"It's going to die? Why? I've seen it, just opened the spiritual intelligence, it is the early stage of chaos, and it is still early from the three tribulations of heaven, earth and man, not to mention, after opening the spiritual intelligence, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth can exercise the body to remove diseases, how can there be death? Sister Ying also didn't understand what Da Zhuang meant by this.

"My sister, are you really stupid or fake stupid, it's a chicken, have you ever seen a chicken become a fairy? And it is still a little hen that has been raised at home, no matter what chance it has, according to my understanding, the life span of chickens is only six or seven years at most, what can you do in these six or seven years, how many years did it take you to open your mind, and how many years did it take to be reborn? ”

"What's more, there is another point, you seem to have forgotten, as the saying goes, there are thousands of families, and the hairy ones are not counted, what does it mean, do you know how many diseases of chickens can cause them to die, and the veterinary station is simply confused about the prevention and control of chicken diseases!"

"Let a chicken cultivate immortals, this is simply impossible!"

"You and I both know that if you want to cultivate, the minimum lifespan of the Immortal Family to open the spiritual wisdom must be ten years, which is still very rare, and if you want to cultivate, there are no decades, hundreds of years of lifespan will not work at all, this is the difference between us and humans!"

Groov!

Qianqiu hegemony turned empty!

Cheng Zhou's heart chuckled, and it seemed to ignore one of the most important issues.

He is now a chicken, a young hen that has always been domestic.

Don't talk about cultivation, it's already a miracle to be able to live.

"Although, I don't know what he relied on to get the chance, but there is a sentence I have always wanted to say, chickens, should have the fate of chickens, do what a chicken should do, honestly lay eggs, and then wait to be served on the table and become a dish!"

"Hey, Sister Ying, don't say it, I suddenly remembered a question, this chicken is really a treasure all over the body, you see, chickens can be killed and eaten meat, chicken feathers can be made into feather dusters, and even other body parts of chickens are also very delicious, chicken feet, chicken gizzards, chicken offal, chicken heads, chicken buttocks, these are all famous food!"

What the hell are you ......

Chengzhou wants to curse.

You're a dish, you're a dish, your whole family is a dish!

Tell me, there is no animal in this world who is not a dish.

Human beings are ferocious, and there is something they can't eat, don't dare to eat!

Which of the monsters in Journey to the West can't be eaten?

Tiger Power Daisen? Luli Daisen? Yang Li Daxian?

The first two are about to be eaten extinct, and the latter one is a must if it is used to cook soup.

But......

Cheng Zhou was deflated.

That being said, I'm just a chicken at most, chicken, how do you cultivate.

People can become immortals in five or six years at every turn, hundreds of years or thousands of years?

Not to mention becoming an immortal, it would be good to be able to transform into a human being after practicing for five or six years, but ......

Even if you become a human after five or six years, what else can you do?

What will you be like in six years?

As for Zuo Liangna, who killed herself, she has long been married and had children, and she has forgotten who she is!

My sister and father have their own lives.

When a person dies and a bird rises to the sky, it is just a handful of dust!

At this moment, Cheng Zhou was disheartened.

I still cultivate a fart, that Da Zhuang is right, no matter how much I practice, I can't get rid of my fate.

Chickens should do what chickens should do, honestly lay eggs, and then be made into a dish and served on the table......

Isn't it, wait, wait?

Honestly laying eggs?

Lay eggs?

A thunderbolt on a sunny day!

Still laying eggs?

Well, it seems to be hey, I'm a chicken now, what can a hen do without laying eggs?

But......

How is this egg going to be laid?

Self-laid eggs, is that an egg?

Phew!

Is this egg edible, exactly?

And one more important question, that ......

Ahem, can it hatch?

Burst!

Thinking about it like this, Chengzhou himself was amused by himself.

This reminded him of Liu Laogen's sketch, a rooster, he was going to lay eggs.

What's the difference between yourself and that.

Confused, suffering from gains and losses, Chengzhou stayed in the cage until the night.

On this day, he thought a lot, recognized a lot, and denied a lot.

But at the end of the day, live well and do something meaningful!

Even if it is a chicken, even if there is a day left to live, he has to live well!

He couldn't stay here.

Even fools can see that Da Zhuang is full of love for himself.

He has always believed that his spiritual wisdom comes through a panacea, and if he eats himself, he can become an immortal!

It wasn't until after eleven o'clock in the evening that Chengzhou heard the sound of the door closing downstairs.

"Okay, Da Zhuang, you can go back and rest, it's been a busy day, and you're quite tired!" Sister Ying's voice.

"Sister Ying, have you forgotten one thing!" Big strong voice

"One thing, what thing?"

"Cut, Sister Ying, that little hen!"

After a few seconds of silence, Sister Ying shouted.

"Oh no, how did you forget it, this has been locked up in a cage for a day, don't be in a hurry!"

The sound of footsteps scurling on the door, the sound of slamming the door open.

Chengzhou feels like he's come back to life!

"Da Zhuang, go and prepare some food! You must be hungry! Sister Ying opened the cage behind her and took Cheng Zhou out of the cage.

I reached out and brushed the feathers on Chengzhou's body very lovingly.

"I'm sorry, I'm a little busy today, I forgot about you, wait for a hurry, hey, Da Zhuang, what are you still sending here, go quickly!"

"No, Sister Ying, ...... you" Da Zhuang looked at the little hen in Sister Ying's arms in some surprise.

"Sister Ying, didn't you smell a strange smell?" Da Zhuang said and pointed with his finger.

Hearing Da Zhuang's words, Cheng Zhou felt ashamed to death.

Why?

What does chicken poop smell like?

It's hard to describe, but some people should remember it vividly.

Once it gets on your body, the smell can't be washed off at all.

The most annoying thing is that chickens and ducks are rectums, but they can't keep poop.

Then there was a tragedy, Chengzhou had tried very hard to endure it, but he still couldn't hold back.

Being locked in a cage, and then what's the matter, shame on people, shame on chickens!

Don't panic!

Anyway, Chengzhou feels like he's about to die!

Of course, the most tragic thing is that Sister Ying rubbed this kind of poop on herself.

You say embarrassing no.

Blushing not?

Sister Ying also seemed to smell a certain smell, and then with a bang, she directly threw the boat she was holding in her arms to the ground.

Look at the snow-white shirt with a green gooey stain on it......

"Hahaha......" Da Zhuang laughed unscrupulously.

Chengzhou is eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

What is this?

O heaven and earth......

It's better to just let me die.

incontinence in front of beautiful women, and then the incontinence thing rubbed on other people's bodies, which makes Chengzhou, who was once a big man, have a face to live!

"What are you laughing at, why don't you hurry up and get ready to eat!" Sister Ying quickly adjusted her expression and yelled at Da Zhuang,

"Yes, yes, I'm going to get this guy ready to eat! Poof......" Da Zhuang seemed to think of what had just happened and laughed again, "Sister Ying, I think it's better for you to wash it, otherwise I'm afraid it will smell ......"

Chengzhou wants to die!