Chapter 6: True Performance Artist

"So, this is the right guy you've found?" Han Yun asked Gu Zhi and You Shang, who were sitting across the table.

"You Shang, what about you?" Gu Zhi held his forehead with his right hand, speechless. And the rest of the members also looked at each other.

You Shang pursed his lips and put on a professional smirk: "That's the case, this Hulk here is just a Hulk on the outside, but in fact, he has a ...... Well, I can't make it up. ”

"Oh, I see, it's an anomalous ability of his transformation, isn't it?" Han Yun suddenly realized.

So you can understand how to bland with a bit! I haven't even been able to accept it! Is it so easy to chat with the Hulk?

"It's a 'disguise,' not a transformation." The Hulk spoke, motionless, unfurled.

"Does it make a difference?" Gu Zhi finally raised his head.

"Of course there is, haven't you moved without seeing me?" The Hulk said, "Do you think I don't want to move? It's all fate. ”

After speaking, Liu Wuke twisted his neck, and suddenly his huge green body disappeared, and a relatively thin backpack boy wearing black-rimmed glasses appeared. Although he wears glasses, he still looks like he is very young and looks like a little boy.

Gu Zhi glanced at his backpack, and there seemed to be a bright red in the brown bag.

"Anyway, we called you here to let you join our Institute." You Shang said, "Would you like to?" ”

How does this sentence feel weird, gay in gay.

"I, I, I don't even know what kind of club you are, how do you let me ......" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a corner of the club room with high-tech facilities that were very incompatible with high school life, and instantly changed: "How can you refuse?" Look at this high-end atmosphere and high-grade activity room, this beautiful air conditioning, this ......"

"Come on, your eyes are going to fall on that gimbal treadmill." Gu Zhi took a sip of coffee and said by the way.

"Wait a minute, I haven't asked for your name yet." Han Yun appropriately interrupted the topic.

"Me? Turn your physics textbook to the editor's section and look at the second name. ”

"Liu Wuke? So powerful? ”

"Awesome, right? We have the same name. ”

"......" The corners of Han Yun's mouth twitched, and his face was covered with black lines.

……

"Finally got rid of that guy." Gu Zhi stretched on the playground, "You said it was a wrong decision for us to pull him in." ”

"No, he's also a well-known high-IQ genius in the whole school." You Shang thought for a while and replied, "When did you set up a statue on the playground, whose statue is this?" ”

"Hmph, there is only one truth (Japanese), according to my analysis, this is a statue of a poet, that's right, the school must have set up this in order for us to cultivate our sentiments, if I guessed correctly, this should be a statue of Li Bai."

"Guess wrong, this is the statue of Xin Qiji." I saw the statue come down from the base and turn into a young man.

"......" Gu Zhi resisted the urge to make a move, with a black line on his face, and turned his head to look at You Shang.

You Shang whispered, "Okay, I'll take back the 'genius' just now." ”

"Do you want to be Superman?" Liu Wuke suddenly stretched out his head seriously and asked.

"What?" You Shang and Gu Zhi were also attracted by this sudden question.

"Superman! That's the superman! A superman who wears an eye that shoots lasers over his underwear! Liu Wuke turned the schoolbag behind him to the front and muttered while looking for something, "Ah, I found it." That's it. ”

"One, two, three, run!"

"You two don't run!"

That's why do you carry three red briefs with you?

"Bastard, stop chasing." Gu Zhi turned around and cursed as he ran.

"Hey, don't run away."

So don't wave your red panties in public as a bunting!

"Are you going out of school?" You Shang saw the east gate of the school not far away, and suddenly asked.

"Come out, the battlefield in the school is too small, and he will catch up, and the consequences of catching up, Gollum." Gu Zhi thought about it and swallowed his saliva, "I'm left, you're right." ”

"Hmph, according to what I know about Liu Wuke, he will habitually go out of the school gate and turn right, and the right is the direction of You Shang, this is a habitual action, hum." Gu Zhi squinted and thought.

……

"Why are you still chasing me! I'll go! ”

"Who in our school doesn't know that You Shang is a sports all-rounder, I definitely can't catch up!"

"Am I wrong? He's really not a fool! Gu Zhi's eyes widened and he thought.

……

"Is that a student at Arbor High School? What are they holding in their hands? ”

"Red? Panty? Hahahaha, it shouldn't be possible. ”

"Huh? It looks like it's really underwear. Isn't it, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. The best high school in the city actually taught this perversion. ”

So, don't add a "we" yourself! Only the one in the back is a stupid pervert!

"Hahaha, Gu Zhi, don't run away, put it on, you can be Superman if you put it on."

"Don't, resolutely don't, and don't laugh while waving **, the most important thing is not to call out my name! What a shame! ”

"You Shang, come and save me!" Gu Zhi shouted at the sky as he ran.

……

Office of Student Affairs.

"Oh no, I'm going to face the shoe director again." Gu Zhi's face was pale, as if he had lost his soul.

"Look at the good things you two did, playing with panties on the street in school uniforms! You can see how many complaints I have received, and even many parents of students have begun to doubt the quality of teaching in our school and want to transfer their children. Director Xue's eyes widened, "It's okay to play with underwear on the street, why are you wearing school uniforms!" When you wear your uniform outside, you represent the whole school. ”

"Gu Zhi, it's only been a few days this week, how many times have you been here? And there is no student in it. ”

"Director, I'm ......"

I don't want to, you may not believe it, but it's really the plate and panties that move first.

Of course, Gu Zhi didn't dare to open his mouth and continue to speak.

"What am I, nothing to explain. I'll let you go this time, and I won't take a demerit. ”

Gu Zhi and Liu Wuke's eyes showed a glint of hope.

"But, as a punishment, this weekend, you were responsible for cleaning the student and teacher restrooms throughout the school."

"Huh?" A thunderbolt flashed across the sky.

Gu Zhi, broken.

……

"How's it going? You okay? You Shang, who was waiting at the door, asked a certain petrified man who had just come out.

"Hahahaha, it's okay, it's okay. No demerits, small things. Liu Wuke touched the back of his head and said with a smile.

Hey, Gu Zhi's expression doesn't match the situation you said at all.

"Gu Zhi, cheer up! You okay? You Shang shook Gu Zhi's shoulder, and then saw him instantly soften and fall to the ground.

"Sixty, sixty, hehe, sixty toilets! Sixty toilets to be cleaned! ”

So you've been here for so long, counting how many toilets are there?

"Alright, alright, I'll help you."

"I've been waiting for you for a long time!" Gu Zhi sat up and sat up, full of energy.

"emmmmmmm, I feel like I'm doing something wrong." You Shang looked helpless.