"Hey, Kenny, I really don't know what Michael was thinking about picking that Chinese kid in? Was Michael making decisions on his knees when he was chosen? TNT commentator Barkley complained to his partner Kenny Smith.

"Don't underestimate Michael, he's the man with six championship rings......" Kenny Smith reminded Fliggy.

"No, no, no, Kenny, you're so bad, Michael's playing level is a little bit better than mine, but his picking people who play is much worse." Barkley ignored the previous sentence.

"But Michael has six championship rings...... "Kenny Smith maliciously reminded Fliggy.

"The level of his selection if there is a level of quality for him to play...... Barkley once again ignored the previous sentence, stretched out five fingers, and said to Kenny Smith, "Just have this level!" ”

“50%？” Kenny Smith asked.

"No, no, no, five out of 10,000!" Barkley shook his head.

Kenny Smith: ......

Barkley: "But there's one thing that Chinese kid did really well, Michael didn't choose for nothing, he's the prettiest of all the active players?" ”

Kenny Smith: "What?" Guarding the water dispenser? ”

Barkley: "He is so handsome when he swings the towel, he is waving it in the opposite direction, one will fold it into an S shape, and the other will be twisted into a B shape, do they Chinese have any unique feelings about the letters S and B?" ”

Kenny Smith: "It's hard to say, Michael brought him back on a trip to China, I heard that kid didn't even play in the college basketball league in China, what is the name of the school he stayed in...... It seems to be a foreign language school? ”

Barkley: "Michael, did he hit the head?" ”

Kenny Smith: "Nonsense, it's Southeast Asia, and it's called chasing corpses in China......"

Barkley: "That's Michael signed a naked note in China and was forced to pay off his debts...... Oh no, haha he can't even wave a towel right now, look what's going on! ”

signed the naked strip, ah no, the old man who was still waving the towel just now is now lying on the ground with a confused face, with a 200-pound fat man on his body. Just now, Odom flew to save the ball and hit Lao Fu's body directly, and his weight of 104KG was all pressed up.

Odom slowly got up from Lao Fu, (the author thinks this sentence is so evil) "Hey, rookie, are you okay?" Still alive? ”

Lao Fu slowly opened his eyes and looked at the meat ball in front of him, who am I, where am I, what's wrong with me? Famous philosophical questions come to mind.

"Ha, look at you gasping, that's fine, haha, welcome to the NBA, rookie, I hope you like this gift!" Odom sped away.

The Bobcats team doctor made an OK gesture to head coach Larry Brown, and Brown took his eyes off the No. 36 player, who still can't remember the name of the item, only the player's last name, and everyone forgot about it. "Happiness? The surname Fu, the name of the Chinese is really interesting. Brown sighed secretly, since Michael went to China, the vision of the draft has been worse, in the early years, he chose a Kwame Brown has been shocked, and then Chris Paul and Deron Williams were not selected, and Raymond Filton was selected, this is no way, who let the Bobcats only rank fifth, and at that time Jordan had not yet entered the Bobcats, it had nothing to do with him. In 06, he picked an Adam Morrison with a probe lottery, and it was reasonable to let go of Roy and Guy, after all, he was not familiar with the business when he first came to work. In 07, the lottery area had little to do with the Bobcats, the champion Oden was abolished, Durant was still in the supersonic poverty alleviation (that is, the later Thunder team), and the draft was just a young year. But this 08 season Jordan completely let go of himself, the 9th pick selected DJ - Augustin don't talk about it, this used the 20th pick to sign the Chinese FU, what the hell? This is a fan level, and it is not allowed to be cut, not to mention wasting a place, and you have to bring it with you in every game. The level in training is even more miserable, 2.02 meters tall, he can't pass half the court when he plays point guard, he doesn't have a basket in the scoring position, he can't even break through in the No. 3 position, he has no strength in the No. 4 position, and the height of the center is not enough, so he is expected to suddenly grow taller...... Forget it, count on him to grow taller, or think about what if Duncan takes the wrong medicine one day and transfers to the Bobcats.

Larry Brown himself is a very strong head coach, that is, he was laid off and reemployed this year, and he just came to the Bobcats, so it is inconvenient to clash with his own leader, if he is changed to the Pistons, such a player will not be brought into the court, and he will not want to appear on his list at all. Looking at the score on the court again, the second quarter is almost over, 25-60, the Bobcats are in front, and the Lakers are in the back. Last season, the Lakers lost 2-4 to their rival Celtics in the finals, and this season the Lakers recruited troops, in keeping Kobe Bryant, Gasol, a bunch of axes, Bynum, Odom is becoming more and more mature, getting Ariza, a defensive leader, the main upgrade, Radmanovic, Famar, Vujacic and other substitutes also contributed their own strength, plus Phil Jackson, a fake monk just won a thousand victories a few days ago, the Lakers are soaring, don't want to be strong. As for their Bobcats, although the team won 6 of the first 10 games, a wave of six consecutive losses quickly knocked them to the bottom, with a 7-27 record, and the opposite Lakers...... Well, it's exactly a fraction of what people do.

