"Boss, I only drink, I don't know couplets." Bacchus said with a sad face.

"Patriarch, I won't either, I didn't graduate from elementary school." I'm 008 also said.

"Brother, this, I'm not good at it." Hua Feihua also came over.

Diana and Li Zhien, the two foreign girls, looked at Xiao Yu and shook their heads helplessly: "We won't." ”

Xiao Yu looked at Lao Hei, this guy was sitting there painting cats, and he knew that he couldn't count on his concentration.

"Afraid of what? Let's see what couplets they come up with! Silver Moon Eleven said lightly.

Your dad coughed before he died, and every member of the sex club looked at him with a smile on their faces, as if they were confident of winning the game.

"Brother, in order to make it easier to judge the winner or loser, we only have one uplink, and then, one side after another, which side can't catch it will be considered a loss, what do you think?" Your father said as he pulled his sleeves before he died.

Xiao Yu: "Okay, brother, come out." ”

Before your father died: "My uplink is: [Shandong Falling Peanuts and Flowers Falling in Dongshan]!" Brothers of the pest family, you can listen well, this sentence is whether it is righteous or reversed, the meaning is smooth, the pronunciation is the same, your lower link must be the same, okay, here it begins, please say the lower link——"

Xiao Yu frowned, he didn't expect your father to be able to come up with such a link before he died, he was silent for a few seconds, and was just about to speak, when Yinyue Eleven on the side spoke: "My right next link is: [Shanxi Immortal Tree Grows West Mountain]. ”

"Good! That's right! The members of the pest family all applauded.

"My next sentence is: [Yellow Mountain Larch Leaves Falling Mountain Yellow]!" The stem-made hole of the sex society family immediately shouted loudly.

"[Nanshan is in the woodcutter, Qiao is in the south of the mountain]." Xiao Yu answered.

Without waiting for everyone to applaud, someone from the sex club accosted again: "[Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea]!" ”

"[In front of the front parking lot]!" This time it was a field monk who replied, but I didn't expect this guy to have a diploma.

Sex Society: "[Beijing Wolong Temple Dragon Wojing North]! ”

Lianyuqin: "[West Lake Pleasure Boat Fun Tour Huxi]! ”

Sex Society: "[Great Wall Computer Calculation City Chief]! ”

Little Crescent: "[Down the mountain wrangler horse herding down the mountain]! ”

Sex company: "[Zhongshan Freight Station Cargo Mountain]! ”

Kitten Demon: "[Xiangshan Red Leaves and Fallen Leaves Red Mountain Fragrance]! ”

Sex Society: "[Border City Tornado Rolls Back to the City Side]! ”

At this point, Xiao Yu finally understood, this couplet must have been practiced in ordinary times, and his own people racked their brains to come up with a pair, but they came as soon as they opened their mouths, it felt like they had been prepared in advance, and they didn't even have to think about it, if they wanted to win them, the only way was to squeeze their inventory dry, otherwise their side would definitely lose.

Xiao Yu looked at Yinyue Eleven, and Eleven was also frowning: "It's not good, it's too difficult, they came prepared." ”

"Haha, brothers of the pests, isn't it right? Then hurry up and admit defeat, hurry up and admit defeat, haha......"

The members of the sex club all burst out laughing.

Half a minute later, Xiao Yu finally said again: "[Seaside Peak Peak, Mountain Peak Connection]!" ”

The members of the sex club suddenly became silent, they look at me, I look at you, all of them are dazed, looking at that, the words prepared in advance should be almost used.

"[Jingbei Pipeline Oil Pipeline Pipeline Oil Pipeline Delivers to Beijing]!" The dismantling of the sex club's clothes finally remembered again.

"Okay, great, I'm good at untying people's clothes, I'll ......let you untie my sister's clothes tonight" Sister Bai couldn't ride and ran forward and kissed the face of untying people's clothes.

"[Changchun Jingyuetan Moon Jing Spring Chang]!" A minute later, Silver Moon Eleven also held back a sentence.

The members of the sex club were dumb again, frowning one by one, and looking at your father before he died.

"!" Before his death, your father shouted loudly: "[Big Wave Mermaid Man Mega]! ”

'......Huh', as soon as your father finished saying this sentence before he died, the faces of the five beauties of the pest family suddenly turned red.

I didn't expect that the sex club still has such a hand.

"Throw in the towel, brother of the Pest family!" The members of the sex club were boiling again, some were whistling, some were breakdancing, they were laughing, jumping, hugging each other, and they were already celebrating their victory.

At this time, a cloud of lights appeared in the passage on the left, and the players of the Proud Guild finally walked out of the maze.

"Brother, you have lost, the proud people are here, remember our agreement, one boss and one piece of equipment......" Your father patted Xiao Yu's shoulder before he died, Xiao Yu smiled bitterly, he knew that he really couldn't think of the next one for the time being.

"Okay......"

"Boss!" Xiao Yu was just about to admit defeat, and the god of wine Huahua suddenly shouted: "Look at the team chatting, what does Brother Guo mean?" ”

Brother Black Cauldron came to carry it: "[Tomorrow I will go to the playground to exercise until dawn]!" ”

Quiet, extremely quiet, everyone's eyes were all focused on Lao Hei, this black-faced Zhang Fei, who had never heard him speak, actually had such a hand, looking at his tall figure of nearly one meter nine, burly chest and back, tiger head and leopard bearded face, several demon babies in the sex club were thinking at the same time: Chong this body, this guy may really have the strength to X to Tianming......

