"Okay!" The middle-aged man didn't think much about it, he stood up and bowed deeply to Shi Jinlang and said, "Under the surname Su, the name Shi, the word Dongpo, I don't know what the boss is called?" ”

"Uh, when my surname is shi, my name is Tiansao, and the word emperor!" Shi Jinlang almost blurted out, "It's okay if you call me Tiansao, or the emperor, whatever you want to call it!" ”

When Ah Li, Xiao Qiao and Li Yuanfang heard this, they all looked back at Shi Jinlang, because they all knew Shi Jinlang's name, and they didn't know why he chose such a strange name to deceive others.

Ah Li, Xiao Qiao and Li Yuanfang didn't know Shi Jinlang's intention to do this, in fact, when Su Dongpo stepped into Timo Noodle Restaurant for the first time, Shi Jinlang had already recognized him.

At that time, because Su Dongpo was too down-and-out, he was far from the polite and funny gentleman Su Dongpo in Shi Jinlang's memory, so Shi Jinlang didn't recognize him for the first time, and after helping him order, he looked at him carefully, and then dared to confirm that he was Su Dongpo.

And Alice gave the recognition signal of the brain wave for the first time, and Su Dongpo in front of him was not an NPC character in the fantasy world, but a real person.

Su Dongpo's appearance made Shi Jinlang ecstatic, because it also confirmed the strange idea in Shi Jinlang's mind, the strange idea that had arisen spontaneously since he met Empress Wu Zetian.

When he saw Wu Zetian for the first time, Shi Jinlang felt that she was different from other people in the illusion, until Wu Zetian told the secret of "rabbit", Shi Jinlang firmly believed that Wu Zetian should be a real person who was forcibly pulled into this illusion, but at that time, Shi Jinlang's idea was just an idea, and it had not yet been related to a real prototype.

Then, after an in-depth conversation with Alice, until the true identity of Xiao Qiao was determined, Shi Jinlang's strange idea finally took shape.

What made Shi Jinlang believe the most was Su Dongpo's sudden arrival, if it weren't for him, Shi Jinlang might have only existed in speculation.

"Tianshao? Great? What a strange name! ”

Su Dongpo muttered the name that Shi Jinlang told him with a confused expression, but the doubts on his face became thicker and thicker.

"How's that, did you think of anything?"

Shi Jinlang asked in a low voice.

"Nope!" Su Dongpo shook his head and said, "Brother Emperor, should I think of something?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay if you can't think of it!" Shi Jinlang was a little disappointed, but he still patted him on the shoulder and said, "Let's eat first!" ”

His real time Jinlang told Su Dongpo that his name was the title of "Tiansao Emperor Group", which was because Shi Jinlang knew that Su Dongpo's current situation was the same as Xiao Qiao, and the memories in his head were covered by the memories of the NPC substituted in the illusion.

Shi Jinlang wanted to awaken his real-world memories through Su Dongpo's most familiar words, but unfortunately failed.

After eating, Su Dongpo stood up, bowed deeply to Shi Jinlang and said, "Thank you again for the hospitality, Brother Emperor, this kindness will be remembered in my heart, and I will definitely come to thank you one day!" ”

"Don't wait for the day, you have the opportunity to come and thank you now!" Shi Jinlang looked at Su Dongpo and said with a cheap smile.

"Huh?" Su Dongpo said with a confused face, "What does Brother Emperor mean, I don't understand!" ”

"Isn't that easy?" Shi Jinlang looked back at Ah Li and asked, "Ah Li, is there a lack of dishes in our kitchen?" ”

"No—ah, it's not lacking!" Ah Li didn't react at the first time, and when she saw the look that Shi Jinlang gave her, she changed her words on the spot.

"Missing!" Xiao Qiao couldn't help but say, "I know this best, I go to the kitchen every day to steal things to eat, and there is a lack of dishes at home!" ”

"It's-"

Su Dongpo is a little silly, but he is not stupid, the meaning of Shi Jinlang, Ah Li, and Xiao Qiao's husband is obvious, that is, he wants Su Dongpo to go to his house to wash the dishes.

"How?"

