Chapter 2 Provoking Kobe

The elder Brown waved his hand and replaced all the main forces, Jason Richardson, Gerard Wallace, Emeka Okafor, Raja Bale, and Dior all came off the field and announced their surrender. Point guard DJ Augustin, Tanhualang small forward Adam Morrison, former all-star Yao Ming teammate Zhu Wan Howard, center Desaquener Diop played, wait, there is one less goods, ah not one less position, old Brown thought about the basketball god who watched the game in vvvip, or let him see with his own eyes how garbage the person he chose, yes, they all insulted the word garbage, garbage can also be sorted and recycled, the guy called Fu is not as good as garbage, You've seen a piece of garbage that makes $1 million a year, and then earns it for 4 years, and although there's a team option from year 3, that's money. I don't want to, anyway, it's spending Jordan's money, that guy squandered $100 million a year from Nike alone, and people are not bad for money. Well, that's it!

Brown waved his hand, "Fu, play!" Although I am not optimistic about this player, I still told a few words out of responsibility: "Pay attention to defense, don't make mistakes, shoot when you have the opportunity, remember what I said?" ”

Lao Fu: "Remember the coach, grab the rebound, and scold them!" ”

Brown:......

Just when Brown was assigning the task just now, Lao Fu had a death task in his mind.

Death Mission Name: Provoking Kobe!

Note: Hey rookie, welcome to the NBA to introduce you to a new friend, his name is Kobe Bryant, alias Black Mamba, and the fans affectionately call him the boss. Come and provoke him, provoke him, feel his wrath! Ball slag!

Reward: A character card.

Failure Punishment: For your first sake, there will be no punishment this time.

Lao Fu checked his physical state in the system, and the following began to water:

Name: Fu (Do you dare to have a full name?) )

Age: 23 years old (I'm going to you are so old, the older rookie has no future, Kobe Bryant created a dynasty when he was 23 years old)

Profession: Basketball player (you can't even play basketball and you're about to be laid off, you still want to develop other professions, funny?) )

Rating: Grade E. (SSS Level: Pick Your Player, SS Rank: Hall Player, S Rank: All-Star Player, A Rank: Main Player, B Rank: Bench Rotation, C Rank: Water Cooler Guard, D Rank: NBA Fringe Man, E Rank: Lao Fu)

Talents: None

Skill: None

Spirit: Hidden

Technique: Possession: 45, Passing: 40, Overall: E

Body: Strength: 45, Explosiveness: 79, Speed: 79, Lateral Movement: 60, Agility: 60, Bounce: 50, Balance: 55, Endurance: 55, Overall: E+

Offense: 5 dunks, 25 layups, 15 mid-range shots, 10 three-pointers, 60 free throws: E-

Defense: Steals: 5, Blocks: 10, Defensive Rebounds: 5, Offensive Rebounds: 0 Overall: E-

There are various small items for each item, such as three points for empty threes, three points for strong shots, three points for ultra-long distances, etc., which are very fine, and the author is too lazy to write that everyone can make up for it by themselves.

When he saw the evaluation of the system attributes, Lao Fu couldn't help but wonder what kind of vision the god of basketball had to choose him, could it be that his predecessor was Jordan's illegitimate son, just like Fan Xian was the son of Emperor Qing? It is said that stupid people have stupid blessings, how stupid do you have to be to make Jordan choose himself, just this attribute, offensive rebounds are 0, steals are 5, blocks are 10, if you don't see that your speed is 79, you wonder if the perfect score is 10 points. In addition, this attribute can also be E-, so how can other basketball players who can't play in the NBA count? The system gives the answer, and our lowest evaluation is E-, and you are already weak to the limit.

Okay, then Lao Fu started the lottery, just this attribute to go up to be a close audience accident, it seems that there is no other use, 4 to 5 on the court, and even lag behind, if you join the Lakers, it may be helpful to the Bobcats.

Pumping and pumping, I didn't look closely, and the light was sprayed by old Brown.

Countless players in history have appeared in Lao Fu's heart, in his mind, in his dreams, and in his songs...... Chamberlain, Russell, Baylor, Larry Bird, Peak Jordan, Big 0, Peak Maddie, Summit Iverson, Summit Duncan, Summit ...... Curry, Durant, ...... The saliva of turning and turning and watching is about to come out, Nell Ken Robinson, don't don't don't! Van Jordan? If you want Jordan not to have the surname Fan! Westbrook? This can be there, Magic Johnson, this is just him, he won't move!

Finally, in the prayers of Ai Ai during the old payment period, the lottery pool disappeared and the character card appeared.

Lao Fu: I'll go, this person is familiar, tall figure, cute eyes, a blue-black school uniform, red curly hair, this is not the one I saw when I was a child, the one who was rejected 99 times in confessions......

That's right!

