A week later.

Nantianmen.

A rabbit, holding a small one-foot-long cane and carrying a package on its back, headed forward.

I saw that the rabbit shook its ears and pouted.

"Grandma's, it's good to be a land lord...... How can there be a heavenly court. ”

Chu Feng sighed.

That's the price of coolness.

Rewind to five days ago.

Chu Feng was idle and went to find the roller blinds.

"Hey, brother, I really see that you are not only in charge of rolling the blinds, but also in charge of wiping the cups."

As soon as he stepped into the Lingxiao Palace, Chu Feng saw that the roller blinds were rolling the blinds, wiping the curtains by the way.

The early dynasty has passed, and there are only curtains and Chu Feng who has just arrived in the Lingxiao Palace.

When the curtain heard Chu Feng's words, his body trembled, and he hurriedly put down the work at hand, and said intermittently: "Work...... The general's business...... Can it be considered work? ”

"Okay, okay, let's drink milk!"

Chu Feng threw a bottle of premium Wangzi milk over.

The roller shutter took Wang Zai's milk, smiled from ear to ear, and drank it deliciously.

“……”

Heh, General.

It's not really fragrant yet.

The roller shutter drank a bottle of Wangzi milk at all, licked the milk stains from the corners of his mouth, glanced at Chu Feng, and said, "By the way, Rabbit Fairy, do you know how many ways the general writes?" ”

“……”

Chu Feng was full of black lines.

Come on, I'm just here to hang out, and the hell knows how many ways to write generals.

He said casually, "Three." Write the generals first, then the army; Write the army first, then the general; There are two more words to write together. ”

"This ......"

The face of the roller shutter is cloudy and unpredictable.

After a long time, he said sharply: "Impossible, how can it be possible to write two words together!" ”

Chu Feng was speechless and said, "Brother, haven't you heard of drawing a circle with your left hand and a square with your right hand?" ”

"No, it can't be."

The iconic alpaca's face of the roller shutter is full of seriousness.

Chu Feng shrugged his shoulders and immediately fell to the ground, drawing with both hands at the same time.

Soon, the circle on the left and the square on the right appear at the same time.

"Look, isn't it hard?"

Chu Feng smiled, and wrote the words "general" and "army" with his left and right hands at the same time.

"This ......"

The roller blinds looked shocked.

"I couldn't have imagined that there was such a way to write it...... Why...... Why ......"

His face gradually turned hideous, and finally he took something and smashed it to the ground.

"Smack!"

The thing shattered on the spot.

"Hey, this one seems to be worth a lot."

"Don't make any noise, I'm thinking that the general has a few other ways to write it."

"No, small roll, the pot is broken."

"Shhhh

"I said, is this a glass cup?"

"It doesn't matter what he is, how can the general's writing be important."

"Oh."

Silent.

There was a brief silence.

A second later.

"What did you say was broken?"

"Cups."

"What?"

"Looks like a glass bowl, I guess."

"I ......"

The curtain took a deep breath, looked down, pupils contracted suddenly, the corners of the mouth trembled, the body trembled, and the legs were unconsciously weak, almost paralyzed on the ground.

Chu Feng said: "Is it really a glass cup?" ”

The curtain looked at the broken bowl into more than a dozen pieces, and nodded blankly.

Chu Feng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, that's it." ”

As if grasping a life-saving straw, the roller shutter looked at Chu Feng expectantly: "What, do you have a solution?" ”

Chu Feng shook his head and said, "No, it's a big problem, and it's useless to panic." ”

Roller Blind: "......"

In an instant, he collapsed to the ground.

The glass cup is His Majesty's favorite.

It's over, it's over, it's really over.

"Don't panic, come, I'll give you a few more bottles of Wangzi milk, and leave it in the world to drink slowly."

Chu Feng immediately took out dozens of bottles of Wangzi milk from the system storage room.

The roller shutter said blankly: "Stay in the world? ”

Chu Feng bowed his head and said, "It should be." ”

In "Journey to the West", it seems that it is indeed said that the former general of the Sha Monk, the rolling shutter, was punished to the world because he broke the glass cup, but I don't know if it is this cup on the ground.

"That's great!" The roller shutter smiled suddenly, "Then I don't have to roll the blinds every day, and I don't have to wipe the lamp." ”

Chu Feng: "......"

"No, what if the crime is not enough and the punishment is not in the world, but you have to be responsible for the curtains of other halls!" The curtain frowned.

