Chapter 15: Come on, Houston Tank
"Watch dog, you can! This fight is so handsome! This is the reward given to you by the system uncle! ”
The art of touching porcelain: Because your style of play impresses everyone, you will directly reward the host Harden's peerless "King of Jingdezhen", every time you shoot, as long as there is a physical confrontation, there is a certain chance that the referee will blow a penalty, up to 50%, full level;
Disintegration of the Big Three: You have made the hopes of the Celtics defending champions come to naught, the hopes of Celtic fans have turned into despair, and you have successfully changed history! You are going further and further on the road to death, congratulations to you Watchdog, get the character Clay Thompson experience card, get the prop card injury call transfer, get 3 skill upgrade cards, get the fun experience card I am Bolt;
Provoking the fans: Your level of death has reached the point where the system applauds it, you have found the true meaning of death, come on watchdog, the uncle of this system has already liked you. In order to prevent you from being hacked to death on the street, reward you with the character card "Ip Man", as long as you shout "Wing Chun, Ip Man", you will automatically get the force of the grandmaster-level master Ip Man, there is no limit to the number of times you can use it, and the level is full.
Lao Fu understands, this system is not to train yourself to play how good b, people don't care if you get a triple-double or a big double-double, you desperately grab rebounds and shoot 3 points, the system doesn't care at all, and you don't care if you score more than 100 people. Tie Hanhan only cares about how he died, and the benefits from a fight by himself are more than all the previous ones combined. sent Harden again, and then to Ip Man. If you blow up the Pentagon, will you be able to directly reach the full level?
"Watchdog, you've finally come to your senses!"
", what's this Bolt Fun Experience Card?"
"You can use Bolt's abilities in an informal game setting......"
"Si ......" Lao Fu was thinking, should I fight again in the next game, who will come in the next game, hooh Houston Tanks, that's right, Texas Iron Triangle. The Rockets, the Mavericks, the Spurs, then two more games in Los Angeles, and finally a trip to Cleveland, and then you can go home.
Under normal circumstances, Bobcat encounters these 7 teams and easily loses seven in a row, how much is their own record? 10-27, if you don't have your own family, it should be 7-30 now, and then a series of consecutive losses of 36 losses, no surprise, your own family should be able to compete for Griffin next year, well, and Curry, Evans, Jennings, Brother Lamp...... Forget about Tabitt, the law of the NBA draft, the champion list must be one eye.
If this is in the West, even if you bring Jordan, if 7 wins and 36 losses, it is estimated that it will be enough to enter the playoffs, and the West wants to enter the top 8 at least 50 wins. That's how wayward the Wild West is. It's okay in the east, it's about 40 wins. I remember that the Suns won 46 and ranked 9th in the West, and they almost entered the top 4 in the East.
40 wins and 40 more wins, 45 games left, well, come on!
The Bobcats didn't dare to stay in Boston that day, so they just ran away on the bus and went out of town overnight, for fear that the angry fans would kill them.
In fact, the Bobcats are too worried, the one the fans want to kill is Lao Fu, if the Bobcats hand over Lao Fu, the fans will entertain them very politely.
All the way to Houston, everyone is familiar with the lineup of the tank team:
Center: Later Hall of Fame player, Comrade Yao Ming
Ohmae: Actor Scola
Komae: Artest, later world peace
Score: Tracy Garfield McGrady
Point Guard: Through Your Soul - But I Just Don't Give Yao Ming a Pass - Alstom
The Bobcats started the game or those few goods, so they didn't count the words, but they put Lao Fu in the position of starting scoring guard and played against Maddie.
In the past, the first star of the Rockets and Bobcats was always Yao Ming, but this time Lao Fu stole the limelight, most of the attention was on him, and the DJ at the Toyota Center was also quite funny, and a few Lao Fu steals, assists, and dunks were played on the big screen, and of course, the style of the kick made the audience laugh. It doesn't matter, who makes us more Chinese, there are still a lot of Chinese fans at the home of the Rockets.
Lao Fu clapped his hands, and Klay Thompson possessed his soul at this moment.
In the middle circle of the jump ball, the Bobcats are not Bidrins or Okafor jump balls, they are actually Lao Fu.
"Da Yao, how are you? Let me meet for the first time? Or do you treat me to dinner? Lao Fu smiled sheepishly.
Yao Ming looked at this compatriot who had been hot recently, and smiled, "It's okay to eat, but it's okay to let the ball." ”
Yao Ming jumps!
Lao Fu ...... He didn't move, it's funny, compared to the 2.26 meter big center? Although Yao Ming is not a floor streamer, the big one plus the arm span is not within the reach of Lao Fu's small short hand. As a result, Yao Ming saw that the opposite side didn't jump at all, so he was stunned and took the ball off directly, violating the rules, and the Bobcats had the ball.
The fans in the audience were shocked, this is too fake, what did this grandson say, Yao Ming was stunned.
Felton controlled the ball and handed the ball to Lao Fu, facing Artest's defense, Lao Fu smiled, what is his skill? Klay Thompson + strong shooting 3-point full level (just full with 3 skill cards) + touch porcelain full level, this Atai is a typical power flow play, as long as the king of Jingdezhen fights physically, 50% of the shot will be blown!
Let me tell you today why the Celts are beating me!
Lao Fu ...... Passed the ball to Gerard Wallace, and his boss couldn't help but give the ball. Gerard Wallace dodged Scola's eye defense and hit a jumper.
In the next round, the Rockets Scola used gorgeous South American dance steps to shake Wallace, who was not dominant in height, dizzy, and when Wallace was about to vomit, Scola turned around and scored a layup, no way, Wallace's footsteps are not bad compared to the NBA's group of jumping men, but compared to the Argentine players who seem to have dancing genes in their blood, it is 108,000 miles worse.
"Hey, I said Wallace, are you throwing up, or I'm going to Scola and you're going to Artest?" Lao Fu kind reminder.
"Get out, you rookie, I don't want it, you treat me as stupid!" Wallace shook his head, Atei, that's what a man can carry? You have to change with me, I'll go to you!
The second ball is returned to Wallace, there is no way to pick up the soft pinch of persimmon, this thing is a colander on the defensive end, don't anyone. Wallace went back to his old business and continued to avoid Scola, what was that? A big hat that covered the sky and the sun slapped over, and Yao Ming's assistance in defense arrived! Yao Ming knew that this goods was going to be strained again, so he came over to help him.
Alston got the ball, dribbled quickly over the half court, faced Felton's defense was completely true, constantly dribbling and changing hands to wear crotch, cross step, all kinds of feints were a show, seeing Yao Ming open his hand to ask for the ball, Stone jumped the ball and shot, three do not stick, Yao Ming picked up the ball and hit the basket.
Lao Fu shook his head, he understood Da Yao a little at this moment.