22. Bizarre question! [Third Update!] 】
"Boyfriend development plan? Is it so complicated to fall in love now? Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and shouted with a look of doubt on his face.
"Of course not! This is a unique way for two top students to fall in love! Ah~ It's so romantic, it's so special, when I look back on this time in the future, I don't know how many people will be sweetened! ”
Chen Meijia's eyes flashed with little stars, and she also wanted to have such a sweet love.
Pity~
Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao angrily, with disgust in her eyes.
"What do you think I'm doing? Weren't we sweet in the first place? Lu Ziqiao innocently lay down, "Besides, we are all old husbands and wives, how can we still be young in their twenties~"
"Zhang Xiao and I are twenty years old, Zhao Haitang is twenty-two years old, strictly speaking, only Zhao Haitang is older than us." , vigorously correct in a serious way.
Zhao Haitang: "......"
I'm vigorously disgusted!
Zhang Wei glanced at Zhao Haitang.
"No, you're only twenty-two? I thought you were twenty-five or sixteen! ”
Zhao Haitang was stunned.
Click!
It was as if countless knives had been pierced into his heart.
"Okay, don't make fun of Zhao Haitang."
Hu Yifei waved his hand.
Zhao Haitang squinted his eyes and smiled at Hu Yifei, "Sister Yifei is still considerate!" ”。
"Dali, what the hell is this boyfriend cultivation plan?" , Hu Yifei looked at Dali.
Zhang Xiao and Dali glanced at each other.
"You're coming?"
"I'll tell you."
Vigorously put down the knife and fork, and smiled at everyone, "Before Zhang Xiao and I fell in love, we discussed the details of this internship relationship. ”
"Hahaha, internship love! I can guarantee that after three months, Zhang Xiao will definitely be in the past! ”
Zhao Haitang finally raised his eyebrows and raised his head to be a man.
Brush!
Everyone looked at Zhao Haitang in unison, their eyes were like knives, and they were murderous.
"Okay, okay, that you, continue, continue to ......", Zhao Haitang confessed.
Vigorously continued.
"Zhang Xiao made some requests to me, and I made requests to Zhang Xiao. After three months, we rate each other. ”
"Asking each other for each other? It's a little interesting, what did Zhang Xiao ask you for? Lu Ziqiao couldn't hold it back, raised his right eyebrow, and laughed quietly.
After thinking about it for a while, he replied, "He gave me three very simple ones, holding hands, kissing, and hugging." ”
While!
Zhao Haitang sighed and shouted heartbreakingly, "Is this still a simple request?" This is the most precious and rare request of you girls! ”
"Don't worry, listen to Dali first! Dali, then what requirements did you ask Zhang Xiao? ”
Hu Yifei pressed Zhao Haitang and motioned vigorously to continue.
"The requirements I gave Zhang Xiao were much more difficult than mine, there were forty-eight major items in it, each major item had twelve sub-categories, and each sub-category had thirty-six sub-items. Specifically, Zhang Xiao needs to complete the following things......
Ten minutes later.
Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao, Zhao Haitang, Chen Meijia held her cheeks with one hand, drowsy.
Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce didn't stop talking, although they were also confused when they listened to it.
"Alright, alright! Vigorously, speaking of which, we probably understand what level of game mode Zhang Xiao is currently in! ”
Hu Yifei couldn't listen to it anymore.
Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said to Chen Meijia, "This is the love of the school bully you envy?" Even if you want that kind of relationship, do you have that brain? ”
Chen Meijia muttered and shook her head vigorously, lamenting why people have such brains as Xueba?
Hu Yifei stabbed Zhao Haitang, who was under the mask, and said with a smile, "Do you still envy Zhang Xiao now?" ”
"Envy? Dali is really terrible! I feel a little sympathetic to Zhang Xiao......."
Zhao Haitang took off his glasses and tilted his head, "No, why should I sympathize with Zhang Xiao?" Obviously, the worse he is, the better! So I can take advantage of it! ”
Then, shouting a thumbs up to the force.
"Vigorously, I don't think it's difficult! You should increase the difficulty a bit, so that Zhang Xiao will definitely be finished! Hahaha! ”
Hu Yifei: "......"
"I am very satisfied with Zhang Xiao's performance so far, the scores are very high, and the chance of him renewing his contract is almost 60%." Closed the schedule vigorously and smiled meticulously.
Lu Ziqiao: "Contract renewal? What the hell is this? ”
"Just like playing games, we have main quests for two-player co-op, as well as side quests for personal improvement. If Zhang Xiao can accumulate enough experience points and reach a certain level within three months, we will have a chance to renew the contract! Zhang Xiao is the champion I found, if he can maintain a bull market every month, I will hold it for a long time and let him retire in my team for the rest of his life! ”
The powerful arm was on Zhang Xiao's shoulder, and then he winked at Zhang Xiao, so handsome that Zhang Xiao didn't dare to open his eyes.
Everyone looked at each other: "......"
"Can any of you help me translate her Mandarin in Chinese?" , Chen Meijia blinked and looked at the others.
"This is a love development plan that combines the rules of e-sports, basketball, football and stock trading?!"
Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and replied.
Snapped his fingers vigorously and smiled, "That's right! ”
Zhang Wei said vaguely, "Is this still in love?" How do I feel like a college entrance exam? ”
Zhao Haitang grabbed his hair, and felt a little sympathy for Zhang Xiao in his heart, burning his brain!
"Waiter, check out!" , Zhao Haitang shouted.
Zhang Xiao smiled, "No need, I settled the account just now." ”
"I said vigorously, after Zhang Xiao becomes excellent, can you control him?" , Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows vigorously.
"That's it, didn't you say that this is your first time in a relationship and you have no experience? You have made Zhang Xiao develop, so you are not afraid of being arrested by him? Hu Yifei asked.
"It's not certain who catches whom!"
He snorted vigorously and hugged Zhang Xiao's neck.
Zhao Haitang: "Woo woo, I want to ...... quietly"
Suddenly.
Lu Ziqiao frowned and asked in a low voice, "Dali, what do you understand by the term frozen funds?" ”
"Yesterday, the central bank raised the deposit reserve ratio by 0.5 percent, which is equivalent to freezing 180 billion yuan of bank liquidity, so as to control excess liquidity!" , after thinking about it vigorously, he replied.
Hu Yifei glanced at Lu Ziqiao, "Do you want to study economics?" ”
"Sister Yifei, how do you understand the phrase that the doomsday button is with you?" , Chen Meijia asked rhetorically.
"Yumo? And with whom? Hu Yifei didn't understand what she was saying.
Zhang Wei raised his head and looked at Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia.
"No, why do you all night ask such strange questions, is there something wrong?"
"No, no, we've just been in love with quizzes lately, saying that it can prevent the IQ of prenatal pregnant women from dropping!" , Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.