Chapter 16: God's Argument
If you think about it, you have to do it, and it's better to act than to be excited!
Because of that unprecedented battle of gods and men, the decisive victory I achieved, and the fact that I inadvertently saved Yan Yu, I and the "Overlord" Chu Xiang Jianghu ranked first side by side.
The result? As a result, under such fame and influence, my "Huaxia Dragon" school was grandly opened after site selection, decoration, ventilation, enrollment, registration and class placement, no, the school opened!
And Qiao Xu, who has the worst foundation, has become the first transfer student in the school, and he can take turns to listen to classes in each class.
The honorary principal of this school is Long Yuan, the first female dragon king of the heavenly court, and the only teacher of this school is Long Jiu, the goddess of the divine realm, and there are one hundred students in this school, this teacher force can be described as strong!
According to the hobbies and specialties of these 100 students, I have set up three departments, namely: "Literature Department of Long Years", "Department of Mathematics and Mathematics", and "Department of History of the Past and Present", and each department is divided into three classes.
The school has been set up, but it has been three days since the start of school, and the teaching materials for all "college students" have not yet arrived.
Thinking of this, Ben Wang felt guilty and blamed himself, why didn't I let Wang Chen buy textbooks at that time, but was deceived by Qiao Xu's posture of patting his chest and guaranteeing the ticket?
And he didn't think about paying him in installments, and paid off the 10,000 yuan he asked him to buy textbooks, no! Students can no longer be allowed to attend PE classes for three days in a row.
Because there are no textbooks and no way to take cultural classes, they can only study in circles around the school from morning to evening self-study for the past three days.
The result? It's just that half of the people are dizzy and can't find the north.
Regardless of whether it is thunder and rain or a typhoon today, anyway, I must ask Qiao Xu to buy the textbook back for me.
Honesty is the foundation! As a god-camp school, we must pay more attention to integrity.
"Long Jiu, have you really decided? Did you really decide to start a school? Really decided to teach them a cultural lesson? Really decided not to open another gym? When Qiao Xu went out to buy textbooks, he reluctantly asked me these four sentences.
In the past three days since the start of school in "Huaxia Dragon", I have been pestered by Qiao Xu for three days and three nights.
When this king went to bed at night, he was also lying on the door of my bedroom, and he only asked these four questions over and over again, and as a result, I forgot to sleep and eat, and the big bags under my eyes were not a little dragon-like.
"Yes yes yes really decided, the gym can be considered. You go buy textbooks now, hurry! After hearing my last earth-shattering "fast", he was really fast like fog, rain and wind, and disappeared in an instant.
It was so fast that I didn't even have time to blink, and my eyes didn't close for three days and three nights that I was tortured by him, abstract like the dragon eyes in Picasso's paintings.
Seeing his vanishing back, I turned and walked towards the office of the Chancellor Emeritus.
Roughly calculate the time, from the school to the bookstore and back from the bookstore, according to the normal situation of no traffic jams, no traffic jams, no drunk driving, no accidents, you can ensure that all students have a book in their hands after an hour.
At this time, I can catch up on a short sleep and put on an eye mask by the way.
"Long Jiu! I bought the book back. "Look, I haven't slept for the past three days, and I'm having auditory hallucinations.
When I was alone to lament my fate, I was shocked by this familiar figure that suddenly appeared in front of me, and my double dragon eyes became more abstract.
When I was sure that the happy man standing in front of me with two plastic bags in his hands was Qiao Xu himself and not an illusion, I really felt like "Longyuan dreamed".
It's incredible, it only took two and a half minutes from the time he left school to the time he came back from buying books, which is amazing!
"Qiao Xu, you are simply a realistic version of 'Fast and Furious'!" With a kind of admiration for his speed as fast as a roaring canin, he happily took the two bags in his hand.
"Isn't that right? It's not right, it's not right, it's seriously wrong! I said Qiao Xu, what kind of books did you buy here? "Children's Literacy", "Preschool Children's Mathematics", why is there still "The Legend of Deer and Ding"? ”
Suddenly, I felt that something was wrong, so I grabbed Qiao Xu, who was about to slip away, stared at him suspiciously, and asked, "Anyway, which bookstore did you buy these books from?" *This? Take it for me to see. ”
When I asked him this, he scratched his head for a long time, paused, and scratched his head again, but he did not speak, and when I asked it ten times, and was ready for him to start beating without opening his mouth, he could be regarded as stumbling and talking.
"I, I didn't go to the 'Yanhuang Bookstore' to buy it, it's too far. I was afraid of delaying my classmates in class and going to class, so I bought the books at the private bookstore at the door, no, no*. ”
"Humph! Are you afraid of delaying your classmates? Also a private bookstore? It seems that I don't move my muscles, are you not ready to tell the truth? ”
I sneered, and began to twist my neck and waist in front of him, and then press my legs, and when I repeated this action for the third time, he finally couldn't bear the huge pressure and fear in his heart, and quickly spit on me.
"Long Jiu, I know I'm wrong, I'll recruit me, I'll recruit all of you." The gentleman doesn't move his hands, you must not do it! Actually, I bought these books at a stall in front of the door. "Children's Literacy Encyclopedia" is one yuan each, "Mathematics for Preschool Children" is two yuan each, and "The Legend of Deer and Ding" is three yuan each, and 34 copies were bought each. Am I not a transfer student? I had to take all classes, so I bought myself a set and had all three. So how much did it cost in total? It cost a total of two hundred yuan, and I asked the boss to give a VIP price, and I directly charged two hundred yuan. ”
When it came to the fact that the owner of the private bookstore charged him four yuan less at the VIP price, Qiao Xu's face was so proud! It's as if he is a regular visitor to a nightclub, so people treat him as a gold card VIP.
