"What about Chongyang?"

"Looks like he's hungover, he's been throwing up in the bathroom, who fed him a cardboard box last night?"

There was a young monk sitting across the tea table, and the monk heard the conversation between the priest and Daqiang and said, "It's okay, if Chongyang Xiaoyou is not feeling well, let him have a good rest." ”

The priest hurriedly said politely that he would wait for Chongyang for a while, and he was not in a hurry anyway, and the three of them chatted happily over tea.

Li Chongyang, who was in the bathroom, felt that he was almost finished vomiting, and the rest of the rest could not be solved by vomiting... Let's hope it's smoother.

Knowing that there were guests outside, I was embarrassed to stay in the toilet all the time, so I washed my face after vomiting and hurried to the reception room.

When I walked to the door, I saw a round and full ... Bareheaded.

"I'm sorry, I'm late." As soon as Chongyang entered the door, he quickly apologized.

The bald head suddenly turned to Chongyang and smiled warmly, as if the two were very familiar.

This man? After Chongyang came to the fairy world, he only saw one person in such a light light, that is, the old monk who taught him exercises, and this young little monk himself definitely did not know.

So enthusiastic? Could it be that the little monk is my fan? Why do you look more and more familiar?

"Chongyang, don't you know me?" The little monk asked Chongyang with a smile.

... Chongyang racked his brains and didn't figure out who this person was, but he seemed to feel that he and the old monk seemed to be a little similar.

Don't? Chongyang had a shocking conjecture in his heart, the old monk was strong, and he was a little different from the traditional monk.

Don't? Is this the illegitimate child of a monk?

"You are? ... Void bamboo? ”

"Get out!" The sacrificial boss couldn't wait to lift the tea table on Li Chongyang's front door, bullying people who hadn't seen Tianlong Babu?

The priest beckoned Chongyang to come and sit down, and introduced him by the way: "Chongyang is here, let me introduce you, this is the lord of the spiritual mountain at the top of the daimyo, the Buddha." ”

I'm going to go and I'm going to go .... The Buddha was so young? I thought that the Buddha had a head full of circles, a double chin and thick earlobes, and eyes that could be bent like the moon when he smiled.

So young? And so handsome? Journey to the West lied to me?

The monk laughed when he saw Chongyang so surprised, "Hahahaha, are you in the red dust and into the magic barrier?" How can there be any Journey to the West, it's not like the old sacrifice went to the Nether to brag nonsense before. ”

....... This monk, isn't it a little improper, and his speech is dirtier than that of the priest.

Also, don't rely on my weakest strength to keep using mind reading on me, okay... At the very least, what about privacy...

Regardless of Li Chongyang's constipated appearance, the monk was even happier, like a ten-year-old boy hiding some secret prank that was not discovered by the parties...

The monk who had laughed enough sat upright and said to Chongyang: "You see that you know each other like this." ”

As he spoke, the monk's face changed, first his eyes became kind, the skin on his face began to be less firm, and there were many more eye lines at the corners of his eyes.

I'll go and go again... Old monk? The old monk is a Buddha? And didn't it say that the old monk was trapped in the ruins? Isn't the posture I get up in the wrong way every day during this time....

Seeing that there was almost no time to frolic in time, the priest explained to Li Chongyang:

"The Buddha's supernatural powers are beyond your comprehension, the one in front of you is the Buddha when you were young, and the one who is trapped is the Buddha now.

The Buddha is now trapped and cannot perceive him, and his life and death are unknown.

However, the monks of Lingshan have prepared for this, and the monks who have entered the sainthood will shed a relic, and if there is an accident in the body, the relics will awaken and turn into a human form to protect Lingshan.

This time there was an accident, the old Buddha didn't know life and death, and the little Buddha woke up, and not only the monks' guild, but also some people in Lingshan began to make small moves.

So the little Buddha came to us to help improve his strength. ”

Li Chongyang didn't understand what he heard, but he could see that the sacrificial boss was in a hurry and didn't dare to ask more, and after expressing his gratitude to the young version of the Buddha for the Ten Thousand Buddha Beads incident, he sat down obediently.

"I said, this time when you enter the red dust, don't give me any more scenes of being disabled and helping the world.

Can you be a little more luxurious and indulgent.

