0108 The entrance to the fifth floor is proud
Men and women match, work without getting tired.
There are beautiful women shuttling back and forth in front of the eyes, and the members of the sex club are more motivated, and they don't see the things that fall on the ground, but they don't care at all, just a few copper plates, a white suit, a few silver coins, and a green suit, what? And a blue suit? Forget it, garbage-junk equipment......
The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth kept a faint smile, the performance of the five girls made him very satisfied, if he continued to fight like this, it would add up to a lot, and after clearing the four-layer skeletons, he would be able to save at least 50 gold.
"Great God, are you there?" Just as Xiao Yu was explaining the skills of picking up things to Diana, who was not very skilled, the Dragon King suddenly sent a message.
"Yes, yes."
Dragon King: "Are you in the Skull Cave?" ”
Xiao Yu: "That's right, walking around on the fourth floor, do you want to come and join in the fun?" ”
Xiao Yu didn't feel strange at all about the news that the Dragon King knew that he was in the Cave Cave, and the news of the Infinite Temple's pursuit of the Killing Sex Club believed that there had already been an undercover agent to inform the Dragon King.
Dragon King: "I got the news that more than 200 people organized by the Wuji God of War are running into the cave, you guys be careful, I just organized the manpower, and I'll help you right away." ”
"Thank you, thank you so much, you guys are tens of thousands?" Xiao Yu's enthusiasm for the Dragon King is grateful from the bottom of his heart, no matter what this guy says, it is enough for himself, and he will be less pit in the future.
Dragon King: "...... God, don't tease me? I brought about 300 people with me, and if nothing else, I would be there in half an hour. ”
"Okay, I'll wait for you at the entrance, it's a labyrinth, you'll run, right? I'm on the right, you can go on the left, the people of the Proud World Guild are also here, the left road they take, if you can catch them, you will destroy them first, and then we will go down to the 7th floor together to fight the boss. ”
"Great God, the Proud World Guild has a good relationship with us...... "The Dragon King sent a picture of an egg, and the word 'pain' was written on the egg.
Xiao Yu: "Oh, that's it, then forget it, what about being drunk?" How does their guild have to do with you? ”
Dragon King: "It's not good, it's not bad, they're a rival guild that is proud of the world." ”
"Oh, yes, I see."
……
The god of war with more than 200 hundred subordinates quickly entered the third floor, and the monsters on the first and second floors were not cleaned up for a long time, and they rushed down in one breath without hindrance.
"Okay, there is still one more layer to enter the fourth, brothers work hard, the time for revenge has come!" The Wuji God of War suddenly became excited, and his voice trembled a little.
"God of War, the Dragon Palace has also arrived at the entrance of the cave, there are more than 200, what should I do?" It was the sixth brother of Wuji who spoke.
Wuji God of War: "Don't worry, let's speed up and destroy the Pest Sex Household before they catch up with us!" They are our main target this time. ”
Wuji Sixth Brother: "What about the Proud World Guild?" They have a good relationship with the Dragon Palace, and there are more than 100 people in the cave. ”
Wuji God of War: "Isn't there still a drunken escape?" There are more than 400 of them, we will meet them, 600 people will be at ease, even if the Dragon Palace and the Aoshi Union are only 300 people, don't worry, I know it. ”
……
At the entrance of the fifth floor of the Skull Cave, Xiao Yu and his group of twenty-six people were meditating to regain their blood, they had been waiting for nearly ten minutes, and they still hadn't seen the shadow of the Proud World Guild player.
"Wind-chest, where have you been? We're all going to fall asleep......" This is the third time Xiao Yu has sent a message to Proud World.
Proud of the world: "It's fast, it's fast, this maze designed by TM is too difficult to run, we are lost!" ”
Xiao Yu: "Then we'll wait for you, don't worry." ”
It's false to say that he is not in a hurry, but Xiao Yu has no way not to wait now, there are twenty-six people in the team, he doesn't want anyone to have problems, it is not easy to run out of the maze, if it weren't for his familiarity with the map, I'm afraid I don't know where to go now.
The members of the sex club didn't feel how difficult this maze was, at least they felt that they had run smoothly and unknowingly to the entrance of the fifth floor, but they seemed to have forgotten who was leading the way, and they didn't remember who gave them guidance when they encountered the fork in the road, they didn't remember these details in the first place, and even why they didn't meet the second [Skeleton Warrior] along the way They also forgot to ask, and now they only have two words in their minds: pickle girl!
Faced with the five beauties of the pest family, the male-prostitutes of the sex club began to itch in their hearts.
"Leng Yueqiu beauty, can I sit here?" Umekawa leaned over to Diana and sat down, and the kid stared at Diana with straight eyes.
"Okay, sit down." Diana's impression of this guy is not bad, compared to others, his ID is relatively disgusting to her, if she doesn't wear underwear, she doesn't wear it, and she can't see it anyway.
Umegawa sat down next to Diana: "You look so good, is it a real scan?" ”
"I said yes, do you believe it?" Diana said with a smile.
Umekawa shook his head: "I don't believe it. ”
"Why don't you believe it?" Diana Strange said.
