Chapter 7: Breaking In
"Gu Zhi, what are you planning to do with this equipment? Aren't you going to clean the toilet? You Shang was wearing his shoes at the door and looked at Gu Zhi who was fully armed on the side.
I saw Gu Zhi wearing a black coat and black trousers that he didn't usually wear, plus a pure black hat and mask, and a black-framed glasses without mirrors in his hand.
"Hmph, I've already prepared a day in advance, this kind of humiliating thing, if an acquaintance who came to school on the weekend finds out, then"
"emmmmmmmmmm, why are you always careful enough in such superfluous places?" You'd better be careful from the start! Wouldn't you have to clean the toilet?
"Are you ready, go out, the goal is the Great Voyage!" Gu Zhi pointed to the sun with the glasses in his hand, and made an extraordinary bold statement.
"Go clean the toilet, can you still sweep high?"
"You have to take care of it!"
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"So, how do we divide the work now? Sixty toilets, half men's, half women's, and there were three of us. Liu Wuke took the lead in raising the most critical issue today and won the first place.
"Of course, it is distributed fairly, in this way, each floor is half of the men's toilet and half of the women's toilet, and we still ......" Gu Zhi calmly analyzed at this time.
"Yes, Brother Gu Zhi, you know, I have always admired you, and I know that you have been thinking about us." Liu Wuke looked at Gu Zhi with a sincere face.
This, Wuke, have you grown up?
Liu Wuke continued: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, I didn't expect that for the sake of us, Brother Gu Zhi, you took the lead in bringing the equipment and planning to take over the task of cleaning the women's toilet, little brother, I really admire it!" ”
What? What the? When was this scripted? Am I arranged? Click!
"Eh, little brother, humor! You have such a good sense of humor! It's a joke, okay......"
"Okay, Gu Zhi, we have felt your good intentions, we will clean the remaining thirty toilets, you be careful, I just saw some students in the school. You don't want to go in while others are still around, even though you're so luxuriously equipped. You Shang scrambled to speak, and gave Gu Zhi a look I understand you.
You sell me! This broken plastic brother can't be a pawn! I said that Liu Wuke had enlightened me today, and he scolded me as soon as he came!
But the objection was ineffective, because You Shang had already run away with Liu Wuke's shoulders!
"I'll go! Zhejiang Wenzhou Jiangnan Tannery ......"
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I, Gu Zhi, an eighteen-year-old young man in the third year of salted high school, was faced with a difficult task alone: to clean thirty toilets, female.
What to do? Online, etc., urgently.
"Calm down, take care of it, and analyze it rationally. It's nine o'clock in the morning, and there are about thirty students evenly distributed in the school, and if half are boys and half girls, the odds are ...... How do I know! Wait a minute, there should be no one in the teacher's toilet at this time, so start cleaning the female teacher's toilet on the first floor. I'm a genius! ”
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"Lala, I love to wash...... Ahem, I love hygiene, protect the campus, start with me. The black-clothed young man Gu Zhizheng was dragging the ground hard, while humming a tune that was appropriate for the occasion.
"Eh, how could I be so witty, witty as I am, and avoid all possibilities of losing face. Continue, second floor teacher's toilet. ”
"Tell you to pit me, the men's toilet is so dirty, it can't kill you."
"Cleaning the women's toilet is the most comfortable today...... Ahem, the easiest job. Go on, third floor, my great voyage! ”
"I'll go, it's worthy of the principal's toilet, so luxurious, is this the toilet of a five-star hotel, I'm sour. This should be nothing to clean, so clean. Go upstairs and forget it. ”
"Fourth floor, eh, it's almost time for our classroom, so fast? I didn't expect that I still have the talent to sweep the toilet, ahem, just kidding. ”
I, Gu Zhi, work, super serious.
"Speaking of which, that barbecue yesterday tasted really good, Gollum~. It's just a little spicy. Gu Zhi stood at the door of the teacher's toilet on the fourth floor and muttered to himself.
"Huh~ It's disgusting, it's still within the range of the toilet gas, and I'm actually thinking about eating."
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"Finally, it's the fifth floor, I'm so tired!" Gu Zhi stretched, "Solve it quickly, finish the sweep, and catch them over in a while, at least help guard the door of the student women's toilet." ”
Gu Zhi bent over and dragged the floor hard, with an indescribable sense of seriousness and an inexplicable sense of professionalism.
"Wait a minute, something isn't right, there's ...... in this No, yesterday's barbecue was poisonous, no, I'm going to go first. ”
Gu Zhi's three steps turned into two steps, and opened the one in the two compartments of the toilet.
"Don't care if it's a women's toilet, I, Gu Zhi, want face."
"Oh ~ Shu Chang." When Gu Zhi was about to get up, something happened about the incident.
"Poof~ I'll go, there's a second round." Gu Zhi immediately squatted down with lightning speed and accepted the teasing of fate.
round two ,fight!
Five minutes later......
"Finally, this battle is over, huh~" Gu Zhi opened the door and was about to go out, but he heard a female voice getting louder and louder, as if someone was coming.
Gu Zhi stepped back in an instant, and closed the door of the cubicle.
So you're not going to let me out of this door today?
"I'm staying at school today, so I don't have to prepare my meal."
"I want to be alone for a while, can't I?"
"Can you leave me alone!"
"Don't call again!" The girl's voice grew louder and louder, and later even directly quarreled.
Then Gu Zhi heard the sound of water from the faucet and the sound of water rushing on his face.
Then after feeling that there was no sound for a while, Gu Zhi opened a little gap, looked through the crack in the door, and after knowing that there was no one, "Huh~ It's finally out!" ”
Then he confronted Tao Li, who forgot to take something and came back.
Gu Zhi's shrunken pupils met Tao Li's blushing but very flat eyes. A faint blue light flashed from Gu Zhi's eyes,
"Isn't it, such a coincidence? Did she recognize me? I'm not a pervert! ”
"Why is he here? He wouldn't have heard everything he had just said, would he? ”
When a familiar voice sounded in his mind, Gu Zhi had already felt the coolness brought to him by the world.
I, Gu Zhi, an eighteen-year-old single outstanding high school boy, encountered something indescribable in the women's bathroom. What am I going to do? Online, etc., urgently.
Gu Zhi's mind flashed all the countermeasures in seconds: "First of all, be domineering, let her not dare to think about anything, dare not think, and then push her against the wall gently, and take advantage of the situation to ......"
Homeopathy, you big-headed ghost! Do it all over again.
"First of all, staring at her with blazing eyes, using radio waves to attack and numb her brain with bioelectricity, so that she can't calm down, and then ...... homeopathic"
That's why you're big!
Gu Zhi glanced at her, and immediately took it back in a heartbeat, and started Plan C.
Looking up again, "Yes, that's it, homeopathic ......" Gu Zhi thought to himself, and then showed the most kind smile he could imagine, and said, "What a coincidence?" Are you here too? ”
What the hell am I talking about! I don't know what I'm talking about!
Tao Li's face turned even redder, but he still remained silent, gave a kind look, and said, "You, can you go out for a while?" I'm going to the toilet. ”
"Huh? Good. Gu Zhi turned around and left, walking in a place that Tao Li couldn't see, with a strange expression.
She had a disgusted expression, right? Right? That's right!
I, Gu Zhi, was disgusted and hated, and hit the street.