It's not to brag to you, after reading Buddhism for so many years, even if you make me a bastard who is bad to the bone, I can give you a different life. ”

Li Chongyang confirmed the fact that the old monk has lost a relic, which is clearly the separation treatment of multiple personalities...

The old monk before exuded a gentle and majestic momentum in his gestures, which was indeed the temperament of the Buddha.

Now the person in front of him exudes a wave of ... The momentum that just came out of the prison, the mouth full of swearing, the smoke and ash all over the sky, especially this big bald head... Even if you are not in prison, it is by no means like the type of person who has been released from prison and taken a regular way out of prison...

The sacrificial boss agreed with a smile, and then gave Daqiang and Li Chongyang a look and asked the two to go out and wait first.

After the two of them went out, the originally lively house became quiet, and the two big bosses inside could be vaguely heard plotting something.

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Inside the house

"The old rules, 10 million spirit stones, plus three exercises."

"Hehe, I'm not that old bald, not so easy to talk to. How many disciples does our Lingshan send to you every year to enter the red dust. said that the annual package is 10 million, and you can't just open your mouth when you come to me. ”

"Hey, hey, it's much more fun to talk to you than to talk to the old monk, the spirit stone is broken in half, and the exercises are not to be discussed, three copies."

"Hey, hey, hey, at most one, don't forget, Chongyang Xiaoyou still has ten thousand Buddha beads and immovable golden body there, so I won't take it back."

"Don't hey, do you think any of these people in our room can use the Ten Thousand Buddha Beads and the golden body, Daqiang's skin is much better than the golden body."

"One copy."

"It's okay, I'm going to turn the Spirit Sutra."

"Damn, why didn't you say you wanted me."

"It's okay if you don't give it, no one can beat me anyway, even if Lingshan changes owners, they don't dare not bring people to me for team building."

“.... Then I have a request. ”

"Say."

"Li Chongyang has to follow me into the red dust."

“... This... Why bother, the slut has long had a master-apprentice relationship with Chongyang, do you have to fight with him? Besides, Chongyang has been in the red dust twice in the past two days, and the last time was Wu Yong's family, don't you drive my employees crazy like this? I disagree. ”

"I'll add another Soul Fixing Sutra to you."

"Deal, happy cooperation, live to see people to see corpses."

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Outside.

Li Chongyang, who was bored and drawing circles on the ground with his feet, asked Da Qiang: "Brother Qiang, what is the boss talking about inside?" ”

Da Qiang said with a serious face: "Knowing too much is not good for you, it is all some confidential matter, and those of us who are small can't be too curious." ”

... It seems that Daqiang was too deeply influenced by the social atmosphere of the young version of the Buddha...

"Brother Qiang, what is your favorite movie?"

"The people of the old boy are in the rivers and lakes."

"What did you say?" Suddenly, Mengyue, who was passing by, heard them discussing the movie, so she turned her head sideways and asked.

Da Qiang, who had a fierce face just now, instantly changed to a flattering face, and his speed was not weaker than that of Sichuan Opera.

"No, I told Chongyang that I like the simple and beautiful love in "Heartbeat" the most~"

...

Suddenly, there was a greeting from the priest in the room, "Alright, you guys come in." ”

After the two entered the house, they bowed slightly to the two big bosses, and stood by the door with a serious face behind their hands.

"Boss... No... Boss, you command. ”

"Don't pretend to be the underworld, how can you have such a good skin... Daqiang, you go to the lounge to tidy up, Chongyang, you follow the Buddha on a business trip, and you will come back in three or five days, and you will add chicken legs when the time comes. ”

Chongyang hurriedly responded, "Okay, do you want me to pack my luggage first." ”

Daqiang on the side patted Chongyang's shoulder and shook his head to signal no.

It's just that Daqiang's eyes are full of pity and pity...

I, Li Chongyang, have been cheated again...

"Okay, let's go~" The happy priest greeted, got up and walked outside the house.

The young version of the Buddha also got up and walked towards Chongyang, put his arm on Chongyang's shoulder, dragged Chongyang to follow, and assured Chongyang: "Don't worry, follow my brother, it is definitely much more comfortable than your previous two trips." ”

I knew... I might as well have agreed to that organization to join them...