I couldn't see what was inside the plate at all, I could only see the golden objects placed on it like a work of art, and the golden surface exuded a thousand feet of light, and the intense, intense light was like a mushroom cloud. Soaring into the sky, the entire black cloud rolled and surged into a ball, and the golden light burst out from within, and finally formed the shape of a fried chicken leg.

When the golden light cleared, I saw that it was a piece of fried golden chicken thigh, which had just come out of the pot. There was a steaming white vapor on it, filling the air with the scent of saliva, and the crispy golden skin was shining as if it were real gold, and just looking at it like this made it seem to be crackling in my mouth.

"Mine is done, too."

At this moment, Hans on the other side also roared angrily and raised the plate in his hand high.

There is no doubt that it contains a hamburger, although it is not as dazzling as Ricken's fried chicken thighs, but the cream-colored cute bread with some white sesame seeds on top, the fresh green vegetables sandwiched inside, the fragrant butter taste, and the thick dripping meat chop are all mouth-watering, and there is only this cute burger in the eyes "No, it's the whole world that has become a hamburger!"

That's right, if you have to give it a name that is both atmospheric and has a sense of existence that transcends time and space, it is the Eternal Universe Galactic Burger!!!!

Woo Woo heart no, no, no, I always feel that something is wrong, and I am about to become a Sichuan boy with a red hat, and fall into some strange setting of the world.

"Come, Brother Arthas, try it first, my ancestral fried chicken leg is definitely not comparable to the kind of junk food that is messed up with all sorts of things."

Ricken came up attentively and put the plate in front of me, the aroma of fried chicken thighs and the golden skin all stimulated my appetite.

"What do you say, our ancestral unique recipe for tens of thousands of years is a mess?"

Hans, who had been touched by Ricken's bottom line of tolerance, yelled loudly, an anger rising from his heart, and evil to his guts, and his greasy hand slammed down on the plate containing the fried chicken legs, trying to scratch and flip it with his dirty hands.

It's a pity that Ricken has already taken precautions and has always kept a considerable distance from Hans, so that his local teleportation skills cannot pose a threat, and with the speed of the mage's shot, the paladin still has quite enough room to dodge.

Hans's blow naturally did not succeed, but was ridiculed by Ricken, who blamed Hans for being afraid that he would not be able to win him, so he made a bad move, and finally raised his eyebrows and got back some of the field where Hans's flame burst finger just now.

"Brother Arthas, don't mess with that idiot.

The two men were fighting, and Hans finally came to his senses this time, and no longer heeded Ricken's wanton ridicule on the side, stepped forward, and whispered to me.

"Come, try the taste, it's guaranteed to make you have a lingering aftertaste, and also, don't eat the guy's fried chicken thighs on the other side, I don't know if you've heard of it,"

At this point, Hans paused for a moment, lowered his head slightly, and shrouded himself above his nose in shadow, leaving only a close-up of his mouth, so that all his attention could be focused on what he was about to say.

"Legend has it that his black shop, the business is really unsustainable, he can't sell a single fried chicken leg, and he can't eat it himself, so he has no choice but to throw it away, and naturally there will be stray dogs in the camp to eat, and then, those poor stray dogs,"

Suddenly, Hans's words sank, leaving countless dark imagination space, which made me swallow a mouthful of saliva unconsciously, as if I was brought to the scene by Hans's language, and saw countless stray dogs eating those fried chicken legs all over their bodies, foaming at the mouth, and quickly turning into a terrifying scene of black water

It has to be said that Hans is very eloquent. It's easy to be demagogic, is this the terrifying pairing of a shrewd restaurant heir among wise mages?

"What do you say?!!"

Although Hans was attached to his ear and spoke very quietly, it was impossible to hide from Ricken not far behind, so he naturally kicked him with a flying kick, but was dodged by a teleportation that Hans had prepared.

"Don't listen to him, Brother Arthas. His black shop is, do you know why I call him a dead fly? Not only was his unknown thing, which was a mess of things, mixed with dead flies, but also because any fly flying over the mass of things and smelling the poisonous gas would immediately die and fall. ”

Ricken explained with a look of urgency that although he did not have the same language skills as Hans, the kindness brought by his neat white hair and white beard was more trusting than Hans's funny red burger head, and he was also a terrible guy.

