Chapter 64: Decryption
"Xiao Zi, why are you here? Look at you, rush in directly, it's too unruly! But you girl is very caring, are you afraid that I will be hungry when you bring a peach, so good. ”
After the Jade Emperor saw the Seventh Princess, he instantly became the ultimate daddy.
"Humph! You're so loud, I hear it all outside. ”
Xiao Zi is wearing a floral plaid skirt today, playful and charming.
She went straight to Chu Feng's side, handed the peach to Chu Feng, bent the corner of her eyes, and said with a smile: "Little Rabbit, I'll bring you delicious peaches." ”
took the peach and took a bite, Chu Feng muttered, "Yes, there is a lot of water." ”
Above, the Jade Emperor looked confused.
Engage in a long time, Pan Tao is for this rabbit?
He couldn't hold back the unhappiness in his heart, but he still squeezed a smile and said to Xiao Zi: "Xiao Zi, there is something serious here, you go down first." ”
Xiao Zi shook her head and said, "I'm here to help Xiao Tutu debate!" ”
"Forehead ......"
The Jade Emperor was helpless.
Xiao Zi rubbed Chu Feng's long ears and said, "Tai Bai Xing said that the little rabbit is wearing big red pants, and he said that the big red pants are exclusive to Tutu, so the little rabbit is Tutu, which is not right!" ”
"Well," the Jade Emperor bowed, "Xiao Zi, you go on, tell me what's wrong." ”
Xiao Zi blinked: "I'm done." ”
Jade Emperor: "What do you mean?" ”
Xiao Zi bit her lower lip lightly and said weakly, "Literally." ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
Taishang Laojun: "......"
Immortal Jun on the left: "......"
Divine general on the right: "......"
Chu Feng: "......"
And this kind of operation?
"Am I saying something wrong?"
The little purple eyes were clear, innocent, and looked at the Jade Emperor like this.
Jade Emperor, take a deep breath.
Then, his gaze turned to the Immortal Monarch Divine General of the Full Palace: "Ladies and gentlemen, is what Xiao Zi said wrong?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the immortals all turned their heads to each other, muttered softly, and talked about it.
"I think what the Seventh Princess said makes sense."
"yes, I think so."
"What a coincidence, so am I."
"The Seventh Princess is strategic, simple and simple, concise and generous, crisp and neat, and it makes a lot of sense!"
"yes, yes......"
One by one, they all praised it.
"The seventh princess is really talented, amazing."
"Yes, you have the demeanor of Your Majesty."
How many years have these immortals lived, all of them are cunning and cunning, and they are good at judging the situation.
His Majesty has always liked the Seven Princesses.
Now it's hard to say it clearly, but I throw the pot on them, where will they take it.
Just say yes.
You can't go wrong anyway.
"Hey, I don't seem to say anything!"
Xiao Zi's little hands were still rubbing Chu Feng's long ears, and the two small dimples were very cute.
"Ahh Hearing the words of the Seventh Princess, Xiaoxian is like an empowerment, Xiaoxian retracted what she just said, it was Xiaoxian's fault! It's fairy's fault! ”
Tai Bai Xing took a step back.
He has always been a sycophant among sycophants, so he naturally took this opportunity to praise Xiao Zi and take the opportunity to pat the Jade Emperor's sycophants.
Yes, Heavenly Court F4 folds one more.
In vain, Taishang Laojun was left alone.
What's wrong.
What the.
What happened.
Taishang Laojun was stunned.
"Yay!" Xiao Zi was so excited that she said, "I'll go first with that little rabbit!" ”
She finally ravaged Chu Feng's long ears and bounced away.
Chu Feng: I seriously suspect that this girl just came in to pinch my ears.
"Your Majesty, you can't indulge this demon rabbit!" Taishang Laojun roared, "I have witnesses! ”
"Oh?"
The Jade Emperor was curious.
"Your Majesty, Lao Dao found two heavenly soldiers, they heard Nezha call this rabbit as Tutu with their own ears, there will be no mistake, and they also heard this rabbit admit it!"
"Xuan!"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand.
"Hmph."
Taishang Laojun glanced at Chu Feng and snorted coldly.
"Huh."
Chu Feng smiled faintly.
Soon, the two gods will arrive.
Boom!
On your knees!
"I've seen Your Majesty!"
Loud voice!
"Flat!" The Jade Emperor opened his mouth and said, "You must already know about the matter, let's just say it, whether what Daojun said is true." ”
"Returning to Your Majesty, of course what Daojun said ......"
As the two gods spoke, they suddenly saw the rabbit turn its head to look at them in the shape of sucking, the expression on his face was extremely sour, and one paw clenched at them, and then released.
"Forehead ......"
They were stunned.
They looked at each other.
Eye contact, officially begins.
"Brother, is he hinting at something?"
"I feel like it's explicit."
