Chapter 129: Slash (Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
"What's that?" Egger was a little curious: "The food we have here is made by house-elves, and I bought a lot of recipes in the bookstore when I came back from China..."
"Oh... Elves, poor slave class—" Yu Mengyu muttered, but she didn't stop the chopsticks in her hand.
"Right? Right? They're pathetic, aren't they? Hermione suddenly seemed to have found a confidant, and looked at Yu Mengyu eagerly.
"Ahh It's okay, the jungle eats the strong..."Yu Mengyu noticed Hermione's gaze and hurriedly corrected her tone.
"Oh—" Hermione was devastated in her frustration.
"The Lord of the Stove is... Some small creatures that resemble house elves, about twenty centimeters tall, live in groups, look like human old men and old women, not the kind of myths and legends... But many people believe that they bring good luck. Yu Mengyu said.
"Generally, only in a hundred years old houses will the Stove King be born, and there must be a wizard to live, under the long-term magic fluctuations, these houses will give birth to the Stove King... However, it is said that in the coastal zone there are sometimes snail girls, both of which are 5-star protected creatures in China, not because they are strong, but because it is illegal to abuse them..."
"Like the Golden Snitch?" Hermione was curious.
"Isn't the Golden Snitch a ball?" Ron muttered.
"No, the Golden Snitch is a bird, and the original Quidditch match used the Golden Snitch was actually that kind of bird, but because its eyes and feathers were too precious to be hunted by humans, this rule was later abolished and the current orb was used." When it comes to Quidditch, Harry can name flowers, from the origins of Quidditch to its evolution, no one knows it better than him...
"Yes, that's the nature..."You Mengyu said: "Since his birth, the Lord of the Stove will help the master's family cook and clean up the house every day, so the Lord of the Stove is allowed to buy and sell, but he is not allowed to kill and abuse. ”
"So when I was in the Sword Pavilion, it was the Lord of the Stove who cleaned up the house and cooked for me every day?" Egger hammered his palm a little suddenly: "I thought it was an elf..."
"Yes, there is a stove in every house in Kunlun Hall, but they were all bought when the school was founded, and every night in the early hours of the morning, they would go to the vegetable garden and butcher shop to pick fresh vegetables and freshly slaughtered meat." You Mengyu laughed, then glanced at the teacher's seat, noticed that Yao Minqi's eyes were not here, and whispered: "I brought the one from my house when I came..."
Egger: "......"
"I'm curious, where are we staying tonight?" Yu Mengyu turned his head to look at Egg.
"Didn't you live in a carriage?" Iger was a little puzzled.
"When we came, our principal said that coming here is like coming to your own home, you are welcome, someone will settle everything for us." You Mengyu looked at Egg: "Is the old man talking about you?" ”
Egger blinked his eyes and laughed dryly, old man, you are really welcome: "If nothing else, it should be me..."
"That's great, where do we stay?" Yu Mengyu laughed.
"You can sleep in my room." Hermione said with a smile, Toiger's blessing, Hermione also lives in a single room, since she and Parvati didn't get along well...
"Is it okay? I'm a lala..."Yu Mengyu suddenly looked at Hermione with a wicked smile.
"Ah, it's okay... I don't live in a dormitory..."Hermione doesn't discriminate against Yumengyu's orientation at all, to be reasonable, doesn't she always fantasize about Aisha taking a bath?
"Wait, your conversation is too informative, let me slow down..."Ron rubbed his head blankly.
As soon as the dinner was over, Egg hurriedly beckoned the elves to arrange accommodation for the new students, and a dozen of them lived in different houses, while Yao Minqi was placed in an empty room next to Sirius's office.
One of them teaches Defence Against the Dark Arts and the other teaches the art of Guarding, and Iger thinks the two should be more compatible.
Of course, it's just what he thought...
"I heard you peed your pants while fighting Egger?" At night, Sirius greets his new neighbor cheerfully.
Syllable...
Early the next morning...
"Huh? Sirius, what's wrong with your face? Harry looked at Sirius' somewhat swollen face in some surprise.
"It's like someone punched," Ron casually mended the knife.
"I accidentally hit the wall when I fell," Sirius muttered indistinctly.
"Really? Are you really going to Madam Pomfrey? Harry looked at his godfather with concern.
Forget it, she'll see it...
Sirius still rejected his godson's kindness...
Egg and Hermione were discussing a weekend trip to Hogsmeade.
Iger felt that Harry had to thank him, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to think about going to Hogsmeade.
