That one, there was a land lord.

Chu Feng was appointed as the land lord of the Infernal Mountain.

"Why is it the land lord and not the mountain god......

Outside the Nantian Gate, Chu Feng looked at the foot-long small cane and shook his head.

This is the land staff.

It is said that he can communicate with Heaven.

Of course, Chu Feng hasn't figured out how to use it yet.

He seriously suspected that this was a broken stick.

"Tutu!"

In the distance, a shout was heard.

Chu Feng looked up and saw that Nezha, dressed in a red suit, came by the clouds.

Phew!

Nezha fell, directly hugged Chu Feng into his arms, and rubbed his long ears vigorously.

"Tutu, you're so bad!" Nezha rubbed it and said, "The holy order is hard to disobey, and now I can't say anything, so I can only let you go to Infernal Mountain." ”

Chu Feng laboriously pulled his ear out of Nezha's hand and said, "Do you know Infernal Mountain?" ”

"Mt. Infernal Affairs is not a good place, it is very dangerous." Nezha's face was worried.

"Tell me about it."

"The land lord on Infernal Mountain is dead, and only a hair remains."

“……”

"There are no bones left in the previous land, only one tooth remains."

“……”

"It's a little better to be the landlord, all limbs are there, but the family is separated."

“……”

Depend on.

No way.

I'm leaning on it.

This Infernal Mountain is the Yama Palace!

Chu Feng pursed his lips and said, "How long have they been in Infernal Mountain?" ”

Nezha obviously inquired about it and said, "I stayed in office for three months, I stayed in office for two months, and I stayed in office for one month." ”

Chu Feng: "......"

It's too cold too fast, is it too hot for the lunch?

"There are many monsters in Infernal Mountain, and the factions are complicated. Several landlords were killed for breaking the rules there, and some were assassinated quietly...... "Nezha added.

You must know that there are countless mountains in the mortal world, and basically every mountain has a monster sitting in it.

Of course, there are also land lords and mountain gods.

Monsters are also divided into good and bad monsters.

Those good demons only practiced in the mountains, and Heavenly Court had no reason to arrest them.

And the bad demon, as long as it doesn't involve mortal things, Heavenly Court won't care.

Unless the monsters devour mortals, the heavenly court will send troops to encircle and suppress them.

Therefore, in most cases, whether it is the land lord or the mountain god, they all coexist peacefully with the monsters.

However, Infernal Mountain is a place that terrifies all land lords and mountain gods.

Mortals in the vicinity of Mt. Infernal Affairs often disappear for no reason.

Moreover, even the land lords and mountain gods often lay corpses in the wilderness.

Heavenly Court had sent someone to investigate.

However, nothing was found.

Therefore, Infernal Mountain has become a place of fear for all land lords and mountain gods.

No one wants to be assigned there.

Everyone knows what it means to be assigned there.

"Infernal Mountain...... Infernal ...... Infernal Hell ......"

Chu Feng frowned.

The Nirvana Sutra says: "Suffering from the infertile body will never die, and longevity is the great calamity in the infernal hell." ”

Infernal Hell is a place of extreme suffering in the world, and those who suffer from it are suffering all kinds of extreme suffering all the time. As the so-called is-

If you climb the knife mountain, you will not be able to lift your body; Climbing the sword tree, every inch is divided!

Hot iron does not cure hunger, swallowing it will rot the liver and intestines; It is difficult to cure thirst with foreign copper, and if you drink it, you will have minced flesh and bones!

If you are sharp and dismantle, you will be intermittent and continuous; If the wind blows, the dead will be alive!

In the fierce fire city, endure the miserable screaming; In the tormented plate, but the sound of pain is heard!

Frozen and condensed, it resembles a green lotus stamen; When the flesh and blood are split, the body is like a red lotus flower!

Death and life in one night, every time the underground passes ten thousand times; Once painful, the world has passed a hundred years......

This is the Infernal Hell!

"Does the Name of Infernal Affairs have anything to do with Hell......

Chu Feng pondered.

Seeing Chu Feng's sad appearance, Nezha comforted: "Don't be afraid, Tutu, I have already sent someone to Infernal Mountain to tell those monsters, if anyone dares to bully my family, Tutu, I will take the heavenly soldiers and generals to level the Infernal Mountain!" ”

Chu Feng: "......"

Oh, my God.

That's not how you say cruel words.

Something is going to happen like this, my little Nezha.

"Third Prince!"

Just as Chu Feng was thinking, a heavenly soldier and heavenly general rushed over and reported: "Oh no, the person sent to Infernal Mountain has lost contact!" ”

Nezha's little face tightened instantly, and he said angrily: "What an arrogant monster, I want to ask the Jade Emperor to level Infernal Mountain!" ”

Chu Feng said helplessly: "What is the reason? ”

"Why?" Nezha said, "They killed my soldiers!" ”

"What about the evidence?"

