Chapter 5 Chickens that don't eat bugs
waited until Da Zhuang went downstairs, and then Sister Ying set her eyes on the little hen who was curled up on the ground and didn't dare to move.
Seeing the little hen's movements, Sister Ying burst out laughing.
"Sure enough, it's the little guy who has turned on his wisdom, and he actually knows how to be shy!" Sister Ying took off her shirt as she spoke.
Then walk to the bathroom next to it.
There was a small crumbling sound inside, followed by the sound of a washing machine turning.
Chengzhou only felt that his body was light, and the whole person, oh no, the whole chicken was picked up.
"Okay, now that you have opened your spiritual wisdom and transcended the race, you should try to change yourself and integrate into human life, if you want to integrate into human life, you must start from the most basic personal physiology, this is the bathroom, this is the toilet, if you want to solve the problem in the future, you must come here!"
After thinking about it, Sister Ying seemed worried that Chengzhou couldn't understand what the toilet meant, so she demonstrated it on the spot again!
"Also, you have to try to change your habits as a chicken...... Eh, forget it, you're still a chicken, and some habits may not be broken! ”
"But that's the most basic thing you have to remember!"
"Personal cleanliness and hygiene, such as bathing, such as washing the face......"
Sister Ying was halfway through her words, and she was also amused.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm crazy too, I actually want to let a chicken wash its face!"
"Okay, don't say more, you must be hungry too, wait for Da Zhuang to get you food, you go eat something, from now on, we are a family, I will teach you the most basic spitting skills!"
As he spoke, footsteps rang out outside.
"I said Sister Ying, you are too anxious, he is just a chicken now, you have to let a chicken spit out, this is not a trouble, you really want him to be the same as us, swallow the sun and the moon, exercise the body, if this chicken exercises the body, I tell you, the meat quality will definitely change, dry cooking is not good, you must set up a cauldron, this is called iron pot stewed goose!"
Cheng Zhou felt that his face was full of black lines, which also strengthened his determination to leave here, he must not stay here, he dared to guarantee that if there was a chance, then Da Zhuang would definitely stew himself.
"Okay, okay, don't scare it, how about it, do you bring something to eat?"
"Bring it!" Da Zhuang raised a lunch box in his hand at Sister Ying.
"Okay, let's go to dinner, hey, why haven't you talked for half a day?" Sister Ying looked at the little hen in her arms in surprise.
"Don't understand? Can't psychic anymore? Or ......"
Sister Ying tried a lot of methods, but Chengzhou just didn't speak.
He figured out that if he was too smart, it would not be a good thing.
When people only say three points, they can't throw away all their hearts!
"Can you hear me, if you can understand, you can nod!"
Cheng Zhou thought about it, and finally nodded slightly.
"Alright, let's eat first!" Sister Ying hugged the hen and walked to the table next to her.
On the dining table is a lunch box prepared by Da Zhuang.
Chicken, it is impossible to sit on a chair, Sister Ying put Chengzhou on the table, and then opened the lunch box.
At the thought of being able to eat, Chengzhou had been hungry for a day, perhaps because he had become a chicken, and he was even more hungry.
This is a restaurant, how can I be considered a guest, there should be no shortage of chicken, duck and fish.
But the moment the lunch box is opened......
Vomit!
Chengzhou almost threw up.
Bugger.
There were actually bugs in the lunch box.
Stripes of cabbage worms are still wriggling.
Chengzhou is most afraid of this kind of wriggling bug.
Goosebumps fell to the ground, uh, it may be a little inappropriate to describe it like this, he was originally a chicken, and he already had goosebumps!
Vomit!
Cheng Zhou fluttered his wings and tried to retreat, but he stepped on the air and fell directly off the table.
It's not over yet, after falling down, Chengzhou fluttered and tried to escape.
If it weren't for Sister Ying's quick eyes and quick hands, she would have held it down, and Cheng Zhou would have circled around the table twice at this time.
"No, what are you running!" Da Zhuang looked at Cheng Zhou, who was held down by Sister Ying.
"Giggles, clucks......" Cheng Zhou wanted to talk about insects, so Lao Tzu didn't eat insects, but no matter how he spoke, what he finally said was a clucking sound.
The chicken's head shook like a rattle
"You don't eat bugs?" Sister Ying seemed to have guessed Chengzhou's intentions.
"Don't eat bugs?" Da Zhuang almost jumped up, "You're a chicken, you tell me you don't eat bugs?" These are a chicken's favorite food! "Da Zhuang's face is incredible.
How can a chicken not eat bugs?
"Da Zhuang!"
Sister Ying glanced at Da Zhuang a little speechlessly.
"He has opened his mind, has his own wisdom, is detached from the race, and it is normal not to eat insects, you go and get something for people to eat!" Sister Ying shook her head helplessly at Da Zhuang.
"Strange, a chicken with a smart mind turned on is not a chicken? Can you forget your roots and not eat bugs? Let me tell you, I originally wanted to get him some rice, and they all said that chickens eat rice, and then I thought that insects were highly nutritious, and I didn't appreciate it, you see people Xiaotian, I remember last year, that guy was transformed, and people still eat shi! ”
"What is this called a wolf traveling thousands of miles to eat meat, and a dog traveling thousands of miles to eat shi, this is called not forgetting the roots...... What is instinct, you know? ”
Vomit!
Cheng Zhou began to stretch his neck and vomit again.
"Da Zhuang!" Sister Ying glanced at Da Zhuang reproachfully.
"Okay, okay, don't eat and pull down, I got these cabbage worms one by one!" Da Zhuang shook his head and took the lunch box out again.
After Da Zhuang left, Cheng Zhou's mood slowly quieted down.
It can be heard that Da Zhuang and the Ying sister in front of him should be goblins.
It's just that what their original identity is, Chengzhou doesn't know yet.
Out of the two of them, there should be a monster called Xiaotian, who is also a monster.,From the name, you can guess that Xiaotian should be a dog Chengjing.,Because Da Zhuang said that he was transformed and ate shi.。
What else can a dog do if you eat, it's impossible for a shell to become a fine person~!
When I thought of it, a goblin who turned into a human and still ate shi......
A gentleman in a suit and leather shoes, with a napkin around his neck, red wine in front of him, a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, sat upright, and then went to cut the food on the plate in front of him.
The picture is beautiful, isn't it, but if the food on that plate is replaced by a plate of shi......
The picture is simply so beautiful, Chengzhou is retching again!
It is true that God has closed a door and opened a window for him.
There really are monsters in this world.
Moreover, I also live with them, and if I heard about this to my former self, I would definitely not believe it.
As a demon, there's nothing wrong with that.
At least, he can be regarded as entering another world, a world where he can cultivate.
It didn't take much effort, but Da Zhuang, who went out to get food, came back.
This time, it's okay, four dishes and one soup.
It's all left over from the kitchen, so it's easy to get it.
This time there was soup and meat, which was not bad.