After returning to the store with Chongyang, the festival boss pointed to Mengyue and disappeared...

Mengyue was pulling a square flat gadget in her hand, and shouted Daqiang without raising her head, and didn't pay attention to Chongyang anymore.

Now Chongyang's heart is not only embarrassed, but also terrifying...

Because of this strong man's eyes are black, he should have been poked.

That's it... This guy named Daqiang is still willing to laugh...

As soon as he smiled, the wound on his eyeball cracked, and the blood split into four strands, inner and outer corners... The brush is flowing downward.

Daqiang probably didn't see where Chongyang was at all, and Chongyang was also too frightened to speak easily.

I guessed the direction casually, and I happened to face less than half a meter on the left hand side of Chongyang, with a bloody and enthusiastic smile on my face...

Da Qiang stretched out his right hand and greeted: "Hello brother, my name is Da Qiang, you can call me Brother Qiang in the future." Hey, hey, hey. ”

Chongyang Qiang endured goosebumps on his back, and quickly moved to Da Qiang to take Da Qiang's hand and said politely: "Brother Qiang is good, Brother Qiang is good, Brother Qiang is going to rest for a while... I know the way back, so I won't bother you? ”

After that, he was about to turn around and go out, when a faint female voice suddenly came from behind, "Come on, let's go." ”

...... "I didn't want to do it myself... And what's going on with this cold tone... I'm too young to stand you being so scared, hey....

Mengyue rolled her eyes uncomfortably when she looked at Da Qiang, put down the gadgets in her hand, got up and asked Li Chongyang, "Name, age." ”

"Li Chongyang, twenty-four years old." Li Chongyang immediately stood up and answered.

"Twenty-four? Human immortals? ”

"It's a fluke..."

Compared with the weird sacrificial boss, this beautiful sister is even more terrifying.

"It's not bad, you can just call me Sister Mengyue." Mengyue took out a small notebook and asked Li Chongyang while writing. "Already read the book?"

Seeing that this beautiful sister's tone was not as cold as just now, Li Chongyang hurriedly took out his most doggy appearance.

"Yes, yes, Sister Meng, have you seen it?"

"How's that, it's magical, do you have any experience?"

"It's so exciting, the memories of the four people before and after are nearly 30,000 years in a row. The only thing I learned was... Having trouble finding a boss... If their family went to the priest for help as soon as possible, it wouldn't be so pitiful. ”

Before Mengyue could react, Daqiang on the side exclaimed, "Four people? Didn't drive you crazy? ”

Mengyue, who was still recording, also covered her face helplessly, gritting her teeth and muttering, "This madman surnamed Sacrifice." ”

That's why they reacted this way because there are rules for the correct way to use Red Dust.

Normally, the general strength of the monks is naturally lower, and it is basically not recommended to directly go to the memory of how strong the sense of immersion is.

Even if you "enter the red dust", you have to retain some of your own memories or habits.

With a method like Li Chongyang's, even if a strong monk hones his mind, it will only target a memory.

Four memories? It's not a storytelling meeting, and it's easy to get a split personality if you don't adjust it well.

Previous Victim... It's Mengyue.

In Daqiang's "eyes", Li Chongyang estimated that he would not be better.

If the kind-hearted Daqiang hadn't been blind temporarily, he would have wanted to touch Chongyang's little head to comfort him.

"Chongyang, you can tell your brother what you want to eat and where you want to go, or do you have any wishes? From now on, you will treat me as your own brother. ”

... Brother, am I not good? How do I feel like I can save it again... Don't give up on me, okay.

A beer bottle flew into the air, and the bottle was stuffed in Daqiang's mouth impartially.

Mengyue continued as if nothing had happened: "Don't listen to his nonsense, there won't be any big problems, if there is a problem, you will find it in the book, and since everything is safe, there will be no more accidents."

According to this statement, you are also feeling the life of a fairy monk just now. When the boss comes down later, I'll have to do another induction training for you. ”

Onboarding? Li Chongyang thought that he was so excited just now, even if he passed, could there be anything more exciting? I'm going to go, I'm not going to die in a book...

"Come with me, I'll tell you the rules of the store first." Mengyue said hello to Li Chongyang and began to walk out the door.

Li Chongyang immediately obediently followed... Daqiang is still standing in place and smiling bloodily...

Mengyue walked out of the door first, and after Li Chongyang came out, she began to introduce Li Chongyang:

"I'll tell you some rules and things to pay attention to, and it doesn't matter if you don't understand anything... We'll find out later.