Let them fight any longer, maybe I starve to death and can't eat, thinking of this, I coughed a few times to attract the attention of the two.

"The two of you, there is no basis for empty words, let's use real strength to decide the victory, Brother Ricken will finish it first, let's start with his. What do you say? ”

Ricken nodded happily, of course, and Hans pondered for a moment, and then said slowly; "It's good, there is no comparison, how can it reflect the absolute advantage of taste, and it's not bad to have a stepping stone."

After speaking, he looked at Ricken with a condescending attitude, and it was clear that he was saying, the stepping stone to my success is you!

With a sneer, Ricken finally resisted the impulse, and saw the plate handed to me: "Come, Brother Alsace, eat it hot, it tastes cold"

Suddenly, he seemed to notice something. turned his head fiercely: "It turns out that you guy just wanted to stall for time, what a despicable and shameless villain." ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about."

Hans whistled in a visibly obvious manner, and weakly avoided Ricken's gaze and pretended to be stupid.

Burgers can also taste worse as the temperature cools, but don't forget who Hans is, Mage, and it won't be difficult for him to keep the burger freshly baked all the time.

"Also, it's better to eat warmer quickly"

Seeing that the two of them had a trend of Ding 7 again, I hurriedly said. He took a piece of gold from the plate and caught Rickon's attention. Even Hans watched my reaction with wide eyes and stopped speaking defiantly.

Oooh, this crispness!!

Just like this, gently pinch it with your fingers. The crispy crust of this golden brown fried chicken thigh. It's like the clear ice in early winter, it keeps making a crisp cracking sound, but it doesn't break into a grain of powder and falls, I'm not a universal housewife like Veras, I can't say what kind of technology is contained in it, but from this detail alone, it can be seen that it is definitely not easy to do this.

Moreover, this should be fried in oil. But when I pinched my fingers, I couldn't notice any greasy feeling on my fingers, and the feeling of being dry and crunchy made people suddenly imagine that although it was fried, the taste was not greasy at all.

Just a layer of skin can see so many doorways, and the object is still a non-professional self, the restaurant that has been passed down for tens of thousands of years is really extraordinary.

Thinking like this, I have infinite expectations. Put the fried chicken pieces in your mouth and chew them in one bite.

"Click."

Well? This feeling,,

"Click, click, click! The mouth is moving on its own!! It's chewing on its own volition!! No, I can't stop at all, this is a delicacy that can make your mouth betray you!!

"How about using the experience of our ancestors to select one of the 100 prairie chickens and then make it through the unique craftsmanship of our restaurant. Brother Alsace, do you feel like there is a live steppe chicken flying in its mouth? Delicious speechless, wahahaha"

Ricken was stunned as he commented, looking at Hans with contempt. As if to say, see, this is the real strength of our restaurant, you only have to surrender.

The skin is crispy on the outside, the meat is fluffy on the inside, and the strongest and powerful thigh part of the chicken is carefully selected and fried at high temperatures to completely concentrate the essence inside. There is no loss at all, and when you bite into it, the essence of the meat fills the mouth, making people unable to stop speaking, and the flexibility of the muscles bursts out with strong vitality, which is just like one

It's like living freely under the blue sky, in the green meadow, drinking the clear river water, feeding on the fat grass insects, such a healthy and strong grassland chicken, spreading its wings and hooves in its mouth!!!

Woo woo heart, no, no, it seems that he has been pulled into some strange dimension by Ricken's words, and if this continues, the forces of hell will become the dark cuisine world, and the alliance will have to be renamed Yangquan Restaurant.

I was moved by the deliciousness, and it took me a while to wake up like this, and Li Xuan shook his head in distress.

I can't be manipulated by these guys again and again, and I'll have to hold on to myself and step that damn otaku fantasy into the abyss.

As I devoured all the fried chicken thighs on the plate that Ricken handed over, I reluctantly added the bottom of the plate, and then glanced at the hamburger that Hans was holding, swallowed my saliva, and secretly made up my mind

Road.

"Hmph, Brother Arthas, is this already shaken? After eating my ancestral burger, you will really understand what it means to be delicious, and something as simple as fried chicken thighs is just a third-rate craft. ”

Hans snorted disapprovingly and handed the plate in front of me.

