Before this square dance that is about to start, I shook my shoulders and pressed my legs and split the band, and at the same time "hummed and haha" to raise my throat and prepare for the dance.

Although there is only one audience in this square dance, Yufen Old Girl, as the only performer, the Jinghe Dragon King of the Heavenly Court God Realm, is relatively high-level.

Therefore, we can't jump around alone with the mentality of compromise, this concept is not right, and it must be corrected. Dragon King! Whether you are a god or do things, you must be serious and responsible.

Seeing me twitching like I had a high fever, Yufen's eyes widened and she asked puzzledly, "Long Yuan, this, this is what kind of famous divine dance you danced?" Why is it so much like a Taoist practice? ”

I'll go! What kind of metaphor is this? Is she belittling the king? It's a metaphor.

After listening to her unfavorable words, I looked at her with disdain, and then I explained teachablely: "Then how can it be a square dance?" The series of performances I just did was called a warm-up. Warm-up, you know? If you don't understand, then I'll give you a brief explanation. The so-called warm-up is to use short-term low-intensity movements before exercising or dancing, so that the muscle groups to be used during exercise can contract and move first. So what? In this way, you can reduce injuries while exercising. And I'm 'humming haha' wow wow, I'm hanging my throat. Because the square dance has a special divine comedy to go with it, I have to relax my vocal cords first, so that I don't have to scream hoarsely in my throat during the song and dance that I am waiting for. To sum up, do you understand? I guess you still don't understand. ”

When I finished talking about why I wanted to do those similar looks to the Maoshan Taoist priests, I glanced at Yufen, who was full of dazed faces, and added the constant broken thoughts in her mouth: "Chicken flock? Chicken? Chicken! "I'm just whimpering.

Alas! What is it called? This is called modern and ancient, when two gods and humans in different historical periods are together, the super generation gap encountered is insurmountable!

"What, Aunt Yufen, you're racking your brains to figure it out, if you don't understand, you don't understand! Let me use my dance of passion to bring you a magnificent epic commentary. Auntie, look at it! ”

After that, I slammed a dragon head and sang loudly: "The crooked river comes from the sky and flows to the sea 、、、、、、 thousands of purples and thousands of reds."

Immediately afterwards, in Yufen's deep love for me, I shook my hand with a lightning speed, and the embroidered silk handkerchief in my hand came to her to capture her. When she reached out to take it, I took the handkerchief that seemed to be out of my hand and took it back in time. By the way, she also made a big grimace at her watching the dance, squeezing her eyes and sticking out her tongue.

Under her feigned dissatisfaction, I was alone, and in this elegant pavilion, I danced gracefully, skillfully waving my arms and legs and clapping my hands, dancing for Yufen, a lonely audience.

The more he danced, the more cheerful he became, the more excited he became, until he finally immersed himself in the square dance. At this moment, it was as if the whole world was the same as my water and sky.

I don't know when, in the last sentence of "always sing the most dazzling national style", I ended my solo dance performance. In this performance, I danced a cloaked and disheveled because it had been so long.

I still remember the last time I danced, it was at the closing ceremony of the annual "Peach Crispy and Sweet" banquet held by the Queen Mother, under the leadership of the Jade Emperor, our gods worked together as one to perfectly dance a heavenly square dance that I will never forget in my life.

The reason why it is unforgettable is because Tota Li Tianwang jumped too devotedly, and the movements were not very standard and standardized, so in a moment of excitement, he directly kicked me, who was standing in front of him, to Nantianmen.

Alas! It's all old things, so don't mention it!

"Oh my God!" Just when I had just come to my senses and took a breath from the passionate square dance and the memories of the past, I was suddenly dropped from the sky, and when I heard the exclamation of its desolate power, I was even more unkempt and looked like a ghost.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Aunt Yufen, you, are you alright? Looking at Yufen, who was stunned and trembling, my dragon heart was really flustered, and I wanted to sing a song "Nervous" to express my mood at this time.

She must have been intimidated by my performance, right? Could it be that my move is a bit abrupt?

"Long Yuan, after watching your dance, I understand a truth, that is, I have lived most of my life in vain. This dance is really a divine dance! ”

Thousand! Dare to ask the old girl Yufen, your way of expressing your excitement is too unique, right? It's really scared that the king is in a cold sweat, and he thinks what's wrong with you?

After Yufen expressed her manic, no, ecstatic mood with tears in her eyes, she took my hand without saying a word and rushed out of the pavilion.

In this way, I was tightly pulled away by her all the way, and the king was panting and inexplicable, and when I finally ran outside the Shoukang Palace, she stopped, and I was about to lie down.

When I saw Yufen breaking into the main hall, and I was like a sharp sister with my hair flying, I was so shocked that Xuanyuan Jin, who was reclining on the soft couch for a nap, instantly lost her face and didn't know why.

