Huaxia Mall outside the city of flowers and grasslands, here is a beautiful scenery outside the Huaxia Mall, there are thousands of miles wide flower beds and grasslands, all kinds of strange flowers compete to bloom here, so beautiful. At this moment, a young man wearing a green hat and looking a little stupid was sitting here with his head bowed in agony.

The fart pig is playing with the flowers in his hand, tearing off the petals one by one, and looking sad. Just now, I went to Lin Pingzhi to confess again, but I was rejected again.

Because Ye Shiqiu confessed that he was not allowed to say his gender, Lin Pingzhi refused Zhu Bajie and used a phrase commonly used by many goddesses: "I'm sorry, you're a good person, but I really don't want to fall in love now!" ”

Alas, he is a marshal of the canopy, and now he has been issued a good person card, this, alas!

"Miss Pingzhi doesn't want to live with my old pig, what should I do? Is my old pig destined to be lonely and old in this life? The flower in his hand has been torn off a single petal left, and the fart pig throws it back at will, and says sadly.

Ever since he saw Lin Ping in women's clothes, the fart pig found that he couldn't accommodate anyone else in his heart. Lin Pingzhi smiled, his bewitching face, his skin that could be broken by blowing, and his beautiful buttocks...... Just thinking about it, the fart pig couldn't help but drool. My old pig really, really seems to put Miss Pingzhi on the bed, and then ......

"Who dares to sneak up on the deity?!" Just as the fart pig was fantasizing about the beautiful picture of lingering with Lin Pingzhi on the bed, an angry shout sounded from the sky behind him.

Rumble! At the same time, the sky suddenly cleared, and the thunder and lightning covered the white clouds, spreading out in all directions, forming a huge thunder net, which was extremely magnificent, and in the center of the thunder net, a rather tall figure, who seemed to be no more than forty or fifty years old, but at the chin was an old man with a silver-white beard and high hair hanging in the air.

The old man was wearing a set of silver robes on his body, and the silver robe was covered with thunder and lightning patterns, and from a distance, it was like a living thing, constantly circulating, and even, faintly, there was a little thunder from it. It's just that......

It's just that the old man's hair is coiled, and the flower branch without petals inserted into it makes the old man a master, and the image of the supreme and strong man has been seriously damaged.

"Huh? Who's bothering my old pig? Hey? Pulled back from the dream by the angry shouts, the fart pig immediately turned around and scolded. However, when I saw that the sky with blue sky and white clouds actually carried several thunderbolts, I couldn't help but be stunned, and then said leisurely.

"Thunder on a sunny day is not a good sign!"

"Huh? Is it you who attacked the old man? With this? In this colorful flower garden, the green of the fart pig stood out, and the old man saw him at once, this stupid-looking fellow. Removing the flower branch from his head, the old man looked at it and asked lightly.

"Sneak attack? My old pig has never been, and I don't care to do such a thing as a sneak attack, who are you? You can't rely on your age to slander my old pig and question my old pig's pig quality! The pig was insulted, and the fart pig rubbed it violently, pointing at the old man in the air and saying with some grievances.

I am a good person, helping my grandmother cross the road, my old pig did it when he was young, and he once won the little red flower tweed of the pig kindergarten, my old pig is a really good pig, how can you say that about my old pig? Or when my old pig is trying to chase the girl, what if someone rumors spread to Miss Pingzhi? As he spoke, the fart pig looked left and right, making sure that there was no one else, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Slander?" Hearing this honest and righteous man in the green hat say this, the silver-robed old man's eyes shrank slightly, and said in a dangerous tone: "Is there anyone else here besides you?" And ......"

Throwing the flower branch on the fart pig, the old man said coldly: "Isn't the breath on this one yours?" ”

"Huh?" Hearing the old man say this, the fart pig squatted down, picked up the flower branch, looked at it, and sniffed it. It does have a hint of its own, by the way, this one is......

Although the fart pig is a little silly, it is not mentally retarded, and he instantly remembered that this was the flower branch he had just lost, and it seemed to be inserted in the old man's ...... just now Belch...... The anger that was disturbed by the sweet dream just now suddenly became a little embarrassed and embarrassed.