"This is,"

I habitually pinched the hamburger with ten fingers of both hands, and my fingers immediately felt the hot temperature that had just been baked and would make ordinary people quickly put it down, and the first reaction in my heart was that this Hans brother was really treacherous.

However, this feeling of soft whirring "soft hoohoo"

With a slight force on your fingers, you can feel the soft and elastic feel of the upper and lower slices of bread, just like the pair of plump coughs on Linya's chest, the "The weather is so nice today, let's have a cup of tea and eat a hamburger."

Cough violently a few times, I'll damn it. It reminds me of a fluttering burger, opening my mouth wide and taking a third of a bite.

Chew Chew Chew, well, the taste is ok.

The bread is soft, the meat chop is rich, and the vegetables are sweet, and there are all kinds of indescribable other flavors, gradually, gradually fused together, when the first bite is chewed, more than ten kinds of flavors make the tongue bud almost paralyzed, I feel that the taste is a little weird, a little miscellaneous, not as delicious as imagined, but keep chewing, these flavors are like more than a dozen twist ropes of different thicknesses, twisted together, and gradually form a fresh, shocking taste.

Originally. The softness of the bread, the toughness of the meat, and the refreshing taste of the vegetables should be like the senbei bread made by the family, the taste is out of place, but when chewed in the mouth at the moment, it is surprisingly harmonious.

Oh oh!! This,,This is,,

At the moment when more than a dozen flavors were all fused, a white light seemed to suddenly rise in the darkness, illuminating the whole world.

The theme of this burger, "It turned out to be,,,It turned out to be,,

"That's right, this is the signature of our restaurant, its theme is not the rosin of bread, nor the richness of the meat chop, nor the sweetness of the vegetables, but the spicy taste hidden inside, which will only burst out after chewing and grinding! Brother Alsace, do you feel it now?! The feeling that the whole world has turned into a hamburg!! ”

Hans shouted with a triumphant gesture, his fingers raised, and an expression that bordered on fanaticism.

The whole world feels like a hamburger?!

When Hans said this, I completely forgot about my determination just now, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, as if I felt something.

In the mouth, the endless spicy spicy sound is like a firecracker, not only in the mouth, but even in the whole mind, there is also a scene like this, as if the entire universe is shattered and countless stars are exploding.

Then, as soon as the silence returned, I don't know how many trillion trillion years passed, a little light rose from this silent black universe, and then, just like the evolution of all things in the universe, there were stars and life in the bright and silent world.

These stars are the shape of hamburgers, and these promises are lively hamburgers.

"That's right, the Eternal Cosmic Galactic Burger

I couldn't help but shout loudly, and Hans on the side burst into tears, although he didn't understand what the galaxy of the universe was, but he understood, and the other party had understood the truth and meaning hidden in the hamburger.

The next moment after the loud roar, I immediately came to my senses, and I couldn't help but squat on the ground again, shaking my head in distress and trembling.

Woo woo woo is over, this world is going to be finished, the four demon gods are going to become five tiger stars, the old drunkard is going to become a tsundere uncle with inverted eyebrows, and my little salad is going to become a certain red-haired busty girl, woo woo, it's over, it's going to be over."

On the other hand, the ten team members who watched this quite comedic sense were also speechless at the same time.

"Brother Alsace" seems to be easily driven by the atmosphere and plunged into a fantasy world constructed by others. ”

Paladin Baal, who doesn't seem to have a very bright mind, is as sharp as Abroqiu's blood-sucking white rose that pierces his heart.

"Next, though. is the cruelest test for him. ”

Hehe laughed a few times. Paladin Baal and the other nine took a few steps back in unison, so as not to be caught in the whirlpool.

"Alright, Brother Arthas, let's talk about it, whose one is better."

After I had swallowed the whole burger, I wiped my mouth and patted my bulging belly, and before I could enjoy the delicious aftertaste that remained in my mouth, two big faces came up and asked with eager eyes.

I turned my head to look at the other ten people, and when they saw my gaze, they all involuntarily took a step back, and the meaning was obvious. Brother, go in peace, don't drag us into the water.

I see, no matter how I answer, will there be a storm next?

Turning his head and looking at the flames burning in the pupils of Ricken and Hans, it was clear that no matter which side I decided to win, a war would be detonated, of course. If you use some judgments with their own characteristics, such as a tie, to perfunctory, then the spearhead of this war. More likely to point straight at me.