Sex users lose, they lose the heart of the mouth.

……

"You're early?"

Ao Shifengyun looked surprised, he always thought that Xiao Yu was lying to him, he didn't get out of the maze of more than 100 people, and more than 20 of them went out so quickly? Even if he was lucky and didn't get lost, those monsters in the maze were enough for them to kill for a while, and now he was a little surprised to see Xiao Yu and the others really appear at the entrance of the fifth floor.

"It's not been a while, hehe, how to get down the 5th floor? There are a lot of people, do you want to send one in to find out the situation? Xiao Yu asked with a smile.

"No problem, Mingxia, go in one." Proud of the world, he shouted behind him.

"Okay, I'll go in this time!" A famous man instantly disappeared from his figure.

Only five seconds passed.

"There's an ambush down there, and he's hanging ......," Aoshi Fengyun smiled bitterly.

Xiao Yu: "Do you see anyone?" How many? ”

Proud of the world: "I didn't see anyone, there was a trap on the ground, and it was pitch black all around, so he didn't dare to turn on the lights." ”

"No one? Have all the drunken and carefree withdrawn? Got to the next level? ”

With his memory, Xiao Yu knew that the fifth floor of the Skull Cave was called [Hall of the Dead], this map was much simpler than the first, second and third floors, just a place similar to a conference hall, with a large area inside, except for a few rows of pillars in the middle and dozens of coffins, there was no place to cover, if Drunk Yao really wanted to attack the Proud World Guild head-on, this map was undoubtedly the most suitable.

"I don't know, I'll send someone in to explore the way."

The proud world is simply simple, he gave an order, and another famous man stealthily drilled into the fifth floor.

"When you go in, let him stay put, don't run around, and beware of nearby mines." Xiao Yu reminded.

"There's no one inside, it's pitch black." The celebrity inside soon replied.

Xiao Yu: "Let him hear if there are any monsters nearby." ”

"Yes, I can hear strange noises."

"That's right, the drunk and carefree person shouldn't be nearby, find someone to take the thunder, and it's safe near the door of the fifth floor."

Naturally, the work of the thunder is none other than the monk, because there is no famous man hiding in the shadows, under the key protection of several doctors, the traps buried near the door of the fifth floor have all been detonated one by one.

"I've never been to this map, it seems like a hall." Proud of the world asked.

Xiao Yu: "Look like this, how do you fight?" One family? This is already the fifth floor, and it won't be long before you can go down to seven. ”

"Why don't you group it, in case you run into someone who is drunk and free, you can take care of it." Proud of the world finally put forward the request to form a team, Xiao Yu secretly smiled, he really knew too much about the gamer's little care, this thing first thought that he had few people, the equipment was not good, and the efficiency of clearing monsters was low and he refused to form himself, but after the four-layer maze of monster clearing competition, he had seen the power of his group, and then he remembered to take the initiative to pull himself into the group.

"yes, okay."

After joining the team of the Proud World Guild, Xiao Yu began to give everyone a pre-war training class in the family chat: "When you see good things, your hands and feet must be sharp, you must pay attention to skills when grabbing things, and you must pay more attention to cooperation, remember the four-character mantra: one fast, two accurate, three blocks, four leads!" ”

"A fast, it means to start quickly, and you must be the first to shoot when you see something, first come, first served, everyone understands this truth."

"Two accurate, refers to the shot to be accurate, don't go in the wrong direction at that time, obviously pick up the gold suit and ran to the vicinity of the blue suit, this and the fast to cooperate together, complement each other, only fast and not accurate, in vain, only allowed not to be fast, the same in vain."

"Three blocks, refers to the coordination skills, just now in the fourth layer of the skeleton about to explode equipment, if I didn't block your father before he died, the little crescent may not be able to grab the drawings, this tells everyone, when you find that you are too late to do it, you have to learn to create opportunities for your companions, this is cooperation, in the tribulation, there is no invincible profession, only seamless cooperation, so you must remember that at any time, as long as you are with your teammates, you must think of the two words 'cooperation'! Whether it's PK, fighting bosses, or upgrading to grab things, you have to cooperate, this is the foundation of being the king! ”

"Four leads,Refers to attracting monsters,This is mainly used to grab the items that the [non-team] players explode,You also know,We can't pick up other people's explosive things in a minute,At this time, in order to delay time,In the case of insufficient manpower, the best way is to lure the nearby monsters over,Let the monsters block the items,Let them not pick up,Wait for 60 seconds to pass,Let's do it again......"

At the same time that Xiao Yu was training in grabbing things in the family channel, your father also began to preach in the sex club family before he died.

"Our family has now climbed into a big guild again, what does a big guild do? They are, they are exploited by TM, what is an elite group? It's just that ordinary players throw out equipment money, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of players supply hundreds of people, can they not be elite? If there is a tens of thousands of young ladies in our store to make money for me to spend, I TM am richer than the president of the United Nations, so now that we have a relationship and climb to the guild, we must learn to use it, how to use it, I have 10 strategies, the first ......"

What is it called luring a wolf into the house, the people of the Proud World Guild never thought that the people who teamed up with themselves would be damaged to such an extent, not to mention swiping monsters and grabbing things, but also calculating themselves, what kind of person is this!

"Breast augmentation, I just got good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" Aoshifeng, who was busy farming monster output, suddenly heard Xiao Yu calling him.