Chapter 684 Remember, under the wine glass is the coffee table! (below)

Hannah, who held the wine jar in one hand and the wine bowl in the other, still did not say a word, saying that from the beginning to the present, I had never heard her speak, and if it wasn't for Hans, I would have almost taken her for a dumb person.

Not to mention talking, even some actions, such as nodding and shaking their heads, are rarely seen, and the Hanbag team seems to be accustomed to her attitude, as long as she does not shake her head and refuse, it means that she has no opinion.

This is completely beyond the definition of three nothings, is there a better house word to describe it?

Now, how will Hannah, who is holding the wine jar and holding the wine bowl, choose? Even if you choose to refuse, say "no", this may be what everyone expects to hear in addition to seeing Hannah's drunken appearance.

According to Hans, his brother hadn't heard a syllable from Hannah's mouth for nearly half a year.

To be honest, Hannah is the most sexually eccentric girl I've ever seen, although the three-no princess is also strange, but after getting along with her for a long time, I can still find that under her indifferent face like a beautiful doll, there is actually a fairly normal girl's heart, delicate, sensitive, soft, changeable, stubborn, like to be coquettish, etc., if there is anything abnormal, it is probably the persistence of drinking tea, and that ...... Ahem, a hobby for things like the h-side.

Hannah, who was accepting everyone's gaze, suddenly made a move at this time, only to see her gently pour the wine jar and fill the wine bowl in her hand.

"Oh oh oh oh!!"

Everyone watched Hannah's actions, and they couldn't help but open their mouths wide and let out exclamations, and the surprise was mixed with excitement, as if they saw a bare-naked, thick-chested, hair-haired god dancing in hula.

"Gollum"

Sips, sippings, although the face is shrouded in shadows, but this cute way of drinking like a kitten-licking-cow-milk-still gives people an elegant and cute beauty.

But at this time, no one will pay attention to Hannah's occasional appearance--revealed-the petite and cute side of the girl, and everyone's eyes are glued to the horizontal line in the bowl until it dries up, and then they let out a sigh of admiration and applaud, as if Hannah has done something great, but perhaps this is indeed a great thing for her.

Then, Hannah, who didn't say a word, continued to fill the wine bowl, and then drank it in small sips, although the drink was not fast, but there was no pause, so the remaining five or six catties of sake in the wine jar were still disappearing at a slow speed.

"Gollum"

"Gollum"

"Gollum"

……

"Hey, Hans, your sister seems to have a good amount of alcohol."

Anyone who has drunk alcohol knows that such continuous pouring is the easiest to get drunk, and seeing that Hannah has drunk seven or eight out of ten of the wine, but still not falling, Ricken, who was stunned, put his elbow on the top of Hans, who was also - revealing - a stunned look, and said.

"That'...... That is, with an older brother like me, how much worse could Hannah be? Also...... It's only a little bit worse than me. Hans was confused, and said with little certainty.

Looking at his appearance, it is estimated that even he himself doesn't know that his sister's alcohol consumption is so good, as if he has good grades, and he always pats his chest in front of his sister who is in junior high school and says that he will ask my high school brother if he doesn't understand anything in the future, and suddenly one day he finds out that his sister has secretly completed her college course.

Now Hans's mood is as complicated as the above example, and he wants to find a place to shed tears of shame called his brother.

In the jar, when the last drop of wine in the bowl was drunk by Hannah, she gently set the jar and bowl aside, and continued to face the campfire, bowing her head and closing her eyes.

"Woo~~ I'm a brother, I'm a brother......"

Undoubtedly, the one who was crying on the side was an incompetent mage who felt that he had been left behind by his time and by his family (sister).

"Huhu, another bowl, hey, hey, everyone is not drunk today, ahh~~"

There is no doubt that the person who said this was still some incompetent mage who gave up on himself because he felt that he had been abandoned by his time and his family (sister).

"Wow, wow, weak, don't die Valarida......"

Well, I don't need to introduce you again and again to this tearful, drunk, slurred nonsense, and constantly slamming his forehead and the ground in front of him.

Originally, he was already a little drunk, and he didn't plan to drink it anymore, but he made such a fuss with Hans, and finally had to drink a few more bowls, and his steps were already a little fluttering, so he took advantage of everyone's lack of attention, and secretly crawled back into his tent with his hands and feet.

"Woo woo~~"

Damn, my head hurts, but the good thing in the misfortune is that this time there is no tragedy, it's rare, think about the previous experience, either you burned down the bar and ended up losing money, or you woke up the next morning and found yourself hanging from a tree with a magic megaphone in your hand gagged with rags in your mouth.

Hey?

