Chapter 26: Cultivation (II)
(Mt. Quis)
The overall area is much larger than that of Youma, and from the map, the mountain is round. It is composed of a semicircular land on both sides and a huge canal that is traversed in the middle. The whole mountain is surrounded by the sea, and it is just connected to the huge canal that crosses in the middle.
There is no bridge between the landmasses on both sides of the mountain, and the only way to reach the other side through the canal that is thousands of feet wide is to use the power of the Lotus Leaf family.
Since there are huge walls on the edge of the mountain, the only way to enter the mountain is through the canal.
Among them, the high wall on the edge will be completely closed at nightfall, taking the shape of a hemisphere, leaving only the mouth of the canal at both ends.
So, it doesn't matter if it's day or night. The mouth of the canal is the only way to enter the mountain. Because this earth-like world does not have the concept of a ship, if not with the help of the Lotus Leaf Family's abilities. It's simply impossible to swim through with bare hands, except for one monster, of course.
I saw that in a small room in a small teahouse on a certain street in a certain corner of the land on the left half of the mountain, it was the housekeeper of the Xiaokui family who leisurely enjoyed tea and played a game. Sitting across from him was a man in a green cowboy hat, a red noble coat, and a pointed chin and goatee.
"Dude, why did you remember to come to see me, this old man?"
Taking advantage of the housekeeper's inattention, Banghao secretly changed the position of the chess pieces.
"yes, didn't I miss you?"
But how can Bang Hao compare to the butler's hand speed, in the blink of an eye, the position of several chess pieces has changed subtly.
"But I don't think you're thinking of me like this...... You're supposed to be an empty nester, right? ”
Bang Hao's words woke up the dreamer.
“…… Hey, don't mention it...... I was disgusted by our little princess Kui~"
The butler punched Bang Hao and was about to steal the hand of the chess piece.
"Don't be so depressed~ I'm ...... Isn't that the same as you? They are all empty nesters at the end of the world, frying each other...... Why is it too urgent? ”
It took a lot of effort for Banghao to pull his hand out from under the butler's fist.
"Don't pretend to be garlic there, I don't know who posted on Weibo a few days ago, taking a photo with a lot of beautiful women in the Red Lip Courtyard. And in less than half a minute, the number of likes was ...... Over 10,000. ”
The butler said solemnly as he frantically shook the hand that had begun to hammer Howe. Somehow, the butler's hands felt as if they had been roasted, and at the moment there was a smell of black smoke.
"Hi ~ don't mind! That's just a way to paralyze~"
Bang Hao didn't change the chess pieces secretly this time, but instead put his hand under the chess table. Then, inexplicably, all the pieces turned red.
"That's what makes people more angry, isn't it? Let's not talk about the likes for the time being, but some girls are still very dead set on you, right? I have the impression that there is a little man who is with you...... It's been a long time. ”
The housekeeper endured the heat wave from the chess pieces and finished the game quickly. He doesn't seem to have any more room to change chess? However, a closer look reveals the clue - he is fanning at a speed that is almost invisible to the naked eye, as if to cool down the chess pieces. Ahem, don't ask me how I saw it.
"Hey~ money, wine, women. If you were destined to choose only one in this life, which one would you choose? ”
Naturally, Banghao will not let the housekeeper succeed easily, since the housekeeper fanned the wind, he took advantage of the situation to light the fire.
"How old has this been a rotten topic? In this world, only strength is the only one! ”
The housekeeper stepped up the strength of the hand.
"Hmph, you're really still the same!"
Banghao increased the amount of fire.
"Ahem, guest officer! Here's your bill for today. ”
A Gao Jianguo junior walked to the table of the two with the bill.
"I'll go! Why is it so expensive?! ”
When the housekeeper saw the sky-high bill, he was directly frightened and lost his glasses. Of course, you can't see his eyes. Because he wears sunglasses all year round, he can't open his eyes due to the strong light exposure that causes him to take off his glasses for the first time.
"Hmph, it seems that you chose money~"
Bang Hao leisurely braces his cheeks.
"It's okay, how much? I'll pay for ...... I'm dead, uh......"
Banghao took the bill and then pretended to be dead.
