has been ignored, treated as air, night Shiqiu raised his eyebrows, a little angry, and wanted to come forward to teach this stupid pig a lesson. But who knew that as soon as he took a step forward, Zhu Bajie suddenly covered his face shyly, and said a thunderous word to Lin Pingzhi with a twist.

"Little sister, you are so beautiful, will you be my old pig's girlfriend? My old pig promises to be good to you for the rest of your life! Stay with me, Momoda! ”

"Click!" The body slammed, and the sound of glass breaking sounded in Ye Shiqiu's body, because the blood flow suddenly increased rapidly, he felt that his heart seemed to be a little unbearable and burst. What did this fart pig just say? He, he wants to ...... with men

"Poof! Hahaha! Ye Shiqiu, who has always been calm, suddenly lost his temper at this time, and couldn't help but cover his stomach and laughed, because he laughed too quickly, causing him to be a little out of breath!

"Hee-hee." Even Qingye, who is a daughter, can't help but hide her red lips when she hears the true confession of the green hat pig.

"Huh? What kind of sound is this? Not seeing Lin Pingzhi's handsome face that suddenly turned black in front of him, the green hat pig was attracted by the sudden laughter, and when he looked back, he saw a man in purple holding his stomach and laughing very gracelessly.

"Oh, Master Hou, you're here too!" Now I noticed that Ye Shiqiu's green hat pig was a little surprised, but then he reacted again, excitedly stepped forward and grabbed Ye Shiqiu, and begged shyly: "Master Hou, I met true love today, you can help my old pig keep a matchmaker, okay?" I beg you, old pig! ”

Hearing the words of the green hat pig, Lin Pingzhi's face darkened!

True love? Me? Still insuring the media? Me and you?

At this moment, thousands of creatures with the surname grass and mud horses were galloping rapidly in his heart.

I, Lin Pingzhi, a seven-foot man, honest, trustworthy, respectful of the elderly, love for the young, modest, polite, and a thousand-year-old beautiful man with many advantages, were actually ...... today A pig ......

"Hah, ha...... Bajie, Pingzhi is ......" Holding his stomach, Qiu laughed too excitedly at night, causing him to stammer and explain to the cuckold pig the reason why Lin Pingzhi wore women's clothes. But who knew that at this time, a long-lost voice appeared in his mind.

"Ding, random task: make the best use of things, don't waste resources, Lin Pingzhi, as the first beautiful man under the host, is already a person from the palace, and he can't marry a wife and have children. In this case, the host is also invited to train her to become a female representative of Huaxia Mall, so that his beauty can spread to the mainland. Reward: One image delivery machine, 10,000 coins. ”

Any image projector can be projected to any location on the continent without enchantment according to the user's mind, from the Doraemon world.

"Bajie, in fact, Pingzhi is still on a mission, even if you want to confess, you can't be at this time, I know, with Pingzhi's beauty, you can't resist it, but this is not an excuse, you have to really like him, see if your own performance can impress him in the future, this kind of thing is up to him, ah, let's go!" Ye Shiqiu, who was originally laughing badly, heard the voice of the system, and instantly said to the green hat pig with a serious expression. After finishing speaking, he immediately pulled Qingye and Lin Pingzhi, who looked confused, and flashed over.

"Look at my old pig's own performance?" Before they could react, the three of them disappeared, and the green hat pig didn't know where to chase if he wanted to. Overnight, Shiqiu's words just now gave him a hint of inspiration.

"That's right, as soon as we met today, how could Miss Pingzhi promise me an old pig? My old pig wants her to see my old pig's sincerity, go, and wait for my old pig to buy it first and give it 999 roses! My old pig...... I'm going to fall in love! Zhu Bajie, who thought that Ye Shiqiu was pointing at him, suddenly became smarter, punched the palm of his hand, his eyes breathed fire, and said firmly.

"Miss Pingzhi, my old pig will definitely let you give me a pig cub willingly! Well, definitely! With that, the cuckold pig walked towards the flower shop with the steps leading to the door of happiness, he was going to buy flowers!

……

"Master Hou, why didn't you just tell that guy that I am a man?" On the other side, Lin Pingzhi, who was forcibly dragged away by Ye Shiqiu, asked the man puzzled.

"Oops." With one hand on Lin Pingzhi's shoulder, Ye Shiqiu flickered seriously: "Pingzhi, look, you are now the head of the women's clothing mall, if you let others know that you are a man, then where will the integrity of our Huaxia Mall go?" Even you yourself will be regarded as a voyeur pervert! ”

"But there's a locker room in there, and I'm ......."

"The main thing is that the ...... of the flat"

"What, what's wrong?" Seeing that Ye Shiqiu suddenly let go of the arm on his shoulder, he held his shoulder with two hands, and looked at himself with a serious face. This made Lin Pingzhi, who had been sexually harassed many times because of wearing women's clothes recently, couldn't help but swallow his saliva, he ...... There is a bad premonition.

"What's more, Pingzhi, because there is a shortage of talents under Ben Hou's command at present, I want to cultivate you and make you my Huaxia Mall...... Queen of Communication! Ye Shiqiu slowly spit out four big words with a serious face.

Communication-Communication-Female-King!

"Poof!" A mouthful of old blood spurted out violently, and Lin Pingzhi, who was wearing a female police uniform, was seriously injured, and fell directly back on his head, paralyzed on the ground, motionless.

"Haha." Bending down, Ye Shiqiu looked at Lin Pingzhi's loveless pretty face and smiled: "So, Pingzhi, I'm sorry for you, from now on, you can't tell others your gender, you can't wear men's clothes, you can't let others see your little brother, in short...... Let everyone know that you'...... It's a woman! ”

"Poof!" Blood kept flowing out from the corners of Lin Pingzhi's mouth.

"Oh, by the way, I will let all the soldiers who knew you return to Sky City, and I will also give them gag orders for others, so no one will expose the truth about your man, don't worry!" Suddenly remembered that Lin Pingzhi had appeared many times, and Ye Shiqiu thought about it and made this great decision.

"Poof!" Lin Pingzhi was completely seriously injured and unconscious, he ...... I don't want to live anymore!

"Well, why bother?" spread his hands, and Ye Shiqiu looked helpless. There are so many beautiful clothes, and you can see so many beautiful girls every day, and you can take advantage of them as women, which is a beauty difference that many people can't ask for! If Zhu Bajie of Journey to the West has this job and asks him to lick the toilet, it is estimated that he is willing. You're fine, and you fainted.

"Shi Qiu, why did you let Xiao Aojue do it, do that communication...... Hee-hee! Haruma asked with a chuckle, covering her lips. A big man pretends to be a woman and another group of men...... It's funny to think about.

"Alas, it's not me ......," he sighed, tilted his head, and said in an unfathomable voice.

"Not? Why, wasn't it just what you said......"

Slowly squatting down, holding the pale, loveless Lin Pingzhi into his arms, feeling the softness of the palm of his hand touching his body parts, Ye Shiqiu shook his head helplessly, looked at the face in his arms that was more charming than a woman, and muttered.

"Don't blame me, Heiyuki, who called you so pretty? It's not just the fart pig, even the system has taken a fancy to you, what can I do? Alas, God is jealous! Raising his head and looking at the sky, Ye Shiqiu looked sympathetic!