The prime minister of women, Shangguan Wan'er, is actually her!

When Huang Xiaowei heard Li Laosi say these four words, he was stunned.

This Shangguan Wan'er is not an ordinary person, a dignified generation of women, who have left a strong mark in the history of the Tang Dynasty, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with her?" ”

Li Laosi said: "Shangguan Wan'er's grandfather Shangguan Yi offended Wu Zetian, the original history Wu Zetian just killed Shangguan Yi and his son, and the rest of the people, including the five-year-old Shangguan Wan'er, were assigned to Dao Ye Court as slaves. ”

"But now that history has been affected by the way of heaven, Wu Zetian is directly going to behead Shangguan Yi's entire family, you now go to the Tang Dynasty to rob the law field and rescue Shangguan Wan'er."

When Huang Xiaowei heard the words "robbing the law field", he chuckled in his heart.

"Let me ask, how many guards are there in the court?"

Li Laosi didn't care and said: "There aren't many people, so it's just one thousand eight hundred......"

"You're planning to let me and Meng Tian go, right?"

Li Laosi said: "Who said it, Qin Shihuang will bring it with you, if you can, you can also put Liu Bei over......"

Huang Xiaowei made up for it, the scene of four people riding on the broken bicycle, he suddenly found that if he was ruthless, Cao Cao could take it over.

For example, Cao Cao sat in the back seat, Liu Bei sat on the bicycle bar, Meng Tian rode Cao Cao, and Qin Shi Huang rode Meng Tian, but it is not impossible...... What a fart!

"Li Laosi, are you playing with me, the law field of more than 1,000 people, how can I rob it, you old king and eight lambs don't play to death, I'm not reconciled."

Li Laosi hurriedly said over there: "Oh, young man, do you always have to exercise more, I still have something to do with this, let'.......s talk about it."

"Li Laosi, Li Laosi?!"

The phone was completely busy........

Huang Xiaowei threw down the phone, which was angry, but after waiting for a while, Li Laosi called again, Huang Xiaowei thought that Li Laosi had come up with some good idea for himself, so he quickly picked up the phone and asked with hope: "Fourth master, has your old man come up with any good ideas, then tell me quickly, otherwise a few of us will go to rob the law field and it will be purely looking for death!" ”

Li Laosi said vaguely on the other end of the phone: "Ah, this...... I mainly want to ask if you have any extra money, borrow the fourth master and I will use it........ Feed.... Hey, Xiaowei, Huang Xiaowei, how can I have a virtue with me in dog days, as soon as I heard that the shadow of borrowing money was gone. ”

Huang Xiaowei, who hung up the phone, sat on the sofa alone, tugging at his hair in distress, and began to think about how he could save a five-year-old girl from the hands of more than a thousand people unharmed.

But he couldn't think of it, after all, the more than 1,000 people were not dead people, Liu Bei looked at this scene and said with a smile: "What's going on again?" ”

Huang Xiaowei told the story of the incident well, and Liu Bei stroked his beard lightly when he heard this: "For ordinary people, this robbery of the Dharma Field can be regarded as difficult to go to the blue sky, after all, facing the defenders in the Dharma Field, and even if you are rescued, you will have to face the search and arrest of the whole city, but it should be relatively simple for you, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei scratched his head, "Uncle Huang, how can I say this, why is it relatively simple if I'm not a superman?" ”

Liu Bei said: "If I guess correctly, if you go to our time, it should belong to the kind of person who appears suddenly and makes people unprepared, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei nodded and said, "Yes, it's like the last time you suddenly appeared in your Chinese army's big tent." ”

Liu Bei clapped his hands and said: "Since this is the case, it is easy to do, as far as I know, there are generally only two knife and axe men on the guillotine who are responsible for killing, and in addition to them, there will be no more than twenty sergeants on the guillotine at most." ”

"Because generally, even if someone plans to kidnap the prisoners, they can only attack from the front, or pretend to be soldiers to sneak in, but this leads to their manpower will not be too manpower, I heard you say that there are almost more than a thousand guards in the field, except for my second brother and third brother who can rescue people, everyone else is delusional."

Huang Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Uncle Huang, don't you really say that you still have two ideas, according to your analysis, I can rest assured, do you see if I can only take Meng Tian and Qin Shihuang to suddenly appear, quickly get rid of the sword and axe hand and the nearest guards, and then come back with Shangguan Wan'er and it's done?" ”

Liu Bei smiled, "Well, that's a good point." ”

Huang Xiaowei was just about to get up to find Yingzheng and Qin Shihuang, but suddenly stopped, looked at Liu Bei, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and asked: "Uncle Huang, I don't think you look like a person who can play tricks as mentioned in the novel, you still have a lot of ideas." ”

Liu Bei sneered: "What is this, I just analyzed it for you." ”

Liu Bei paused for a moment and said: "But Xiaowei, have you thought about it, when I Liu Bei didn't get Kong Ming's help in the early stage, I didn't eat Cao Cao's defeats, or I was defeated repeatedly, but why didn't I let him kill or capture him?" ”

"This ......" Huang Xiaowei was speechless for a while, it seems that Liu Bei can divide the world not only by crying, but also by some real skills.

The reason why Huang Xiaowei thinks this is mainly because he has been influenced by many TV series before, as long as he watches the Three Kingdoms, when he comes to Liu Bei, he is almost crying.

