"Carry the flag and carry the flag, you know how to carry the flag! That's not right! Didn't you lose? Why did you lose and still lie on the ground to command me as a champion? Could it be that he is a defeated king? Alright, embarrassed Crown Prince, you can close your sexy lips now. ”

I snorted in contempt, and then glared at Qiao Xu, who was about to speak, until he closed his mouth.

Then these two fathers-in-law, no, the two brothers walked away gracefully, too lazy to care about the long voice with resentment behind him: "No! ”

Why is this? Shouting in the air!

Since the moment when the "prince was single-handed" but was defeated, my glorious deeds have been widely publicized on the rivers and lakes.

After hearing this, Qiao Xu seemed to feel that he was still a little bit of material, so he added oil and vinegar to render it in a rich and colorful way, and as a result, overnight, I became a legend on the rivers and lakes.

Of course, Qiao Xu and Wang Chen have also become the brothers of the legend.

Wang Chen has not changed at all, and he is still the same as before, smelling the rooster and dancing the sword is a hanging beam thorn strand, but Qiao Xu has changed so much that even I doubt the authenticity of himself, it is the heavens and the earth and the capes of the world.

After listening to his earnest words, I even doubted who defeated Yan Yu in that battle at that time?

If this guy was born in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, he would definitely be a famous columnist! The Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants can tell you that they are together, and the Seven Heroes of the Warring States will definitely give you a chat.

On this sunny morning, when I was immersed in the sweet dream of carrying the dragon flag back to the Dragon Palace, I was suddenly woken up by a shocking sound of ghosts and gods.

This king really doesn't want to get up! Lai continued to pretend to be asleep on the bed, anyway, someone was in charge of the sky-shaking door.

But it's so strange! Why did I wait for a long time and didn't hear any of Qiao Xu and Wang Chen open the door?

In desperation, and in addition to hundreds of millions of frustration, I had to wear a hairstyle like a thunderous child, pouting a mouth that could hang at least five oil bottles, and opened the door myself.

"Qianna, what are you doing? What kind of formation is this? Ready to demolish illegal buildings? "When I saw this scene in the living room, I wanted to go back and sleep again, so that I could wake up completely.

What the hell is this for? Rebellion! I don't care if the door is unloaded, but in this living room with an area of 20 square meters and a height of just 2 meters, how can these 180 big men stand down?

This stack of arhats is too unbelievable! The left and right thirty are the middle thirty. "It's not right! And what about the last ten? What about the last ten? Where did you go? ”

"There is no place to stand, let's go." Just as I was talking to myself and looking around, I was suddenly startled by the sound of two paintings on the wall.

Hey? When did you make two character sketches? Why do you look so similar to Qiao Xu and Wang Chen? After looking and looking, I stretched out my slender white dragon claws and touched Qiao Xu's portrait with curiosity.

"Yay! Poked me in the nostrils. "I was caught off guard by the sound coming from the painting, and I was stunned.

When I saw Qiao Xu walking down from the painting, I jumped up with a scream of "ah", and as a result, because of this jump, the arhats were all knocked down by me.

Immediately afterwards, I listened to the tsunami-like "knock, bang, tom, tom, 、、、、、、" Anyway, all the onomatopoeia used to describe the sound sounded one by one, and when the neighbor next door opened the door and scolded like a mourner, the ground was already wailing.

At this moment, from the mouth of Wang Chen, who was also squeezed into a painting and pasted on the wall, and walked down weakly, I finally figured out what was going on.

It turns out that since I became famous overnight, coupled with the five hundred years of skill that my master gave me after defeating the Buddha, I have completely opened up and can use it freely, Qiao Xu can't hold it back.

Behind my back, under my banner, he recruited troops and horses, preparing to strengthen the "Dragon Totem" and turn it into the number one gang on the road.

In addition, he also privately collected the members who joined the "Dragon Totem", the joining fee of Wu Baiyuan per person and the training fee of Wu Baiyuan.

"Training fees? What is the training fee? Hearing my question, Wang Xu began to explain to me the so-called training fee.

It turned out that the training fee collected by Qiao Xu was to teach them how to carry out difficult fights and kills.

Oh, I see!

After hearing Wang Xu's explanation, I had an idea in my heart, yes, I should train them well, including Qiao Xu, hum!