Umekawa's cool expression changed suddenly, and he became very sad: "I've grown so big, I've never had a beautiful girl want me to sit so close to her, I've never been ......"
Diana's eyes widened: "Really? Why? ”
"Because I'm so ugly, no girl likes me since I was a child, so, I really thank you, thank you for letting me sit next to you, I've never felt ...... this kind of feeling" As he spoke, Umegawa Uchiku's tears were about to flow out.
"Umegawa Neiku, can you change your trick when you TM pickle girls? Isn't it annoying to use this trick all the time? The virgin walked over from the side with one leg, she sat opposite Mei Chuan Neiku, and smiled at Diana: "Sister paper, don't be fooled, this kid used this trick to deceive how many innocent girls, I was almost fucked by him at the beginning, the man in our family doesn't have a good thing except for my father, don't listen to him, come, go to my sister's side and sit down......"
"Made, spoiled." Umegawa glared at the virgin fiercely, raised her legs, smiled at Diana again, and turned to leave.
He came to Xiao Yue's side: "Beauty, I found that you are very much like a friend of mine. ”
"Oh? Is it? If my guess is correct, it should be your ex-girlfriend, right? Little Crescent asked with a smile.
"Huh? How do you know? You're so smart, that's my first love, we've been separated for years, do you want to hear my story with her? The empathetic man sat down as he spoke.
Xiao Yueya nodded happily: "Okay, okay, you say, I like to listen to stories the most, especially tragedies, every time I hear those poor stories, I can't laugh, but I want to cry when I listen to those comedies, you say, are you throwing your back?" Or did she split her legs? Cuckolded you? Or is it pregnant with someone else's child? Or if you don't get into a car accident and die? Jumped into a well? Or hanged? Kidnapped and autopsied? …… Hey, why are you going? Don't go, you haven't told a story yet......"
"Made, this girl is perverted...... "I got up and walked away without looking back.
The transsexual anal hu baby was sitting next to Lian Yuqin, the child was blushing and ashamed, he secretly looked at Lian Yuqin from the corner of his eyes, and found that this girl had been staring at herself, with a faint smile on her face, which made him feel very warm.
"You, you, hello." The old problem of transsexual sperm anal and bearded baby has been committed again, and he began to stutter again when he spoke in front of beautiful women.
"Hello, your name is funny." Jean said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, yes?" Hu Yanwa scratched her head embarrassedly: "It, actually, I. I. My last name: Surname... Wu, can. Yes. Can you and.. You. You talk. Let's talk?"
Qin Meinu paused for a moment and said softly: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you have sex-no-ability, maybe there are other ways to cure it." ”
Hu Yuwa was dumbfounded, and Li Zhien on the side laughed out loud, and the child saw the two beauties staring at him, and he got up in fright and ran away.
Bacchus Huahua was teasing the birds, he felt that this black starling seemed to have grown up a lot, he sat next to Xiao Yu, and the black starling fell on the wine jar in his arms, and from time to time he put his head deep into the jar to take a sip, looking like that, he was going to get drunk again.
"Boss, your bird can really drink, more than I do." Bacchus Huahua said to Xiao Yu.
"Really? Someone has been drinking with you since then. "Xiao Yu still hasn't figured out what this black starling is doing.
"Boss, you're wrong, it's not a human, it's a bird, why haven't those people in the world come yet? They were too slow, and so many of them weren't as fast as we were. ”
"They're lost, it's not easy to run in this maze, it's easy to get lost."
"Boss, why didn't we get lost?"
"You want to get lost?"
"No, I don't distinguish between southeast and northwest since I was a child, I often get lost, and I fainted as soon as I entered the cave today, it was too dark, if I were myself, I would definitely not enter here."
"It doesn't matter, I'll take you wherever I go in the future."
"Okay, boss, you're so good......"
Just then, your father got up from the ground before he died.
"Brothers of the pest family, let's play a game, shall we?"
"Game, what game?" Hua Feihua was whispering to the kitten demon, and when he heard your father shouting before he died, he replied loudly.
"Couplet, it's boring anyway, those people who are proud of the world don't know when they will be able to get out of the maze, how about we have a game of couplets?"
When your dad shouted like this before he died, the guys in the sex club immediately boiled.
"Okay, okay, couplet, couplet."
"Great, it's been a long time, Daddy is wise."
"Good! Let's divide into two gangs, and we have to gamble something. ”
……
Seeing the appearance of the sex club one by one, Xiao Yu frowned, did he look away? These vulgar-looking guys still dance and write? No, I can't.
"Okay, what's right?" Xiao Yu replied.
Your father laughed before he died: "The method is very simple, we are two families, one family and one gang, which side can't be up to each other, even if you lose, once brothers, what do you think?" ”
Xiao Yu stood up from the ground with a 'whoosh': "Damn, we can't compare to you by scolding, you really can't do couplets, so let's press some color heads, and we will go down to the 5th floor to fight the boss in a while, and in the end, which side wins can pick one piece from the equipment picked up by the other party and take it away, one BOSS picks one, five BOSSES pick 5 pieces, how about it?" ”
"Okay! No problem! The children at the sex club all jumped with excitement.