"You don't deserve to be a god at all, you know, the real master always has the heart of an apprentice, don't say anything else, just talk about LOL's strength, you are really a garbage in my eyes!"

I looked at the Longines man in front of me lightly and said!

"You're P! Do you want to die! You kind of are talking to Lao Tzu. ”

said that Longines was so angry that he rushed up to get me, but fortunately he was stopped by Xu Mengqi.

"LOL is a game that speaks by strength.,I'm not used to having a little strength.,I feel like I'm invincible in the world.,If you want to play society, I won't play with you.,If you want to play, go out and turn on the machine.,If you don't fight, I'll go first."

I took out my 10 yuan pack of cloud cigarettes from my pocket, lit one, took a deep breath and said!

"Good! You little bastard! Have a temper! I'll tell you after I'm done! I'll start it right away! I've been pretending to be with you for a long time."

Longines is not manly, and immediately turned on the machine outside!

And Xu Mengqi hurriedly helped her give up her place to me and let me sit in her place.

"I'm sorry! It's hard for you! ”

Xu Mengqi looked at me with some guilt and said!

I glanced at her black silk road!

"When you stand at the top of the world on Mount Everest, don't forget that you still have twinkling stars on your head, I can't get used to some people who are self-righteous with a little strength, it doesn't matter if she insults me, but she must not insult e-sports."

"Alright! It's so profound! At such a young age, he can actually say such philosophical words, in fact! I can't help it! In fact, the man just now, their family and our family are business partners, our family sees him well, and they want to help me introduce him to him, and our family only sees it, in fact, he is a playboy, I heard that he also helped which woman's belly to make it bigger, anyway, relying on a few stinky money to deliberately show off, I hate him very much, anyway, refuse for various reasons, right? Why is he younger than me, he doesn't like it or something! ”

"But he's been sticking to me.,It's annoying.,Later, I asked him how to let me go.,He said that I LOL can beat him or the boyfriend I'm looking for can beat him.,He knows that the probability of this is very small.,He still said this is nothing more than to show that he's awesome.,And then casually restrain me.,He's very self-righteous.,The kind that loves to pretend to be B.,But then you don't know when I hear the system report which he's the top god from Aeolia 1 Oh.,I'm about to cry excitedly.,You know, usually 1 area has fewer diamonds, And in our small county, I never dreamed of having a rank like you. ”

"And then I'm a tool for you, haven't I?"

I shook my cigarette ash and said!

"No! Just doing me a favor! ”

She replied a little awkwardly, and two blushes appeared on her face, and she could see that she was a little embarrassed.

Soon the system showed that the crazy person was me, and invited me to play a game.

I looked at Xu Mengqi next to me, she said it was him, I clicked to accept, I habitually clicked into his information and looked at it, it was the person who drilled 3 and played ADC, EZ Delevingne and Blind, the first two popular heroes are ADC, and they all said that knowing oneself and knowing the other side can win all battles These small details are very important for the next game.

And Xu Mengqi's number is a rune hero of platinum 3, which is okay.

"That's right! Why don't you open your own account to call! ”

Xu Mengqi suddenly thought about something and asked in a low voice!

"Open my number! I'm afraid that he will be scared to death, and then he won't dare to fight directly, for his kind of helpless person, if he doesn't fight, it doesn't mean that he will lose directly, and then you will say that my golden rank is, when a golden rank can defeat a person who drills 3, don't you think this is a blow to the self-righteous him? ”

A casual smile appeared on the corner of my mouth and said, but in fact, I don't want to take my number, because I don't want to cause more trouble, after all, it's enough trouble now.

"One tower, one blood, 100 knives, you know? And for the sake of fairness, don't say that Lao Tzu bullies you, how about choosing random heroes, can you afford to bet? ”

Looking at the words sent from the other side, I replied with a good word, and then I saw Xu Mengqi running out quickly, it should be to see if there was cheating on the other side, and I also pressed the random hero button.

