Quaresma felt that he had seen the truth of the matter.

Is this an internal struggle for Arsenal?

So, in order to avoid suspicion, do you want to stay away from this new assistant coach?

It's just that Quaresma may be thinking a little too much.

The new assistant coach is called Tristan, and on his first day at Arsenal, he brought his new football theory to the players - formula football!

"Football can have formulas!"

"This is a rigorous theory, through the establishment of mathematical models to analyze our tactical system, vector and discrete, extract the core data from the huge data, find out the rules, and then make the right tactical choices, which can increase our winning rate by 50% on the original basis."

"For example, in the game just against Liverpool, 3 minutes and 45 seconds into the first half, Quaresma broke through on the left and scored a goal, and before that, Arsenal made a 50-second continuous pass in the midfield, and this 50-second pass is a must, it must be a 50-second continuous pass, otherwise the opponent's defense cannot be mobilized, and at the same time, Quaresma's breakthrough cannot be more than 10 seconds later!"

"In the next attack, we can still use a similar mathematical model to simulate Liverpool's defensive holes and our attacking routines, which will greatly improve our attacking efficiency and thus improve the probability of scoring!"

"Analyzing every attack and defense, substituting it into the summary formula, you can further clarify when we need to attack, in what direction, we can also make judgments on the opponent's defense, and with a rigorous theoretical basis, football will become easier!"

......

The Arsenal players below are listening to a book and don't know what the new assistant coach is talking about.

Quaresma has been scorched by Lei, he could never have imagined that the new assistant coach would be such a ghost!

Formula Football?

Formulas are starting to invade the world?

Isn't that a bit early?

It seems to be quite profound, it seems to be quite lofty, even if Tristan only tells the slightest bit of his theory, but Quaresma doesn't have to think about it to know that this is a at all.

Play according to the so-called formula, refine the time, make the stadium coordinates, and then strictly apply the mathematical model -

1 minute 45 seconds, coordinates (45, 27), breakthrough;

2 minutes 54 seconds, coordinates (77.21), defense;

7 minutes 17 seconds, coordinates (88, 98), foul;

9 min 54 sec, coordinates (11.11), free kick;

17 minutes 17 seconds, coordinates (50, 50), ball conceded;

......

This is a code dog programming!

At this point in time, the formula asks you to defend, and as a result, you don't even have a ghost in front of you;

At the next point in time, the formula allows you to break through in this position, and you have an opponent in front of you who is a defender;

At the next point in time, the formula lets you shoot from this position, and then you shoot the referee in front of you with a headshot;

......

So may I ask, do I have to put a formula into how I celebrate a goal, how I celebrate a victory, and even how I interact with the fans, so that I can be more rigorous?

Quaresma didn't know what to say anymore, but he knew that this assistant coach named Tristan might only last a day in his coaching career, and then he would be kicked out!

I couldn't help but look at Wenger, Quaresma clearly saw a sarcastic expression on Wenger's face, which was very interesting.

God knows which executive made such a tease to become an assistant coach, if it wasn't for the power struggle, then he must have been fooled!

Speaking of which, this thing is really bluffing.

Looking at the current performance of the players, they all seem to be quite interested, which makes Quaresma speechless for a while.

Arsene Wenger didn't bother to stop either, and after a nutritious lunch, the players gathered in the multimedia room at Tristan's request to learn formula football.

"First of all, let's remember a basic formula, from which all formulas will be deduced in the future!"

"A represents the vectorized value of the position coordinates, t represents the transfer time, S represents the number of transfers, and α represents the time coefficient ......"

Tristan talks about it as if he were teaching students at a university, but he is quite a teacher.

But the point is, this thing is simply a torture for this group of animals with a brain capacity of almost equal to zero.

What the hell is this βμ?

If you want them to memorize the formula, you might as well kill them!

Then, the players rioted!

Quaresma was also in the ranks of the riots, and he was the one who was most angry.

It's not because I was insulted by this so-called formula football, after all, I was an engineering student in my previous life, and I still studied high mathematics.

What made him really want to scold his mother was that the system came to prompt him.

"System Prompt: Because of learning messy tactical theories, teamwork ability -0.02"

Quaresma is like a beeping dog, it's no wonder if he doesn't get angry!

Is it easy for me to work hard to increase a little stat now?

After such a while, the attribute that rose in my two training sessions fell back, and it was more serious than the real man ml.

"your formula football!"

Under the leadership of Quaresma, the players threw Tristan out of the training base, and as for what punishment came next, he didn't care!

The embarrassed Tristan struggled to get up and shouted at the inside, "You can insult me, but you can't insult my formula football!" ”

Then, with a clenched fist, Tristan struck a spirit, scaring him away.

Arsene Wenger didn't even bother to stop him, and then took the players straight into the afternoon training session as if nothing had happened, which in his opinion might not even be a vignette.

After experiencing a lot, you can see through everything!

In the afternoon practice, the players were still talking about formula football, and although they didn't understand it, it was quite new.

"Ricardo, we don't want to learn formulas, but why are you losing your temper so much?" Flamini asked Quaresma with a smile.

Quaresma had a dark face and didn't want to speak, and the 0.02 team cooperation he had just lost still made him sullen.

In fact, that's the case, it's Tristan's, and they don't know if they really threw Tristan out of the training base, but Quaresma was completely angry because of the loss of attributes, and under his leadership, the players would be so presumptuous.

However, Quaresma naturally couldn't tell his teammates why, so he could only smile ugly.

It's also interesting to say that Quaresma and the players threw the assistant coach out of the training base and the behavior was almost like a rebellion, but a few days after the fact, the club actually acted like nothing happened, there was no investigation, no treatment, and it was completely over.

God knows how much intrigue there was, how much compromise and exchange of interests there was, and anyway, Quaresma and a few cattle had nothing to do.