Chapter 81: Helping the Princess Cure Pimples
Hearing such a tasteful greeting, I couldn't help but stop and raise my head to carefully examine the person in front of me.
I saw this person standing in a secluded place with a white ribbon tied in his black hair, wearing a satin white shirt of the same color, and a piece of fine jade Ruyi around his waist, which complemented the white shirt.
This merry young man who looks like a white-shirted folding fan is actually a graceful girl with a graceful body, exhaling like an orchid, and being like a fake change.
However, at this time, her delicate facial features, which were originally peachy eyes and apricot cheeks, were burning with the fire of anger, so her face, which was already full of pimples, made God feel terrible when he looked at it.
Looking at such a look and such a look, this king doesn't need to guess, he can immediately and accurately say her name without hesitation.
She is the most rebellious and maverick member of this powerful royal family, the first emperor's adopted daughter Li Fan's cousin Fu Wang and daughter of Princess Xianrou Li Jiaojiao.
This girl is very delicate! She was not a princess but a county lord, but why did she become a princess again? There is a period of great tragedy and misfortune in between.
When she was still a delicate * when she was five years old, in that spring when the flowers were in full bloom, in the place where the peach blossoms were in full bloom, on that day, her father, King Li Cheng, took her mother, the princess, the loving and joyful husband and wife, to go on a spring trip together.
But yes, but, on that day, because the horses were drunk, no, the horsemen were drunk, so it caused a human tragedy that should not have happened.
The drunken groom who had drunk the night before, when he was not fully awake from the hangover on the second day, was drunk and dazed, and drove the luxurious carriage full of horsepower from the Fuwang Mansion directly off the mountain road and rushed down the cliff.
Such a drunk driving violation of the traffic law naturally caused extremely serious consequences for this spring outing.
The unblessed Fu King and Princess Fu, the husband and wife went to travel to the Netherworld at that time, and the culprit coachman also got his due end, and was thrown into a pile of meat and mud that was difficult to distinguish between male and female.
But overnight, Li Jiaojiao lost her flesh and blood parents.
Alas! What a poor boy!
Li Fan's father, Emperor Weidi, saw this niece, who was an only child, crying and crying all day long, very pitiful, and he also had few heirs under his knees, only two sons, so a holy decree came down, and he brought this little county lord into the palace to adopt him as an adopted daughter.
Since then, Li Jiaojiao has become a delicate princess. What a pity for this princess! did not become a delicate and gentle golden branch and jade leaf under the expectation of her adoptive father.
This girl's personality has been neither delicate nor delicate since she was a child, and as soon as the brothers saw her, they ran away like a mouse seeing a cat. And her biggest hobby is to dress up as a woman all day long.
I'm thinking! If Li Jiaojiao finds some martial arts cheats and practices a peerless kung fu similar to the Nine Yin True Scripture, she will definitely be chivalrous and will go to the end of the world.
"When Princess Ben asks you something, why don't you answer? Say! ”
Just when I was pondering, Li Jiaojiao shouted at Liang again.
Why is this? Noise pollution! People accidentally bumped into you, looked at your aggressive momentum, and the acne on your face that showed the vitality of the girl, and she was so shocked that she almost fell to the ground.
"What are you shouting? I don't have long eyes when I walk, so you don't have eyes when you walk. It's not good to be a little angry, and I'm shouting when I'm full of acne, it's really unqualified. ”
Alas! In fact, it doesn't matter if people are stupid, as long as they have eyes.
Can you light this girl? is stupid and blind, and is still so arrogant on other people's turf, and even more so is the princess in front of her, the most taboo thing is that some people talk about the acne on her face.
The bright woman is biased and wants to go the other way, which pot is not opened. Mention it, mention it! Look at how people fix you.
Sure enough, Li Jiaojiao was immediately furious when she heard this, and ordered the two strong palace maids beside her to each pair of slaps and mouths fifty.
Her Royal Highness the princess gave an order, and the two palace maids immediately said "yes", and then the fierce gods came out of the ranks.
I saw these two female men who looked like Zhong Kui, one of them grabbed Liang's hands behind his back, and the other aimed at Liang's mouth like a mosquito that had sucked her own blood, and raised her barrel-thick arms with hatred.
WORD MOM, LONG FEIFEI, SUCH A THICK AND UNFATHOMABLE ARM ONLY NEEDS A HARD SLAP, AND THE BRIGHT MOUTH WILL IMMEDIATELY SWELL LIKE A SAUSAGE.
Li Jiaojiao also ordered them to give fifty strokes to Liang Zhang's mouth, I estimate that when the fifty strokes are not separated, not only will Liang's under-pumped mouth be finished, but even people will have their mouths, I am afraid that they will die together.
No, no, no!
Seeing that a certain palace maid's palm was as powerful as a cow, and Liang's lips that were already trembling with fright, they were about to make intimate contact, but they suddenly stopped in mid-air and did not move.
So why did she stop time? It was because at this critical juncture, I rushed over and hugged the big thick arm with my whole body.
"I said Her Royal Highness! Let's talk about something well, and talk about it slowly! Hitting people with hands will not solve the fundamental problem. I tugged at the stout arm as I tried to smooth my eyebrows and squeeze out a smile that looked as normal as possible.
"You, who are you? What are you doing like that? Isn't Mo juggling? Seeing me hanging my whole body on the arm of a palace maid like a swing, and swinging around like a monkey climbing a tree, Li Jiaojiao asked in confusion and horror.