"Oh my God! There was a random EZ on the opposite side who was actually his hottest hero.,Are you random? ”

Xu Mengqi, who came in a little panicked, looked at my screen and felt a lot cold, because I actually randomly came out with a wine barrel.

"Is this easy to fight?"

Xu Mengqi was stunned and asked!

"It's very hard to fight!"

I answered honestly! Because only since the revision, the barrel has become the overlord of the wild area, and the era of the mid-laner has long since disappeared from him, and this kind of melee hero has to play a flexible EZ, which is really difficult, what is the best thing to play solo, the hand is long, the explosion is high, and the brain is consumed, and the barrel doesn't seem to have much to do with these.

Quickly changing talents, as well as runes with a coherent line of movements, without any delay, extinguished the cigarette that was almost smoked in the ashtray, and moved his wrist to meet the next game.

When EZ on the other side saw my random barrel, he was already making a mocking remark.

"It seems that the heavens want you to die, and you have to die! Kid get ready to climb! ”

Looking at his mocking words, I didn't speak, one shoe and three blood flashed to ignite the thunder talent of the plus point and went out, and the EZ on the opposite side didn't need me to guess and knew that the point was the thunder talent, although most of the ADC now point to the hot spot of the war, and the later point hurts, but in the early stage of solo, the thunder will make EZ consumption more useful.

At this moment, the mature and sexy Xu Mengqi next to me has completely become a little woman Yes, she stared at the screen quietly and said to herself in an underestimation!

"Why do you want to go out with a shoe and 3 blood! It's weird! ”

And I didn't answer her, and soon 1 minute and 55 seconds the two lines began to intersect, which was the beginning of my nightmare, EZ with the advantage of his hand length, plus three flat A is the thunder talent effect, began to consume me, and I tried to only stand behind the creep to prevent him from Q, and then a surprise Q was thrown out, but the Longines man who played EZ countless times dodged it. And in the next level of A, it seems that he is very skilled in the hero EZ.

The scene was not optimistic about me at the beginning, I didn't grab level 2, I was preempted by the Longines man, and the strength of the 1 zone drill 3 still had two brushes, and the scene was not good for me again, and the balance of victory began to tilt towards him without warning.

"How do you fight this! I don't even have a chance to fight back! EZ is so flexible! And it's brainless consumption again! ”

Xu Mengqi, who was on the side, complained anxiously when she saw the situation on the field.

And my expression at the moment did not have a trace of panic, the whole heart was calm like a pool of autumn water, yes, quietly took a cigarette in his mouth again, and then drank a bottle of blood and began to replenish.

Actually, I didn't plan to fight hard for EZ just because I brought shoes and 3 bottles of blood equipment, because I was dragging, relying on a little flexibility and more blood than him to drag level 6, because I not only wanted to kill him, but I also had to show him.

And the whole environment of the scene, I was beaten all the time, and there was no jungler to help me catch it, so I didn't have a chance to fight back, to be precise, this should not be a game, but a slaughter.

"Hey! Do you have a keg? ”

Xu Mengqi asked in a panic! I was already a little suspicious of my skills, because I had been hiding, and I had no intention of fighting back or fighting.

"I've played, but I haven't played much, and I'm generally a jungler, and I haven't played a mid laner yet!"

I stared at the screen and said calmly!

"It's over! Finished! It's really over! He has more than 10 knives over you, and you will still lose if you continue to be obscene like this! ”

Xu Mengqi sighed gloomily!

She's right, if I don't go on like this, I won't be consumed by EZ, and I will be crushed to death by the mending knife, and I want to surpass EZ mending the knife now, it's impossible, 3 bottles of blood have been drunk, and my own blood volume is less than one-third, for a person who has only been level 5 and has been beaten, facing an EZ that has almost half of the blood of level 6, so I can't see any hope of victory at all.