Seeing Su Dongpo's embarrassed expression, Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "Brother Dongpo, is there anything unspeakable?" ”

"This-this-" Su Dongpo stammered for a long time before he said, "Brother Emperor, you are a scholar, how can you do this kind of work that only subordinates can do?" ”

Although Su Dongpo is very depressed now, he still has the point of being a literati, hearing that Shi Jinlang asked him to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes, Su Dongpo suddenly felt that his self-esteem was insulted, and the good impression that Shi Jinlang had just established in his mind collapsed instantly.

"Why, you didn't think you were a scholar when you were begging on the street?" Shi Jinlang looked directly at Su Dongpo and said, "What about you scholars, why do you look down on working people, those who have hands and feet are powerful, who can pick the fruits of labor at will without paying a little labor, at a certain level, the subordinates have paid for their labor in exchange for returns, and people are not much more noble than people like you who have hands and feet and go to the street to beg!" ”

Su Dongpo, who Shi Jinlang said, was speechless, and he muttered for a long time before saying, "Begging-begging is just forced by life, I-I-"

"What are you, you have hands and feet and don't work, but fortunately you go to the street to beg, otherwise you will starve to death!" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and said, "In the face of starvation and the so-called dignity of your scholars, how do you choose?" ”

"Although he is a poor scholar, he still has the backbone, thinking that Tao Yuanming didn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice back then——"

Su Dongpo didn't finish speaking, Shi Jinlang opened his mouth and directly interrupted him, "Eat and stay!" ”

"How can a scholar be a scholar who is high-spirited and bright, and spoil his soul for the sake of a place to stay? Under is absolutely not going to give in—"

"Food, shelter, plus a salary of ten taels of silver a month!"

"Deal!" Su Dongpo suddenly jumped in front of Shi Jinlang and said, "Brother Emperor, oh no-Master Shi, where is your house, where is the kitchen, and where are the bowls generally placed in the kitchen?" ”

"Hahaha-"

Shi Jinlang raised his head and laughed, he smiled, and laughed out loud with Ah Li, Xiao Qiao and Li Yuanfang beside him.

"Hey, hey, hey—"

Su Dongpo knew that everyone was laughing at him, but in front of ten taels of silver, Su Dongpo decided that it was better to bend his waist.

"Let's go, let's go home!"

This trip has gained a lot, and Shi Jinlang wants to take Su Dongpo and Xiao Qiao home as soon as possible, and strive to induce them to remember the real world in a short time.

After returning home, Su Dongpo went straight to the kitchen without saying a word, Ah Li was called back to work because he was busy with official business, Li Yuanfang went back to Di Renjie to get things because of moving, Xiao Qiao took the baby back to the room to coax him to sleep, and in an instant, Shi Jinlang was the only one left in the yard.

Shi Jinlang sat on a swing in the courtyard and reawakened Alice.

"Alice, are you there?"

"Master, I'm here, do you have any orders?" Alice's voice replied immediately.

"How about it, after such a long time, is there any breakthrough!"

Shi Jinlang wanted to ask for some valuable information from Alice's mouth, such as what kind of illusion this is, what are the conditions for clearing the customs, and so on.

"Not yet!" Alice's voice answered quickly, and she did work hard for a long time, but this illusion made Alice unable to do it.

"Don't you even know what kind of illusion you have?" Shi Jinlang asked with some disappointment.

"I don't know, I can't find any relevant data, I can't analyze it!"

"Alright then, let's get back to what we haven't finished talking about!" Shi Jinlang thought for a moment and said, "Just now you said that the difference between hard implantation and soft implantation advertising, you think Xiao Qiao is a hard advertisement, so what kind of advertising placement do you think Su Dongpo has?" ”

"Master, I once tried to enter Su Dongpo's brain waves, and wanted to get more memory information to analyze the data, but unfortunately his brain is very powerful, and the defense of the brain wave data is meticulous, just like the invasion of the illusion system, there is no clue at all!"