Congratulations on winning the special character card: Sakuragi Hanamichi!

Sakuragi Hanamichi: From a slam dunk master, a physical maniac, with the mantra "I'm a genius", good at skill rebounding, humming defense. Note that wearing this character card lowers your IQ! Level: ss-. The effect disappears at the end of the game.

After Lao Fu put on Sakuragi Hanamichi's character card, he took a look at his attributes, and with a bang, the defensive rebounds changed from 5 to 95, the offensive rebounds became 90, the steals became 85, the blocks became 80, and the bounce became 100,...... This is simply madness, how can there be characters in the comics?

System: "Although your ability is a little scummy, but you are lucky, you have won a rare and special character, or the protagonist in the comics, and the evaluation will not be so high if you change to other characters." ”

The above is what happened to Lao Fu when Brown assigned the task, and there was that classic dialogue.

Brown: Shoot the ball!

Lao Fu: Okay, I'll grab the rebound.

Lao Fu only felt that his brain was blurry, and he couldn't say anything wrong, so he walked to the Lakers on the opposite side, pointed to a cool man and said: Today, we will definitely win!

Leaving a group of purple gold people messy in the wind, who is this grandson? Does he know who to talk to? That's Kobe Bryant, the most difficult man in the league to mess with and not easy to deal with, Kobe glanced at Lao Fu, just like looking at SB, and asked Sun Yue next to him, "Do you know him?" ”

Sun Yue: "He's a Bobcat fan?" ”

System: Congratulations, after completing the "Kobe Bryant's Provocation" mission, the host will get a character card, please check it after the game. Start the second mission: we're going to win!

Description: You've already boasted about Kobe Bryant and managed to get his attention, so winning the ball and beating Los Angeles is the only way out for you.

Reward: Open the Dead Shop

Punishment for failure: If you do your own death, you have to complete it on your knees, and you will kneel in front of Kobe and sing conquest!

, it's not a ghost, why do you kneel and sing about conquering, how can you ...... Isn't it okay if it's not a provocation?

System: Yes, that's right, it's okay to provoke, but you didn't say that you won, you said it yourself? Resign yourself to your fate, scum!

Lao Fu: You are Tie Hanhan, I will call you in the future, Tie Hanhan.

System: Hehe, you watchdog...... This is your own death, and it has nothing to do with the system.

Lao Fu thought to himself, Sakuragi's character card, the defensive lever in the comics, that used both hands to wave the sky phantom to grab the ball, became a classic in the comics, the pinnacle of the battle against the Sanno Industrial Sakuragi for the reversal of the great feats, but Sakuragi's own attack ability is almost negligible. Of course, if it weren't for the Sanno Industry meeting the protagonist team, it would be a double protagonist, almost invincible. If Hainan High School is always victorious, then Sanno Industry is undefeated. The team's basketball skills, physical strength and speed are all beyond the level of college basketball, and in the semifinals of the last national tournament in the comics, they easily defeated Kanagawa's No. 1 seed: King Hainan, that is, the team of Mu Shenyi who overturned Xiangbei. At that time, Hainan, which was also the strongest in history, was beaten by these first and second graders.

It's a big deal.,In short,Sakuragi's character card is really powerful.,After all, it's the protagonist.,Of course, comics and reality can't be compared.,Japanese basketball and NBA are even worse than millions of stools.,But the system evaluation is ss-,That's very good and powerful.。

But it's also to blame Lao Fu himself, and it is written on people's cards that they will lower their IQ after wearing it, and they will blame the pot by themselves, and they will carry it by themselves.

The Bobcats came on five benches: Augustin, Morrison, Howard, Diop, and Lao Fu

The Lakers came off the bench at random: Sun Yue, Radmanovic, Vujacic, Shannon Brown, and Odom.

"Oh oh oh, what did I see, the Chinese derby!" Kenny Smith shouted in surprise.

"Is Michael's hand that long? I'm sure Larry must have been forced. Barkley complained.

"Hehe, Michael has six championship rings, of course he can do that."

"Then let's wait and see how the other Chinese players perform except for Yao Ming?" Barkley ignored the previous sentence.

This game is also Sun Yue's second appearance this season, the last time he only played two minutes, and he was replaced by Phil Jackson with two errors in dribbling. Everyone is thinking about what if it's Yao Ming again.

After the timeout, the Bobcats attacked, Augustin dribbled the ball across the half court, and shot directly in the face of Sun Yue's defense, the ball was not unexpected, the frame sounded, smashed on the basket, and Radmanovic jumped low, (you read that right) it was low. Seeing that he could pick up the basketball, suddenly a pair of big hands grabbed the rebound, Radmanovic looked back, it was the Chinese, No. 36, what is it called? Lao Fu hoisted the ball to Second Uncle Huo, and Zhu Wan Howard scored on the board. Score on court: 44-70.