Chapter 211: Peeking at NPC's Nosebleed in the Bath
Dugu Jian should be regarded as the least difficult of the several characters, although it is said that he was pushed by fans to broadcast the game live. But in order to avoid overturning, he still looked at the relevant game introduction in advance, and vaguely knew some overview.
For example, the background of the story is in the Northern Song Dynasty, which is a heart-wrenching story of the court and martial arts entangled.
Brother Silly will subconsciously feel that playing the game from the perspective of the first protagonist must be the least difficult, and changing to other characters will definitely increase slightly and gradually increase the difficulty.
Isn't that what most games do?
It's a pity that Liu Neng was so surprised.
When Brother Silly was cut down outside the Novice Village for the third time, he realized that something was wrong.
The audience watching the live broadcast began to laugh "hahahaha......", "Silly girl, what's going on?" Don't you claim to be a good gamer? How did you die three times in the Newbie Village? ”
"I think there's something wrong with this game!" Brother Silly was a little confused, "No matter how much I cook, this game doesn't rely on any operation, why can I die here!" This doesn't make sense! Is there something in our newbie village that we haven't explored? ”
Brother Silly is ashamed to go to other live broadcast rooms to see how others play, "I don't believe it, what other tricks can there be, so I can't even get out of the novice village!" ”
She walked around the village several times, but still didn't find any small details of the design, and she collapsed a little for a while, "What kind of broken game is this, novice kill!" A game that makes people can't get out of the novice village, there's nothing to be fun about...... The old lady doesn't play anymore......"
Fans typed on the public screen, "Don't, dumb sister, I just came back from another live broadcast room, they said, there is a puppy in the village, you go to chat with it, it will follow you out, so that the wild monster outside can't beat you!" ”
"I ...... ......" the stupid brother burst into a foul mouth, "that's okay?" Let me talk to a dog, who is this insulting? ”
Having said that, her body is still very honest, and after finding the dog, she had a smooth "Wangwang" conversation several times, and finally deceived the dog away.
"Mother, this is the first time I think, I'm-no-like-a-a-dog!" Dumb brother howled in despair.
took the dog and went out of the village smoothly, and then met an aunt in the existence, asked him to go to the border position, and asked him to secretly bring a letter out on the border between the Jin Kingdom and the Great Song Dynasty. "Is it so fast? I was just like a dog, and now I am immediately involved in the dispute between the Jin State and the Song State, which is unexpected! But looking at this lady, the clothes she is wearing are obviously not our Da Song clothes...... Well? I don't seem to be wearing clothes that are Han people, what the, is this for me to play a Jin Guoren? ”
"This makes the concubine really can't do it!" Brother Silly was a little speechless.
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After a series of operations, the character of Brother Du finally passed through many checkpoints, and arrived in the territory of the Great Song Kingdom, during which he also knocked out a few people to change his clothes, so as not to be regarded as a spy of the Jin State - now the Great Song Dynasty and the Jin Kingdom are at war.
When I arrived at the border city of the Great Song Dynasty, I immediately felt a completely different atmosphere, and the outside could be said to be a wilderness, but on the side of the Great Song Dynasty, even if it was a border city, it was still dizzying.
"Look, this restaurant, this theater, this brothel? Oh my grass, there's a brothel here! I'm really sorry for this game if I don't go in and explore! Let's go in and have a look...... "Brother Silly seems to have discovered a new world, and hurriedly squeezes into the brothel called "Chunlaijiao".
As soon as he entered, his brother's eyes straightened, "I'll go, this one is exciting, you look at these characters...... Beautiful! Dumb brother praised this game wildly, "Look at this plate, it's so fucking bright!" Hey, I like this dress, this thigh is white, just like something; How can this dress be slit so high, are you sure it's the Song Dynasty? The folk customs are so open? ”
"But to be reasonable, I have to say a fair word for Brother Neng, although I started to play very aggrieved, but this is not a matter at all, it is just an appetizer, a real meal, or in this brothel! Looking at the dreamy, beautiful beauty, ouch, just this scene, it's worth the ticket price! Who will say in the future that my brother can't make games, I'm anxious with him, believe it or not! ”
For this kind of anxious and roaring color attitude of the dumb brother, everyone has long been surprised, in fact, everyone is good at this, I like to watch a pure-looking girl drive seriously during the live broadcast, and the contrast is the most popular now.
"Let's go upstairs and have a look...... This one...... Let's take a look in a room...... See what the girl's boudoir looks like...... Well, a bed, this is where they do business, understand, understand! There's food on the table, you think you can eat these things! It seems like...... Not good, someone is coming, let's hide! The dumb brother immediately hid in the inner room, but the people who came in continued to walk inside, so he could only continue to hide behind the bed.
"It's over, you won't be discovered! Actually, it doesn't seem to be a problem to be discovered, it's a big deal to do business with her, hehehehe! The stupid brother laughed lewdly. 、
The audience immediately understood, "The stupid girl scene is worthy of being well-informed, and on this occasion, she actually wants to do business, cowhide!" ”
"Watching the live broadcast, I still admire the stupid girl the most, I can drive anything!"
Suddenly stunned, "I'll go, what is this girl going to do?" How did she suddenly close the curtain, how did she undress! Ouch, ouch, I see, she's going to take a shower...... I'll go, it's exciting, I can peek at the girl taking a bath! The dumb girl became excited, "Don't make any noise, watch carefully, this is a rare opportunity for a thousand years, be quiet, hold your breath......"
"Take it off! Take it off! Oops, it's a pity that it's facing away from us, but looking at the back, envy, this shoulder blade is really beautiful! This skin, tsk, is so white! These thighs, ouch ......"
Feeling a slight warmth under his nose, a little itchy, he reached out and wiped it, and suddenly a handful of blood, "Ouch, I'll go...... No, I have a nosebleed...... I had a nosebleed......"
The screen was blank for a few seconds, and then quickly brushed up, "666, the stupid sister is amazing, peeking at the sister's nosebleed in the bath!" ”
"I admire it, but I sigh to myself!"
"No, no, no, I have a nosebleed, I'm going to deal with it!" Brother Silly shouted behind his back, "Li Qi (her roommate), I'...... I'm getting a nosebleed, bring me a piece of paper to ......"
Then he quickly cut off the live broadcast and went to deal with the nosebleed first.
But the screen recording of the live broadcast was saved, and many fans began to repost it frantically on the Internet......