"Evidence ......," Nezha pouted, "I...... I don't know, they must have done it anyway! ”

Chu Feng sighed and said, "Without evidence, you can't prove that it was done by the monsters of Infernal Mountain." And you just said that there are many monsters in Infernal Mountain, and there are also many good demons who don't care about the world and devote themselves to cultivation, not to mention whether the Jade Emperor will approve it, even if it is really accurate, is it possible that you have really leveled the entire Infernal Mountain? ”

"But......" Nezha stomped his feet anxiously, "I just want to destroy the bad monsters." ”

Chu Feng gave Nezha a smile and said, "Huh, Tutu is now the land lord, give it to Tutu!" ”

"Flutter!"

Nezha smiled like a peach blossom and was amused by Chu Feng.

However, the eyes that looked at Chu Feng were still full of worry: "Infernal Mountain is so dangerous, I'm really worried about you." ”

The corners of Chu Feng's mouth rose slightly, and he said, "I promise, I will definitely come back safely, but ...... You'll have to promise me one thing, too. ”

Nezha blinked and said, "Tutu you say, I promise to promise you!" ”

Chu Feng leaned into Nezha's ear and said softly: "When I come back, I want to know if you are a little brother or a little sister." ”

In an instant, Nezha's cheeks were as red as the sunset, and he said in a slurred voice: "It's ...... Is it important......"

"It's important."

Chu Feng looked serious.

At the same time, I feel sleepy.

What if Nezha is really a man......

Do you want to know the man and go up......

Hey, no, no, no.

There is only one and n times to know the man.

If you accept it, won't Lao Tzu become a......

"Tutu, are you thinking about something!"

Nezha grabbed Chu Feng's ear with one hand and picked him up, his little face facing Chu Feng.

Chu Feng said solemnly: "Yes, and it's very sexy." ”

Nezha puffed out his cheeks, lightly tapped Chu Feng's forehead with his other hand, and muttered, "Tutu is bad, Tutu is getting worse and worse." ”

"Hehe, so, are you a little brother or a little sister?"

"Close your eyes, and I'll tell you."

"Why do you close your eyes?"

"Tutu, close your eyes."

"No, it doesn't close."

"Shut up."

"No, it won't."

"Shut up."

"Call me brother."

"Brother."

"Call me handsome."

"Handsome guy."

"Call me husband."

"Old ...... What an old, old! Tutu, hurry up and close my eyes! Bad Tutu! ”

"Hey, hey."

Chu Feng smiled slyly and closed his eyes.

Kiss~

mouth, which was quickly gagged.

"Forehead ......"

Chu Feng was stunned.

This is, forcibly kissed?

He opened his eyes.

Nezha closed his eyes, his slender eyelashes were slightly hidden, and he looked very good.

At this moment, the guards of the South Heavenly Gate were stunned.

"Hey, do you see, the rumors are true."

"My God, the third prince of Nezha was really fascinated by a rabbit......"

"Damn, it's like being a rabbit......"

"I want to, too."

They watched intently until they felt a cold wind coming, looked back, hurriedly bowed and saluted, and said in unison: "I have seen Your Majesty, the Seventh Princess, Marshal Tianpeng!" ”

The Jade Emperor, looking at the actions of Nezha and the rabbit, was messy in the wind.

Xiao Zi, looking at the actions of Nezha and the rabbit, her little face was full of excitement.

Tiancang, looking at the actions of Nezha and the rabbit, looked confused.

Long.

Kiss~

Chu Feng said weakly: "What are you doing kissing me, people are still rabbits!" ”

Nezha bent the corners of his eyes and said with a smile: "Tutu is mine, I can kiss as much as I want!" ”

"So, are you a man or a woman?"

Nezha pursed his lips and smiled, rubbed Chu Feng's long ears, and said, "I'll tell you when Tutu comes back." ”

Nezha sensed that something was wrong.

Turning his head, he saw the Jade Emperor and the others.

Instantly, petrified.

"I ......"

Nezha's cheeks were hot, and he didn't even salute it, so he slipped away.

Chu Feng: "......"

Run away after kissing, don't be responsible.

However, Chu Feng, who had just been thrown down, was hugged by Xiao Zi who rushed over.

"Little Bunny, you are so bad, play a kissing game with Nezha, I want to play it too!"

The next moment, he was "poofed" by Xiao Zi again.

Call......

The wind blows.

The Jade Emperor stood in place, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Chu Feng, as a rabbit, as a shameless rabbit, tilted his head, licked his lips, shook his long ears at the Jade Emperor, and said:

"Boom!"

"Don't talk about it, little bunny, I still have to play kissing!"

Xiao Zi "popped" up again.

Chu Feng's mouth was blocked, so he communicated with the Jade Emperor with his eyes.

"See it, this is popularity, even if my brother is not in Heaven, there will be a legend of my brother in Heaven."

The Jade Emperor, his eyes widened, his breathing was short, and his heart was like a knife.

The guards of the South Heavenly Gate stood like a pine, holding their heads high, but they all wanted to see the Jade Emperor's reaction, so their eyes were like this:

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The Jade Emperor felt it, his body didn't move, and his eyes were like this:

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Canopy, I don't know what to do, the eyes, it's like this:

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