The farmer angrily touched his hair and yelled at Huang Xiaowei: "In your later life, why are you pulling my hair for no reason?" ”

After Huang Xiaowei glanced at the long and oily hair in his hand, he sat on the ground with his buttocks, looked at the sky and wanted to cry without tears: "Ancestor, I didn't know that Wei Mao would pull your hair, so you shouldn't have seen me." ”

The farmer asked strangely, "How can you call me ancestor in this later life, isn't this a mess of etiquette?" ”

As soon as Huang Xiaowei heard the farmer speak, he was even more sure that he had come to ancient times, because modern people only have two reactions when they hear someone call their ancestors.

One is, "Uh-huh, that's right, I'm your ancestor, come and come, my ancestor has been short of money to spend recently, so hand over the money in his pocket." ”

The other is, "Hey, boy, you curse Lao Tzu to death, don't you, don't talk nonsense, hand over the money in your pocket, I won't hear it." ”

But now, what etiquette did this farmer brother discuss with him? Hehehehe......

Huang Xiaowei looked at the farmer and said sadly: "You are humble, now you can find a pig here who is thousands of years older than me, and call your eldest brother to take advantage of me, by the way, the eldest brother asks you something, who is the emperor now?" ”

The farmer listened to Huang Xiaowei's previous words in confusion, and when he heard the last sentence who would be the emperor, the farmer couldn't help frowning and asked, "Yellow Emperor?" Didn't the Yellow Emperor die a long time ago? ”

"Huh? The emperor is dead, is it really tragic...... What a fart!! Is there Lao Tzu miserable, Lao Tzu has crossed. ”

At this time, Huang Xiaowei suddenly paused, wait a minute, this place is called Xianyang, and the emperor is still dead, so there are only two possibilities.

One is now the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period before Qin Shi Huang.

One is that Qin Shi Huang has just died, but he personally thinks that the former is more likely, because judging from the farmer's tone, Huang Xiaowei may not know what the emperor is at all, and what the two of them are talking about is not the same thing at all.

Huang Xiaowei raised his head and said, "By the way, big brother, who is the leader in Xianyang City now?" ”

The farmer looked confused......

Huang Xiaowei waved his hand and said: "That, I'm sorry, you may not understand, I mean, who is in charge of things in Xianyang City now?" ”

"Lu Guoxiang!!"

"Ao Aoao, Lu Buwei, write the Spring and Autumn Season," Huang Xiaowei then asked, "Big brother, is there a river near here?" ”

The farmer was a little dumbfounded by his leapfrog thinking, and pointed to the west in a daze, saying, "Two miles to the west, there is a small river. ”

"Thank you, big brother," Huang Xiaowei pushed his bicycle and walked towards the west.

The farmer looked at his figure and asked strangely, "Housheng, where are you going?" ”

Huang Xiaowei said lightly: "Jump into the river, maybe you can go home......."

As soon as the farmer heard this, he immediately put down the hoe in his hand, chased after Huang Xiaowei, and danced with his hands: "In the future life, it's easy to say anything, but you don't dare to look for death and life." ”

Huang Xiaowei said dumbfoundedly: "That, big brother, you misunderstood, I'll go home." ”

The farmer said with a serious face: "No, Housheng, I mean that if you lie in that river, your back won't be wet." ”

Huang Xiaowei collapsed and said: "Big brother, you are looking forward to my death!" ”

The farmer touched his head embarrassedly when he heard this, and said honestly: "I don't mean that in the next life, if you really have nowhere to go, come home with me first." ”

"Well, that big brother, you will wait for a while," Huang Xiaowei suddenly remembered the secret book that the old man had left him before, and he opened the book with hope, trying to find a way home from it.

But as soon as he opened the first page, Huang Xiaowei couldn't help but want to scold his mother, because it said.....

Hey, hey, hey, if you come, you will be safe.

"Your uncle, does Lao Tzu owe you money, fix me like this!" Huang Xiaowei raised his middle finger vigorously at the cheats.

