Chapter 63 Looking at Sansheng on the Sansheng Stone, I sighed on the bridge
Something went wrong.
Something big is wrong.
Something big is wrong.
Taishang Laojun woke up.
Taishang Laojun is still awake.
Taishang Laojun finally fucking woke up.
Lingxiao Palace.
All the immortals gathered.
This time, the Demon Dao was able to return to tranquility, and the Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, the third prince of Nezha, and Jiuyao Xing made great contributions, and the Jade Emperor naturally rewarded his merits.
Yes, the martial arts generals of the Lingxiao Hall were separated on both sides, dozens of people, and the momentum was complete.
As a result, it took three minutes for the Jade Emperor to end his commendation of Li Jing and others.
Yes, three minutes.
Three minutes at most, no more.
Because, the business has just begun.
"Ahem......"
The Jade Emperor, a middle-aged man who looks no more than forty years old, has a national face, peach blossom eyes, and a kind face.
At the moment, the head is full of black lines.
He glanced down, speechlessness written all over his face.
In the center of the temple, there is a stretcher.
Lying on the stretcher was Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun turned sideways slightly, with a dark face, and glanced at the rabbit next to him.
This rabbit, of course, is Chu Feng.
"Damn, it looks like you're going to eat me."
Chu Feng glanced at Taishang Laojun and pursed his lips.
Early this morning, when he heard the news that Taishang Laojun had woken up, he knew that something was wrong.
Sure enough, soon Taishang Laojun accused him of stealing everything from the Tushi Palace.
However, Nezha objected.
Nezha believes that it was the dog that stole the Dan, and now it is the rabbit, not one.
But Taishang Laojun spat at the stars, claiming that this rabbit was the dog.
The two faced each other, and they almost fought on the spot.
Fortunately, Taishang Laojun was lying on a stretcher, weak and unable to fight.
Yes, the Jade Emperor decided to have another debate - it was held last time anyway, so why not do it again?
On the positive side, it is still led by Heavenly Court F4, that is, Taishang Laojun, Tai Bai Xing, Wenqu Xing and Barefoot Daxian.
Positive point of view: The rabbit Chu Xiaobu is the cute dog Chu Feng.
The arguments are as follows:
First, Chu Xiaobu is wearing big red trousers, and the big red trousers belong to Chu Feng, because the two are the same person (people: How did the rabbit and the dog matter involve me?). )。
Second, Chu Xiaobu once claimed to be Chu Feng's elder brother, and owned Chu Feng's fat ci and wangzi milk, but it is obvious that the rabbit cannot be the dog's brother, yes, this rabbit must be the dog's incarnation.
Third, one day Nezha will be heard calling the rabbit "Tutu", and "Tutu" is the dog.
Fourth, the rabbit walks in the same way as the dog...... Drag.
To sum up, Chu Xiaobu is Chu Feng, and the rabbit in front of him is the original dog.
Obviously, it is reasonable for the positive side to make bold conjectures based on facts from multiple angles and levels.
"Your Majesty, please be the master of the old way!"
Taishang Laojun, who was lying on the bed, said with an aggrieved face.
His heart was bitter.
The last time I was drained, my mana finally eased up, but after going out to wave for a few days, I came back, and I didn't have a single pill in the palace.
The important thing is that the Devouring Pill is gone.
That's the elixir you can use to recover all your mana as quickly as possible!
Later, I heard that Qingniu said that the dog stole it, and he fell directly in a fit of anger.
As a result, the body that had just recovered could not be able to do it again, and could only lie on a stretcher.
At this moment, Taishang Laojun really wanted to look up to the sky and roar.
The baby's heart is bitter!
"Humph!"
Nezha pouted, took three steps in front of the hall, saluted the Jade Emperor, and began to fight back.
Opposite, Nezha.
Opinion: Chu Xiaobu is not Chu Feng or Tutu, this rabbit is not that dog.
The arguments are as follows:
First, rabbits are cute;
Second, rabbits are cute;
Third, rabbits are cute.