"So, then, two guest officers, who of you will pay the bill?"
Gao Jianguo frowned slightly, a little angry.
"Why is it so expensive?! We just played chess and had a cup of tea! Tea is still the cheapest foot rubbing tea ordered! You're asking for a lot of money! I want to complain! ”
The housekeeper was out of breath.
"Complaints?! Feel free to complain, anyway, you have to give this money today, and you have to give it if you don't give it! ”
Gao Jianguo Xiaoer tore his clothes, revealing his solid muscles.
"Huh!! That, that, that! That's not going to give either! ”
The two housekeepers are right.
"You know! This chess piece is made of extremely pure white jade forged from the milk of a thousand-year-old zombie bull, which is rare in a thousand years?! It's invulnerable! It can be described as a sky-high treasure! However, such a rare chess piece! Actually given by you two bastards...... It's burning!! ”
Gao Jianguo yelled.
The two came back to their senses, but the chessboard was already in purgatory.
The housekeeper hurriedly slowed down the speed of the fan, and Banghao secretly took his hand out from under the chessboard as if he was nothing.
"So you two, please give money!"
Gao Jianguo dedicated the last tenderness of his life to this moment, although his brows had been distorted to the limit.
"Brother Cai, that little man called me...... Feed! Ah Chun, what?! I got it, I got it! I'll go right over! …… I'm sorry Brother Ha Cai, I have to go to Ah Chun if something happens, and I can't wait, I'll invite you next time. Bye! ”
Bang Hao disappeared in an instant.
"You've got your phone upside down!"
The housekeeper complained.
At this moment, Gao Jianguo had endured to the limit, glaring at the housekeeper angrily.
"Oh wait! I'll answer the phone......"
The housekeeper wanted to follow the cat and the tiger, but ......
"Give the money first, whatever you want to answer the phone~"
"But it's a very important thing......
"Don't be afraid, I'll bear whatever it is~"
"Uh...... I don't have any money......"
"Hmph, are you ready for your ticket to Hell?"
"Huh! Eldest brother! I beg you, although I don't have any money, I still have a pair of hardworking hands......"
"Oh? What do you mean......"
"Woo woo woo...... Bang Hao! You wait for me! ”
The butler got his wish and became a free coolie at the Red Lips Inn.
"Don't desert! Do it seriously! ”
"Yes! Woowoo woo ......"
(Mine south of Greentree Town)
"I didn't expect that there would be such an unsightly place in Greentree Town~"
"Grandpa Garlic, shouldn't you just ask us to come to this place to cultivate~"
"Hmph, exactly!"
"But this place feels so scary, could there be zombies?"
Aoi shivered.
"It's okay! I'll kill him as much as I want! ”
Azuki stands in front of Aoi.
(Obviously pretending to be garlic, hum)"
Little Potato looked at Xiao Kui and puffed out her cheeks.
"I'm so scared, Brother Xiaodou~"
Finally, she couldn't help but come forward.
"It's okay! I'm here! ”
Azuki patted his chest.
"Hmph, sure enough, it's a child's style~"
Gluttony is still cold.
"The hero sees the same thing, look at his terrible appearance!"
Xiao Zuo unexpectedly echoed gluttony (jealousy makes people ugly, hey!) )
"I have a sense of foreboding."
Xiaodou complained helplessly.
"Hmph, it seems that not all of this team is hopeless~"
Gluttony glanced at Xiao Zuo.
"Good feelings, how long will it take to have a drink?!"
Xiao Zuo familiarly put it on the shoulder of the gluttonous eater.
"That's what I mean!"
Gluttony picked up the wine glass and started with Xiao Zuo.
"Where did you get your glasses?"
Little Potato complained.
"Wait! I will give you a terrible thing ......"
Xiaoguo made a grimace.
"Look at the progress bar?!!!!
Everyone spoke in unison.
"No, no, no...... Yes, Grandpa Garlic is gone! ”
Xiaoguo shook his little fat hand heavily.
"Ah!!!!!!h
The crowd was in a mess, including gluttony.
"Huh! Why are you panicking too? It's not your character! I continued to panic, ah!!!!! ”
Xiaodou watched the panicked gluttony, and then ran around like crazy.