I smoked quietly, looking at my experience bar, the murderous aura in my eyes became stronger and stronger, I just wanted to let some people fly higher, and then let him fall off unexpectedly and fall to pieces.

"Haha! Xu Mengqi, this is the boyfriend you are looking for, obscene and a fool Yes, Lao Tzu is the first time I have met him! ”

EZ, who had helped me get to the tower, was once again sneering at me.

And Xu Mengqi couldn't calm down when she saw this!

"Go back to the city! After replenishing your HP, come out and gamble! If you go on like this, others will definitely get 100 before you. You find a safe place to go back to the city, beware of his R killing you, or killing you under the tower. ”

Judging from Xu Mengqi's tone at the moment, maybe she has not helped me to be the strongest king, but I don't blame him, after all, I have been beaten since the beginning, but I always believe that technology can only prove everything by action.

As a golden light flashed on my body, I finally reached level 6, and I was under the influence of King Gou, and I endured it for so long, and the murderous anger in my eyes gradually burned.

When a wave of soldiers was pushed to the bottom of the tower, I lost a Q skill, pretended to clear the soldiers, and pressed the return button as if nothing happened.

"You're stupid! Don't go back to the city here! You'll be killed! ”

Xu Mengqi, who was a little excited, almost moved my mouse.

"Then can I kill him!"

Saying that less than a third of my blood, I directly rushed towards the EZ who was defenseless, and this EZ really deserved to be the popular hero of the Longines man, and he reacted quickly, and quickly dodged the barrel that came up with my E skill to the side.

"It's over! Finished! Dare to take this bit of blood. ”

When I watched EZ dodge my E skill, Xu Mengqi's heart died at that moment.

And I directly triggered the D button in the next second.,Press the flash.,E skill is obviously empty.,But the next flash is E flash.,Turn decay into magic.,Directly hit the place where EZ landed.。 Let EZ be unguarded, I didn't expect this E flash to be able to turn at all.

And there are too many things he didn't expect.,The moment E to EZ,The barrel's R skill was triggered under my lightning-like hand speed.,At this moment, EZ can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest.,It was smashed and flew under our defense tower.,The ignition has already been set on him.,And it just fell on the barrel of the Q skill I just threw pretending to be a clear soldier.,You must know that the barrel thrown by the Q skill,The longer the charge,The greater the power.,All damage and operations are in my precise plan.,"Sao Pig Barrel" is to show like this.

“fiestbiood”

The sound of a blood sounded solemnly in the earphones, and the Longines man's EZ fell unwillingly under our defense tower, and fell from the sky into the hell in an instant, I think he hasn't come back to his senses yet! But that's what I want.

"This! That's it! It's incredible! ”

Xu Mengqi's whole expression was completely stunned, like a statue of Liberty, and he muttered to himself!

"Although he has been beating me, I don't dare to fight back and turn back only to hide, but not daring to go on does not mean cowardice, sometimes it is just forbearance, you have to remember a sentence, if the wolf turns back, it is not to repay the favor, or to take revenge, and I said, I not only want to kill him, I also show him as a weakling! That's right! Why hasn't he come in yet, can't he be gone! ”

I got up from the couch and said!

Xu Mengqi shook her head in a trance, then stood up, pushed open the door of the private room, walked out, and came in again after a while.

"I didn't see him, I should be gone!"

Hearing Xu Mengqi say this, I also think it's normal, after all, he is coming in, isn't he humiliating himself? He flew too high just now, and this time he fell, anyway, I felt very happy, but what I didn't expect was that this was just the beginning of my grudge with this Longines man.

"Huh! Great God! I'm sorry!! I shouldn't have been yelling next to you just now, of course I'm just worried, plus I've heard you say that you rarely play with a keg! ”

Xu Mengqi was a little embarrassed when she spoke, and indeed her suspicion just now seemed a little embarrassed in such a gorgeous god-level counter-killing.