"What? What did you say? Long Jiu, I heard you right! Do you want to open the door and teach them cultural knowledge? Looking at Qiao Xu's bull's eyes like copper bells, I nodded seriously and solemnly.

"It's a drop! Your hearing is very good, 100% correct. I nodded to Qiao Xu with certainty.

I had to set up a school to teach them a very basic cultural knowledge, because I remembered that moonlit night, I once saved a handsome guy who was uneducated.

I remember that night, Qiao Xu and Wang Chen and I had nothing to do, so the three of us made an appointment to go to the city's largest and most magnificent "legendary" cinema to watch the latest version of the 4D movie "Nezha and the Sea".

I bought a bunch of good food and drinks, came to the cinema to watch a movie, and I wanted to leave when I watched it, this movie was so boring.

Is this Nezha? Not to mention the big balls, there are two winter melon rings under the soles of the feet, and yes, is this the sea? It flowed slowly like a stream.

In addition, this specially distributed, the so-called 4D special ultra-three-dimensional cinema mirror, the feeling after wearing this king, it is the same as the mantra on the head of the Buddha, it is really uncomfortable, uncomfortable! After thinking about it carefully, maybe my double dragon eye is only suitable for swimming goggles!

looked left and right at Qiao Xu and Wang Chen, they really looked at a happy and methodical look!

"Qiao Xu Wang Chen, I'll go out to breathe, you two take a look first!" I said hello to them three times in a row, and the people behind me kept raising their index fingers to me, sorry, this king is disturbing the people!

But they were really a good pair of good partners and brothers, no one paid attention to me, and each laughed sillier than the other, and in desperation, I had to walk out of the cinema depressed and tangled.

It's still the vast world outside, and it's very comfortable! was secretly sighing, and suddenly saw a group of people rushing in front of him, led by a handsome man with a squirting upper body.

Well? Is it true that movie theaters are not only responsible for showing movies, but also for making movies? Just as I was wondering, I saw that the handsome guy who was leading the way had already panted and ran in front of me, this, this, isn't this Yan Yu?!

"What do you see? I've never seen 'Brother Prince' hunted down by the enemy! Help me yet! ”

"Huh? Oooh oh! Listening to Yan Yu's panting words, I was about to reach out to help him when I suddenly had an epiphany.

That's not right! You're a bitch! Is that what I mean by asking me to help you? It seems that I owe you a loan shark, what kind of attitude? It's really unqualified and uneducated, hum! He deserves to be beaten.

I didn't bother with him, but continued to buy popcorn all the way forward, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw a steel pipe flying from nowhere, flailing it at my arm with the right accuracy.

This is where the dragon totem is located, in case it is hit and unintentionally activated, it will not be good to recruit Ao Qi inexplicably, so it will not be good.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I hurriedly stretched out my left hand to block it, which was insignificant to me.

Thousand! This broken steel pipe actually hit my dragon armor, this is the light therapy armor that this king just made, and it is also studded with diamonds!

But this time, I knocked down the most beautiful piece of my dragon armor, the heart-shaped fake diamond, and suddenly I felt so distressed!

"Yikes! What's this? Diamond? Such a big piece of diamond. The moment the fake drill fell to the ground, the little ruffians armed with steel pipe machetes immediately gathered around to watch.

Oh yes! What an ignorant bunch of guys!

Looking at the big and very beautiful fake diamond that fell to the ground, I shouted angrily: "Lose me for my manicure!" ”

After drinking, under the stunned eyes of Prince Yan Yu, I jumped up and down, kicked left and right, and directly released these dozen guys with weapons.

It's really annoying, this king has a pair of dragon armor, but he was knocked out by this group of ignorant guys, a big fake diamond.

"Long Jiu, you saved me? Did you really save me? I'm so 、、、、、、."

"Stop, stop, don't me, I'm so moved, are you still ready to make a promise? I'm telling you, I'm not here to save you! "Really, it's terrible to be uneducated, didn't he see that I was for his fake diamond that was knocked out?

These bad kids were so angry with me, so from that moment on, I was determined to start a school.

Cultural knowledge is indispensable, and I know how to fight and kill all day long, so that this king is so distressed about the fake diamond!