The surrounding five acres of land are ours, remember to collect rent in the middle of each month in the future, and send you a form when the time comes, which will write who collects how much.

Right next to the front of our house, yes, that's it. That's a surveillance camera, the kind that can be connected to WiFi, and the main role is to see if anyone is drunk and peeing on the wall.

Once discovered, physical castration...

Let's go, come in. This is a fake hall, which is used to receive guests, and when guests come, they will take it to the room on the left. The place where we rest for ourselves is on the right.

The door on the right hand is the real hall, which is called the TV screen, and you are not allowed to be absent from the movie night every Tuesday and Thursday, and if you want to see it, you can write it in the disc cabinet next to it.

Don't mess around, it doesn't matter if you burn the house, but these boxes of dishes are all genuine blue light, and even a little scratch will kill you.

This is called PS4, and then you have to register an account to play, and you have to download the game on your own hard drive.

Its practical use of mine and the old priest's account has nothing to do with it, but if you move the game record of Daqiang, he will kill you too.

This is a pool table, you can't eat on it, if you break the ball, you have to find an ivory mill, you have to pinch the broken one to spare, next time you tap it.

This is the bar, basically here to eat and drink, the refrigerator is shared, if you have any snacks and your own drinks to put in the refrigerator, remember the sticker note, don't mess with other people's things without permission.

It can only be placed on the left, refrigerated on top and frozen below. The right one is mine, put it and I'll throw it away for you... If you take the snack or wine on the right... I'm going to make you die... It's a very transparent kind.

This is Tong Tong, and in the future, her will be up to you to shovel, three times a day, and she will be unhappy if she doesn't shovel.

You have to come to feed the food, four times a day, on time, and if she feeds late or has no meat, she will be very unhappy.

Don't, stop your act of looking for death, she won't allow you to masturbate you, you must not masturbate, this is a cat in the Holy Realm... She's usually very gentle, as long as she doesn't make him unhappy, she shouldn't die too often...

This is your mobile phone, computer, hard drive, the room is on the second floor on the left fourth room, Daqiang lives next door to you.

Okay, any questions? ”

............ Sister, should you ask me if there is anything I don't have any questions?

Li Chongyang didn't understand a word, and looking at the strange things in this room, he had never seen it.

It's not an unusual magic weapon, and several things are the kind that break when you touch them, but it seems that nothing can be touched...

And... Wouldn't it be too easy to get cold if you stayed here?

This one touched to death, that one touched to death, and finally there was such a cute little kitten... Holy realm?

No matter how strong the cat is, there is no work ethic....

It's such a terrible place...

Mengyue asked Li Chongyang to go back to the room to clean up and wait to be summoned, Li Chongyang sat on the edge of the bed and stared blankly at the row of yellow ginkgo biloba outside the window, and began to have deep worries about his future.

And also... Isn't it only June? This... Isn't this ginkgo a little precocious...

After a while, he heard Daqiang's voice calling himself, and hurriedly went downstairs to see that the priest was also waiting for him there.

Several people sat on the edge of the bar and beckoned Li Chongyang to come and sit down.

Before Chongyang sat down, the boss stood up and hugged Chongyang's shoulders, and said happily to the two: "I know each other, Chongyang will be the sixth member of our store in the future, and it can be regarded as a busy part of our store, everyone can't bully him in the future, we must help Chongyang cultivate well and live well~ Come on, let's have a drink together." ”

Sixth? Counting Tong Tong, there are only three people and two beasts (Da Qiang is a rhinoceros)... The fifth person can't be that person, right? The boss is so pitiful?

And also... Tired? Am I really here to play the chores?

Everyone was happily eating and drinking, and Chongyang didn't ask much.

Although this boss is weird, the two big brothers and sisters, including the little kitten, are so strange.

But Da Qiang has been in the fairy world for a whole year, and it is the first time that so many people have welcomed him so lively, and he can feel that they really welcome him.

Just entered the door and treated yourself as family? It's feeling a little weird.

But if it's sincere... It's really impressive.

Especially for Chongyang, who had no relatives in the fairy world, Chongyang felt in a trance for several moments that he had returned to the Xuanling Continent, and returned to the home and those people he was familiar with.

Chongyang, who was full of emotion, began to get drunk and kept adding wine to himself with an empty bottle on the side after a while...

The first moonlight happened to be blocked by the light on the windowsill, and the resistance of a mile and a mile away was actually blended with each other.

Mengyue stared at the two lights on the windowsill and dyed the color of the windowsill half blue and half yellow, probably thinking it was funny, and she was a little fascinated.