"Don't forget, gentlemen, before Halloween, remember to hand in all your application forms, or you won't be able to go." Professor McGonagall's eyes swept over Neville, and Neville's face turned pale.
"I'm sorry Professor, I forgot where I put my application form." Neville said aggrievedly.
"Your grandmother mailed me the application form, don't worry, Mr. Longbottom." Professor McGonagall's words made Neville breathe a sigh of relief.
"Hell, has your memory been so bad?" Iger looked at Neville with some confusion, "So what do you think about every day?" ”
"Uh... The habits of herbs..."Neville laughed a little embarrassedly.
“shi… t..."Iger rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"I think Neville is great, better than those guys who remember everything and have a mess, don't they?" Hermione comforted Neville and turned to look at Harry and Ron.
"Less in that yin and yang weirdness, you should say this to Egg." Ron was immediately convinced and shouted.
"I'm getting better grades than you." Iger spread his hands.
"You copied that!" Harry corrected.
"Yes, I copied it, but I copied it by skill," Egg grinned.
"Hell, this guy is shameless," Ron muttered.
"If I copied it, Snape would probably chop off my head and dry it on the wall of the castle gate, and make an example," Harry sighed.
"Morning..."Youmengyu sat next to Egger with her messy hair, and turned her head to look around: "Is it so lively here every morning?" ”
"No, it's because we can go to Hogsmeade the next weekend." Hermione explained happily.
"Hogsmeade... What's it? A dull hair jumped on Yu Mengyu's head.
"It's a wizarding village, the whole village is full of wizards, there are no Muggles, this is the only wizarding village in the UK." Ron excitedly explained, "Isn't it great? ”
"Wow... It's amazing..."You Mengyu shrugged, her face full of perfunctory: "There are twenty-eight such villages in China..."
Hmph, this guy is so annoying...
Ron turned around angrily, subconsciously thinking, if it weren't for that pretty face, I wouldn't have bothered her...
"By the way..."Egg turned his head to look at Yu Mengyu, "Can you go?" We need a parent or guardian's signature..."
Youmengyu ate the fried egg and waved her hand with a big grin: "It's okay, the principal said, what do you have to settle with..."
Egger: "......"
Why should I find you a guide?
"Do all of you come English?" Iger was curious.
"Yes, yes, because Western magic has permeated us for many years, so many wizards will learn English or Greek or Latin, in order to give their family another legacy." Yu Mengyu nodded.
Ig nodded suddenly, Old Man Jiang had also said this kind of thing before.
Suddenly, there was a commotion, and Egg and the others turned their heads to see that in the air of the Slytherin table, a flying sword was whizzing, and from time to time they pulled a sword flower, bringing bursts of applause.
Perhaps because of the limelight, the Slytherin snakes looked proud, looking around like little roosters.
The flying sword continued to hover in mid-air, and he swished into the scabbard of a boy who looked fifteen or sixteen years old.
"Who's that?" Ron frowned at the boy, "It looks like Malfoy had the same déjà vu as Malfoy did two years ago, weird and annoying." ”
"His name is Bian He, and he is not very popular in our school, and he has been forming gangs in the school, and he is quite a little powerful, but those who are really powerful are not very willing to deal with him..."
"Bian He! Don't play with your flying sword in the auditorium, I remember telling you before I came. At the door of the auditorium, Yao Minqi, who had just walked into the auditorium, suddenly scolded angrily.
"I know..."Bian He snorted, and then glanced in the direction of Egg: "I heard that someone lives in the Sword Pavilion, I don't know if you dare to ask for advice?" ”
Egger: "??? ”
How can this also be related to labor and management?
Isn't this a fantasy magical world? Why do you still force me to stage a drama of pretending to be forced to slap my face?
It's out of the box, right?
"Is he provoking Egger?" Malfoy glanced at a small thin man beside him, puzzled.
"It seems—" The thin little man nodded.
The air was silent for a moment, and then the students around Bian He suddenly dispersed, and they disappeared without a trace.
Bian He's face was ugly, and looking at the reactions of the students around him, he suddenly felt like a clown.
"The Bian family has been guarding the northwest region of my country, where the people are fierce, and he is indeed a little talented, so he has always been very arrogant..."You Mengyu muttered: "Anyway, I'm very annoying to him..."
"Oh," Iger snapped, turning around and continuing to eat.
"Are you scared?" Bian He shouted and looked at Egg: "If you're afraid, erase your name from the door of the Sword Pavilion, what kind of garlic is it?" ”
Egger was a little annoyed, I tried my best to arrange food, drink and entertainment for you, even if you are not grateful, why did you even come to provoke me?
