The major media that night were full of highlights of the Bobcats vs. Celtics, saying that it was the highlights of the two teams, but it was better to say that it was the highlights of Lao Fu's personal porcelain touching performance. Like what:

Shot 1: Obviously there is no one under the basket, you can go to the basket, Lao Fu is biased, he bumps into Garnett next to him, Garnett doesn't care about anything else, he slaps Lao Fu on his head and face, Lao Fu blocks it with one hand, and then throws the ball out, and the whistle sounds!

Shot 2: Lao Fu is obviously three points empty, he doesn't shoot, he has to wait for Tony Allen to come over, Lao Fu hangs Tony Allen and jumps together, it can be said that he is full of big men, and the whistle sounds!

Shot 3: In this half, this grandson crashed directly into the Celtic player, Rondo had an iron elbow, Lao Fu fell in response, threw the ball out, and the whistle sounded!

Scenes like this are playing out almost every minute, old Brown and River Document seem to be more energetic, I don't replace that scourge, you don't fight well, everyone is fighting there. See if you're sturdy or my hands are black? Lao Fu stood on the free throw line 34 times in this game, his body was bruised and purple, and the corners of his nose, mouth, and eyes were bloody, and he continued to play after bandaging. The crowd frantically booed, scolded, and cursed, as if they were going to tear apart the No. 36, until the end, watching the No. 36 fall to the ground again and again, stubbornly get up and continue to make free throws, and the audience's cursing became more violent. And old Brown seems to see the No. 3 and the No. 36 figure in front of him, overlapping together. It's the same so stubborn, so crazy, and then the Celtics are obviously not playing, or hitting people, don't you want to make free throws? Yes, I'll take you down with an iron elbow, come on, free throws!

Arizona State University in Phoenix, a female singer with a very 2B smile and a dark-skinned appearance that looks like The Voice of China, has a light called surprise in her eyes, as if she has seen God!

You guessed it right, this little guy is James Harden, who is not yet 20 years old, and he is still a little chubby, his idol is Kobe, but he is a little fat man, and his physical fitness is not particularly good, so it is basically impossible to become a player with Kobe's style of play. But! Today, Harden saw Lao Fu's style of play and seemed to have found hope! Originally, Harden felt that the road of basketball did not belong to him, but Lao Fu was like an angel sent by God...... It's just that this angel's face touched the ground when he went down to earth, that's right, after playing a game, Lao Fu's face was swollen like a pig's head.

At the end of the game, I saw the No. 36 stubborn head held high, not cowardly in the face of the abuse of tens of thousands of Celtics spectators, holding the basketball in his left hand, and pointing to the sky with his right fist, the little fat man's eyes were full of worship.

Ignoring the little fat man at the University of Arizona in Phoenix, the media is paying attention to the league's punishment results for this game, fights, racial discrimination, fouls, and porcelain touches, all waiting for David Stern's handling results.

The alliance reacted quickly, and when the results came out, there was an uproar.

Celtics penalty results:

Glen Davis, who was sent off for a malicious foul in the game and is suspended for one game.

Tony Allen, who was sent off during the game, made inappropriate remarks after the game and was banned for 3 games.

Kevin Garnett, who was sent off for a second-degree malicious foul in the game, is banned for five games.

Paul Pierce, who was involved in racist remarks in the game, was banned until the end of the season and fined $1 million.

Bobcats penalty results:

Not!

Not!

Not!

You read that right, just no.

Don't talk about Celtics fans, even fans of other teams can't watch it, is the league blind?

Didn't you see Lao Fu's ecstasy kick?

If you want to say that the scene was chaotic at that time, the referee had brain cramps and didn't pay attention, forget it.

After the game, the whole country was playing back, and after Lao Fu's strategic detour, the picture of running and jumping and kicking Pierce became emojis and GIFs, which blew up the Internet. Looking at Pierce's stunned and aggrieved eyes after being kicked, as well as Lao Fu's cross-legged waist and laughing, he couldn't wait to kill this girl.

The result is good, Pierce is banned until the end of the season, the Celtics are still defending the title, and the Big Three are directly disintegrated.

Celtics fans said: If Pierce is suspended until the end of the season, then Lao Fu should be banned indefinitely.

But instead of punishing the punishment, the league issued a letter of apology, reviewing and apologizing for Pierce's racial remarks and national attacks, hoping that Chinese fans would forgive.

This move once stunned the Celtic and his friends.

If LeBron James is David Stern's godson, then Lao Fu is the biological son of NBA President David Stern.

made a big fuss at the Celtics home court, kicked the star Paul Pierce out of the bottom line, and laughed complacently afterwards, cheating and fouling again and again, refreshing people's bottom line, such a thing, let alone a ban for thirty or fifty games, right?

Thirty or fifty? That's a fraction, permanent expulsion from the Union, humane destruction forget it.

As a result, the alliance came out to apologize, not only did it not punish it, but it also apologized......

I apologize......

Apologize......

Apologize......

Deficient......

Not to mention the fans, Lao Fu himself didn't expect that in the face of Larry Brown, Lao Fu himself was a little embarrassed, after all, the fight was not found on the field and it might be a fluke, but the game is over, and the league will definitely be held responsible.

Alliance: What's going on? The media asked, David Stern was confused, even if he drank a ton of wine, it was impossible not to see the leg that Lao Fu Fei kicked, the running position, the speed, the strength and the way he looked up to the sky and laughed.

There is only one answer: Lao Fu has Michael Jordan's naked strip, as well as David Stern's!

The league's explanation for this penalty was: "Considering that the FU approach did not cause too bad an impact......

Reporters complained one after another: This is not a bad impact, so what else is a bad impact? Pull out a gun and kill Pierce? Or 13 more stabs in him?

The media said: The Celtics' attitude of admitting mistakes is good enough, but what does this have to do with the Bobcats? Lao Fu's grandson provoked the audience after the game. Is this a good attitude to admit mistakes?

Then the league began to talk about the Bobcats' contribution to the league......

Everyone was speechless - fools can see the alliance's favoritism towards the lynx, no, it is the favoritism of Lao Fu, so what else is there to say?

There are netizen P picture posters, and Hollywood's masterpiece "Godfather Loves Me Again!" 》

Director: David Stern

Cast: Charlotte Bobcats Player

Starring: FU

In the 2009 NBA movie that moved the world, the poster painted Lao Fu holding David Stern and crying in his arms. David Stern looked serious, as if to say, whoever dares to provoke you, child, Dad will kill him.

Film Review: Father's love is like a mountain

Lao Fu couldn't cry or laugh when he saw this picture, what the hell is this, he is ready to be banned, anyway, he didn't scold him for being a, it was nothing more than a kick, and he was banned for three or five games and then released, anyway, the Bobcats couldn't enter the playoffs this season, but I didn't expect the league to favor him......

What's even more unexpected is that even the system has come to join in the fun.

Congratulations to the host: In view of the excellent performance of the host in this game and the completion of a number of death tasks, the master of this system will give a variety of rewards.

Complete task 1, the art of touching porcelain: You have created a new way of playing in the NBA, leading a new trend, although you have been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, but you have impressed everyone;

Complete mission 2, the disintegration of the Big Three: You banned Pierce, which directly led to the Celtics withdrawing from the championship this season and changing the original trajectory;

Complete Mission 3 and provoke the fans: You make the Celtics fans hate you and advise you not to enter the city alone, you will be in danger of your life.