Chapter 1105 Girl Warrior in a Grass Skirt, beep ~~~

"What's going on, what's going on? Don't get excited, you two, let's hear it. ”

As soon as I heard it, there seemed to be a slight hidden emotion in it, and I immediately gossiped about it...... Oh no, suddenly, the fiery heart of justice in my heart, the burning enthusiasm of caring for the people's livelihood, paying attention to the people's will, and being the master of the people, burned.

"Ah, no, I'm just remembering now, I'm halfway done, I have to hurry back"

The old man Farah was startled, turned around and left, but unexpectedly, two hands, one long and one short, suddenly stretched out from behind his back and grabbed his mage robe.

"Why, I did something wrong, and I didn't dare to testify in public."

The owner of the little short hand full of muscle bumps, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, sneered again and again.

"Old man Farah, I didn't say you ......"

My face was solemn and bitter.

"If you don't go back now, you may not explode yet, but if you go back, it will definitely explode."

"What did you say?"

Old man Farah immediately blew his beard and glared.

Am I wrong, Mr. Exploding Mage?

"Well, just say it, who's afraid of whom." The old man turned his heart sideways and cast a fearless gaze with a grin.

"It's not good here, let's change places."

Looking at the side of the teleportation station, there were more and more people around, and I whispered, if it wasn't for the sake of the face of these two old horsemen, it didn't matter if they lost face or not, it didn't matter to me a penny, it was just that they blocked the traffic so strictly.

After settling down the Great Elder of the Dwarf Clan and the accompanying dwarves, Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon finally faced each other in court, and I, the elder who was in charge of greeting me, made a temporary cameo appearance as a parent official.

"Ahem, Mu Dwarf...... Tell me, Muradin, what happened after that? ”

I nodded to the dwarf melon and asked him to continue with the topic of the teleportation array.

"I apologized to this old guy the next day for the incident in the Elven Square."

Mu Dwarf Winter Melon seemed to recall some unbearable past, red eyes, glaring at the old man Farah opposite.

"This old man took the opportunity to blackmail."

"Oh?"

I seem to be able to imagine the collision of the missing points when the first miser of the alliance meets the first miserly of the dwarves.

"In the end, I also knew that I was doing something wrong, so I took a step back and discussed waiting for the wedding ceremony between you and the elf queen to be over, and then make a private deal to understand this single matter."

"You're a fart"

Old man Farah scolded: "I'm just blackmailing fifty perfect gems, guess what this old man said at the time?" Fifty perfect gems are not, fifty broken gems are to be taken, you say that I am worthy of the alliance if I don't beat him? ”

"No, the alliance has long been sorry for you"

I quickly moved the shocking wood in my hand (?) One shot, this stingy old man is so big, he usually loses the face of the alliance, but now it is about himself, but he rubs his nose and face, and plays the banner of the alliance.

"Wu boy, one thing is one thing, do you want to favor this dwarf winter melon?"

Old man Farah looked injured, and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon was proud.

"There's no such thing, I'm just talking about things, who made you usually not accumulate character." I coughed a few times and announced to continue.

"What about the result, how was the final discussion?"

"After some haggling, in the end, I negotiated with this old fellow, fifty complete gems, and this matter will be treated as if it never happened."

"Is that so?"

I set my eyes on Old Man Farah, with the virtue of this miser, there is such a cheap price to do?

"Hey, hey, you're trying to confuse the past, isn't there still an agreement for ten pieces of dark gold equipment that are at least level 60 or above?"

The old man Farah is old, and he can't remember the old, so he immediately glared when he heard the words.

"Ahem, it seems that there is such a thing." Mu Dwarf Winter Melon's eyes were wandering, and he seemed to smack secretly, nodding helplessly in acknowledgement.

It seems that this old puppet is not honest either, so he has to be careful.

I secretly sweated, and now I remembered that what I was facing might be the two most stingy, the least angry, the most cunning, and the most shameless in this dark continent.

"But the materials are up to you."

"I know this, just don't play tricks, do you hear it, Wu boy, you have to remember it."

Old man Farah stared at me nervously.

"Oh, is it? I'll do my best, but as you know, I don't have a good memory. ”

With a tilt of my head, I smiled as brightly as a carefree fool running down the street.

"You kid~~~~"

Old man Farah's beard trembled, and finally he had to give in to the power of yin and make a gesture.

Very good, deal.

Returning a gesture that can only be understood between the elders of the alliance, we are not greedy, but Rogge on the other side is the first stingy, and it is already rare to be able to pull out a little bit from the fingers of this old man, and it is the last word to accept it when it is good.

"You can't be doing some small thing."

Seeing me and Old Man Farrah "eyebrows and eyebrows", Mu Dwarf Winter Melon suddenly became suspicious.

"No, I'm not like that." I hurriedly sat upright.

"Since the two of you have already discussed, why do you still want to beat you to the death as soon as you meet?"

Then, I glanced at the two of them in confusion, could it be that there is still a case within a case?