In retrospect, I still don't know why I was hung from a tree and who the killer was.

In short, this time I have returned to my small tent, and I should be able to stay away from all the tragedies, what, your incompetent tragic aura, isn't it usually very dragged? Now send me a look, and see what you can do with me? Wahahaha!!

After laughing a few times to vent the hatred in my heart, I felt that I had a big heart, and I staggered to the bed with a not very steady pace.

"Huh?"

I can't believe it-rubbed-rubbed-eyes, this mattress ...... When was it laid? I don't have any impression, is it because I have the foresight, all the beds are made early, and when I get drunk, I can directly lie down and fall asleep?

Anyway, existence is the truth, and for a man like me, who has comprehended the ninth sense, it is not difficult to predict such a simple future...... No, to be exact, a 99.99% probability!!

That's right! I finally got it!!

Isn't it because of this that he is hated by God and forcibly descends on him the aura-nature and tragedy of the road idiot?

Hmph, it's really ugly, this kind of undisguised jealousy, but if you think that this kind of Cheng dù obstruction can knock me down, it would be a big mistake.

Squinting my eyes and muttering quietly, I fell headlong on the bed, and the faint fragrance came to my nose at any time, ah, the quilt cleaned by Little Veras is fragrant, worthy of being my almighty little wife.

After rubbing it a few times, his consciousness gradually began to blur, but he couldn't completely fall asleep.

Is it because of thirst? No way.

Reluctantly, I got up from the bed, staggered to the table, and kept groping-groping for teapots and cups on it, how nice it would be to be able to use the wizard's telekinesis at this time, but unfortunately I have a problem walking, let alone using my skills.

"Hey, what is this?"

While I found the teapot and the cup, I also - touched - something else.

A thick book?

I was blindfolded when I saw that the outer layer of the book in my hand was made of delicate animal skin, and then it was dyed black-colored, and the paper inside was also the finest snow paper made by the camp, and I knew that it was worth a lot of money.

When did you have such a thing in your own tent?

If I had been sober, I would have been able to smell death in this book, which was extremely out of harmony with my tent, and I would have questions, but alas......

Oh oh? There's a feather-quill in the book, so it's probably a notebook rather than a book?

While pouring myself a cup of tea and drinking it in one gulp, feeling a little clearer in my head, I casually stretched out my ignorant hand to this forbidden notebook.

I flip.

Gently turning the first page, it is written in a narrative way, and the handwriting is upright and beautiful, which is not at all the neatness and beauty that can be compared with his earthworm writing.

So that's the case, this notebook wasn't written by myself, ahahaha, don't pay attention to this kind of trivial matter, keep reading, drunken laughter, I continued to turn the next page.

If it is a sober state, at this moment, I will definitely be able to perceive as if the diamond-shaped crystal on my chest is constantly "dingding~dingding~" flashing with red light, facing the breath of desperation, and quickly throw out the notes in my hand, raise my hands and "hi" at the speed of light and go back to my hometown M78 nebula to hide for ten or eight years before coming out.

Oh, isn't that a pretty heartwarming story? I'll see, En'n, it turns out like this, under the blue sky, a peaceful and happy little village in the beautiful prairie, the protagonist is ...... Two brothers and a teenage girl?

It should be that two brothers fell in love with the girl at the same time, so a series of love stories unfolded.

Roughly turned two pages, with our years of experience, we immediately sorted out the main characters and the main line of the whole story, hum, don't be - obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.

In this quiet and peaceful village, far from the threat of monsters, grew a beautiful girl named Sarana, she had long blue hair like the vast sky, clear and pure eyes like spring water, her smile was more beautiful than the flowers that bloomed on the grassland in spring, her snow-white skin was as bright as the young grass that was wet from morning to dew, and whenever she began to sing, the birds would hover in the sky, the fish would rejoice by the river, the wind would accompany her, and the clouds would shade her.

Whether it is a working adult or a child playing, they will stop and listen quietly, and the whole world seems to be still, only the song echoes in the grassland.

The boys of the village fell in love with Sarana, and even the princes and marquis of the Western Kingdom had heard of her beauty, and they did not hesitate to send several messengers to convey their love through the murderous misty forest.

Oh, this delicate text, this simplicity with a fresh taste...... The old-fashioned and cheesy opening, coupled with the neat and beautiful font above, should be a girl's work with a beautiful vision of love and a dream-like innocent girl's feelings.

At this point, if my mind is still a little clear, I am afraid that from these many clues, I will also perceive the sudden burst of hair of the enemy on the other side and turn golden-colored, and then put a strange light on my hands, and a strong sense of crisis in my mouth Kamehameha, and immediately roll up the quilt, make sure to find a spherical spacecraft, and flee to Hamek, Even if you have to live there for the rest of your life, you will have to live a miserable life of planting tobacco fields and competing with Prissa for a yo-yo!