It's no wonder that other people will show a scared and loving expression to this guy's cooking skills, this kind of judgment-like gaze, no one can stand it.

"Ahem,"

Under the gaze of everyone, I leisurely wiped my mouth and snorted coldly.

"It's superficial."

"You", what do you say? ”

Ricken and Hans, as if they hadn't heard clearly, looked at me incredulously for a moment before asking, and the others stared at me in disbelief.

"I mean, you're so superficial."

With my middle finger, I pushed my imaginary glasses, and I replied with a sneer.

"Brother Arthas, I don't quite understand what you mean." Probably really confused by my words, Ricken and Hans asked more curiously than angrily.

"What? Haven't noticed it yet? It's so superficial, let me ask you, these ingredients, even if they are in the inventory? , it won't deteriorate, anyway, it's been more than ten days. ”

In the eyes of the two men, I pointed to the fried chicken thighs, and the burger, and said loudly.

"Also, this kind of environment, can this be considered a kitchen? After a big battle, can you really stay in the best shape? ”

Seeing that the two of them still looked a little confused, I sighed.

"I mean to say. Is this hamburger, this fried chicken thigh, really in the best condition, with the most perfect ingredients, is this really all your strength? ”

Of course, the answer to my question is definitely "

"Of course not!!"

I didn't want to lose to the other party, Ken and Hans, and I was surprised to say in unison.

"So, do you still want me to evaluate these dishes that don't show your true strength?"

This sentence, like a thunderbolt from the sky, flashed through the minds of Hans and Ricken, making them grow their mouths and show a look of remorse, unable to say a word.

"Brother Alsace. I'm convinced. ”

In a state of negativity with their hands on the ground, I sat back down next to the campfire, and Barr next to me immediately gave me a thumbs up.

That is, we may not have other skills, but when it comes to fooling kung fu, we won't lose to anyone.

Of course, it's easy to be fooled by others and leave, woo

"When they're ready and then let you judge, what are you going to do then?"

Probably not to see my smug look, Barr said to me in a tone of "you can't run for a while".

"There's no way around it then."

I smiled darkly. He made a gesture towards Baal clasping his thumb and forefinger into a circle, in the shape of a gold coin, like a gesture of an inverted man, and said.

"Hey, hey, when the time comes, it's up to whom, this one is more."

The collective is speechless.

"Brother Alsace. Has anyone ever said that you are actually a pretty insidious guy? For a while, the paladin Barr silently looked up to the sky and thought silently in his heart.

All in all, the storm brought by the two living treasures, Ricken and Hans, was finally dissipated invisibly by my flickering**, and it is even more fortunate that they finally broke away from the world of some strange settings.

Then came the real celebration party, and the decades of grievances between the two teams also represented decades of emotional entanglements. Putting aside those grievances, in fact, they still get along with each other, no, two barbarians and two desert warriors, while eating and drinking. Gather together and start bragging wantonly, watching one of them take out a few loose seeds, and it looks like there will be a few more later.

Baal and the Kira mage weren't at ease. They mingled with Rickenhans and began to quarrel, and the remaining Amazon sisters and male and female assassins were more silent, but this was due to their professional nature, not that they did not enjoy the atmosphere.

"Brother Alsace, what to look at, come and come"

The stupid guy really didn't have any troubles, and he was gone in half an hour. Hans and Ricken recovered from the blasphemy of the signboard handed down from the ancestral well, and shook each other shoulder to shoulder, thinking that they were brothers.

At this time, Ricken found me sitting alone, and couldn't help but greet with a big hand, although I didn't really want to get involved in the whirlpool of stupid fools between the two of them, but I still enjoyed the atmosphere, hesitated for a moment, and came up with the bowl.

"Come, come, come. Today's hard pleasure, I will treasure it for many years."

Saying this, Ricken mysteriously dug through his inventory, then made a magic gesture and raised a large jar of wine aloft.

"Didn't you say you wanted to quit drinking? There is still such a thing hidden, is it still a captain? Hans asked, not missing any opportunity to strike his opponent.

"Woo, I didn't drink it, I usually take it out to see, touch it, smell it, I really didn't drink it, damn it. Damn it!! ”

Ricken retorted loudly with tears in his eyes, and the majestic and tragic momentum that was displayed like a child holding back what he liked shook Hans for a moment.

