"Heavenly Dao, what is Heavenly Dao?"

"The way of heaven is the heaven and earth after hundreds of millions of years of development and evolution, born of the will, since the advent of human beings, he looked down on the whole world, seen the thousands of years of human history, high up he can't help but have questions, history in the eyes of human beings on behalf of the past, has become a fact of the word, if he makes a slight change, then what will happen to human beings? And that's how he ........"

"Stop !!"

A young man wearing white half-sleeved sleeves and a delicate appearance stretched out his hand to interrupt the words of the dirty and non-trash old man in front of him, and said helplessly: "I said this uncle, don't you think that you are a stall selling pirated phones, and it is a bit unrealistic to discuss the way of heaven with me?" ”

The old man rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe, the young man has the eyesight to see, and he can see at a glance that I am a pirated copy, but you keep quiet, don't let others hear......."

The young man glanced at the pirated phone on the stall and said, "Uncle..... Your Apple Six still has the Nokia logo printed on it, I don't think you will buy it as long as you are not blind, and it also says Dual SIM Dual Standby......"

This person's name is Huang Xiaowei, an unemployed young man, who has been at home for a month, he feels bored today, so he sneaked to the most famous second-hand market in the city to see if he can exchange for something good, but Huang Xiaowei just walked in.

An old man with a cheap smile on his face, dressed like a refugee who had just returned from Africa, grabbed his hand suddenly, and did not let go of his death, which gave Huang Xiaowei a response..... The main thing is that the old man's hands are oiled up, and there is a swishing smell on his body, as if he has just been dug out of the garbage heap......

The moment he was caught by the old man, Huang Xiaowei panicked, thinking that he had met an old pervert, and immediately shouted: "Help, there is an old pervert who robbed a straight man...... Before Huang Xiaowei finished speaking, he felt a big coaxing hand covering his mouth, I'll go, this old man was picking his cheeks just now, right?

Fortunately, the old man soon explained his intention to Huang Xiaowei, saying that it would be good to listen to him tell a story, because the old man had already seen Huang Xiaowei take out his mobile phone and press 110.....

In this way, Huang Xiaowei came to the old man's stall with a reluctant face, and listened to his description of the way of heaven, although he was interrupted, the old man didn't mind, and threw Huang Xiaowei a two pieces of five red plums with a smile, Huang Xiaowei looked at the cigarette in front of him that was as dirty as others and hesitated for a long time, and finally took out the Changbai Mountain in his butt pocket, so the two of them had a cigarette and chatted happily.

The old man stuck the cigarette ash, and said with a melancholy little prince's style: "Alas, the way of heaven has been high for tens of thousands of years, and he has even given birth to a playful heart, wanting to change some traces in some past history, and wanting to see what changes will happen to the future of mankind, don't he know that changing history at will will lead to very serious consequences." ”

Huang Xiaowei smoked a cigarette and asked with a funny face: "What will happen, anyway, Brother Tiandao is so old, and he still maintains a child's heart?" ”

The old man said with a very solemn expression: "There will be many, many terrible consequences, for example, if Zhuge Liang died one day earlier, it indirectly led to the increase of the time of the destruction of Shu Han by three months, which also accelerated the advent of the unification of the Three Kingdoms. ”

"Because of the butterfly effect, Newton, who was far away on the other side of the ocean, was hit by an apple a day earlier, and proposed the law of gravitation earlier, and Einstein also invented the atomic bomb earlier, and the Second World War forced the bar to improve again."

"Stop, stop!"

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt the old man's words, good guy, this old man used to be a pyramid scheme, and the speed of speech is called a fast, "Uncle, you just say what will lead to the final result." ”

The old man said very lightly, "Humanity is perishing." ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled indifferently: "Heh, this consequence is really serious, okay uncle, although I'm idle, but I don't have time to listen to your calves, let's go, bye." ”

"Hey, boy, are you really leaving?"

"Nonsense, if you don't leave, Lao Tzu will stay here and listen to your blind comparison?"

The old man's eyes flickered, and he immediately said with a smile: "Okay, it's fate that the two of us met today, so let's give you the old friend who has been with me for many years." ”

As the old man spoke, he pushed a bicycle with a floating rim from not far away, looked at Huang Xiaowei and said, "You will be his master in the future, by the way, I will give you a secret book here." ”

Huang Xiaowei took the book and read it, good guy "On Crossing".

Huang Xiaowei took the cheats and said speechlessly: "I said uncle, are you old man in a panic, and make fun of me when you're done?" Tell me what kind of cheats you took a broken book of Huang Bulaji and told me? ”

The old man said leisurely: "It's faded, it used to be blue." ”

Huang Xiaowei sighed, "Say, how much are you going to sell me these two things." ”

The old man didn't say a word and began to clean up the stall, Huang Xiaowei was blinded by his action, and only listened to the old man say: "I said that it was given to you, I absolutely don't want money, okay, let's meet again." ”

"Hey, you old man are human, let me throw you garbage for free!"

The old man held a bag of marijuana in his hand, slowly put all the pirated phones into it, and then strode away, without looking back, and said unusually chicly: "The young man Siye believes that you will come to me soon, by the way, I live in Lijia Hutong in Dongcheng, and when I get there, just ask someone about Li Siye, remember not to say that you know me, just say that you are here to ask for an account." ”

Looking at the old man's back, Huang Xiaowei was alone in the wind for a long time, this character has to be many times!

He turned his head again and looked at the bicycle next to him and the "On Crossing" in his hand, smiled, pushed the bicycle and walked home, Uncle Liu, who was collecting tatters next door, should be quite interested in it.

