Chapter 130: Zootopia (Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
"Egger, can you sign me? It's better to have two copies, my brother Dennis wants it too..."
At night, Colin stood behind Egg, holding two pieces of parchment in his hand, looking at Egg with a nervous look.
It can be seen that Colin has made a lot of determination, after all, there have always been rumors in the school that Egger has a bad temper and plays with people's heads at every turn, and Colin feels that he is mentally prepared to be knocked off his head.
Even if you die, you want an autograph!
"Dude, this is a true fan," Ron whispered into Egg's ear.
"Get out...", Egg felt terrible.
Isn't that Harry's treatment?
After signing Colin's name, Egger had a bad expression: "Don't tell anyone..."
"Okay, okay!" Colin quickly nodded his little head and left happily.
Egger signed Colin's autograph not for nothing, because at the moment when he was edgeworthy, Colin held the camera and took a perfect picture of Egger's sword from a slightly sideways angle behind him, and Iger felt that he looked handsome.
Of course, the photo didn't circulate either, and Hermione treasured it...
"Sign me one too," Ron muttered, pushing over a piece of parchment.
"Ron!" Hermione cried out with a laugh, "Can you go away?" ”
"Just one, what's the matter?" Ron muttered.
Egger had no choice but to sign one for him, and then Egg saw Ron quickly take the signature into his arms.
"Do you worship Egger so much?" Harry looked at Ron quizzically.
"No, Egger's autographed photo is valuable, don't you know?" When Ron heard this, he immediately said triumphantly: "I have a cousin who is willing to pay ten Galleons to buy a private photo of Egger!" If nothing else, this is the signature, and I can sell it for twenty Galleons..."
Harry: "......"
Egger: "......"
"You should say that you have a good way of making money... Or is it not afraid of death? Iger sighed with some emotion.
"Is this guy popular?" You Mengyu took a piece of bread and dipped the last bit of custard on the plate.
"I feel... It's okay. Iger thought for a moment, "After all, I've never received a love letter from someone else..."
"Have you ever wondered... Maybe it was just thrown away? Harry glanced strangely at Hermione beside Egg, then shrank his head at Hermione's dangerous gaze and said nothing.
"What?" Iger didn't hear clearly, and asked subconsciously.
"It's nothing, eat your meal..."Hermione's face flushed slightly, and she casually shoved a turkey leg into Egg's mouth.
"Look at that guy called Bian or something..."Ron said with a smug face, "Scared you to the point of shutting down..."
Egg turned his head to look, and the boy was eating with a dazed face, and the whole person seemed to be stunned.
"Just get used to it..."
“……”
……
"Hey, are you alright?" Malfoy shook the side of him beside him.
Bian He was stunned and shook his head slightly: "Thank you, I'm fine..."
"That's good—" Malfoy muttered, and began to eat to himself again.
"Aren't you surprised?" Bian He frowned and looked at Malfoy and asked.
"Surprised by what? Egger? Malfoy rolled his eyes, "Just get used to it." ”
Can you get used to it? Bian He looked dazed.
"You can see that he is not human, you can't compare with him, who will test the strength of a dragon, right?" Malfoy looked very open: "Actually, you're still very lucky. ”
"How?" Bian He was a little puzzled.
"Because the people who provoked him like you did before seemed to be dead," Malfoy muttered.
Benga: "......"
Damn, should I thank him for that?
Before the two could say much, the door of the Great Hall was rumbled open, and Snape's face was very ugly, and he strode in, tugging at the horns on Egger's head and turned away, not saying a word from beginning to end.
Egger: "??? ”
"What happened?" Iger struggled to get out of Snape's hands, and even though Iger was now 1.6 meters tall, he was still like a little plague chicken in Snape's hands, which made him embarrassed.
"Something important." Snape didn't bother to explain, and looked at Egg's eyes fluctuating slightly.
It's so big in a blink of an eye, remember that it used to seem like it was only up to the waist? Time flies...
"What's the matter?" Iger wondered.
Seeing the two of them arrive at the door of the headmaster's office, Snape's face turned dark: "Peter Pettigrew... Fled. ”
“What f**k you talking about?” Egger was stunned: "What's the matter?" ”
"Let's go inside."