Naturally, the four barbarian mercenaries and desert warriors who were in the midst of gambling also put down the loose pieces in their hands, ran over to get a piece of the pie, and then simply snatched a jar from the howling Ricken and reopened the plate.

Don't underestimate the Amazon sisters, spirits, as one of the commonly used items in the Amazon tribe, when they were very young, these Amazons began to come into contact with each other, so a. All of them are good drinkers.

Well, except for Sister Sharna.

I drink averagely. It's the same mediocre lower middle class as myself, but it's still much better than Sister Sharna. A few bowls under the tough tactics of Ricken and Hans, now a little.

Remember every time you drink. In the end, it always ends in tragedy, and this time I must hold back, and I must not get drunk and say it.

"Hiccup"

There was a wine burp. I half-squinted and put my arm on Ricken's shoulder.

"That's right, Hiccup. Brother Ricken, I said "yes" yes, that guy"

I pointed to the wizard opposite. That Kira asked or something, I wanted to ask in a more subtle way, but now it doesn't matter if it seems to be taro, ahhahahaha"

"Ki... I'm Kira. ”

He was also a little drunk, shook his head and shook the mage in his head, pointed at himself, and replied.

"Oh, I'll just say, it's Kira, it's Kira, yes, ahhahaha," I said to him mysteriously as I leaned my head up mysteriously and whispered to him like an underground tissue joint.

"Actually, I have a friend named Aslan, and he can explode."

"Oh?" Kira tilted her head drunkenly and thought about it for a moment.

"I don't know much about explosive seeds. But I can sow seeds, my grandfather was the number one in the village before, like a distorted, hey. ”

With that, Kira stood up and made a completely out of shape hoeing posture, which drew applause from everyone.

So, under the influence of alcohol, such meaningless and even suspicious conversations continued.

"Hey, what's wrong with Gris and Hannah, how pathetic it is to sit there."

Then a few bowls of wine will be served. I narrowed my eyes into a slit and looked around, and saw that the Assassins Gris and Hannah were meditating in a daze.

As soon as I said this, I came out. It attracted everyone's attention, even the four barbarians and desert warriors who were gambling and drinking on the other side. All stopped scattered and wine bowls.

Everybody, all eyes were on Gris, and then, suddenly, without warning, except for me and Hannah. Ten faces, all showing ill intentions, can even be described as insidious, I shuddered when I saw it.

What the hell are these people going on, suddenly showing such expressions? But it doesn't seem to have anything to do with him, so he went to Gris.

With such ten eyes with strong malice, although Gris tried to close his eyes and recuperate, his eyelids still jumped unconsciously.

"yes, how can you let Gris sit here alone?"

Rickon smiled maliciously and spoke first, if it was him, it would be understandable, after all, Gris belonged to his sworn enemy's team.

"That's right, Gris, come, give everyone a face, let's have a drink."

However, now, even Hans, the captain of Gris, with a look of intrigue, handed the wine bowl to Gris. It just baffles me.

Glancing at the wine bowl in front of him, then turning his head to meet the ten sinister gazes one by one, Gris moved his lips slightly, and replied succinctly.

"I'm going to keep a vigil."

"Oh, if that's it, it's okay, my ghost wolf can take the place." I was on the sidelines, very much for Gris or Xiang's answer.

"That's it, you've seen Brother Arthas's ghost wolf strength. Can't you believe it? Everyone immediately came to the side.

Gris was silent. He glanced at me slightly, his gaze as cold as usual, but he could feel a strong resentment in it.

Hey, did I do anything bad?

Then, go back. In the eyes of everyone's expectation, the refreshing result wine bowl was full of momentum, and he made a posture of raising his head to drink. ”

The sake was swallowed by him in a big gulp, and with the sound of swallowing, he did not stop the action of raising his head to drink, but naturally drank it, and looked up, and looked up. When the last drop of sake in the bowl was drunk, his whole body was bent over 90 degrees. Lie straight down.

The beautiful angels also seemed to be mourning for him, and above the clouds were singing sad songs for him.

"Always go it alone

"Boom!!"

With a heavy sound of falling to the ground, the song stopped abruptly, and Gris fell asleep with a red face.

This is the Assassin Gris, a good man who gets drunk when he gets drunk.