Chapter 25: Cultivation (I)
(Mine south of Greentree Town)
"Uh~~~~~! Shh Damn Gao Jianguo and his wife, they can make me comfortable! It took a long time to hibernate. Call...... Anyway, it looks like someone has been here during my hibernation. It seems that something else scanned me with a QR code? Damn it! Let me know who it is! It's going to make you a QR code! ”
Yu woke up from his dormant state.
(Penny: Are you talking about me?) )
"Now that I've recovered, I have to go out and move my muscles~ Oh yes! Posters! Hey, forget it! That useless thing! I'd better go out and find it myself! ”
A tombstone was summoned and sank.
(Grass Town)
"Uh~~~~~~~~, it's so comfortable, it's been a long time since I've slept so beautifully."
Azuki stretched.
"Cut, tasteless words."
Xiao Zuo still has a poisonous tongue.
"Hehe, some people may have forgotten about peeing their pants under the mouth of the cannibal flower at that time."
"I, I didn't!"
Xiao Zuo blushed.
"If there is, it will be changed, and if there is none, it will be encouraged~"
Old man garlic suddenly appeared in front of the two.
"It's ......"
"Huh!!! Grandpa Garlic?! ”
"Eh, what's the surprise? Don't you welcome me, an old man? ”
"You obviously want to eat and drink."
Little Potato looked disgusted.
I saw the old man garlic gobbling up bread.
"Don't think that the old man just came here to do nothing, hmm~hmm~ The old man is here specifically for your cultivation. Oops, oh my god, it smells so good! ”
The garlic old man wrapped his mouth all over it.
"You talk about cultivation, but your body is very honest."
"Okay, okay, let's go with the old man!"
Old Man Garlic has left Dave's house.
"Where to go? You'll have to pay for the food first. Hello"
"Are you planning to eat the Overlord meal?!"
Dave's eyes glowed fiercely.
"You've just been talking normally again."
Bean pulled away from the topic.
(Releeio) (Please pay the money, or you will bear the consequences.) )
"Hey, can I take credit?"
Xiaodou wants to be cute.
“…… No need to talk! ”
"You've said something human!"
“…… (wawaowao!! (Are you going to drive me crazy?) )
"Look at the flying saucer!"
This trick has been tried and tested, and everyone has passed the test in confusion.
(wawaowao!)" (Don't let me catch you!!) )
"Grandpa Garlic, where are we going to cultivate?"
"Go, Greentree!"
"Greentree Town?!"
Azuki beans and small potatoes say in unison.
"The next companion, Ice Jelly Beans is in Greentree Town!"
Xiaodou flipped through the illustrated book.
"Isn't that right?"
"Don't take this opportunity to relax your cultivation!"
The garlic old man is serious.
"Your sudden enthusiasm is obviously hiding a knife in your smile!"
Xiao You complained.
"Don't think you're serious for a while, we'll get you food for free."
"Hey, today's children~ I don't have talent, and I can't be a hero anymore. Forget it, since you don't have the fighting spirit, then the old man won't let you cultivate. ”
The old man garlic deliberately opened the topic,
"You're obviously kidnapping!"
"Say whatever you want. Children who don't have fighting spirit can't grow up. ”
"So, is there a fighting spirit in this way?"
Xiao Zuo took out a pastry from behind him.
I saw that the old man garlic instantly became the same as Erha, sitting obediently on the ground.
"So, you still think we don't have talent?"
Xiao Zuo deliberately moved the pastry higher.
"No, no, no! You can only be described as talented! You guys are geniuses! ”
"Look, it's all revealed."
"Hey, forget it, as long as I can become stronger, I will face up to the difficulties!"
Shodoi's eyes lit up.
"Dare to ask, it doesn't matter your wallet, right?"
Xiao Zuo's words, Xiao Dou's two lines of tears.
"And how are we going to get there?"
“”
"Well, I think we'd better walk over there! Anyway, Green Tree Town is in the center of Youma Country, and it's not far away. ”
"That's right, it's time to exercise."
"yes, look at my elm head! What am I hoping for? ”
"Agreed!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Forehead ......"
"What the hell is wrong with these kids? I don't have a car...... Huh! What's wrong with this car?! ”
Old Man Garlic glanced back at Penny, who had already become a stone cart.
"Is it because hiking is all the way this year? It's really confusing. ”
"Hurry up! Grandpa Garlic! ”
"Okay, here."
"By the way, what does Grandpa Garlic want to cultivate for us?"
"Hmph, you'll know when you go."
"Huh!! Still selling Guanzi?! ”
"Whirring ......"
"Stop!"
A familiar voice came from behind him.
"Gluttony?! How did you? ”
"Since there is cultivation, how can I miss it?"
Gluttony with his hands in his trouser pockets.
"You've been following us!!"
"Shhhh Don't be narcissistic! I just happened to be passing by! Please stop talking nonsense! Hurry up! ”
"Why is this man so dragged? In other words, tracking is a very obscene thing?!! ”
Xiao Zuo touched the bean with his elbow.