"What, I said Li Jiaojiao, no, Princess Li, can you let your people put their arms down first, and then we have something to say." It dangled like this, and I was so dizzy that I couldn't talk freely. ”
Xu is Li Jiaojiao also wants to talk to me very happily! Anyway, as soon as my words fell, she only pulled the corners of her mouth at a certain palace maid who was hanging from me, and that person's arm was quickly withdrawn, and I must have fallen smoothly at the same time.
Oops, I'll go! I'm not juggling, I'm performance art trying to talk to you. However, this performance art is a bit difficult, and the king who did it was sore limbs and dizzy.
Also, are the members of this powerful royal family all infecting each other? How can one express their inner doubts more than the other, it is really bad at words.
Due to the intensity of the free fall, my body swayed back and forth when I got up from the ground.
"You haven't answered Princess Ben's question yet! Who are you? What is your name? What good things do you want to say to Princess Ben? "I've just gained a foothold, and I haven't completely eased up, Li Jiaojiao is already staring at me impatiently, and she asks questions repeatedly.
Rubbing the temples on either side of his head, he looked at her and replied, "Oh! I am the sprinkler of the Imperial Garden of the Great Palace, my name is Long Yuan, and I 、、、、、、"
"Oh my God! You are Long Yuan, it turns out that you are Long Yuan, you are the strange woman who was abolished as a concubine and made the entire harem miserable, and let the queen mother lead the imperial sisters-in-law, the demons dance all day long? ”
I just said my name and occupation, and was about to further my life with Li Jiaojiao, but I was obviously praised by the tone in her mouth, but when I heard it in my ears, it was like scolding God's words, I was really shocked and overwhelmed!
Qianna, listen to it, what is she talking about? It's so shocking, God is speechless! Is there such a Truth or Dare Goddess? It's a rare wonder!
Just when I was deeply concerned about her words, Li Jiaojiao, who was already enthusiastically sticking to me, spoke again without being shocked.
"Long Yuan, do you know that since I heard everything about you, I really admire you! I've sent people around to find your whereabouts, and I'm just going to look for you in the Imperial Garden. I never thought I'd see your true face here. ”
What does it mean to find your whereabouts? What is true face? The king is neither dead nor transformed into a dragon, which really irritates the gods.
Although she changed her name from Princess Ben to me, if I heard her talk like this again, I guess my face would be covered with acne.
I was secretly hurting myself and thinking what kind of proper reason should I find to make her hurry up and let go of the stupid girl who was still being held firmly by another strong palace maid at the moment, so that the blood circulation was not smooth, causing serious swelling of the upper limbs, Li Jiaojiao persistently spoke for the third time.
"Long Yuan, I know that you are a sinister and cunning ghost with a lot of ideas, so I want you to help me see, what to do with these things on my face?" Alas! Why do I always feel so tight when I listen to her? But fortunately, this time, she finally expressed what she was thinking, let's go!
"Oh! I see what you mean. You want me to give you advice on how to get rid of the acne on your face. This is easy to do, so what, can you let her go first? After speaking, I pointed to the one next to Li Jiaojiao, and the bound hands and arms looked more and more swollen.
Li Jiaojiao was already impatient at this time, and wanted me to immediately prescribe a prescription for her immediately. So she didn't look at it, but looked at me hurriedly and said one word: "Put!" ”
I'll go! What do you put in me? The horror of this woman's speech is really better than Liang's speech! But fortunately, Liang finally got rid of the poisonous hands of a palace maid, so the king was relieved.
In order to avoid the secondary damage that Liang is likely to cause because of improper speaking, I hurriedly made up a lie and said to Liang: "Liang, Aunt Fury seemed to say that she was going to give out a bonus today?" The silver taels are still considerable, you hurry up and ......"
Before he finished speaking, Liang had disappeared without a trace, leaving only a dusty road.
"Okay, okay, I'll let her go, you can look at my face right away!" Li Jiaojiao's tone of voice, which could no longer wait, shifted my attention directly to her face.
Her Royal Highness, a princess who was speechless, it was common for her to have such skin problems on her face.
Boys and girls who are in the period of puberty, because of the excessive sebum secretion and the blockage of hair follicles, will naturally grow these very shameless acne.
In fact, Li Jiaojiao's skin is very good, not the kind of oily face that can stir-fry vegetables, she belongs to the fair and transparent moisturizing skin.
It's just that because she has frequently attended palace banquets recently, the food is too delicious and greasy, and the weather is hot and easy to get angry, so a few small pimples popped up on her face.
And she cares too much about her face, and always wants to cover up these pimples with heavy makeup.
The result of such a counterproductive method is that the pimples on her face are not only more and more blocked, but also more and more, showing a thriving color.
In view of the above, I told her two solutions: "One is to eat as light as possible and eat less spicy and greasy, and you can drink mung bean soup with cucumber slices if you have nothing to do; The second is to prohibit heavy makeup, absolutely no makeup, keep pores unobstructed, and ensure eight glasses of water a day to promote metabolism. ”
In this way, Li Jiaojiao strictly followed the prescription I prescribed, and there was no sloppiness.
Half a month later, when the fresh meat princess, no, the delicate princess Li Jiaojiao, appeared in front of me again, her face was smooth and white like a shelled egg.
"Long Yuan, thank you, your recipe really works. Do you see that my face has regained its beauty again? Yes! My peerless face is back in shape, how can this be good? I'm going to hurt the hearts of men who are so obsessed with me again. ”
Thousand! Why did she still speak like this, so that God couldn't stand it? That's too narcissistic, isn't it?
Seeing the fluttering figure of Li Jiaojiao like a butterfly, I also packed up and prepared to get off work.
At this moment, I was startled by a shout behind me......