"It's okay! After all, we can't afford to lose this game, right? ”

I smiled and laughed!

"Yes! It seems that the strength of the strongest king really lives up to its name, come! This money! You might as well take it! Thank you for helping me! ”

Saying that, Xu Mengqi grabbed my hand and helped the 1500 stuff into my hand.

I was stunned when I saw the money in my hand, and my mood at the moment can be described as an actor with a song Xue Zhiqian.

"I should do my best to perform with you, like a guest in an emotional show, if you can still see that I love you, please subtract these episodes to make me look decent."

I feel that these lyrics completely support my heart at the moment, I admit that I often sell points as an actor in the game, but I never thought that I would be an actor in reality, although I admit that I am not a good actor, but I am a little too deep into the play.

"The words you promised me just now were just perfunctory to me, help me use me as a tool!"

I held my mouth and looked at her with a wry smile.

"Me! I! I'm really not the kind of person you say! ”

She didn't know how to answer!

"Could you please cut these episodes and make me look decent? If you really want to pay for me to help you fight, if you pay 10,000 today, I won't help you fight, and I also admire the corners of your mouth, help me play with the ends of my hair from beginning to end, okay! Just because I had a dream! ”

With that, I threw the stack of money in my hand and opened the door of the private room without looking back.

Although the action of throwing money is a bit pretending to be B, it is just to cover up my embarrassment and embarrassment! It's really embarrassing, I was actually played by someone like this as a monkey, I just said that a woman who is too witty and too beautiful can't be brought, I knew it was like this, like a dream, I shouldn't go to this troubled water.

But it's not surprising.,People are so beautiful.,How could they fall in love with my dick.,But in retrospect.,It seems that what really prompted me to play this game.,It shouldn't be her so-called request! After all, when she promised me, I was still thinking about it, and it was the Longines man who really made me shoot, who was too jumpy and pretended to be B, which insulted the faith in my heart!

Out of the Internet café I called my friend Avi, asked him to come over for a long time, I was really impatient to wait, he said he was coming soon, if I don't want to go online, let me wait for him at the Texas opposite the Internet café, I hurriedly said yes, and then walked to the Texas opposite the Internet café, after all, it was too hot outside, although it was already 5 o'clock in the afternoon, but it was also as hot as a steamer.

I ordered a glass of Coke in Tex, thinking about what happened just now, the more P thought about it, the more angry he became, I really felt that I was so stupid, to put it bluntly, I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat.

And at this moment, there were two more people next to me, one with glasses and one with yellow hair, and the two of them clicked a lot of things before they could sit down, and the content of their chat instantly attracted my attention.

"Nima! It's so J8 awesome! South Korean passerby Wang Dopa was shown off by a mysterious Chinese player, and it was during the live broadcast. The other party is directly legendary, "Nai Jinderui" is super god, it's too shocking! ”

The yellow-haired man said excitedly while eating French fries while staring at his mobile phone! , and from time to time bumped into the glasses man next to him and told him to look.

"Oops! Your hands are so sweaty, don't touch Lao Tzu's shirt dirty, it's been a long time, are you still fighting? I'll take a look! ”

As he spoke, the man with glasses immediately took out an Apple 5S.

"No more! It's been more than an hour.,dopa should be under the live broadcast.,I saw it on the hot news of the lol forum.,You don't know that dopa is a key game.,The king of live broadcasts.,But it's in this key game.,When dopa meets the opposite middle single,The live broadcast room suddenly exploded.,Because the opposite middle single ID is called:I'm open with dopa55! As a result, he directly beat the DPA to Nai Jinderui's "8-0 Yasuo!" It seems that this ID has been changed to be extremely modest."

The yellow-haired dick sighed after taking a sip of Coke!

"Hold the grass such a dick! It can't be that Faker deliberately came to play tricks with DOPA! ”

The man with glasses also got excited!