"This guy is really annoying!"
Xiaodou looked at the gluttony angrily.
"Kids, aren't you going to go?"
Looking back, everyone was already in the distance.
"Hmph, the first trial is about to begin!"
The old man garlic jumped to the roof of someone else's house in a serious manner.
"Who?! Husband, go check it out! ”
"It's supposed to be some kind of dead mouse, right? It's okay, I'll activate the roof mechanism right away and make it cool! ”
As soon as the words fell, a bunch of mechanical eyes grew next to Garlic's feet. Needless to say, the mechanical eye aiming at garlic is a laser sweep. I made the garlic bounce out by its own breath.
"Wow! It turns out that Grandpa Garlic's weakness is lasers! ”
"Wouldn't it? He was ejected by his own breath. ”
"In this way, you can defeat him as long as you use the reaction force in the future!"
"Then what if Grandpa Garlic falls and hurts?"
"Impossible! He will use his breath to cushion before he lands...... The "
Xiao You looked like he knew the old man garlic very well, and then slapped his face in an instant. I saw the old man garlic falling from the sky and smashing a big hole in the ground.
Garlic: "I'm dead, I have something to burn paper~"
"Hehe, Grandpa Garlic is no good, why don't we ......"
Shodou smiled evilly.
"Everyone surrounds him and attacks with all their might!"
Xiao You called out to everyone.
"Yo, is this the captain?"
Gluttony looked disdainful.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not~"
"What did you kid do! Try this tone on my brother again? ”
Little Zuo Brother controls the attribute explosion.
"Alright, Xiao Zuo!"
"However, he is not convinced by you......"
"Cut, I thought at first how awesome your team was, but it turned out to be just a plate of loose sand."
Gluttony words are always sharp.
"Say it again, try it!"
"Hmph, will you only roar in impotence?"
"I'm mad at me!"
"Xiao Zuo, what he said is not unreasonable. We're really just a mess. I also have a lot of shortcomings, and considering that I am older than you, I want to lead everyone with all my might. But I forgot that we want everyone to improve! So, I really don't deserve to be the captain. If we are always led by others, we will never be able to grow! ”
"Brother, you ......"
"Needless to say! Let you see our tacit understanding! ”
Xiao You planned to make a desperate bet and jumped in front of the garlic alone. Then he glanced at Xiaodou and Xiaozuo for a long time - but to no avail.
"Hmph, that's what you're talking about, tacit understanding?"
"Damn! It can't go on like this! ”
Little right hammer on the ground.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing there?! The dead are angry with you!! Fail the first trial! ”
The old man garlic was so angry that he jumped back to the roof with a mechanical eye.
"Grandpa Garlic, that place is ......"
"It's okay, come out!"
I saw the window open, and the heads of the cherry couple poked out of it.
"Huh! Mom and Dad! Why are you here? ”
"Isn't that for the sake of studying this black block? I rented a lab. ”
"Why don't you study it at home?"
"Isn't this to perform with the garlic seniors?"
"Actually, I just don't want to spend money on equipment."
Xiao You thought of the coarse tea and light rice at home before.
"Also, didn't my uncle and aunt say that they were going to track down You's whereabouts?"
Small fruit mending knife.
"Uh......"
Zuo Wei was speechless.
"How can there be so many children, why? If you don't want to go, you don't want to go! ”
Right Shu's true nature was exposed, and she slammed the window shut.
"Wife, your hand ......"
"What's wrong? …… Yes! I've hit the Mechanical Eye button! ”
……
After a while, the old man garlic went to heaven again.
"Is this the second test that Grandpa Garlic gave me?"
"Whatever, let's focus this time!"
"Everyone try to have a tacit understanding this time!"
"But what do we do?"
Xiaoguo pointed to Aoi and Potato.
"Uh, this ......"
"Hmph, I still can't unite together."
Gluttony watched leisurely from the sidelines.
"You !!"
"Don't be distracted, it's coming!"
The three of them aimed at the garlic.
"Ah!!!! Uh......"
The old man garlic is dying.
"Huh!! I actually hit! ”
"It's amazing!"
"Grandpa Garlic, don't you have a breath barrier?"
"And did we win this trial?"
"Win you big slippers?! It's obvious that the old man was forced to go to heaven, right?! ”
"But ......"
"Nothing good! Do you think that the old man will tell you that the old man is afraid of heights and will close the barrier when he is nervous?!!! Not! The old man didn't say anything! ”
"Poof, it turns out that Grandpa Garlic is afraid of heights~"
"I didn't expect that Grandpa Garlic's barrier can be turned off~"
"Grandpa Garlic is afraid of heights, so it's not as good as us ......"
"That's enough!! Really, you have disappointed the old man so much! This trial is meant to teach you the power of unity, but what is the result? Leave the three of them aside! ”
"And me!"
Gluttony raises your hand.