He shoved Iger through the door of the headmaster's office, and Snape closed the door.
As soon as he entered the Headmaster's room, Egg saw Dumbledore's extremely ugly old face, and Fudge sitting in his chair with an embarrassed expression.
Sirius leaned against the wall with a murderous face, and his eyes were full of madness under his messy hair.
Professor McGonagall was snorting and pouring tea for a few people, and it was clear from her expression that she was not at peace.
"What's going on?" Iger frowned.
"This afternoon... Peter Pettigrew has escaped from Azkaban...", Fudge muttered indistinctly.
"Be clear." Egger narrowed his eyes slightly, "Didn't I tell you that he was Animagus?" ”
"He was rescued..."Fudge's eyes were in a trance, "I don't know why, that man only saved Peter Pettigrew..."
"What about Voldemort?" Egg turned to look at Dumbledore.
"With me." Dumbledore nodded.
"The diary is for me—" Iger held out his hand, "put it here for me." ”
Dumbledore took the diary out of the drawer and handed it to Egg, who took it and threw it into the bag.
The diary was the key to Harry's survival.
If there wasn't a Horcrux to hang Voldemort's life, if Voldemort had given Harry an Arvada at that time, it was likely that the two would have died together.
"He's going to come to Hogwarts, or he has nowhere else to go." Dumbledore whispered, "I guess he'll come and rescue his old master, though that may not be his own idea." ”
"That guy is familiar with the school's secret passages..."Sirius' face was gloomy.
"yes, it's thanks to you." Snape had a sarcastic smile on his face.
"You want to a fight?" Sirius jerked out his wand and aimed it at Snape.
"Come on." Snape drew his wand at the same time.
"Calm down." Iger clapped his hands, and the wands of the two of them came out of their hands and flew into his hands: "It's just a mouse, it can't make any waves, Mr. Minister, let's get a wanted warrant." ”
Fudge nodded and hurried away.
Iger looked at a few people, "Don't be nervous, gentlemen, I don't think it's a bad thing. ”
With that, Egg looked at Sirius and smiled, "At least you can kill him with your own hands..."
took out the map of the living point and looked at it, Egger said softly: "That guy must be around here now, not too far, since he was rescued, then the other party's purpose is likely to be Voldemort, for things like catching mice... I think we need a professional..."
……
Early in the morning of Halloween, Hermione lay on the bed and looked at Egg, who was ready to go, with some surprise: "Why did you get up so early today?" ”
"I'm going to buy you a pet." Iger muttered, "Do you want to be together?" ”
Hermione glanced at Dolores, the big python coiled in the corner of the room, and then looked at Huanghua who was combing her feathers on the shelf, and casually pulled out the curled up Da and the pot from under the pillow, and looked at Egg with some uncertainty: "Do you want to buy a pet?" ”
"yes, buy you a cat." Iger spread his hands.
"Aren't you?" Hermione burst into laughter.
"You have to be able to catch rats." Iger was helpless.
Half an hour later, the two appeared at the pet store in Diagon Alley on time, and Egger looked at the clerk and waved his hand happily: "I want your cat!" ”
The clerk looked excited, and immediately took out all the cats in his house and sold them to Egger along with the catboys.
Hermione was a little surprised: "How much are you going to buy?" ”
"Bao Yuan!" Iger grinned and walked into another pet store: "You cats, I want them!" ”
Two hours later, the entire Diagon Alley cats were looted by Egg, even the stray cat Egger on the side of the road did not let go, a total of more than 300 cats meowed in Egger's box, not two naughty ones also teased the Dementors in the corner, the Dementors shrank to avoid the cats' entanglement, for fear of accidentally killing which one gave Iger an excuse to hurt himself.
"Which of you is called Crookshank?" Eggle watched as the cats in front of him meowed.
"Me!" A hoarse-sounding voice sounded, and a ginger cat paw was raised in the plush group, and Egg followed the sound to see a large ginger cat with a flat face and a fierce look come out of the group.
"Meow... What's the matter, little master? "Crookshank seems to be smart, he knows very well who is the master of himself and Ig, unlike someone else's cat, who has always thought that he is the master...
"Very well, from today onwards, you are their leader." Egger meowed, "I want you to patrol the castle, and that's it...... Catch a mouse, catch a mouse that is not a mouse. ”
"Understood." Crookshill squatted and nodded earnestly.