"It's not! Definitely not! It should be a Chinese, because when the teammates on the dopa side asked him, they said that he was awesome in the single! Actually able to hang the dopa, guess how he answered! Measure the strength of a mid-laner, whether it is strong or not, it depends on whether he can kill faker alone, I think the belief of every mid-laner player is proud of killing faker alone! It means that it is nothing for him to kill dopa! ”

"Nima! Could it be that he still killed a faker alone! ”

The excited man with glasses, almost choked on a stupid man after drinking a sip of Coke Yes asked!

"This! I don't know! But probably not! After all, faker is the belief of all mid laner players, isn't it? "But the most commented thing right now is that you have to find this mystery player, and I think this post is so popular that many clubs and studios will definitely look for it!

The yellow-haired man paused!

Listening to their conversation, a trace of trepidation and uneasiness flashed on my face, and I immediately turned my head to participate in their conversation!

"That! Is this person easy to find? Is there any news online? ”

"I don't know! It is said that he will not accept friend requests! But this guy is really a dick and actually got dopa angry and went live down.,You think about it, just let the dopa side 20 votes.,It's just hanging and flying.。 ”

The yellow-haired man sighed with admiration!

And I couldn't help but fall into deep thought, and at this moment my phone rang, it was my good friend Avi calling, who helped me pull back to reality, and I followed the phone and hurriedly walked out.

By the way, let's talk about Avi, my good friend, Yang Caowei of the whole people, I usually call him in order to save trouble, Yang Wei's "impotence" was later changed to Avi under the skin he gave me a 199, the relationship is so good, how good is it! For example, he wouldn't feel embarrassed to in front of me!

"I'm R. It's so hot! If it's early, we'll be on the net for a while, and if it's late, we'll go straight to dinner! ”

Avi touched a pack of 15 Yellow Crane Towers, came out, handed me one, and lit it for himself!

"No! Not anymore! Let's go eat first! I can't stay in this Internet café, it's a bit dangerous! ”

Hearing me say this, Avi was a little puzzled, and what about me! I talked to him as I walked, and I told her a rough story about what had just happened.

"I'm R! What you say is true! Nima! It feels like TM is filming a Korean drama, but I didn't expect S6 to be here for a long time! You've hit the king again! But then that woman really kissed you just now! ”

Avi asked me curiously as he walked!

"Alas! Don't mention it! I was angry when I carried it, today was just an accident, and I didn't know that this Internet café still had this function, and it was played by people as monkeys. ”

"Haha! I'll tell you that pretending to be B is just an instant, and being handsome is eternal, like us, although we only have a golden rank, but it's easy to take a sister with this face! That's right! What do you say to eat! ”

Avi asked me with a smile!

"Whatever! You're in for a treat anyway! Or! Eat dry pot! I'm going to go back early today, my dad seems to have something to say to me tonight! ”

I seem to have thought of something team Avi said!

Then I didn't drag and went straight to find a place to eat, after all, I haven't been together for a long time. After a few beers, I undoubtedly took out my Huawei phone and found that there were several QQ messages.

"I'm fainting! Why are you running so fast! You don't know that when I chased you, my face hit the sliding door directly to help me feel comfortable. ”

"Hey! Actually, I didn't fool you, but I'm really not the kind of person you say, if I tell you, that is my first kiss, do you believe it? ”

"But today I still want to thank you, in short, you helped me, I can also promise you a request, as a return, please reply to the news when you see trouble!

This message was sent by the short-haired sister Xu Mengqi, she should have added me as a friend, because my QQ can be added by anyone, no need to confirm.

"You're looking at yellow! Staring at the phone and smiling so happy! ”

Avi couldn't help but laugh!

And I directly showed the phone to Avi.

"I'm R! Yes! What else is there to think about this! I'll definitely talk about it later! ”

Avi laughed incomparably obscenely!