"Ah...... Eh, yes, I'm a cold male god, how can I be intimidated by this kind of thing? ”
Gluttony forces cooling.
"Ahem, it seems that another delicious meal has been delivered to the door~"
At this moment, a creepy voice came from behind a mountain of garbage.
"Ah!!!!!h
Gluttony couldn't suppress the panic and rejoined the panicked team.
"I said, if you can defeat me together, I'll let you go."
The sound was still coming from behind the mountain of garbage.
"O king, I've never done anything bad, don't kill me."
Little left peed his pants.
"Hmph, those who don't know how to cherish their companions are guilty of one more degree! The first one will eat you! ”
By the light, an elongated strange shadow appeared behind the garbage mountain, and everyone panicked.
"That's that...... How can the king let us go? ”
"As long as it is, as long as it is ...... What's the matter...... Anyway, I've already told you how to save yourself! Next, it's up to you! ”
With that, the lights went out, and there was a crackling sound behind the garbage mountain.
"Grandpa Garlic! Checkmate! ”
Xiao Right appeared behind the old man Garlic.
"What, what?! You, you guys! ”
Old Man Garlic was still snickering before, and he was so frightened by the sudden crowd that he almost had a heart attack.
"Oh, Grandpa Garlic, what kind of pediatric cultivation is this? Today's kids are much more skilled than you are to play peek-a-boo! ”
Xiaodou looked disgusted.
"Actors are actors...... Not! ”
In the blink of an eye, the old man garlic disappeared again.
"Again?!"
Everyone is getting a little impatient.
"Hey, I really don't want to do it if I don't give us such a powerful skill as teleportation, so I'm playing a game of peek-a-boo here!"
Xiao Zuo grumbled.
"Hehe, it seems that there is another delicious food delivered to the door~"
The same sound came from behind another mountain of garbage.
"Look, here we go again. And the lines are not changed. ”
The bean drooped his head.
"Grandpa Garlic, come out! Otherwise we'll go back."
“? What bullshit Grandpa Garlic?! I'm going to let you die today! ”
The gaffer behind the garbage mountain is in place again, and the elongated black shadow is once again revealed.
"Oops! Grandpa Garlic, you're enough! ”
Xiao Zuo was about to walk towards the garbage mountain angrily.
"Wait! Little Left! Problematic! Look at that dark shadow! ”
Xiao You noticed that something was wrong, and saw that the black shadow was constantly twisting his body.
"Uh-uh...... Is it really a monster?! ”
Xiao Zuo was scared to pee again this time.
(Azuki: "Really?") Is it fake urine at first? Hee-hee-hee")
"Oh, what a broken lamp, the line is actually knotted. Hurry up and take pictures of the buyer's show five-star bad reviews! ”
The voice behind the garbage mountain instantly changed to a person.
"Grandpa Garlic!"
There were kind eyes from the crowd.
"Xiao You, slap in the face!"
Gluttony said coldly.
"Uh-hey-hey-hey, let's find another way......"
Little right to change the subject.
"Hey, hey, kids, give me one more chance...... Not! ”
The old man garlic is gone again.
"Forget it, let's go!"
Xiao Zuo shook his pants boringly, and the cuffs were still wet.
"Let's go? Where to? ”
"Oh, Grandpa Garlic don't ...... It's done, ah!!! ”
Yu and Xiao Zuo are facing each other, the tip of their nose facing the tip of their nose. Well, you don't have a nose.
"Monsters!"
Xiao Zuo's entire pants were soaked again.
"Could it be some boring cultivation that Grandpa Garlic thought of again? This time, the props are quite presentable. ”
Xiao You became a little cringe because of a slap in the face.
"No...... No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this breath! He...... It's secluded! ”
Xiaodou's eyes were hollow.
"I'll just say that it's all in vain to say that the illustrated book or any poster is in vain, no, it's all sent to the door. I said why is the house so lively, it turns out that it is to send me warmth! ”
Although Yu talked a lot, he didn't forget to attack. I saw the pitch-black claws swooping down, and Xiao Zuo was shocked and flew out.