Also VIP! Why don't you call the thunder to split? After asking for the remaining 9,800 yuan in his hand, he immediately called Wang Chen and asked him to go to the "Yanhuang Bookstore" to buy 100 sets of all stages of primary school, language and mathematics textbooks plus "Five Thousand Years Up and Down", so that the textbooks of the three departments are all complete.
As for the books Qiao Xu bought, I was originally going to let him return them all.
But after thinking about it, the owner of this private bookstore is also trying to make a living, and it is not easy for people to make money, so he left all these books and gave them to the "college students" of the school as extracurricular books!
Wang Chen's work really lived up to his expectations, and he brought back all the textbooks after fifty minutes.
"Long Jiu, the other three books you asked me to buy are out of stock for the time being, but I have already paid the deposit in advance to the bookstore manager. When the goods arrived, he immediately told us to pick up the books. ”
Seeing that Wang Chen had done everything properly and in accordance with my requirements in an orderly manner, this king was very pleased.
I patted him on the shoulder, showed an admiring smile and praised him sincerely: "Wang Chen! You are a good lad and extremely conscientious and responsible for your work. In view of your good performance, I am ready to promote you to the official PE teacher of our school. By the way, there is also a salary increase for you. ”
Wang Chen was very happy and excited to hear my praise and such a high evaluation, mainly because he had given him a salary increase.
That's a good saying! No matter what, "some people are happy and some people are crying", just after I promoted Wang Chen and rewarded him materially, Qiao Xu over there immediately came to me in a bad mood and with a black face.
Looking at his cynical appearance, I knew that he was not convinced, so I cleared my throat and said quietly: "What's the matter?" What do you mean! Are you pretending to be a dragon here? Or use this wordless expression to remind me, and then set up an additional 'life is like a drama acting class'? Or do you want to use this kind of performance art to challenge my patience to walk away if I don't understand it? ”
Sure enough, the king saw his little bit of caution clearly.
Seeing Qiao Xu's face full of unconvincing but not daring to speak, I quickly encouraged him enthusiastically: "Qiao Xu, do you have any ideas, say what opinions." I, Long Jiu, am a god, no, I am fair and honest in everything I do, I never oppress people with power, and I will convince the other party every time. So it doesn't hurt to please. As soon as my words fell, Qiao Xu began his aggrieved and sad confession.
"Long Jiu, since you asked me to tell the truth, then I will vomit as soon as possible. I think you're unfair and biased. Why did Wang Chen both turn regular and raise his salary, so I could only be a temporary janitor. Wang Chen bought the textbooks all the way back, but the school was selected for enrollment and decoration, and I ran around to implement these things well. I'm also very hard and desperate and tired, why don't you give me verbal praise, the point is not to give material rewards? Qiao Xu said the above words in one breath, and the tired guy was blushing and thick-necked.
"Spit out? What a thing! I can't see your kid's lung capacity, it's quite big! Looking at Qiao Xu's black face, which was like Bao Longtu just now, and now it has changed to Guan Erye's red face very adapting to the situation, I said something to him teasingly.
Sitting in the boss's chair and waiting for his breathing to be stable, I explained the unconvincing in his words to him one by one.
First of all, as for what he said about the location of the school, he was the only one who made it, and I gave a detailed answer to this question.
"First, you said that you found the location of the school by yourself. But the problem is that you sit in my 'Mercedes' car, and I drive all the way, running all the way around the streets and alleys to choose the school site. Because there are two people in the car, one is the driver who is serious and focused on driving! One is to listen carefully to the song of the passengers you! So if you run around alone, what am I, am I not human? ”
Although I am a goddess of the heavenly court, I am currently a woman in the mortal world, how can I be a non-human? Thinking of this, I glared at him decisively.
After listening to my explanation of the first article, Qiao Xu couldn't say one, two, or three for a long time, which is not surprising, what I said was the truth, of course he couldn't say it.
Then, he also completed the enrollment in his mouth alone, and I also gave a detailed analysis of this statement.
"Second, you said that you did it by yourself to enroll 100 students in the school. But 99 of these 100 people were attracted by my legendary story and took the initiative to sign up. The rest of the one is that you recruited yourself yourself, or is it a transfer student. And then for short, you recruited a hundred students by yourself. ”
After listening to my analysis of the second statement, Qiao Xu held back for a long time and didn't hold back a three-two-one, which was not surprising, what I analyzed was the truth that he couldn't refute.
Finally, I put forward the argument that he claimed that the renovation was done by him alone, and I laid out a completely accurate argument for this assertion.
"Third, you said that the school decoration is still completed by you alone, and the whole process is me and Wang Chen and a group of students, we choose materials to design and buy tables and chairs. You sit alone in the office and say you want to read the blueprints on the computer, but the computer doesn't even turn on for a few days. As a result, you also referred to it as a short, you did all the decoration by yourself. ”
After everything was justified by me, Qiao Xu didn't move or say anything for a long time, one, two, three, three, two, one didn't pronounce.
This is not surprising, because all the facts I said left him speechless, so he was embarrassed to go into shock!