"I'm just going to expose the despicable deeds of this old horseman"

When Mu Dwarf Winter Melon heard this, he didn't care about the secret transaction between me and Farah just now, and his eyes lit up with a bang.

"On the day of the appointment, we met at the bar and traded ......"

After a pause, as if something intolerable had happened behind him, the muscles of the old man's whole body trembled violently, and then pointed angrily at Farah.

"This old thing, since you took the opportunity to get drunk on me, burned my beard"

"What?" My eyes widened and I looked at Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, left and right......

"I said Lao Mu, isn't your beard still there?"

Pointing to his thick dwarf beard, I looked at him suspiciously, please look in the mirror before speaking.

"Don't you know, our dwarves' beards grow very quickly, although they have been burned a lot, but now they have grown back, but if you look closely, is it a little shorter than the last time when you were in the elves."

I took a closer look, it seems that there is really such a thing, when the elves were in the clan, the thick beard had obviously hung down to the beer belly of this winter melon, but now it is only as long as a chest, if he doesn't say it, I thought it was trimmed.

At the same time, it is also very confirmed that I have been very sure, no wonder the dwarf is not tall, and the original nutrition is all in the beard, otherwise who can tell me how long it is to grow such a thick beard like a big mop in less than a year.

"Old man Farah, is there such a thing?"

I glanced back at the old man Farrah, whistling and his eyes wandering, looking like an old rascal who had done something wrong and didn't want to admit it.

"It's just a little bit of a burn." Seeing that he couldn't deny it, the old man showed a stupid expression.

"And doesn't it grow quickly? And nothing was lost. ”

"What do you say? You old thing, you're talking nonsense with your eyes open, right?" Mu Dwarf Winter Melon suddenly glared angrily.

"It's not that I don't know the importance of beards to us dwarves, just like people have to wear clothes, beards are burned like that, but I hide in the mountains, and I dare not come out to meet people for months."

"Shut up, who let you this old winter melon, not thick when you should be thick-skinned, but magic can't wear it when you shouldn't be thick, if it's usually you, you can dance on the street even if you don't wear clothes, so it doesn't matter if you have a beard or something."

"Wu boy, don't stop me, I'm going to make this old thing into meat sauce with one hammer."

Muradin jumped up like a spring, and pounced on Farah with teeth and claws, only to be caught in mid-air.

"Calm, calm, Lao Mu, killing this guy is just polluting the land, and it won't help."

To put it mildly, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon stopped and glared at the other party angrily.

"What qualifications do you have to say about me, those fifty gems, you give me those fifty gems, don't say you don't know what it is" Old man Farah was also furious.

"Really? Aren't they just some normal gemstones? "It was Muradin's turn to whistle.

"After I took it back, within two days, it was fifty stones."

"Are you sure you didn't accidentally use up the gem's energy?"

"Don't underestimate our Mage Guild bastards, why don't you let other mages study what your [gems] are?"

"Hey~~~~"

Seeing that the flickering was over, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon let out a smug laugh.

"This is retribution, I expected that this old fellow of yours would make a small move, so I did this, rejoice, it is a real fifty gems, I have been tinkering with it for a day and a night to have that effect."

"Don't do that superfluous thing, bastard, wouldn't it be nice to give fifty gems in the first place? Isn't it time to sue the other party with confidence? Do you hurt to be idle, bastard"

Listening from the sidelines, I couldn't help but slap the startling wood again (?) He yelled loudly, how much hatred would he have to do such a stupid thing that hurts both sides.

"One more point, I'm not done yet"

Mu Dwarf Winter Melon suddenly stood up with a swish, and the momentum seemed to say, "I'm just going to get down to business now."

"When the old man burned my beard off, when I woke up, I found that my clothes had become a straw skirt

Muradin pointed angrily at Farah on the other side.

"So, I have reason to believe...... No, I'm sure this guy must be trying to do the same thing as the Elven Square, take a picture of me with engrams, and release it on God's Day. ”

“……”

I looked at Old Man Farah in shock, and I couldn't see that this guy's intentions were also very vicious, and he actually wanted to take revenge on Mu Dwarf Winter Melon by the same means after receiving the money, and it was on a grander God's birthday.

Then, I carefully sketched in my mind the picture of Mu Dwarf Winter Melon after putting on the grass skirt.

First of all, first imagine a round winter melon, and then, on top of this winter melon, add a crumpled old face, which is full of traces of charcoal fire red and blackened, and a large beard, continue to outline the thick and short limbs, and finally, at the navel of the winter melon, put on a grass skirt, the limbs and waist are in the shape of soft noodles, twisting and twisting......

Me: "......"

Puff puff, oh my God, why is there a disgusting weird and hilarious feeling, but I feel surprisingly appropriate, this guy Farah is definitely a wonder in the clothing industry.

"It's nothing, I just think that grass skirt suits you very well, so I'll show you how to wear it."

As I stifled the skewed smile, Old Man Farah tilted his head.