The farmer on the side looked at his actions, and felt more and more that something was wrong, thinking that this later life was dressed so strangely, and his words and deeds were still very strange, could it be that he had some kind of madness?

However, Huang Xiaowei is no one, the thickness of his face has always been daunting, and he doesn't care about the farmer's alternative eyes at all.

I saw that he opened the second page without giving up, which read, "Kneel down and sing conquest, and the fourth master will tell you the way to go home, by the way, don't read the third page!" ”

Huang Xiaowei snorted coldly, if you don't let me read it, I won't read it, Lao Tzu looked at it, when he opened the third page.

"I know that you kid must turn over, hehe, slap yourself five hundred mouths, say that the fourth master I was wrong, just ......."

Huang Xiaowei is a little used to it.

Page 5 - "Hehe, I didn't expect it, it's still a message from the fourth master." ”

Page 6 – "Call Daddy." ”

Page 7 – "Called the Ancestors." ”

Page 8 - "What to do this time, let me think about it first......."

Page 9 – "I've got it in my mind, I'm going to start over the first eight pages all over again!" ”

"I'm here for your second uncle, you play with Lao Tzu, right?"

Huang Xiaowei was completely mad by Li Siye's message, so he broke out, slammed the cheats on the ground, stomped his feet hard and scolded: "Your grandfather's, Li Laosi, you just burn high incense, if Lao Tzu crosses back one day, you have to pick your skin, you bastard!" ”

Huang Xiaowei suddenly stopped, clapped his hands vigorously and said: "By the way, since Lao Tzu has come to ancient times, then I have to do a great job, I want to unify the whole of China, no, I want to unify the whole world!" ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at the farmer standing aside, looked up and down for a long time, and said: "Well, it's quite strong, according to the plot of the novel, this should be my first soldier." ”

It seems that I need to put on a posture of a lord, let him join me with peace of mind, fight the world with me, and build a harem first, and casually come to her 30,000 people hahahahaha. ”

"Ahem," Huang Xiaowei laughed for a long time, quickly stopped, and secretly thought in his heart, Huang Xiaowei, you have to be calm, as a protagonist, it is better to be pragmatic, and implement the first step plan.

In this way, Huang Xiaowei bared his teeth, his eyes emitted a scorching light, and he looked at the farmer who had been frightened by him.

The farmer originally suspected that Huang Xiaowei was not a normal person, and just saw him talking to himself in a book, he was a little suspicious in his heart, and finally saw where Huang Xiaowei was angry and scolded at the book, saying some words that he didn't understand.

And the terrifying thing is that after a while, he actually smirked again, and the smile was so evil.

The most terrifying thing is the smile that Huang Xiaowei showed at him, this smile completely became the last straw that overwhelmed the farmer, and he couldn't care about anything else, he screamed wow, and ran away with a roll, for fear of being infected by Huang Xiaowei.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the farmer's figure fleeing in the wilderness, and didn't know what was happening, and shouted at the farmer's back: "Big brother, don't run, if you help me win the world, I will make you the commander-in-chief of the army, navy and air force in the future!" ”

The farmer's figure disappeared completely.......

Huang Xiaowei sighed, sat on the ground, lit a cigarette and said gloomily: "Nima, this is different from what was said, what can I do now?" ”

At this time, Huang Xiaowei's eyes casually looked at the pages scattered in the book that had been trampled on by him, it didn't matter, Huang Xiaowei seemed to see a beautiful woman, and immediately pounced.

He read the words on the paper three times, and after reading it, he sat down on the ground again, but this time a big stone in his heart was finally put down, because he suddenly saw a few big words written on the paper.......

------------------------- a few big characters, a new book asking for support, stamps, flowers, red envelopes, and this ....... Book review 523513436, this is Xiao Weijian's fan base, there are only three people at present, I hope everyone can come and play with Xiao Wei more when they are idle.