Chapter 22: The Life of the Five
Huang Xiaowei took Cao Cao and them all the way home, and after about two hours, when Huang Xiaowei was about to assign Qin Shihuang and them to sleep, something happened again, and now if you are downstairs in Huang Xiaowei's house, you can hear the noise from afar......
Liu Bei in the living room pointed at Cao Cao and yelled at Huang Xiaowei angrily: "What do you say, you want me to fall in the same bed with this traitor who usurped the throne?"
Cao Cao's reaction was even more intense than Liu Bei's, "Liu Da'er, don't you think that King Gu is willing to sleep with you, a hypocrite?" ”
"Cao Apu, you call yourself a lonely king again, tell me."
"Liu Da'er, what kind of thing are you, why does the Lone King listen to you."
"Cao Thief ......."
Huang Xiaowei said with a bitter face on the side: "I said, why are you arguing again, didn't they all reconcile just now?" ”
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Huang Xiaowei originally pondered that he would let Liu Bei and Cao Cao sleep in the study at night, and he and Qin Shihuang would be in the same room.
In fact, Huang Xiaowei also felt that it was not good to put these two people in the same room, but Cao Cao's sentence that I killed people in my dream made Huang Xiaowei dispel the idea of sharing a room with him.
As for Liu Bei, a person in his fifties, it is estimated that snoring, grinding teeth, farting, and getting up at night are indispensable, so it's better to roll as far as you want.
Now Huang Xiaowei is already very worried, but Qin Shi Huang is still very busy watching the excitement: "Widows are not used to sleeping with other men. ”
Huang Xiaowei smiled, "Don't worry, it's just sleeping together, if you dare to let me sleep for you, see if I can kick you." ”
Qin Shi Huang waved his hand impatiently: "Anyway, I don't want to sleep in the same room with you bastard," and then glanced at Liu Bei, "Just him, barely counted"
Liu Bei hurriedly bowed his hand, "You're welcome to be so prepared," Qin Shi Huang nodded, thinking that he had finally met someone who understood the rules.
Every day with Huang Xiaowei, who didn't know how to salute when he saw him, babbling all day long, and was willing to scold him for two sentences, Qin Shihuang couldn't stand it for a long time, if he had put it aside, he would have cracked Huang Xiaowei's car a hundred times.......
Here, Cao Cao saw that Liu Da'er had a place to sleep, and immediately looked at Huang Xiaowei, but as soon as he saw the expression on Huang Xiaowei's face and his famous saying, he knew that this kid probably didn't want to sleep in the same room with him, so he simply said directly: "I often get up at night when I am lonely, so let's sleep in this main hall." ”
Huang Xiaowei was worried, and when he heard Cao Cao say this, he immediately became happy, and took Cao Cao's hand and sighed: "You still have the eyesight to see, no problem, I'll take the quilt for you in a while, see Meng Tian's goods, he doesn't sleep every night, if you are bored and panicked, just talk to him." ”
Cao Cao looked at Meng Tian and said strangely: "Oh, then I don't know why General Meng doesn't rest?" ”
Meng Tian sat on the sofa and said casually: "I'm used to it, although there is no danger here, but as the commander of the palace guards, I don't dare to leave my post without permission." ”
Huang Xiaowei interrupted on the side, "Hey, it's the deputy commander, don't keep promoting yourself yourself." ”
Meng Tian glared at him, "Come and change my dressing, I'll take this arrow for you." ”
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Huang Xiaowei returned to the room and coded words for a while, the mobile phone suddenly rang, he picked it up and saw that it was a text message, but it was an unfamiliar number, and there were only three words on it - sleep?
Huang Xiaowei looked at it and wondered, and said in his heart Who is this, it is estimated that it was wrong, so he ignored it.
After a while, another text message came in - do you have time tomorrow, why don't you come out and see the mermaid?
Huang Xiaowei is even more strange, who is this, and he wants to ask himself to go to the movie, he replied with three words, who are you?
Five seconds later, a few big words appeared on his mobile phone screen, haven't we just met, I'm Wu Di.
"I'm going to have a big deal!" Seeing Wu Di's two words, Huang Xiaowei almost threw away his mobile phone in fright, as if the black Xiang was in front of him, looking at Huang Xiaowei and himself with a fiery face.
Someone immediately blacklisted Wu Di without saying a word, and then smoked a cigarette tremblingly, and then felt a little calmer.
But in this way, Huang Xiaowei completely lost the mind of code words, went to the toilet to take a shower and went to sleep directly.
Interestingly, when he came out of the shower, he heard Cao Cao discussing with Meng Tian how to fight.
