans? Convert my hallway into a go-kart track, golf track, into a glider track? When my home is the Great Khing'an Mountains! ”
"It's okay, last time I gave you too much scope, this time I narrowed the scope and transformed it into a cultural corridor, you can enjoy your wisdom and sweat!"
Zhao Haitang said helplessly.
"Teacher Hu, I'm good at writing when you ask me to write, but let me draw, this one is a bit difficult!"
Lu Ziqiao tilted his head and said.
"As a descendant of Lu Bu, I was born in a martial arts family, I am still good at asking me to pick up girls or something, so it's not practical for me to paint."
Zhang Wei nodded.
"We also have so many things, how can we be in the mood to paint, and it's not good to paint, isn't this ruining your home~"
Zhang Xiao raised his hand.
Hu Yifei glared at him.
"You're going to object too?"
Zhang Xiao said with a smile.
"Since everyone is so opposed, then it is my duty to serve Mr. Hu!"
Hu Yifei gave him a look that I like you very much.
Zhao Haitang asked confusedly.
"You can also draw? Who's blinded? ”
Vigorously looked up at him.
"In the cultivation plan I gave Zhang Xiao, there is such a thing as painting, what's wrong, can't it?"
Everyone looked at Dali with a bewildered expression.
Cultivation plan?!
What the heck!