What he meant...... Five bottles of Wang Tsai milk per person? ”
"Moreover, looking at that sour appearance, it is very likely to be a special Wangzi milk."
"Can we have a clear conscience?"
"I can't."
"Can we lose Taishang Laojun?"
"I can't."
"Can we lie?"
"I can't."
"So, debunk him on the spot?"
"A must."
The two gods nodded at each other.
Immediately, they said in unison: "Of course, what Daojun said...... Completely untrue! ”
"Forehead ......"
Hearing each other's words, the two were stunned at the same time.
Then, laugh.
Eye contact.
"Brother, you're so sassy."
"You're also sassy, you were almost tricked by you, so aren't you ten bottles of Wangzi milk."
"I ......"
The most bewildered is Taishang Laojun.
His face was already engraved with bewildered equations.
"Let's go down!"
The Jade Emperor frowned.
"No."
The two of them staggered and looked into each other's eyes.
"Brother, it's stable."
"Steady, steady."
Inside the temple.
The Jade Emperor was also annoyed, waved his hand, and said, "Since that's the case, let's do it." ”
"Wait!"
However, Taishang Laojun was not ready to stop.
He continued: "Your Majesty, Lao Dao just thought that although this demon rabbit is special, the demon mirror is enough to reveal its true body, as long as the demon mirror is moved, it will definitely be able to see through it!" ”
The Jade Emperor looked displeased.
This is too good, it's really endless.
Helpless, it's not easy to refuse.
"Go, take the demon mirror!"
The Jade Emperor gave the order.
Soon, clairvoyance and downwind ear brought a bronze mirror to the temple.
"Hmph, rabbit, I want to see what your real body is!"
Taishang Laojun is confident.
Because, the mirror has never failed.
No matter what kind of demon you are, as long as you are illuminated in the demon mirror, you will definitely come out of your original form!
"Rabbit, do you dare to step forward?"
Taishang Laojun sneered.
"Why don't you dare?"
Chu Feng pursed his lips.
He stepped forward and came to the mirror of the demon.
"Phew!"
A flash of gold.
"Huh?"
Chu Feng was taken aback.
What the heck!
In the mirror, it turned out to be a handsome match!
When I looked at it again, I was stunned.
Hold the grass!
Isn't that who we are as human beings......
Chu Feng broke out in a cold sweat.
Could it be that this mirror can really reflect the forms of others?
It's over, the secret that Lao Tzu is a handsome guy is finally going to be kept.
He turned his head to look at the crowd.
Everyone, stretching their necks, looked at the demon mirror.
The face has basically not changed much.
Chu Feng breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself, "Could it be that what they saw was a rabbit?" ”
Seeing that the Jade Emperor also had an unconcerned expression, he was basically sure that this was the case.
Until, Taishang Laojun's stretcher was carried to this side.
"Dog...... Sure enough, it's a dog! Your Majesty! The old way is right, this rabbit is a dog! It's a dog! ”
Taishang Laojun roared frantically.
He was so excited.
Finally, you can throw this rabbit into the gossip furnace!
The mana that was sucked, the elixir that was stolen, and the secret of the rabbit will all be his!
"Forehead ......"
The next moment, he saw that everyone looked at him like fools.
"Daojun, it's obviously a rabbit, how can you say it's a dog, don't call a rabbit a dog!"
The Jade Emperor is colored.
"What?"
Taishang Laojun will look at it again.
In the mirror, it's obviously a dog!
He rubbed his eyes vigorously.
Dog!
It's still a dog!
"System, you're so sassy!"
Needless to say, this situation must be the work of the system.
[Hello, the system is not online, please leave a message to notify]
"retarded."
Chu Feng didn't bother to pay attention to this comic system.
He jumped onto the stretcher of Taishang Laojun, who was struggling with dogs or rabbits, and said, "Fool, you are hallucinating when you are sick!" Hurry up, wash and wash is healthier. ”
So, he took off his big red pants and began to release water.
"You...... Ahh ”
Taishang Laojun took a mouthful of old blood and fainted on the spot.
“……”
This scene made everyone staggered.
"Why does it feel familiar?"
"Seems to be."
……
"Cool!"
Coming out of the Lingxiao Palace, Chu Feng felt more comfortable than ever.
"Hey, Tutu! A small official with a sesame seed sent someone to find you and ask you to be a guest at his mansion! ”
Nezha caught up with Chu Feng after talking to a small servant in the rear.
"Sesame-sized petty officer?"
"Well, sesame seeds."
"What officer?"
"Bimawen."
"Bi ...... Horse...... Lukewarm? ”
The corners of Chu Feng's mouth twitched.
Well, that's right, it's indeed sesame big.
"By the way," Nezha picked up Chu Feng and said, "How did you hook up with Chang'e and the Seventh Princess?" Listen, you're mine, no other ideas! ”
Chu Feng blinked.
Then, with his claws outstretched, he made a sharp clenching gesture.
"I, all of them."