Huang Xiaowei listened to a few words about what is the way of using soldiers, what is real is false, what is false, what is unexpected, and the soldiers are treacherous, not to mention that this is indeed in line with Cao Cao's way of using soldiers, anyway, he Cao Mengde is specifically what others can't think of, he will do anything.
No, Liu Bei, who is in the same house as Qin Shi Huang, can be regarded as having a deep understanding, but Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms, teaching Meng Tian of the Warring States how to fight, is really interesting.
and Qin Shi Huang, he actually chose Liu Bei's house, and asked Huang Xiaowei to see that he might as well choose Cao Cao, after all, Qin is followed by Han, and Lao Cao can be regarded as helping Qin Shi Huang avenge him.
In the following week, the five of them were maintained in a wonderful state, Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian and his gang, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were divided into two groups.
Huang Xiaowei purely watched the excitement, every time Liu Bei and Cao Cao quarreled, they would enter the scene of Qin Shihuang and Huang Xiaowei watching the excitement together.
When the two old men were about to fight, Meng Tian helped Cao Cao, Qin Shihuang helped Liu Bei, and Huang Xiaowei continued to watch the excitement, provided that without damaging the furniture and property, as for the lives of Cao Cao and Liu Bei, he was ranked third.......
Of course, it is just who helps whom, that is, the symbolic cheerleaders persuade each other, but at this time, Huang Xiaowei's heart becomes more and more strange about the relationship between Liu Bei and Cao Cao.
Because Cao Cao and Liu Bei's sometimes superficial phenomena are too deceptive to people's eyes, they sometimes sit on the sofa and talk happily like old friends who haven't seen each other for many years.
After a while, if you don't pay attention to it, these two old men will look at each other as if they were enemies who killed their fathers, and they will never stop until they kill each other.
This Cao Cao and Liu Bei are really weird, but Huang Xiaowei pondered for a few days and probably came to a conclusion.
That is, Cao Cao and Liu Bei may belong to the kind of opponent who agrees with each other from the bottom of their hearts, but at the same time looks down on each other, so they will cause the current situation.
Now that Liu Bei and Qin Shihuang have slept in the same room, they have gradually slept out of their feelings, how can that song be sung, the brother who sleeps on my top bunk, not to mention the friend who sleeps next to you.
And Cao Cao will begin to teach Meng Tian some art of war every night, and his own experience of many years of battle, Meng Tian is very grateful, from Cao Cao's classic battles, he found for the first time that he could use soldiers like this, which is completely different from what is written in the art of war.
Cao Cao just sneered at this: "The art of war is taught by a group of nerds, who will be flexible and flexible to become generals." ”
It was not only Meng Tian who gained a lot, but even Cao Cao couldn't help but feel that he had benefited a lot when he was discussing with this young man, and he exclaimed again in his heart: "This talent and understanding is really worthy of being the future Great Qin God of War." ”
Now Cao Cao's status in Meng Tian's mind is second only to Qin Shi Huang, and Meng Tian has faintly treated Cao Cao as his teacher.
Through Cao Cao's teachings to him these days, he believes that if he gives himself an army of 30,000 people in the future, it will be enough to destroy Han Yan and other small countries in one army, and even severely damage large countries such as Qi Chu.
All in all, this week, the big guys can get along, of course, except for Huang Xiaowei's wallet, which is deflated at a speed visible to the naked eye, it is still good.
Now Cao Cao will go downstairs to buy fritters, Liu Bei and a few chess masters downstairs have also become iron buddies, Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian also know simplified characters, recently found a map of the Six Kingdoms period, and began to study the great cause of reunification after going back.
On this day, Huang Xiaowei was sitting on the sofa and chatting with Liu Bei about Zhao Yun, when suddenly the phone rang, Huang Xiaowei pulled down as soon as he saw his face, Li Laosi, why is it him again?
Huang Xiaowei reluctantly picked up the phone and said, "Hey, you're still alive, didn't you let the debt collector die?" ”
Li Laosi seemed to have someone on the other end of the phone, so he only listened to him: "Hey, the fourth master has prepared all the medicine for you, take it back three times a day, and after seven days, the corns will be designated off, let's go, the fourth master still has something to do here, hey, is it Xiaowei?" ”
Huang Xiaowei pouted and said: "What's the matter, there is still a mission, I can tell you, it is hard enough to support these four fathers now." ”
Li Laosi hurriedly said: "It's not an adult, this time it's a little girl who looks rare, and I don't need much money from you." ”
When he heard Li Laosi spit out that name, Huang Xiaowei was stunned......