Chapter 283: A Guide to Preventing Baldness
Although it seems that after the "assistant coach" incident, the sea is not alarmed, but soon, the news of Wenger's contract renewal was announced by Arsenal, which made Quaresma think a lot.
It's very brain-burning!
However, he doesn't need to understand this, and he doesn't need to be responsible for anyone else anyway, as long as he and his teammates try to achieve as good results as possible under Wenger's leadership.
He doesn't want to care about anything else!
Of course, it can't be managed!
The "assistant coach" incident was excavated by the media to find out some details, and for a while, this very interesting term amused many people in England.
People with normal IQ and normal logical thinking ability can probably see the nonsense of this thing, but Arsenal still wants to try to engage in so-called formula football, which is simply funny with life!
"If beautiful football and formula football can be fused together, then how strong Arsenal is, it is a perfect match!"
"Juventus, Arsenal is about to use formula football against you, so I ask you if you are afraid!"
"Is this the rhythm of the scientific community's brazen invasion of football?"
"Who said formula football can't work! Formulas can be applied to every detail of life, and this morning I used the formula to poop, and it feels much smoother than usual......"
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The ridicule of the fans made Arsenal a little overwhelmed, and in the end they could only open their eyes to clarify that the so-called professor was just a liar, and Arsenal did not hire him, and he sneaked into the training base to forge an identity.
As for whether anyone believes it, I don't know!
However, what is more interesting is that in the back, it refers to a certain national football association to investigate, and the leading officials have an engineering background, and when they hear the high-tech theory of "formula football", they are instantly overjoyed and want to introduce formula football on the spot.
As a result, Tristan became a guest of honor in that country, was brought back by the Football Association, and lived a good life for a few years.
However, although Tristan's formula football did not succeed in that country, this theoretical model was learned by others and extended beyond the industry, creating many so-called "formula projects".
Among them, the most famous is probably the formula cross talk......
Of course, this has nothing to do with Quaresma, and now, he and his teammates are working hard to prepare for Juventus, and if they want to play Milan and Barcelona, they must pass Juventus first, otherwise, everything can only be dreamed.
How strong are Juventus?
Very strong!
Although a lot has happened at the end of this season, it was later recognized that Juventus this season is the strongest Juventus in the squad, otherwise how could they be 15 points ahead of Inter Milan to win the championship?
The consistency of the Old Lady is comparable to that of Jose Mourinho's Chelsea, who have only lost one game all season.
However, Juventus are not without their weaknesses.
Although the league has maintained continuous stability, there are no ups and downs, no tension, that is, maybe they will not be in a slump, but they will not suddenly burst into form, no matter what opponent they play, they will always be consistent.
Well, isn't that the life of an old lady, and it is fitting to call them old women.
It's also interesting to touch the strongest Juventus!
If Arsenal really wins the Champions League trophy this season, then, after Real Madrid, Juventus, Milan, and Barcelona, the championship trophy has the highest gold content, and I am afraid it will be unique.
These four giants have the number of Champions League titles, accounting for almost half of the total!
Either way, Juventus must be eliminated first, and Quaresma is ready.
What is his preparation?
That is, don't be "touched and killed" by Buffon, as long as you ensure the purity of your head, no one in Juventus can stop you.
Every time he scores an incomparably wonderful goal, his hair will be ravaged by his teammates, so that now he has a tendency to develop like Zidane, if he is troubled by Buffon again, not to mention the effect of touching his head and killing him, he can't stand his scalp alone!
This is not the world of comics, but there is no saying that "as long as you become bald, you will become stronger", what is wrong with a handsome hair, why do you have to make me bald?
This is that his current status has not reached the level of a gangster, whether it is a big man like Henry or Campbell, he can touch his hair casually, and then when others see this, they will follow suit, after all, the law is not responsible.
As long as you become a big man, it will be difficult for your teammates to touch your hair casually, and when the time comes, your hair will be saved.
So, regardless of other reasons, just for this reason, Quaresma decided that the next time he transferred, he must go to a team that does not have a big guy on his head, and he is a big guy if he goes, and he can only touch other people's hair, and no one else can touch himself.
Of course, back in this game, it must be right to be careful of Buffon's head touch.
Although there is no proof that touching the head to kill does have a curse effect, there is no scientific basis for this, but you can't deny that after basically touching the head and killing, there is no more goal, which is also supported by big data.
Whether it's to avoid evil or to avoid becoming bald, in a word, cherish your hair and stay away from Buffon.
I can't help but pick up the leak in front of the door, anyway, it's not the combat area I'm best at, just put cold arrows outside.
Gianluigi Buffon is naturally the most feared patron saint in front of Juve, but before you can face the patronus, the first thing you have to face is the patron saint's believers - Juve's backline.
The combination of the world's top centre-backs Cannavaro and Thuram is enough to ensure that Juve's goal will not suffer a head-on impact, and if the current centre-back partners in football are ranked, then they will definitely be in the top three, and not necessarily third!
The left wing-back is Zambrotta, and after Carlos, he is almost the best left gate in the world, with excellent attack and defence, and terrifying precision in crossing.
Although Zebina on the right side is not a top wingback, his panacea attribute is very popular under Capello, especially after Zambrotta's assist on the left side, the Juventus defense moved to the left, and Zebina is more like a central defender.
To a large extent, if Arsenal want to beat Juventus, they will have to beat this line of defense first.
Quaresma is very confident in this.
Quaresma knows that Zebina is actually the only weakness in the Juventus backline, as long as he plays, Quaresma seizes this point and rushes violently, and it is entirely possible to blow him up.
Even if Capello doesn't let Zebina go and replaces him with Grigra, it doesn't make a difference, their strength can't reach the top, in front of Quaresma, it's just a dish!