"What? Long Yuan, you're not kidding me, are you? You want to set up a 'harem rouge gouache square dance team', you want to let the concubines and palace ladies actively participate, and you also want Xuanyuan Jin to be the lead dancer?! ”

When I enthusiastically told Liang about my idea of forming a harem square dance team after careful consideration, the result was that her, who was drinking tea, sprayed the tea in her mouth directly on my face in extreme fear and disbelief, giving me a comprehensive moisturizer.

Looking at Liang's bull's eyes as big as copper bells, I reached out and wiped the tea on my face that had been filled with bacteria on my face, shook off a piece of residual tea by the way, and then nodded solemnly to her, and then began to describe my ideal of God.

"I swear in the name of the goddess of heaven that I formed this harem square dance team from the bottom of my heart and without any profit-making purpose. Why should this square dance team be formed? I mainly have the following opinions: First, let the many concubines and palace maids in the harem reduce the discomfort caused by the strain of the cervical and lumbar spine while slimming down and beautifying the body. Although other projects can also play a role in fitness, these ladies and palace maids can't be allowed to lift the urn in their respective palaces or rooms, let alone ride horses and donkeys to practice riding and shooting, right? Besides, this kind of exercise is not elegant, right? If it is spread out, the people in the world still think that Emperor Li Fan especially likes female men who are thugs, which is not good; The second is to help these bewitching women who are bored all day long and always want to fight openly and secretly, to help them find interests and hobbies, so that they can broaden their minds and horizons, don't always have nothing to do and fight in the nest, it's not good. ”

I walked back and forth in the room, talking passionately about why I had formed this square dance team, and at the same time thinking to myself that Liang would definitely admire the wise act of this king.

But I waited for a long time, and Liang didn't say a word or move.

Seeing her sitting calmly like a pool of spring water, I really wonder if she is a 3D artificial wax figure at this time?

What kind of performance art is this? Did I spend so much tongue just to prove her presence in this space? It's irritating and sad.

Trying his best to hold back the churning anger in his chest, he walked over and sat down next to her, rolled his eyes and asked dissatisfiedly, "Ryo, what do you think of the statement about my great ideals?" ”

For my question, he gave me a double roll of his eyes, and then replied to me with four words disdainfully: "Toss as you want."

Thousand! May I ask the Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin, is this her attitude towards God? If it weren't for the sake of Long Live Friendship, I would have pounced on her mouth and pumped ten rounds at her mouth that was humming an out-of-tune song.

Hum! You stupid girl just wait and see, "Harem Rouge Gouache Square Dance Team", I'm determined to win it.

As the saying goes, "It's better to act than to act, and you have to do it when you think of it." The king agreed with this, so I ignored her and rushed out of the door, but as soon as I rushed out, I was at a loss、、、、、、

The area of the Dali Palace is very vast, there is no need to worry about the dancing venue, and the large ordinary road behind the imperial garden is enough to show the shy dancing posture of these women.

As for the songs! Although there was no square dance divine comedy like "Little Apple" and "The Most Dazzling National Style" in ancient times, the court music that was pleasant to the body and mind and changed the tune to speed up the speed of sound could still be used for improvisation.

The top priority at the moment is how can I do a good job in advertising in this area, so that the female compatriots of the harem can participate in the square dance, so that the "harem rouge gouache square dance team" can be carried forward in this palace?

You must know that these ancient girls are all self-concealing types, and the grand display type of modern fashion beauties, the two are not the same style at all!

Especially in this lifeless and lifeless place, groups of women in the palace are either reserved and smiling without showing teeth, or behaving dignified and similar to Aunt Guanyin.

But! There is an old saying that goes, "Capture the thief before the king". In other words, as long as Xuanyuan Jin's restless heart of music and dance can be broken in one fell swoop, won't it be done?

Think about it, the honorable Empress Dowager Wende twisted her waist and led the dance, and the other little masters who said they seemed unwilling to participate, but were actually eager to try, weren't they even more self-sacrificing? Isn't that even more to the palace ladies?

They must all be pushed and squeezed by you, and they are eager to dance a square dance with different interpretations of life on the ordinary road of the harem.

But now, these moving pictures are limited to my beautiful fantasies.

Because as of now, this king has not figured out how to convince Xuanyuan Jin.

If I had recklessly broken into the Shoukang Palace like this, I would have sung hoarsely to the woman who was as noble as the Queen Mother who was sitting on the gorgeous and soft floor in the hall, and sang hoarsely: "The end of the vast world is my 、、、、、、 of love", dancing and dancing the most swaying. In this case, I guess Xuanyuan Jin must shout in shock: "Qian! She, she must have fallen into the evil spirit. ”

Therefore, using such a flat and straightforward way of expression will only frighten her, and it is very likely that she will no longer enjoy any music and dance performances from now on.