Huang Xiaowei pushed the bicycle and whistled, and walked on the way home, in fact, except for the rim of the car, the others were not bad, so he rode it very cheaply.

Hey, don't really say it, it's just a little bumpy on the ride.

While riding a broken bicycle that he got for free, Huang Xiaowei secretly thought in his heart: "I actually got a broken bicycle without spending a dime today, I really earned it." ”

Huang Xiaowei graduated from a third-rate university, is a history student, just graduated for a month, at present, how to say, in response to the old saying, after graduation, you will be unemployed.

His parents didn't say disappointed that he looked like this, and when Huang Xiaowei failed the interview in the first week and went home with his tail between his legs, the old couple put on a look like this.

Because they don't have to worry about Huang Xiaowei's future work at all, when Huang Xiaowei and his family moved, they were assigned a front room, and the old couple opened another restaurant, and the business was not bad, with an income of three or four hundred thousand yuan every year.

In their plan, Huang Xiaowei went to college to mess around, nonsense, what the can a third-rate university history department do?

In the future, he just needs to honestly continue to open a restaurant.

But Huang Xiaowei felt inexplicable grief and indignation, can you imagine that a person who deals with history and literature every day can only be in the company of a big pot in the future.

And the most terrifying thing is that the old couple didn't force him to find a job, but forced him to .....

Tie the knot!

So Huang Xiaowei has been idle for the past two days and has nothing to on a blind date, and now Huang Xiaowei walked to the local second-hand market because he escaped the blind date, as for why did he run?

Speaking of which, I have to say a sentence about Huang Xiaowei's mother's aesthetics, because in Huang Xiaowei's fucking eyes, she is a good daughter-in-law who can live, and women who can live are generally ...... It's ugly.

In the past few days, Huang Xiaowei has basically seen countless dinosaur girls, and at this moment he knows what it means to be the ugliest, only uglier.

He would involuntarily wake up when he dreamed at night, and sat on the bed alone and thought sadly: "Mom, Dad, don't you want to be so ruthless, I remember that I should be my own, when I was in elementary school, I was beaten by you just by holding a hand with a female classmate, and as a result, I can't help but be nervous when I see a beautiful woman now." ”

"As a result of my more than ten years of student career, I didn't do anything serious, I studied as much as I could, although I didn't read well, but you forced me to get married as soon as I graduated, is there any reason for this?"

The more Huang Xiaowei thought about it, the more sad he became, alas, don't say it, a handful of snot and tears.

Riding and riding, Huang Xiaowei suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did he ride for almost half an hour and not get home yet?

Huang Xiaowei looked around suspiciously, and was immediately dumbfounded, "Why did I ride to the suburbs, why is it so desolate?" ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at the bare hill next to him on his bicycle, thinking that this is not right, I have been to the suburbs, and it is completely different from here, so how is this similar to the loess slope in Shaanxi?

"Huh? There is still cooking smoke in the distance, go and take a look. ”

Huang Xiaowei's curiosity exploded, and as he rode his bicycle past the small village with little smoke, he saw a farmer in ancient costume walking towards him with a hoe.

Huang Xiaowei was dumbfounded again, but he was busy looking at the scene, and he didn't see a few gravel on the ground, so he flew out of the bicycle with a "boom" and fell upside down.

"Hey, it hurts Lao Tzu," Huang Xiaowei said as he sat on the ground and grinned.

The farmer with the hoe walked in front of him, looked at Huang Xiaowei with some curiosity and fear, and asked, "Are you?" ”

Huang Xiaowei rubbed his red arm and was embarrassed: "Big brother, I'm sorry, this is your set, right, I'll leave in a while." ”

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly got up from the ground and walked towards the bicycle not far away, saying strangely as he walked: "I haven't heard that a crew has come to us to film recently, it's a strange thing." ”

Wait, he suddenly thought of something, and was stunned, Huang Xiaowei looked at the desolate and uninhabited surroundings again, there is not even a ghost shadow around here, filming a fart show, wouldn't it be .....

Huang Xiaowei subconsciously set his eyes on the book "On Crossing" in the basket, and then couldn't help laughing at himself, how is it possible to ride a broken bicycle with a drifting rim to cross?

Don't be funny, you don't write novels with such neatness.

Huang Xiaowei came to the farmer's side with a cheap look and said: "Big brother, which crew are you from, the whole is quite high-end, is it a candid shooting, don't say that this wig is not bad, it looks like the real thing." ”

The farmer asked in surprise, "What are you talking about, little brother?" ”

"Big brother, are you very dedicated, by the way, I see why this place is so eye-catching, it doesn't look like it's near the suburbs of my home?"

"This is Xianyang."

"Hehe, Huang Xiaowei immediately laughed when he heard this unfamiliar and familiar word, this group of actors is too dedicated, and they still refuse to tell the truth, I guess they are practicing with me, is this a whole show, well, it is possible, but .....

I don't know why, looking at the farmer's simple eyes, Huang Xiaowei suddenly couldn't laugh, Xianyang? It won't really be that Xianyang, don't make trouble, how can it be!

Otherwise, give it a try, anyway, it doesn't hurt you, in order to confirm your conjecture, the next moment Huang Xiaowei slashed towards the farmer's hair.

A second later, two screams resounded across the sky at the same time, one for the farmer and the other for the other......

"Xi Ba, it's real hair, Lao Tzu really has to ride a broken bicycle to cross."

------------------- dividing line ------523513436, this is Xiaoweijian's fan base, there are only three people at present, I hope everyone can come and play with Xiaowei more when they are idle.