Lao Fu sat on the ground, looked at the towel in his hand, and sorted out his messy thoughts. I have flown over from the end of 2019, when everyone on the court retired, Kobe, Gasol, and the head coach on the side were all at home. That era was the era of Brother Alphabet, Kawaii, Curry, Durant Tsunami Brothers, it was the best era for offensive players, and it was also the worst era for basketball.

"Fu, welcome to use the Dazuo death system, I am your kind and good friend, System Jun." A voice sounded in Lao Fu's head. "Our goal is to train you to be the most powerful person in the universe, and make you uncomfortable every day without dying."

"For example?" Lao Fu was about to cry.

"Fight Thanos ...... alone"

Lao Fu: ......

"Of course, you won't be allowed to go head-to-head with Thanos right now, this job has a host on another plane that is happily playing."

Lao Fu: ......

"Let's start with the simplest"

Lao Fu: ......

"You're always ...... There is a suspicion of cheating on the number of words."

Author: There are two words and two title symbols, how can I lie, you tell me!

Lao Fu: "Can I choose not to accept it?" ”

"Yes!"

"Huh?"

"But you have installed this system, uncle, if you choose to refuse, it will be automatically uninstalled, the price is that it will become a special human state similar to the state of existence of plants, in addition to retaining some instinctive nerve reflexes and the ability to metabolize matter and energy, cognitive ability (including the cognition of their own existence) has been completely lost, commonly known as vegetative people."

Lao Fu: "I choose to become a vegetative person"

System:...... Are you sure?

Lao Fu was about to cry: I'm not sure, so what can you bring me?

System: I just said it in vain, teach you to die, all kinds of tricks to die, from now on. Tremble, you ball scumbag, but you are the first host of the master of this system, and I will give you a system gift package.

Lao Fu:, big brother, give me an adaptation period, what about my competition.

A huge gift bag appeared in Lao Fu's mind, with the words "open and reject" written on it, and several props appeared after opening: a character card, a prop card, a skill card, and 100 death points.

"Character cards can be drawn to all kinds of people throughout the ages, up to Jordan and down to you, there are, for example, Jordan has the peak Jordan, the early Bull Jordan, the wizard Jordan, the debut Jordan, etc., if you are willing to spend the death point, you can also specify special needs, the drawn character, after using some means can retain one of the character's abilities. Skill cards include a variety of skills, such as Iverson's breakaway, Maddie's pull-up jumper, Duncan's basic skills, and more. There are a lot of incredible things that can be drawn with prop cards. However, they all have to be divided into levels, and the probability is not all based on character. There are many people who do death, and everything will come into their way. ”

Lao Fu was stunned, and this good thing, when he was about to take a closer look, he found that the first half of the game was over. The Bobcats, trailing by 28 points at 32-60, set a new halftime scoring low this season. In the locker room, the old Brown air pressure was extremely low, and the players who roared and scolded did not dare to look up, "Defend and defend, it doesn't matter if you can't shoot offensively, but pay attention to defense, Gerrard, the person who is keeping an eye on you, although this is called Time Warner Center, this is not a movie theater, can you really get in if you give money here?" Old Brown roared, followed by the layout of defensive tactics, for the defense of the old guy is very important and very two-handed, otherwise the Pistons would not upset the Lakers to win the championship. His only drawback is that he plays too much discipline and confrontation, and the scene is very dull and not good-looking, let alone gorgeous. A reference to his style is the Spurs, who played in the Finals to set the record for the lowest ratings in the NBA, and a gaspy Stern vowed never to let the two teams appear in the Finals at the same time, even touching the floor. However, the confrontation in those games was extremely strong, and the tough defense seemed to go back to the early 90s, which was of high memory value to old fans, but the scene was too ugly. After the second half of the game, the Bobcats' lazy defense has been greatly improved, although the Lakers can't shoot, but the Bobcats scoring efficiency is also low, the two sides you shoot a three, I have a 24-second violation, you hit an iron, I abuse the frame once, and the offense of both sides is like constipation. Halfway through the third quarter, the Bobcats trailed by 28 points at 42-70. Larry Brown called a timeout, and players from both sides took a break.