A soft and glutinous little hand gently held Egg's hand, Hermione pursed her lips and looked at Egg, her eyes were a little worried: "Don't kill you..."
Egger: "......"
What's going on with all of you? I'm about to pretend to be forced, can you be serious?
"Okay, what do you want to compare?" Egg turned his head to look at Bian He and laughed, but no matter how he looked at it, there was a feeling that he was going to die...
"Since you're living in the Sword Pavilion, we're better than Edgeworth." Bian He was annoyed.
The Sword Pavilion is a dream that every pretentious boy has had when he comes to Kunlun Hall, as if he can become the CEO when he enters the Sword Pavilion, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the pinnacle of life...
As a result, he was suddenly pulled out by a young man from abroad, and then he patted his ass and ran away, which is what Bian He couldn't bear, this time he came to the UK, Bian He's purpose was very simple, that is, to challenge Egger.
"Okay..."Egg nodded, and the door of the auditorium was suddenly slammed open, and a golden staff flew behind Egger: "How to compare?" ”
"Compared to speed and strength, the speed of Edgeworth, and the application of the art of attack, will you?" Bian He hugged his arms and raised his chin, looking proud.
"It's up to you." Iger nodded.
As Egger's voice fell, the auditorium suddenly fell into an uproar.
No one came out to stop anything, Yao Minqi wanted to open her mouth to stop it, but she looked at Bian He's confident expression, and could only sigh helplessly.
Maybe bumping a nail would be a good thing for him?
As for the professors and students at Hogwarts, they were happy to see it, after all, no one had provoked Egger for a long time, and they had almost forgotten what Egger looked like when he cast his spell.
In the past, the professors might have been able to compare themselves with Egger and exchange their experience in casting spells, but as Egg got older, this kind of thing became inexplicably more dangerous, and now that someone is willing to come forward, the professors are still very happy...
For example, Snape...
He still didn't know how his disciple's strength had progressed.
He didn't dare to say, he didn't dare to ask...
The students streamed out of the castle gates, crowded with people, all the way to the shores of the Black Lake.
Yao Minqi flew to the other side of the Black Lake on a broomstick, conjured two earthen walls on the ground, and then flew back on a broomstick.
"There are two earthen walls on the other side of the lake, I think you all saw them." Yao Minqi looked at the two of them and said: "This earthen wall is very strong, all you have to do is to unsheath the sword, destroy the earthen wall to the greatest extent, and then return the blade to the sheath, I will compare the speed and power of the sword between the two of you, understand?" ”
"Hmph... Understood..."Bian He sneered, turned his head and glanced at Egger lightly: "I don't count on the power, I hope the speed of your imperial sword can give me a high look." ”
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Turning his head to take a look, Dumbledore's white beard loomed in the crowd, and Egg grinned, it seemed that Old Man Deng was also very curious about the magic of the East...
"In that case, I'll call for preparation to start, and you can make a move, understand?" Yao Minqi glanced at the two of them and said.
"Understood..."Egg nodded, casually tugging at the staff behind him, "Ravenclaw..."
A golden sword in the staff suddenly appeared in Egg's hand, and Bian He on the side looked at the slender sword body and suddenly sneered: "Flashy..."
"Let's talk about it when you win..."Iger doesn't want to deal with him anymore, there is always a sense of shame of bullying children and pretending to be forced, maybe this is human growth?
Before I knew it, I was past the age of secondary two... Iger was a little emotional.
"That's good... Preparation! Yao Minqi stood behind the two and paused slightly: "Let's start!" ”
Bian He took out his sword, and then the white light flashed in front of him, and he suddenly felt that the whole world seemed to be illuminated, and he was slightly stunned, and then he heard a violent and sharp sonic boom sound in his ears, and his eyes widened, and Egg on the side opened his eyes angrily, like a hell demon god, and picked up the sword trick.
"!!!! Chop"
There was another bang, the sky seemed to be raining, Bian He turned his head a little stiffly, and a silver light on the lake disappeared into the distance in an instant, and the white light set off waves more than ten meters high in layers.
Rumble...
A small mountain in the distance was suddenly pierced by the white light, and in the next moment, the sonic boom sounded again, and the white light flew back to Egg's scabbard in an instant, and the lake surface once again set off layers of waves.
On the shore, thousands of students were drenched in soup by the falling water, but no one spoke, just opened their mouths wide and stared at the mountain bags in the distance.
On that day, people finally remembered... The horror that was once dominated by Egger...