Very well, Iger nodded in satisfaction.
By noon, the students were surprised to find that there were more cats in the castle, with one or two cats dangling around in each corridor, and the castle was full of self-service cat food and litter boxes.
Of course, Egger wasn't in the mood to do this, and it was all thanks to the elves...
"Do you understand what I'm saying?" Iger looked at Crookshan at his feet and squatted down: "That vole is missing a fingernail, old and ugly, he is not a mouse, he is a human being." ”
"I understand meow~" Crookshan licked his little paws: "I think I should distinguish meow." ”
"Wow... He looks so obedient..."Hermione couldn't help but smile and hugged Crookshank.
"She's so pretty..."Crookhill looked at Egg in Hermione's arms and said, "All the humans I've ever seen dislike me, is she an angel?" ”
"Don't worry, we won't." Egg rubbed Crookshan's little head: "From today on, you are the captain of the Hogwarts security team, you don't need a bird except me, who dares to hurt you, tell me, Kai Wushuang is destroyed!" ”
Egger waved his big hand, indicating that from today onwards, you will be covered by me.
"Understand~" Crookshan flicked his big furry tail.
"Peter Pettigrew escaped?" Hermione looked at Egger quizzically.
"Yes." Iger nodded.
"Are you sure it works?" Hermione looked at the group of cats meowing beside her.
"emmm..."Egger spread his hands, "probably... What else could he do? That coward, he left himself to fend for himself, and I actually doubt that he will come to Hogwarts at all, but be prepared..."
"He's going to come to Egger." Hermione thought for a moment: "I think since he was saved, the purpose of saving him must be a mysterious person, otherwise it is difficult for me to imagine that he has any other value, and it is like you said that saving a Pettigrew... The world is not worth it. ”
"yes," Iger took out a piece of parchment and put it in front of Crookshan, "Do you know how to read a map?" ”
"Meow..."
After settling the cats in Crook Hill, Egg kept warning the castle portraits.
"Oh, don't worry, dear... We'll be sure to let you know as soon as there's any news. The fat lady held a glass of red wine, and her white and fat face looked at Egg happily with a hint of drunkenness.
"Thank you, Fat Madam." Eggle said heavily.
"That Peter Pettigrew you're talking about, is an Animagus?" The bronze knocker sound is emotionless.
"Yes, it's a mouse." Iger nodded.
"I have no reason to block someone who answers a question correctly." The bronze knocker tone remains the same.
"Are you sure?" Eggle picked up the hammer.
"Let me retract the preface." The bronze knocker sound is emotionless.
Egger: "......"
"Don't worry, Young Master Egger, there are elves patrolling every floor, and there will be no problems." Sia's shrill voice said humbly.
"Hmm... Thank you. Iger muttered indistinctly as he left the kitchen with a pile of cakes.
"It's our pleasure." A group of elves bowed their noses to the ground, watching Egg leave.
Early the next morning, a dense patch of owls on the Gryffindor table was listening to Egger.
"Goo... A mouse? ”
Lark stared at Egg with amber eyes.
"Yes, a mouse—" Egg nodded.
"Can I eat it?" Lark tilted his head, and his head and body were ninety degrees.
"Whatever you want." Egg grinned, casually pressed the restless little paws of the quiet rain on the side, and the girl looked at the owls in front of her and drooled out.
"It's amazing." Hedwig's cold voice rang out, and Lark turned his head to look at it.
"That means we don't have to eat that boring, stupid bird food anymore, and I'm fed up with that." Hedwig tilted her head and muttered.
Why did Iger think this was so familiar? If there is a master, there must be a favor?
The castle was particularly lively these two days, with cats and dogs running rampant, owls flying everywhere in the sky, and even a few snakes raised by the Slytherin students were sent out by Egger, making the whole castle look like a zoo.
Toad Laifu has also been extremely honest in the past two days, and he no longer thinks about escaping, the outside world is too dangerous, Laifu thought about it again, and suddenly felt that his master's chubby little hands were also quite warm.
"If he can get in, then I have nothing to say." Iger looked at the mess of the castle and grinned, "What is this?" Zootopia? ”