"Oh yes! There are also small gluttonies that are also left to dry. The old man originally called the cherry couple to use the mechanical eye, not to say that I could win by focusing on attacking me. Rather, I want to let you understand the importance of unity through the position of the mechanical eye! If you really want you all to attack me, what should Aoi do? Wouldn't it be just a little fist to hammer me in the chest? ”
"Huh? Small fists? ”
"And if you say that, how on earth are we going to pass the test?"
"Ah!! This year's kids are really stupid! The old man fell, was he beaten by you?! ”
"Huh?"
"If the strength of unity is great, does it have to be a beating?!!!
"Then what do you mean ......"
"Of course, it's to help the old man up! Why are you so stupid?! Is it possible that you are still afraid that the old man will not be able to touch the porcelain? ”
"Hey, brother, I think we should go home and practice the cherry stand-in by ourselves, maybe it's faster than this kind of cultivation."
"Uh, I think it's okay."
"Xiaokui, why don't we go and take the commission."
"Well, brother, I'll go wherever you go~"
"No, Brother Xiaodou, I'm going too!"
Little Potato said.
"What should I do? That's right! I'm going to be a locksmith! ”
Xiaoguo rotates the handcuffs,
"Cut, since you haven't cultivated, then I'll go back too! Those two guys are idle anyway. ”
Gluttony remembered the Green Pleiades and.
"Hey! Do you want to be so united in this regard? Woowoo woo ......"
The old man Garlic burst into tears, but everyone had already parted ways.
"That's enough!!! The old man will take you to practice well! ”
"I must be thinking about some useless boring cultivation of spicy chicken~"
"Hey, you have to cheat on food and drink."
"Huh!! Don't you go!! The old man gives money! Give money! Still can't do it? ”
"Is that true?!"
Everyone flashed back to the old man's side in an instant.
"I don't have you like this! What about respecting the old and loving the young?!! ”
"Yes! We are young! ”
"But the old man is so old......"
"Being old is no excuse, there are so many minors here. Don't you understand the principle that the minority obeys the majority? Or do you want to be hungry for......"
You want to starve
Want to starve
Hungry
Excrement~~~~~~~
The words of the bean keep ringing in the ears of the garlic.
"I'm sorry! The old man is wrong! ”
Old man Garlic knelt on the ground and kowtowed sincerely to everyone.
"Hey, forget it~ For your sincere sake, I will forgive you~"
Shodou deliberately said honorifics.
"Without further ado, let's head to Greentree Town!"
(Hmph, you stinky boys!) You'll be happy in a while! )”
Old man garlic smiled wickedly.
"Eh, Grandpa Garlic, what's wrong with your mouth?"
Xiaoguo looked at the old man garlic curiously.
"Oh, oh, oh! Nothing! Nothing! ”
"The more you talk about it, the more suspicious it becomes!"
There were disdainful glances from the crowd.
"Alright, alright! It's time for us to go! ”
(Greentree Town)
The perimeter is surrounded by lush vegetation, and houses of various shapes and sizes are lined up one after another. The whole grade was instantly opened with the other three towns. In the middle of the dense vegetation is Chenguang Mountain in Greentree Town. Morning Light Mountain is located in the middle of Greentree Town, and the entire kingdom territory of Youma Kingdom is located at the peak of this mountain, once the City of Sunshine, and now the City of Ice and Snow.
"Report!"
"Come in!"
"Report! This is a secret letter from the King of Ice and Snow City! ”
The Master Chief with a ring handed the secret letter to the blue-haired leader.
“…… Oh? What kind of wind is this? You want to invite me to the city? ”
The blue-haired leader looked at the secret letter with interest.
"Come here! Tell the other soldiers, no one has my permission! Don't leave the bureau for half a step! Also, call a few second-class non-commissioned officers and come with me to the Ice and Snow City! ”
"Yes!"
(Hmph, this impostor king of Youma who has never heard of the world is so whimsical?) I, Ai Chen, want to see what kind of medicine you sell in this gourd? )”
Ai Chen put on his coat and walked out of the pea bureau.
……
"Wow...... It's spectacular~"
Azuki sighed at the scenery of Greentree Town.
"It's just not comparable to ...... Mom and Dad are really liars, and they also said that Baiyun Town is the most beautiful place...... Ouch! ”
Xiao Zuo took another punch from Xiao Right.
"You're not allowed to say that, Mom or Dad! …… But it's really beautiful......"
"Really fragrant ......"
Little Potato squinted at Little Right.
"The town's inhabitants are dominated by high-quality calendula and ice peas. The reason why you feel beautiful is all due to the Ice Family. Do you see the mountain in the middle? That's the fortress of Youma! ”
The old man garlic explained unhurriedly.
"Ice, peas?"
Aoi always seems to have a resistance to the word pea.
"I'm going there! I want them to know that I'm the best pea hero! ”
Xiaodou confidently pointed to the ice and snow city.
"Huh! I can't help it! Ahem, our destination today is ......."
Old Man Garlic couldn't help but point to Ice and Snow City as well.
“…… Isn't this still a fortress in Youma? ”
"Huh! Wrong, wrong! You guys just come with me anyway! ”
"Oooh!"