Oh, and are the two brothers coming up next? The calm and capable elder brother, the sunny and handsome younger brother, has a simple-sexual-personality, and the appearance is handsome, the hard-working and capable two brothers, naturally they are also the crushes of many girls in the village, of course, the plot has come here, and the fool should be able to guess that the two brothers should have a crush on the most beautiful girl in the village, Sarana, with this as the main line, a series of house-wife-theater plots triggered.

House-Wife-Theater? How nice it would be if it was a late-night file with a heavy plot such as blackened firewood knife and indecent love for corpse dismemberment, I secretly regret that such an old-fashioned country love story can be imagined at the end just by looking at the beginning, not to mention that I am a tried-and-true veteran like Princess Sanwu and Little Ghost, I am afraid that even simple and innocent girls like Sarah and Veras can hardly be interested.

Of course, although the plot has no selling point, the innocent and beautiful girlish feelings contained in it make people's hearts pound, and they can't help but want to continue to flip.

First of all, I briefly introduced the background of the story and the three protagonists, as well as some other simple information about the supporting characters, and the story officially unfolded in this quiet, peaceful and beautiful village, where two men and a woman are involved in each other, and the inseparable family and love are intertwined.

"Brother, I've heard about it! Father has already discussed with Ilana's father that the two of you will get married after the harvest day this fall, right?! ”

The two brothers who got along harmoniously, and suddenly one day, the sunny and handsome younger brother broke in, pointed at the elder brother and asked loudly.

Oh oh, is it getting started? Has the fuse finally appeared? To be honest, the sudden change from a calm and happy style of writing to this tense plot that is very likely to lead to the breakup of the zhì brothers is really beyond my expectations, with my original speculation about the author's personality and writing, it should be a slow and smooth transition to this kind of plot, it seems that I still underestimate the other party's passion for writing, uh-huh.

Nodding his head a little sly, I continued to turn the next page.

"I'm sorry, brother, but I'm ...... I ......"

The elder brother, who had a slender and sturdy figure that made the girl blush, and his handsome appearance, bowed his head in shame and couldn't speak under the sharp gaze of his younger brother, who looked extremely angry because of his anger.

"It's so despicable to do such a thing, and keep it from me, and it's a loss to me...... I still treat you as my most beloved brother......"

The younger brother, who had determined the truth, suddenly trembled and dilated, took a few steps back in disbelief, clenched his fists tightly, and the nails embedded deep in the flesh of his palms began to gurgle blood.

"Right...... I'm sorry, this is something that my father decided suddenly, and I just found out about it, and I don't know how to ...... with you. ”

"Don't argue, you also know what our feelings for Sarana are, I will never agree with this kind of thing, I won't agree with beating me to death, I will never agree."

The younger brother interrupted his brother with tears in his eyes and shouted hoarsely.

Oh, the contradiction is getting more and more intense, it's a bit of a look, turn the page.

The debate continues.

Brother: "But my father's side ......"

Brother: "So what, can it be that my father can do such an unreasonable thing?!" ”

"But ......"

"Brother, how can you be like this, have you forgotten the private agreement we made at the beginning?!"

The younger brother suddenly threw the other party down with a hideous look and tightly wrapped his arms around his brother's neck.

Oh, are you going to kill each other? It's scary for a man to fall in love.

Involuntarily swallowing a mouthful of saliva, I continued to turn the next page.

"We once agreed to be together forever and love each other forever, have you forgotten? Have you forgotten about jì? ”

"No, I haven't forgotten for a moment, but Sarana's side ......"

"It's okay, I remember that there was an old firewood knife in the firewood room, and I just happened to dispose of it together."

"But ...... on my father's side"

"It's okay, just dispose of it by the way."

"How can this be done, what should be done with the corpse, what should I do if it is found by the people in the village?"

"It's okay, why don't you chop them all up and stuff them into bags and sink them under the river? No one will find out. The younger brother replied with a more and more hideous look.

"Then I'm relieved." Brother - showed - a reassuring smile.

"Brother...... Together forever. ”

"Hmm!"

"Uh-huh~ hmm-ah~ I hate it, brother~"

(omitted below)

"Poof!!"

A mouthful of old blood spurted out of his mouth, staining the entire table red.

It's really a late-night bastard...... No, it's not this that should be complained about, what kind of god is this kind of plot unfolding, bastard!!

appeared.,The natural enemy of my fate.,Finally appeared!!