To sum up, draw a point of view.
It can be seen that the opposite side starts from ...... Well, Nezha has no argument at all.
“……”
“……”
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“……”
The audience was silent.
Such a powerful argument is indeed rare and shocking.
"Ahem......"
In view of Nezha's merit in suppressing demons, he has to give some face, so the barefoot immortal took a step back.
Therefore, Heavenly Court F4 folds one, and there are three people left.
Taishang Laojun has an absolute advantage.
"Your Majesty, please allow Lao Dao to throw this rabbit demon into that gossip furnace for nine hundred and eighty-one days, and there will be a harvest!"
Taishang Laojun grimaced and glanced at Chu Feng.
Chu Feng's body shook,
Damn, I'm so empty that I'm lying on the bed, and I'm still thinking about throwing Lao Tzu into the furnace.
Obsession, obsession.
"I ......"
Nezha was in a hurry.
However, I don't know what to say.
"That ......"
The Jade Emperor was about to speak, but saw the guards come in and report: "Your Majesty, the Guanghan Fairy asks to see!" ”
"Guanghan Fairy?"
The Jade Emperor didn't know why.
The gods and immortals in the hall were also confused.
"Xuan!"
The Jade Emperor paused for a moment and said.
As soon as the words fell, I saw the fairy coming in a neon dress and feather dress, with a graceful posture, a thin waist of willows, slender legs, and an incomparably beautiful thing.
The fairy was holding a rabbit with a small quilt in his arms, and he was blinking his eyes to look around, and finally his eyes fell on Chu Feng, and his cheeks bulged out instantly.
Chu Feng: "......"
Looks like I didn't untie the Jade Rabbit yesterday?
Oops, that's a little embarrassing.
"What's the matter with the fairy?"
The Jade Emperor spoke, his tone soft.
After Chang'e saluted, she made her intention clear.
To the surprise of the Jade Emperor, Chang'e came here to speak for the rabbit below.
Yes, there is one more person on the opposite side.
"Good."
Chang'e touched the head of the jade rabbit.
"Hmm."
Yutu nodded, and then took out one or twenty bottles of Wangzi milk from the quilt cover, and took out more than a dozen fat ci, made fat ci into a scarf and wrapped it on the spot, and then drank Wang Zi's milk in a grand manner, and also started a smack sound.
Chang'e said: "My Xiaoyu also has a lot of Wangzi milk and fat, if it is Yiwen Quxing's words, could it be that Xiaoyu is also Tutu?" ”
"Forehead ......"
In a word, Wen Quxing was speechless.
Therefore, Tianting F4 folds one more.
"Xiaobu, my sister will go first."
Chang'e gave Chu Feng a look, saluted the Jade Emperor again, and left the place.
That's all she can do.
"Contradicting ghosts."
Chu Feng smiled.
"Your Majesty, Fairy Guanghan was also confused by this demon rabbit. However, the facts are the facts, and please make a quick decision on your majesty! ”
Taishang Laojun urged.
At the same time, he gave Chu Feng a sneer.
He had the upper hand and was not worried at all.
"That ......"
As soon as the Jade Emperor was about to speak, the guard came in again and said, "Your Majesty......"
"Nope!"
The Jade Emperor frowned and waved his hand.
Lingxiao Treasure Palace, what a solemn place, the script is ugly enough, if some fairy intercedes for this rabbit, it won't be a vegetable market?
Since Taishang Laojun is reasonable, he simply gave this rabbit to Taishang Laojun to save his troubles.
"But Your Majesty ......"
"No, go down."
"No......"
The guard wanted to say something, but seeing the Jade Emperor's resolute attitude, he had no choice but to go down.
Only then did the Jade Emperor say: "That ......"
Da Da Da ......
Before he finished speaking, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a man rushing in despite the guards.
The Jade Emperor's face was pale, and he looked like a thunderstorm.
However, after seeing the man, he quickly turned cloudy and sunny, with a flattering smile on his face.