"Yufen, what's wrong with you? Why are you so panicked? Also, who is this crazy woman? Xuanyuan Jin's words with a trill, I rolled my eyes when I heard it.

What is a crazy woman? This king is obviously a goddess like the wind, okay? Besides, I'm not crazy for you, I'm really irritable.

"The Queen Mother should not panic, she is Long Yuan. Just now Long Yuan danced a divine dance for me, and after watching it, the slave maid felt that this dance was very good, and it was also very relieved for the symptoms of your waist discomfort. ”

After listening to Yufen's words, Xuanyuan Jin slowly spoke: "It turned out to be Long Yuan!" Frightened the mourners. By the way, Yufen just said that the dance you danced has relieved the waist discomfort of the mourning family, so you can dance again and let the mourning family see. As soon as Xuanyuan Jin's words came out, I almost collapsed.

Make no mistake! Dance again? This king is almost paralyzed from the flying dragon in the sky, tired of becoming a snake on the ground, but for the sake of my original dream, I will reluctantly dance again.

After singing and dancing the square dance again, Xuanyuan Jin looked at me who was even more crazy, and didn't make a sound or have any facial expressions for a long time.

What does such silence mean? Don't like it? Still is

"Good!" Just as I was thinking about what her silence meant, and at the same time I was so tired that I was crawling like a snake, Xuanyuan Jin shouted violently, and I was so frightened that I quickly returned to my dragon form.

I said that the expressions of these two masters and servants are so different? I was really tortured by them and was about to fight psychological warfare.

"The court music and dance that I watched were tired of the mourning family for a long time. I always thought that if I could see more novel and unique music and dance in my lifetime, I would definitely dance too. Long Yuan, I can't imagine that you fulfilled this dream for the mourning family. Okay, good! ”

When Xuanyuan Jin said this, he was already so excited that he was about to burst into tears.

Taking advantage of this once-in-a-millennium opportunity, I hurriedly struck my ideals while the iron was hot, and stated it to Xuanyuan Jin like this, hoping that the concubines and palace maids of the harem would participate in the square dance together under her leadership, so that everyone could enjoy the whole country.

For my great proposal, Xuanyuan Jin refused, no, agreed in one bite. In this way, under the decree of the Empress Dowager Wende Xuanyuan Jin, the "Harem Rouge Gouache Square Dance Team" was officially established and began training.

A week later, after the hard and serious training of the beauties, the first official performance finally began.

When I only heard the sound of silk and bamboo on the ordinary road, the aunt who led the dance, no, Xuanyuan Jin, quickly danced the palace feather fan in her hand, and led a group of concubines and palace maids to step on the adapted "most dazzling and powerful" energetic tune, and jumped up with high morale, this scene is simply magnificent!

Take a look, the concubines and palace maids who were all restrained and dignified in the past, at this moment, they are all as youthful as if they were beaten with chicken blood.

Their mouths sang collectively to the tune of "Da Li and the most dazzling", and their bodies swayed in unison with the tune of "Da Li and the most dazzling". They are using their own hearts and emotions to vent their long-held melancholy.

May I ask you, beauties, do you still need to be melancholy? No, you don't have to be melancholy anymore, just use this fiery dance to burn the broken melancholy while exercising your body.

"Yikes! Long Yuan, I didn't expect you to really get this 'harem rouge gouache square dance team'. Look at the chickens and dogs jumping, it's quite like that, it's not bad. Looking at the group of dancing harem beauties, Liang's envious eyes and wide open mouth clearly reminded me that she was about to move.

Just now, less than a minute after the music sounded, Liang ran all the way here with his skirt.

I know that like Liang, although she can't catch up with her singing and running out of tune, she still can't give up her restless heart of fanatical worship of literary and artistic activities, so she can't wait to jump in.

"Oops! Who said coldly to me, 'Toss with you', why did it become that you want to toss in just a few days? This attitude is too changeable! "I deliberately pretended to care about her words that day, and I was extremely dissatisfied.

After listening to my words, Liang just laughed "hey, hey, hey" twice, and then said, "Well, I know you won't be angry." Then he "swished" into the square dance team and jumped with the chickens and dogs.

Sample, do you know I'm not angry? It's not stupid, hehe!

The square dance activities are in full swing, and after a period of time, not only Xuanyuan Jin's waist has improved significantly, but the other beauties in the harem are also in a good mood and united!

In this way, it is naturally very good, very good!

On this day, after everyone finished the square dance, Ryo and I walked to our house together, laughing and laughing.

At this moment, he heard an extremely angry shout, and rebuked Liang Liang's figure: "Bold minion! Don't you have eyes? This princess dares to collide! ”

Daring? Princess Ben? Yo he, the proud daughter of the sky! Dragon King vs. Princess, what should be going on?