"Otherwise......" The roller shutter glanced around, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was unpredictable.

The next moment, he got up and tore all the curtains and various decorations in the Lingxiao Hall like crazy, shredded, scrambled, and threw them to the ground.

Chu Feng: "......"

And this kind of operation?

Xiaojuan, you're so sassy!

"Destroy! Wreck! All destroyed! I am a dignified general, rolling the blinds every day! I'll roll your sister! I'll wipe the cup, I'll wipe your sister! ”

The roller shutters were already out of control, frantically destroying the facilities in the Lingxiao Palace.

That night, he got his wish and was punished to the world.

Chu Feng, on the other hand, leaned on the pillar of heaven, sucking Wang Zai's milk, and silently watched the roller blinds being beaten into the mortal world.

Chu Feng: What can I do, I just simply sent him a bottle of milk to drink.

"This little soldier is a bit miserable."

Beside him, the canopy was staggering.

Chu Feng glanced at the canopy.

Second Senior Brother, according to the development of the plot, you are obviously even more miserable.

Rest assured, in the wind and rain, the pigsty is waiting for you.

Time, back to three days ago.

"A great day has started again!"

"Come, this cup of ...... And who? ”

"Roller blinds."

"Yes, Brother Feng, canopy, this cup of rolling blinds, don't get drunk and don't return, come!"

"!"

Chu Feng, the Monkey King, the canopy, drinking wine, his head swaying.

"This cup is ...... Checkmate! ”

"Yes, General Jing!"

"!"

"This cup is ...... Glass Bowl! ”

"That's right, this lamp is also unlucky, it should be respected!"

"!"

……

"Steward, it's not good, Pegasus...... Pegasus is out of control, go check it out! ”

"It's okay, it's important to drink, hehe, you have a drink too?"

……

"Steward, oh no, Pegasus threw a fairy to the ground!"

"You're stupid, people can have spring, horses have to have spring, wait for it to vent the fire, hehe, have a drink?"

……

"Steward, it's not good, Pegasus...... Pegasus kicked the Jade Emperor away with one hoof! ”

"It's okay, keep going."

"Hold the grass!"

Chu Feng shook his body.

"Brother Monkey, Bajie, you two go on, I'll take a look."

Chu Feng was halfway awake and hurriedly went out.

"I'll go."

I saw that the tens of thousands of horses went crazy, which was really terrifying.

"Little Bunny!"

From a distance, Chu Feng saw Xiao Zi being blocked by a group of black horses and shouted at him.

Bang!

He was extremely fast, and immediately rushed over, bringing Xiao Zi out of the chaos.

"Little Bunny, the little guy in charge of the horse reported to his father that it was you who pulled the steward to drink, which made the horse farm mess up, I hurried to take a look, my father was angry!"

Xiao Zi rubbed Chu Feng's long ears and said.

Chu Feng thought to himself, if something like this happened, the little guy would definitely have to explain it to the Jade Emperor.

The Monkey King is the top boss of the little guy, and the little guy naturally doesn't dare to mention it. As for Tianpeng and the marshal of the navy, he didn't dare to say it, so naturally he could only say it.

"Let's go, let's see."

Chu Feng jumped on Xiao Zi's back, dragged the pair of ponytails, and rushed straight away.

Outside the dormitory.

The Jade Emperor looked aggrieved.

As soon as he left the palace, he was knocked down by a Pegasus head-on, losing face.

"Rabbit, it's that rabbit again!"

Hearing the little guy say that it was the rabbit's fault, the Jade Emperor was dissatisfied.

"That's ......"

Suddenly, he saw that there seemed to be a small thing behind Xiao Zi, who came by the clouds......

"Bunny ......"

When he got closer, he found that the rabbit in red pants was actually "riding" all the way with Xiao Zi's double ponytail.

For a moment, the Jade Emperor was stunned.

Damn it.

It's the other way around.

It has always been heard that the third prince of Nezha and Fairy Chang'e are both fascinated by a rabbit.

Unexpectedly, so did his daughter.

Is there any reason for this?

"Father!" Xiao Zi fell and said, "Little Rabbit didn't mean it, you are not allowed to scold him!" ”

Chu Feng, as a rabbit, as a shameless rabbit, tugged the pair of ponytails, winked at the Jade Emperor, and said:

"Boom!"

That one, there was a land lord.