"Oh, I know that!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "In the real world, Su Dongpo is known as the strongest brain in the King Continent, and his superpowers have further improved the strength of his brain brain waves, I couldn't invade his brain before, and it's not too exaggerated if you can't invade!" ”

"Oh, well!" Alice's voice paused and said, "Master, Su Dongpo's memory form should be regarded as a soft advertising implantation, he has been in the illusion for too long, has been transformed from the original hard to soft, now Su Dongpo has completely integrated into the surrounding environment, he began to worry about his livelihood, in order to eat a bite of food, he can abandon the self-esteem of a scholar to beg on the street, for ten taels of silver, willing to bend his waist to work here to make money from the master, the above data show that he is a person who is relatively difficult to be awakened!" ”

"That's not right!" Shi Jinlang frowned and said, "I remember that I used the name of the Tiansao Emperor Regiment to test him just now, although his performance at that time was a little confused, but I saw a moment of hesitation in his eyes, which means that this part of his memory is not completely annihilated, but is sealed in the deepest part of his mind, and a little reminder can make him stop and think!" ”

"It may have something to do with his super brain!" Alice thought for a moment and said, "If Su Dongpo really has a super human brain as described by his master, then his hippocampus memory storage space will be much larger than that of ordinary people, as long as the memory storage space is rich enough, there is a chance to store two different sets of memories at the same time!" ”

"Really?" Shi Jinlang was pleasantly surprised: "Are you sure?" ”

"These are just divergent thinking associations based on the data provided by the owner, not necessarily right, because there are too many factors, first of all, how super his super brain is, how much brain capacity space is for wealthy ordinary people, and secondly, it depends on the time when he came here, because after he came here, the experience of hearing and seeing in the illusion will also form memories and increase the capacity load of his super brain, if this time is long enough, and the brain capacity of his super brain is not much more than that of ordinary people, It will also directly cause him to be unable to remember the memories in reality! The specific situation still has to wait for the owner to find him by himself, and then click on the side to attract him to take the initiative to diverge his thinking to associate through some real-world memory fragments! Alice paused and said, "In a word, practice makes true knowledge, the master wants to know the right and wrong of a thing, and he needs to practice it himself before he can figure it out!" ”

"Well, I see!"

Shi Jinlang nodded, then got up from the swing, and then strode in the direction of the kitchen.

The kitchen is very spacious, although it is not as exclusive as the exclusive kitchen of the Tiansao Emperor's Mansion in the real world of Shi Jinlang, but the supporting facilities in it are almost enough.

When Shi Jinlang entered, Su Dongpo was very dedicated and was scrubbing the dishes and chopsticks by the bucket.

"Hello Mr. Shi!"

Seeing Shi Jinlang coming in, Su Dongpo hurriedly got up from the ground and saluted him.

"Don't wash, follow me!"

Shi Jinlang reached out and grabbed Su Dongpo's arm, and then took him all the way out of the house.

"Master Shi, what are you doing here, where are you taking me?"

Su Dongpo was dragged by Shi Jinlang and rushed all the way north.

"You'll know when you get there!"

Shi Jinlang only cared about running forward, but Su Dongpo's questions came from behind him one after another, Shi Jinlang looked at him left and right, and never answered him directly.

"Stop!"

Seeing that Shi Jinlang led Su Dongpo all the way into the vicinity of the imperial city, Su Dongpo shook off his hand and said, "I understand, I know what you want to do, you despicable and shameless human trafficker!" ”

"Huh?" Shi Jinlang said with a confused face, "Brother Dongpo, what's the matter with you?" ”

"What's going on?" Su Dongpo pointed to the palace not far away and said to Shi Jinlang, "You brought me here, and you still have the face to ask me what's the matter?" ”

Su Dongpo's angry appearance was really cute, Shi Jinlang smiled, looked at him with his arms and said, "Okay, you say, I brought you here, what do you want to do?" ”

"Don't admit it, let me put it bluntly, right?" Su Dongpo pointed to a gate next to him and said, "This is the East Palace Palace, where the prince and the eunuchs live, you brought me here, you must want to sell me to those old eunuchs, you just want them to give me to that, and then enter the palace as a eunuch!" ”

"Poof—"

Listening to Su Dongpo's matter-of-fact words, Shi Jinlang couldn't hold back for a while, and burst out laughing on the spot.

"I really don't know what you're thinking about every day, but don't worry, I didn't bring you here to sell you as a eunuch!" Shi Jinlang explained to Su Dongpo with a smile.

"I don't believe it, you can't fool me!" Su Dongpo covered his lower body and subconsciously took a few steps back.

"Brother Dongpo, how much money can it cost to sell a eunuch into the palace?" Shi Jinlang saw that he couldn't persuade him positively, so he could only follow his idea and persuade him in a roundabout way.

ps The big guy with a monthly pass in his hand, kneeling at minus 360 degrees in the ice and snow and begging for help to cast a monthly pass, thank you for your support, pencil is grateful!!

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