Xu Shu cried twice when he left, when he asked Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain, he cried once, he cried once when Liu Biao died, and he cried again when Liu Zong surrendered.

ran away with the people of Xinye, and when he saw the people in distress, he still cried.

Zhao Yun saved Adou and continued to cry.

Shangdongwu married a little wife, I don't know if I'm happy, or I'm used to crying, he doesn't howl twice on crowded occasions, what's uncomfortable, Dongwu directly cried three times!

So he thinks that this Liu Bei's world cliff is crying......

Moreover, Huang Xiaowei, as a student of the Department of History, after observing the New Three Kingdoms no less than three times, calculated that when Liu Bei played in the White Emperor City, he cried a total of thirty-five times in front of everyone.

According to his analysis, at least 30 of them were fake crying to buy people's hearts.

Huang Xiaowei shook his head, drove these miscellaneous things out of his mind, and just wanted to enter the study, he heard Liu Bei say leisurely behind him: "Xiaowei, I think if nothing else, King Qin should not be able to go with you." ”

Huang Xiaowei stopped and wondered: "Why? ”

Liu Bei smiled slightly: "I don't need to say more about what kind of person General Meng is, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei asked puzzledly: "What does this have to do with what kind of person Meng Tian is?" ”

"Uh......." Speaking of this, Huang Xiaowei suddenly remembered what happened when Qin Shi Huang and they first came.

"The king is careful that the water is poisonous, let the last general come first, and the king is careful that the food is poisonous, let the last general come first."

Meng Tian regards Qin Shi Huang's safety more than the sky, although he is not so neurotic now, but he wants Qin Shi Huang to follow him to do that kind of thing like robbing the law field........

If Qin Shi Huang agrees to take 10,000 steps back, but with the death of Meng Tian's loyal minister, I wonder what kind of death will come to admonish him.

Huang Xiaowei, who had the idea of taking one step at a time, entered the study.

Huang Xiaowei saw at a glance that Meng Tian and Qin Shi Huang and Cao Cao were pouting, squatting on the bed, studying the map of the Warring States that he had picked up from the thrift market a few days ago.

Qin Shi Huang pointed to South Korea and said: "General Meng, this is the first goal of the widow to unify the world, the widow has already thought about it, after going back, he will spend three years to consolidate the internal affairs, and at the same time accumulate grain, grass and ordnance, so as to fight a war that will make the six countries fearful, and this war must destroy Korea." ”

Meng Tian asked eagerly: "Then I don't know who the king wants to use to attack Han?" ”

Looking at Meng Tian's hot eyes, Qin Shi Huang smiled, General Meng, your qualifications are too shallow, if you are rashly used as the main general, I am afraid that it will cause dissatisfaction among the ministers of the DPRK and China, hearing this, Meng Tian's eyes suddenly dimmed, and Cao Cao hurriedly interjected: "It's better to be like this, how about making him a deputy general or a pioneer?" ”

Meng Tian immediately cast a grateful glance at Cao Cao, and Qin Shi Huang smiled: "That's what the widow originally thought, it doesn't matter if General Meng's qualifications are shallow, just boil slowly, the widow believes that one day he will become a general in his own right." ”

Cao Cao smiled: "That's for sure." ”

Huang Xiaowei walked over and said with a wicked smile: "These brothers are studying war again, let's go, Brother Ying, I will take you to the Tang Dynasty for a walk." ”

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand and said impatiently: ", don't you see what we're doing?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was quite speechless on the side, "I said Brother Win, do you still care about Ying Zhengzheng?" ”

When Qin Shi Huang heard these three words, he was immediately furious, pointed at Huang Xiaowei's nose and scolded: "Let me hear these three words again, the widow will crack you." ”

Huang Xiaowei has been mixed with Qin Shi Huang for so long, and he has long been too familiar, and he pinched his waist and coaxed: "If you yell at me again, Lao Tzu will starve you to death." ”

Qin Shi Huang looked at Huang Xiaowei's posture and scolded with a smile, "He, damn it, let's go, I know that if you don't go, you will all die, but why did you take me this time?" ”

Huang Xiaowei probably talked about why he wanted to take Qin Shihuang this time, and after speaking, Meng Tian was the first to jump out and object, "What if the sword has no eyes and hurts the king?" ”

Cao Cao, who had not spoken, spoke, "The things that made the whole sky beautiful two nights ago, and the sound was particularly loud, should be able to be bought, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei touched his chin and said, "You're talking about fireworks, that thing should have been there in the Tang Dynasty, can people be afraid?" ”

Cao Cao said with a smile: "Did I let you show them, you can aim that at the crowd." ”

Huang Xiaowei was suddenly stunned by Cao Cao's words, "You mean to say, take the big gift flower to jump people?" ”

Huang Xiaowei imagined the scene of the fireworks shooting towards the crowd, this is simply a Gatling cannon, Huang Xiaowei couldn't bear to say: "Lao Cao, I'm afraid there are a lot of dead people, right?" ”

"Whatever you want."

Huang Xiaowei sighed, mourned silently in his heart for the dying soul, and then went out to buy gifts.......

-------------------------------- when Shangguan Wan'er's family was relegated to the court --------- the division, she had just been born, and here because of the plot, I changed it to five years old, so don't worry about it, just like Meng Tian gave Qin Shi Huang as the deputy commander of the palace guards, don't take it seriously.