That's right.,It's that although it belongs to the same dimension.,But completely in a different world.,Just like the brave and the dragon.,The otaku natural enemy rotten girl who can't coexist with it at all!!

Feeling that my pure otaku heart had been tainted by this disgusting rot, I threw the notes in my hand on the table like a snake and scorpion, and was about to leave in a rage.

Unexpectedly, a petite figure, at some point, blocked the only way out at the door of the tent.

“……”

Because of that disgusting notebook, my head was already clear for seven or eight minutes, and after connecting the causes and consequences of a qiē, cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and my heart was filled with anger, just like a punctured balloon, hissing and leaking, and shrunk in less than three seconds.

Feeling...... The situation seems to be a little unpleasant, isn't this your own tent?

Although I already had the answer in my mind, I still held on, glanced left and right at the layout around me, and then, the last bit of momentum in my heart, also "poof", leaked a fine light.

"Look...... See. ”

The petite and hazy figure in the center of the tent door, shrouded in the night, emitted such intense fluctuations that the crisp voice was tinged with a soft trilling sound.

"If you can, you don't want to see it!"

Without thinking about it, I immediately complained, and then immediately beat myself into a pig's head in my heart.

"No...... No...... You listen to me, I mean, I didn't look at it at all. ”

"See~~!!"

The figure on the opposite side, still with a gloomy, cold, stiff, trilling, and even a hint of crying sound, stepped forward, and inside the petite body, it was like a male lion slowly opening its eyes.

No...... No, this attitude has clearly decided that I have peeked at her notes (of course this is a fact), and in the prelude to the brewing storm, it is useless for me to say anything.

Momentarily aware of the grim shape I was about to face, I took a deep breath, suddenly pointed behind the figure, and shouted in a horrified tone.

"Ahh There are two big men hugging each other and kissing!! ”

"What?!"

In an instant, the eyes of the petite figure shrouded in darkness crossed a dazzling flash, as if the gossip reporter smelled a fishy smell, and turned around sharply at an astonishing speed, and at some point there was an extra notebook and a feather-quill pen in his hand.

There are flaws!!

In that moment of life and death, when time seemed to have slowed down 10,000 times, I surpassed myself, and with a speed that was not inferior to the other person's movements, I turned into a white light and brushed past her.

Hmph, a rotten girl is a rotten girl, and it is impossible for an otaku like herself to be an opponent at all.

"Wha

After taking the first step out of the tent, I got carried away and laughed out loud, yes, it was a victory for the otaku.

Next, let's just find Hans and them, in front of the others, Hannah doesn't dare to blatantly do anything to me, lest her identity as a rotten girl be exposed-, this plan is too perfect, maybe I will become a terrifying figure with deep wisdom in the future.

At this moment, I was deeply shocked by the wisdom that I had burst out in the moment of crisis, and my pace quickened more and more, and soon I came to the scene of the celebration and roared loudly.

"Hans saves my ......"

Me: "......"

Hans, who was drunk, and Ricken, Kira, and Baal, shoulder to shoulder, around the campfire, danced that hilarious drunken dance, but I couldn't laugh at all.

"Yo~, hiccup~! It's not ...... This is not Aslan old old old ...... Dude? Belch~! ”

His drunken face, which was almost as red as his hair, looked over and said hello in a daze.

The Amazon sisters were nowhere to be seen, presumably back to their tents, while the four barbarian mercenaries and desert warriors were drunk, each holding an empty bowl or dice in their hands, staggering to the sky and falling asleep.

No, it's going to be over, in this case, no one will stand up to help me stop Hannah, and Hannah won't have to worry about her secret being exposed.

At this moment, I deeply understood that even if I have a brain that is as deep as the sea and makes decisions thousands of miles away, I have to bow down in front of my own tragic aura.

Whoever wins the day, it's all about coaxing children, bastard!!

Kneeling on my feet, I slammed a heavy punch on the ground with remorse, and at this time, a cold killing intent that seemed to freeze the bone marrow spread from behind me, and I turned back mechanically, Hannah, who was hunting in the cold wind in a black-colored-close-fitting cloak, didn't know when, was already standing behind her.

In the cold wind of the night, the two snow-white assassin blades she was equipped with were replacing the blood moon in the sky that was obscured by dark clouds, emitting a bright red cold light, making Hannah look like the night moon descending and harvesting the lives of the wicked.

At this time, the wisest choice is to equip the whole body equipment first.

Without saying a word, I put on the main equipment as fast as I could, took a deep breath, then turned around, ran, yelled, and did it in one go.

"Help~~~~~~~~~~"

"Die!!"

Two shouts, one long and one short, echoed high over the grassland.