"Hmph, dare to be a rat, the old man is the Wind Thunder Pavilion Lord Lei Venerable, the deity asks you, who are you? Why did you attack the old man? Well? Said disdainfully, and the silver-robed old man shouted.

The embarrassed expression of the honest fart pig fell into fear in the eyes of Venerable Lei, and the flower branch that suddenly pierced his body protection and was inserted into his hair just now was regarded by him as a sneak attack taking advantage of his unpreparedness. However, this is also normal, after all, he flew all the way and didn't feel the breath of the fart pig, so this fart pig must be hidden, since he hid and attacked himself, it was not a sneak attack, what is it? If it weren't for a sneak attack, this stupid-looking guy would have hit himself? Joke! Poor him, he didn't expect that it wasn't that the fart pig hid his breath, but that he couldn't sense its breath at all!

"Old pig, I am a pig, not a rat!" In reply, the fart pig thought that he had no intention of inserting the flower branch into someone's ...... He touched his head a little apologetically, bowed down and said, "I'm sorry, my old pig didn't see you just now, accidentally, I apologize to you here, I'm sorry!" ”

"Humph!" Didn't take the farting pig's apology to heart at all, because in the eyes of Venerable Lei, he was the guy who dared to offend himself...... It's already a dead man!

"The deity asked you, but the group of Huaxia people who occupied Tianbei City instructed you to come here to ambush the deity?" Venerable Lei asked majestically. After his own personal disciple, Feng Qing'er of the Heavenly Demon Phoenix Clan came to Tianbei City, he never returned, if something happened, how should he explain to the Heavenly Demon Phoenix Clan? Hurry to come in person.

"Tianbei City? I don't know what you're talking about, I've never heard of this place! He shook his head. The fart pig looked dazed.

"Hmph, that's what kind of bullshit Huaxia Mall is now!" Venerable Lei said angrily. Tianbei City, which belonged to his own Wind Thunder Pavilion, was occupied by others in an instant, which was a great shame that he had never had since he entered Douzun.

"Hey, how are you talking, Huaxia Mall is Huaxia Mall, what's the matter with you adding a shit? Even if you like bullshit, you can't just add it! "After apologizing, I don't owe you anything. Pointing to the old guy in the air, the fart pig said dissatisfiedly. What kind of bullshit, if you want to add it, you should add a pig's fart, I'm much better than the dead dog of the Roaring Sky Dog!

"You are presumptuous!" With a wave of his right fist, a strong thunderous fighting aura poured out from the old man's body.

"What? You still want to beat me pig? I have already said humility to you just now, why are you so careful! Seeing the terrifying aura exuded by the other party, the fart pig couldn't help but take a step back.

"Hmph, a stupid pig dares to offend a strong man of Douzun, can this be solved by apologizing?" Looking down at the farting pig condescendingly, Venerable Lei said lightly.

"Old pig, I'm going to marry a daughter-in-law soon, I don't want to fight with others, otherwise, Miss Pingzhi will think that I'm violent, old pig, I'm apologizing to you, don't do it, okay? Okay," the fart pig looked at the old man with a pitiful face.

Seeing that the fart pig was such a scumbag, Venerable Lei was even more disdainful, and he didn't know how the sneak attack was successful just now?

"Heh, marry a daughter-in-law?" As if hearing some funny joke, Venerable Lei laughed loudly, pointed to the fart pig below, and said with a smile: "Just like you, there are actually people who are willing to marry you, I really don't know which ugly woman is so discerning!" ”

"Huh? What the? Cowardly? Ugly, ugly woman? Hearing the other party's words, the fart pig couldn't help but tremble, he, he actually said that the old pig my little sister Pingzhi is......

"Hmph, the deity is too lazy to waste saliva with you who only know how to sneak attack the spineless cowards, and the deity still has to clean up those fanatics who occupy Tianbei City and save my disciples!" Looking at the fart pig with disdain, the Thunder Venerable waved his hand, and suddenly the thunder net under his feet rushed downward.

The power of thunder, densely packed, the blue giant net covering the sky, crackling blue light, is this the power of the Douzun powerhouse, the thunder venerable?

"The deity will do good deeds and send you on the road, lest someone marry you and delay your life!"