The boss and Daqiang didn't bother Mengyue, and drank by themselves.

After a while, Mengyue finally came back to her senses, turned her head to look at the wine and food on the table, and the ashtray that had been stuffed between herself and the boss, and sighed deeply.

While extinguishing his long remaining cigarette, he said softly to the boss and Daqiang: "Didn't you let me smoke less, if you are still hungry, do you want to fry you another cashew nut." ”

Hearing Mengyue's gentle words, Daqiang was so moved that he cried blood again, Mengyue saw that Daqiang was blind again, and gently put his hand on Daqiang's eye socket, the palm of his hand emitted a faint blue light, and Daqiang's eyes began to slowly recover.

"Don't let you mess with me, boss, you too, you don't care if Daqiang is like this."

The sacrificial boss spread his hands innocently: "Grandma, do I dare to care, Daqiang is voluntary, you don't see how comfortable his blood is." ”

"What about Chongyang? Why don't you let him rest first, and then let him go into the red dust tomorrow. As soon as Mengyue helped Daqiang recover his eyes, she cared about Chongyang, and went to her refrigerator to help Chongyang get a can of yogurt and replaced the empty wine glass for Chongyang.

The festival boss, who was drinking happily, saw that Chongyang was almost over, so he quickly took out the book from his arms and said, "Right now, when he wakes up and finds that he wants to read again, he must not be scared to death." ”

After that, he opened the bookstall in front of Chongyang.

Li Chongyang had a very beautiful dream tonight.

I was born in a well-off family, my father is a painter, and my mother is a teacher.

I have three older brothers and one sister, the eldest brother is a university professor, the second brother is a people's policeman, my sister is a psychiatrist, and the fourth brother seems to be an actor and is quite famous, but in the dream, the fourth brother looms and doesn't remember clearly, but he vaguely feels that he is the person who knows the fourth brother best.

Under the protection of his brother and sister, he has always lived a comfortable life.

It's strange that there's always a voice in my head talking to myself. "Oh, so this is the phone, this is the refrigerator, this is the PS4, this is the computer, this is the movie."

So much so that Chongyang in the dream felt a little inferior, why do these ordinary things always feel like a fuss, he won't be so earthy... It's like an ancient man.

This year, Chongyang finally graduated from college, and looked at the girl he had a crush on at the graduation party, and secretly made up his mind to confess to her, just today.

"Kexin, I... I like you. ”

The girl in front of her immediately blushed her cheeks when she heard her confession, lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Chongyang, her hands were involuntarily folded together, and she kept fiddling with her fingers.

The girl didn't know what to think, so she mustered up the courage to raise her head and look at each other, and at that moment time seemed to stand still.

Zhu's lips opened slightly: "Who moved my yogurt?" ”

"Huh?"

"Who the touched my yogurt!"

Li Chongyang, who was awakened, didn't have time to react to what was going on, and when he saw the bottle of yogurt on his bedside table, he was shocked into a cold sweat.

A terrifying aura gradually approached the second floor, what should I do? The text is just about to start, and I can't finish it.

It's a person who has "died" once from the hands of the demon lord, calm down, Li Chongyang calmed down, he still has a dream, and the girl in the dream.

This is a paper box, burn it? No, there will be ashes. Throw it downstairs? No, there is surveillance outside the door. Throw it at Brother Qiang's door and frame him? No, in the end, maybe Brother Qiang and I will both receive a boxed lunch, and we can't hurt the innocent.

What to do, what to do? The door next to it had been blasted open, and Daqiang's screams were heard.

I don't even have a chance to scream.

Pregnant! What a clever little brain!

The monk is a person who can split mountains and break through the sea, and he can't carry this little test, how can he improve in the future, and how can he surpass it!

After so many years of cultivation, it's time to verify yourself... The cultivated stomach should be able to digest this box...

The moment Mengyue came to Chongyang's door, the last piece of paper was also swallowed by Chongyang, as long as it was not disemboweled, he would not know it.

Suddenly the boss's voice came downstairs.

"Don't make a fuss, the guests are coming. Didn't you take the initiative to sober up the yogurt for Chongyang last night? Babbling early in the morning, who dares to mess with your things. ”

"yes, it was night, I changed... Yes, yes, yes, when I think about it, I will say who ate the bear-hearted leopard dared to steal the old lady's yogurt. The words fell, and the hand that was originally raised high to break the door turned into a gentle slap. Get up, Chongyang, go downstairs and eat breakfast, and I'll take you to familiarize yourself with the workflow first. ”

............................. No need sister, I've already had breakfast.........