What if I had a different way of talking? To the gorgeous her, he gestured back and forth, and then said in a hurry: "If you don't dance, you won't work, just wait for a year, you and I will be in a state of life and death." ”

In this way, I pondered Xuanyuan Jin's absolute whimpering tears and whispered: "Qianna! You, you must be crazy. ”

That is to say, if you change this tortuous and gentle chat mode, I am afraid that she will be hit and it is possible, and after that, everyone will frown into depression, no, this is really impossible!

Alas! It's really 、、、、、、 to be worried.

Hey? Dare to ask the woman sitting in the Yuhua Pavilion in front of her, dressed in a light blue palace dress, with a white beaded hairpin on her hair, and a sad and sad face like a mourner, but is it an old girl from Yufen? Is she? It's her too!

This aunt in charge, who always reluctantly reluctantly gives up her standard expression, plus facial paralysis, and stands like a bell and sits loosely, how can she be paralyzed today, as if she has been skinned and cramped, and is in pain?

If this king is not mistaken, at this moment and this situation, she must be worried about Wende's illness due to laziness!

She is by Xuanyuan Jin's side, and she has been serving the henchman for decades, and the relationship between the two can definitely become one. Speaking of which, this old girl of Yufen revealed her true feelings for Xuanyuan Jin more than her own mother.

Got an idea! Although I can't speak directly to Xuanyuan Jin, I can find a breakthrough in Yufen!

Thinking of this, I tiptoed to the outside of the pavilion, pretending to meet her by chance, and shouted in surprise: "Aunt Yufen, why are you free today, come here to enjoy the flowers and scenery?" Of course, my tone of surprise is not pretended, it is definitely a true confession.

The sound of surprise I shouted so frightened Yufen, who was mourning the bones, shuddered violently, and then looked around in panic as if searching for a ghost, and when her eyes finally found me standing behind her, she took a long breath, and the frightened emoji immediately returned to normal.

"Oh! It turned out to be Long Yuan, I'm fine, come here to sit. Yufen looked at me weakly, and said in a voice like a mosquito.

"Don't sit, stand up!" I suddenly shouted, which scared Yufen again, and this time she added a scream of "ah" very cooperatively, and her ass bounced instantly as if it had been stung by a bee.

"What, what's wrong? Isn't there some kind of reptile? I, I'm most afraid of those things. Yufen asked tremblingly, clinging to the pillar by the pavilion with both hands, and stroking her up and down as if she were pole dancing.

Seeing Yufen's trembling appearance, I knew the time had come.

walked like the wind to the pavilion pillar that she caressed endlessly, and it took the strength of the Nine Dragons and Two Tigers to break her hands that grew like a pillar.

Oh I'll go, is this a human hand? It's tighter than crab claws!

I was so tired and sweaty and panting, I laughed and waved my hands like I was crying, and explained to her in prostration: "No, there are no caterpillars. I saw that you have been sitting here for a long time, so I want you to stand up and square dance and move your limbs, which is good for your body, especially for your waist. ”

After listening to my angry words, Yufen smiled at me with relief, maybe it was because she saw that I was so tired, so she was very upset in her heart.

Suddenly, as if she remembered something, she sat down beside me like a hungry tiger, to be precise, she pounced on my side, and asked anxiously: "Long Yuan, what kind of dance did you just say, what kind of dance is good for the waist?" ”

When I heard Yufen ask me, I felt a burst of joy in my heart! No, the fish took the bait.

I was angry and tried my best to suppress the excitement in my heart, so I pretended to be light but surprised, and glared at her in an incredulous tone: "Square dance! With such a famous dance of the gods, would a celebrity like my aunt be unheard of? I thought that only a stupid girl like Ryo didn't know? ”

"This dance, this dance, I naturally know." My hypocritical flattery and exaggerated surprise made Yufen nod her head busily to make sure she knew.

Man! Naturally, they all love face, who wants to be like a mentally handicapped in the eyes of others, let alone she, a celebrity who was named by the prince? Hee-hee!

"I'll just say it! How could my aunt not know about this dance? Presumably, my aunt not only knows very well, but also dances this dance like a shock, as if Chang'e won three points in that month. Although I have danced this dance before, it is not as graceful as my aunt's dance. So Long Yuan is here, dare to ask my aunt to dance for a while, so that I can also open my eyes, I don't know what my aunt wants? ”

I tried my best to hold back, which made me want to vomit the compliments, and continued to make moves against her.

"Huh? Dance for a while? I, of course, want to dance for you to see. But yesterday I accidentally broke my foot while walking, and now it's inconvenient to stand in unbearable pain, so 、、、、、、"

Yufen said this, and a painful "oops" sound followed. The sound is timely, but it can't be faker anymore.

"That's a real misfortune. However, since my aunt sprained her foot, it is not advisable to do more activities to avoid aggravating the injury. Then let Long Yuan dance for his aunt for a while, and hope that his aunt will give me some advice, I don't know if my aunt is willing? ”

I feigned disappointment and offered to do a square dance for her, which she readily accepted.

Ya, her calm expression really made God think that she and Chang'e graduated from a dance school, and she couldn't stand it, she couldn't stand it.

No matter, let's watch this king dance a wonderful, square dance for you!