"Who have you deceived, just your urine, can you go to the pit without stealing to eat?"

"You can say whatever you like, and there is no basis for empty words."

Farah simply played tricks, I said no is no, what can you do with me?

"Very good, I knew you would say that, it seems that I have to go to Akara and talk about it, her prophecy will definitely find something."

Muradin, who is not easy to bully, immediately had an idea when his heart turned.

"What is the grudge between the two of us?" Farah's eyelids jumped, not as calm as he had just been.

"What are you afraid of, you want to die, everyone will die together." Muradin's face was fierce.

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, but it's not that easy to get me to hand it over like this."

Farah gritted his teeth, turned over and took out an engram crystal, and played with it in his hand, making Muradin's eyes move up and down with the crystal, left, right, and right.

"Ahem, why don't you two listen to me?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become tense again, I coughed a few times and inserted the conversation.

"I have a Jianyì, why don't you do this, the fifty complete gems, and ten pieces of dark gold equipment, Lao Mu, you will re-honor the old man Farrah, and the old man Farah will return the memory crystal to Lao Mu, how about it?"

"Then my beard will be burned in vain? A few months deep in the mountains, and then hiding in vain? Muradin looked unhappy.

"Would you rather hide in the mountains for a few months, or do you want to become famous on God's Day?"

I pointed at the memory crystal Nunu in the old man's hand, and signaled to this dwarf winter melon, now the shape is stronger than a human, people can not care about your fifty gems, don't care about ten pieces of dark gold equipment, but can you not care about the world in a grass skirt on the birthday of the gods? It's not your turn to be stingy now.

Muradin thought for a moment, and finally bowed his head in submission, gritted his teeth, and a word of hatred popped out from between his teeth.

"Okay, I'll just change."

"I thought about it, and I still think that five hundred whole gems are more suitable." Old man Farah unleashes the Fire Robbery skill.

"Miser, if you're not greedy enough, I'm going to sue Grandma Akara."

I immediately pulled out my Acala Forbidden Wand, and Farah's skills were interrupted and fell silent.

Finally, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon handed me a bag of complete gems, and Old Man Farah also handed me the engram in his hand.

I counted the number of gems inside, and after confirming that it was fifty, I took one by the hand according to the original agreement, and then handed it to Farah, the old man obviously did not trust me enough, and after taking it, he immediately counted it inside, and forty-nine were correct, before he showed a happy and distressed expression.

"This engram, why don't you confirm it?"

I squinted my eyes and played with the memory crystal in my hand, obviously with some ulterior motive.

"No need, I'll confirm it alone when I get back."

Mu Dwarf Winter Melon looked panicked, and his head shook like a rattle.

"Is that so? Are you sure you want to check it alone? In case Old Man Farah fools you, and it is not the real one that was given, it will be too late for you to go back to him to settle accounts, and when the time comes, even I will not be able to testify to you. ”

"Yes, yes, old winter melon, aren't you afraid that I will lie to you?" Farah immediately nodded as if the chick pecked at the rice.

"This ......"

"Anyway, there are only three people here, and when the time comes, you will destroy the memory crystal, won't you die without proof?" I took another dose of fierce medicine.

"Good...... Okay, but after reading it, you can't say it. Muradin hesitated for a moment, then nodded with difficulty.

Then, I immediately activated the engram.

"Dwarf ~~ Transformation, Dwarf Skirt Girl Warrior ~~~~"

As the music sounded, Muradin, who seemed to be sleepwalking, spun in circles, and then [elegantly] raised the magic wand in his hand high, and a gorgeous visual effect flashed, and the clothes on his body had been changed into a grass skirt.

"What's going on? I'm obviously asleep, "One Buddha of Muradine ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas were born."

"Magic, that's a good thing." Farah looked at his work and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

In this world, there is also a magic skill called telekinesis, even if you are asleep, you can still manipulate your body to make various postures, Lao Mu, you are still too tender.

I glanced at Muradin, with a look of condesperation.

Anyway, this dubbing is a bit like Finney, is it my delusion?

"The devil suffers death, look at my devil muscle-man grass skirt girl warrior Xiao Mumu's trick to uphold justice and save the continent - grass skirt ~~~~~ [beep]"

In the video, accompanied by a series of cute actions that make people's stomachs churn, and then, with a V-shaped victory gesture on both sides of the eyelids, Muradin's eyes blink at the audience's [charming], bursting out of a big red heart, and then opening angrily, shooting out two white unknown rays from inside.

At this point, the image beeps and ends, and it looks as if the person who is shooting has been mistaken by these two dead lights and has been harmonized.

, Devil Mumu, Girl Warrior in Grass Skirt Little Mumu, Grass Skirt ~~~ [Beep], Puff Puff, It's so disgusting, no, it's disgusting bastard

I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

"Farah Old Puff"

Muradin stiffened his head, and then, his face became demonic, and his body exuded a demonic black aura.

"Check that it is correct, I will go first."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Farah teleported and slipped away.

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