"Don't panic...... Damn, my legs can't help shaking, this guy's aura is really too strong! It's much stronger than the aura of those few man-eating flowers. ”
Xiao Right caught Xiao Zuo, and his face was already the size of a bean.
"Brother Xiaodou, let go of me, I'm going to kill this bastard!"
Little Potato is emotionally out of control.
"Brother, what should I do? Xiaoguo is also a little ...... Out of control, I can't hold him anymore. ”
On the side, Xiaokui was struggling to drag Xiaoguo.
"What should I do, what should I do? What would you do if it were you? ”
Xiaodou trembled and looked at Xiao You, who was in a cold sweat.
"Are you even like that? Damn it! How can I lose here......"
"It's useless, it's useless, it's useless! No matter how hard you try, the difference in strength is very significant! Rest in peace! ”
Yu Fei flew towards Xiaodou quickly.
History is always strikingly similar, and the two of them are dark.
Yu's attack failed again, only to see Gluttony spread out and stand aside, then spit out the two.
"Uh, it's you again!"
"Pea puppy, I don't care about the past suspicions, but please show me some ambition now!"
Storm Cave Bin, phew! Gluttony stretched out two claws to resist the ghost.
"You're really annoying!"
"Brother Xiaodou, I think we have to find a way now."
The little potato seems to have been woken up by the saliva from the gluttonous seeds.
"Little potato, are you alright? That's great! ”
Xiaodou saw that the little potato's mood stabilized and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"So, do you have any ideas?"
Little Potato looked expectant.
"Yes! Run!! ”
Xiaodou took the little potato's hand and ran.
"Shhhh However, if you don't cause me trouble, it can be regarded as your puppy's progress~"
Gluttony actually laughed inexplicably.
(Xiaodou: Don't think that I don't know you're talking bad about me if I'm far away!) )
"Yo yo yo! What a joy to be enemies! However, immediately let you have no joy, only joy! ”
Yu said something he didn't understand.
“…… Nothing seems wrong. ”
"Anyway, what I hate the most is you, and you have to spoil me every time! To hell with your joys! ”
Yu pinched the two seeds of Gluttony with one hand, and slashed at Gluttony's head with the other. Unexpectedly, gluttony can stretch the neck. I saw that he bit Yu's other claw very precisely.
"Boy, there are two hits~ But, that's it!"
You's kick flies away from Gluttony, and Gluttony crashes into the mountain of garbage.
At the same time, behind several mountains of garbage. Old Man Garlic is besieged by four zombie captains: bald heads, barricades, poles, and iron buckets.
"Hmph, anyway, the last bald zombie captain in Grass Town was killed by you~"
The bald head spoke.
"Huh?"
The old man garlic looked confused.
(Damn!) It was going to be for the kids to compete with these guys. If there is danger at that time, the old man can support them at any time. It's good now, it's become the old man's cultivation alone. I don't know what happened to the child, did he encounter danger? )”
"Do you think I'm going to believe you? You bad old man, you're so bad! I've been to the site to investigate it myself, and it smells like garlic! And you've got that smell on you! ”
The bald head scolded.
"I say, little brother, you have to pay attention to evidence in everything, right......"
"Don't talk to me about any evidence...... Yes!!! ”
The bald head rushed to the old man garlic, and the result was obvious - the bald head rushed into the sky.
"Damn! Let's go together! Slaughter this sassy old man! ”
The barricade called out to the other two corpses.
"No problem, let's go!"
Iron Bucket said to the pole zombie.
"Huh! It's the weekend! Today is Frozen DreamWorks time, hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry, I'll go first! ”
The pole zombie is a person who understands and retracts into the tombstone.
"Damn! Greedy for life and afraid of death! Let's go! ”
The barricades rushed first.
"But it's not a weekend either...... Here it comes! ”
The Bucket Zombie followed slowly.
"Hey, he will always come, and if he should go, you can't keep it~"
The old man took out a garlic leisurely, and the two zombies stopped.
"Is this the magic weapon he used to make his bald head go to heaven?"
The iron bucket asked.
"Whatever! As long as he shatters his magic weapon, he will have nowhere to hide! ”
The barricade thought that the victory was in hand, and jumped up. However, the old man threw the garlic on the ground.