"Forget it! Being played by someone alive as a monkey, I can't let people play me a second time, after all, I and this she may really be two worlds of people to drink and think about this thing is very annoying, and what I never expected is that later this can promise me a request is really the sentence Avi said, "I'll talk about it later".

"Hey! Some people's hearts are destined to not be opened, after all, he already has a grave in his heart, and there is still a surviving person buried, but I'm curious, you can't let go of that slut in your heart, I said that she has already slept in someone else's bed now, you still don't believe it, I said that you brought so many sisters, you can't choose a suitable one to stabilize? ”

Avi said to me with a hint of emotion in his tone! I know he's doing it for my good!

"That's it! Don't mention the past, come on, drink quickly, I'm going to go back early today! ”

I smiled wryly and changed the subject! I know Avi wants me to forget the past and live in the present, but I'm a very nostalgic person.

Under the continuous phone call of my dad, this hard-won little party came to an end temporarily, and finally I blew half a bottle of beer directly, and ran quickly to the house, when I ran home, my shirt was basically wet with sweat, plus I drank two bottles of beer, exercise promoted the acceleration of alcohol and blood, and a little fluttering on the head.

My family lives on the outskirts of the county, which is a bit deserted, most of them are very old houses, because the rent is cheap, it is very suitable for some migrant workers to rent, and my dad! I rented a small store here, specializing in repairing battery cars, and some battery car accessories and the like.

My dad is a man of few words, he is still very handsome, very manly, a bit like Sun Honglei, he never dresses himself, maybe he is busy with work every day and all kinds of other pressures, he has helped his face to carve indifference, but I still secretly read his gentleness from his indifferent face from time to time.

People who know my dad call him He Laosan, although my dad never pits customers for repairing battery cars, but the business is not very good, because my dad has been in prison, and every time he repairs the car for people, when he rolls up his sleeves, there will be two dazzling tattoos on his hands and arms, because his two arms are tattooed with two words, the left hand is friendship, and the right hand is ruthless, so that the young people who are not familiar with it dare not come to my dad to repair.

I also told my dad that he was non-mainstream, but my dad slapped me very angrily, saying that I knew a hammer! I was so aggrieved at the time, but I found out later! I definitely triggered his bottom line, because as far as I know, as long as I don't trigger my dad's bottom line, he will never hit me.

Anyway, I don't have a very good relationship with my dad, because my parents have never been here since the parent-teacher conference in elementary school, even if my dad is empty, he won't come, and my mom is not to mention, because there is no such person as my mom in my mind, the only thing that impresses me a little is the yellowed photo at home, and then after I went to junior high school, my dad went to prison for more than two years, and I was named a prisoner in labor camp at school! I'm actually a little cruel to him in my bones, but I just don't say it!

Panting, I finally ran home, looking at the roller shutter door ajar, it should mean that my dad didn't plan to take over the business, he was already off work, I looked at the cigarette that was still half in my hand, and then took a few deep breaths, and then took a deep breath in the same place, because I didn't want my dad to smell the smoke in my mouth and know that I smoked.

"Bump"

Suddenly, someone kicked me in the back! Almost scared the scare of pee! As a result, I turned my head and found my dad staring at me with two bottles of beer, some cold dishes, and some peanuts!

"Yes! If you swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, you will enjoy it more! Don't go back with Lao Tzu yet! ”

As he spoke, he raised his tone, so frightened that I ran home with my head in my head, and almost crashed into the half-open roller shutter.

In the dim light, in the damp room full of engine oil smell, I sat honestly at the dilapidated dining table with my head down, and my dad shouted that I was eating, and I shook my head and said that I had eaten outside! My dad asked me what I was eating! I lied and said that my dad hit me directly on the skull with chopsticks for the noodles that Avi invited, saying that I would have to go with wine when I ate noodles! And I don't know how to explain it, after all, my dad just called and blew too much, and I blew directly on half a bottle of beer left, and I'm still burping.