"Huh!! …… Yes!! ”
Barricades to the sky.
"Hey~ It's a pity, this garlic is wet again. Did you touch the water when you started to escape? No, why is there still a smell of urine? …… Damn it! It must be a bad boy like Xiaodou, who defecates everywhere! ”
The old man garlic also deliberately picked up the garlic and smelled it.
(Xiaodou: "I didn't do it.") ”)
"Uh...... This guy is so strong?! ”
The Bucket Zombie took a few steps back.
"What's wrong? Bucket~ Where are you going? ”
The old man garlic threw a wink.
"You better take the initiative to come and send me to heaven, I think I will have a little more face in this way, woo woo woo ......"
Iron bucket to the sky.
"What's wrong with the zombies now? Oh no, we have to go see the kids! ”
"Who?!!! Yo, who should I be, it turned out to be the son of Mr. and Mrs. Cherry~"
Yu was interrupted by Xiao Zuo's cherry.
"If you have a kind, come here, non-mainstream! Outline! ”
Xiao Zuo stuck out his tongue.
"Hmph, if it were before, I would really like to beat you up. But today I changed my mind, because I saw that the son of Gao Jianguo and his wife, who made me so unbearable, is still alive! ”
Yu Xun rushed towards Xiaoguo.
"Xiaoguo!"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Kui actually blocked Yu's attack for Xiao Guo. Aoi collapsed in a pool of blood.
"Broken girl, bad for my interest! Play here today! You! Come with me! I'm going to go back and torture you well! ”
Yuyi grabbed the small fruit and disappeared behind the garbage mountain.
"Little Fruit !!"
Everyone didn't have time to react, and Xiaoguo had disappeared.
"Aoi-chan! Aoi-chan! Aoi-chan! Yes!!!!! ”
Xiaodou looked at the unbelievable scene in front of him and went away again.
Completely black, he wantonly released black purple peas in the garbage mountain, and the garbage mountain was reduced one by one.
"It's ......"
Gluttony was stupefied by the oncoming black peas and stood still.
Fortunately, the old man garlic arrived in time and blocked the bullet.
"Kids! Come to me! ”
Old man garlic called out to everyone.
"But, Sister Aoi is still there......"
Little Potato's voice trembled.
"Damn! Is this dried beans? ”
Old man Garlic is also helpless at this time, if he chooses to save Xiaokui at this moment, he will put other children in danger.
"No, Grandpa Garlic, please, think of a way."
At this moment, the children have faded away from their usual pride, and it seems that the injury of their companions has caused a lot of impact on their hearts.
"Damn! The old man is such a useless old thing! This kind of time! What to do? ”
The old man garlic inevitably showed a helpless expression.
"Brother~ You said that you want to be my big hero all the time, right~"
Aoi called out weakly to Tsuki.
"Aoi-chan, don't get his attention!"
Old man garlic wants to try to stabilize the situation as much as possible.
"It's okay, I believe brother, it won't hurt me. Right, brother~"
When Xiaodou heard Xiaokui's voice, the rampage seemed to be even more out of control. The pitch-black peas are all over the place, but each one just avoids Aoi.
"It seems that Xiaodou is still conscious, children, you follow me and slowly approach Xiaokui."
"Hmm!"
Everyone held their breath.
"Huh?!"
Shodou spotted the crowd approaching Aoi and pointed his gun at Aoi.
"Not good! He's going to hurt Aoi! ”
"It's too late!"
Black peas have been ejaculated.
"If, Die by Your Hands......"
Xiao Aoi finally couldn't hold back the pain of the wound on her body and fainted.
Just as the black pea was close at hand, a disc of the sun god in front of Xiao Aoi reduced the pea to nothing, and then dissipated.
"Good opportunity! Everyone, hurry! ”
Everyone took the opportunity to run to Aoi.
"That, Xiaodou he ......"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaodou also fell down exhausted.
"Whew, it's okay, that pitch-black form seems to consume a lot of his mental power!"
The old man jumped up and caught the reverted bean.
"Without further ado! Let's take them to the hospital! ”
Old man garlic said.
"Hmm!"