Chapter 12 Job Hunting Diary

The royal capital of Camelot.

Aslan, who was covered in blood and ragged clothes, didn't even wash his face, and he didn't consciously run into a luxurious aristocratic restaurant for an interview.

"Hello beautiful lady, I'm here looking for a job."

Despite his kind face, he smiled brightly.

But the blood on that face...... The counter lady was shocked, thinking that she was here to make trouble.

"Someone! Someone is looking for fault! ”

A group of bodyguards rushed out with unkind faces and threw Aslan out directly.

"Oops."

Aslan fell to the ground and lay on all fours, attracting the attention of countless pedestrians.

"I... I'll just come to eat with a mouthful, I don't need to beat people if I don't give work, the gentleman doesn't use his mouth, a group of villains...... Bullying this gentleman, damn it! ”

He slapped the ground and pointed at the aristocratic dining room and cursed.

"With your down-and-out appearance, if you don't throw it out, you'll have a ghost."

The big fat cat on the side sneered: "Look, look, look at yourself, ragged, smelly, and looking for a job, the devil can't even get a bite when he catches you, cut!" It stinks~"

As it spoke, it covered its nose with its long tail and looked at Aslan with disgust.

"MD, do you think I don't want to go to the interview after I go to the interview after getting a perm on my hair, changing into a suit and leather shoes, sprinkling some perfume, and bringing the charm of this webmaster to the limit?"

Aslan said angrily: "I don't have any money!" ”

No matter where you are, you can't move an inch without money!

In any era, one relies on money, two relies on face, three relies on relationships, and four relies on background......

It's a pity that he has all of them.

That demon Elena might have some money and clean clothes in his house, but he really didn't dare to go in and search it!

Otherwise, if you find a human bone again, it is likely to scare him to death directly.

Forget it, forget it.

Failure is the mother of success, just keep looking.

After figuring it out, Aslan ignored the big fat cat's disdain and continued to look for a second target.

……

A grocery store.

The proprietress crossed Erlang's legs, ate peanuts, drooped her upper eyelids, and stared boredly at the dirty and emaciated young man in front of her, silent......

After a long time, she finally spoke, "What will you do?" ”

Aslan perked up and coughed lightly: "Only you don't know, I won't do it without it!" ”

"Yo, what a big breath, then you can sing a song." The hostess came to the spirit.

"Singing?" Aslan was stunned, not knowing what singing had to do with his job at the grocery store.

"What, don't you dare?"

"If you dare to listen to me, I dare to sing!"

"Then sing and see."

The proprietress pricked up her ears and glanced at Aslan lightly.

"Okay."

Aslan cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and showed a jade-burning expression on his face, and a high-decibel sharp explosion sounded: "Dead~ all love!" Not dripping and not happy......"

The earth shakes, the eardrums roar!

"Get out! Go out! Go! ”

The proprietress roared in vain, and the voice was so high that it overshadowed Aslan, and he was directly shocked by the former's lion roar and flew out, and fell on the street again.

Second failure!

"Didn't I say you dare to listen to me before you dare to sing......"

Aslan got up from the ground with a disgraced face, and said indignantly: "The singing voice of this network management is a work of art in the healing system, which can make the murderous Tibetan mastiff dare not scream, and cure the voice of the heavenly demon who loves to cry in children!" ”

Most people don't dare to listen, but you have to.

What can I do?

I'm helpless too......

"Alas~"

Aslan showed a sad expression and sighed, "Sure enough, art will not be understood in any era!" ”

Gollum~

At this time, there was a fierce protest in the stomach.

He glanced up at the sun hanging high in the sky, and the blazing light was falling, making him feel a little dizzy and hungry.

After a fierce battle last night, Aslan hadn't eaten anything so far.

I'm dizzy with hunger right now.

"I really want to have a xiaolongbao and add a bowl of preserved egg and lean porridge!"

He licked his lips, nostalgic for the days when he used to be a webmaster.

The more you wear a ball!

Alas~

Suddenly, his sloppy eyes inadvertently glanced at the fat big fat cat next to him, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he almost flowed down.

It's like seeing a fragrant roast suckling pig!

"That's... Well, would you mind giving me a thigh to eat? Aslan approached the big fat cat with anticipation, eager to go up and take a bite immediately.

It's definitely a bite of oil!

"Get out!"

The snow-white big fat cat was immediately furious, scratching Aslan's face.

"Stinky boy, the idea has hit me, believe it or not, I'll fry you and eat it first?" It glared at the silver cat's eyes, threatening viciously.

"Okay, I was wrong, surrender ......"

Aslan covered his face and retreated three meters, not daring to compete with the cat.

All around him was bustling with people and traffic, and he stood in the middle of the street with his hair disheveled and destitute.

But no one looked at him.

People's hearts, no matter which world is the same, they are just as cold!

I'm full of pity all over my body, don't you know how to give me a nest?!

Forehead... The Western world doesn't seem to eat wotou, and bread is fine.

Forget it, forget it, everything is a floating cloud.

It's better to ask for others than for yourself, and continue to look for a job!

……

Ping An Street, 101.

Mary's Bakery.

The store is not large, it looks shabby and shabby, the door is deserted, and there is not a single customer in and out for most of the day, as if it may close at any time.

Aslan stood at the door of the store for a long time, staring at the plaque hanging on the door, crooked and slanting that could fall at any time, a little hesitant in his heart, hesitating and not choosing to enter immediately.

"Such a broken ghost place, can you still ask for people......

He sighed, his face full of disappointment.

After wandering for a long time, he finally walked towards the bakery.

The so-called endless road!

Today, let's believe in heaven again.

"There's... Anyone? ”

Aslan had just crossed the threshold and immediately fell to the ground with great natural spontaneity.

The actor's gene awakens instantly!

Foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over the body.

And accompanied by staccato and muffled moans: "Hungry... Hungry... Hungry ......"

Forehead.

The big fat cat outside the door was stunned for a moment, rolled his eyes, and thought to himself that this kid was really not a good thing, and he should have been bled to death in the first place!

There was an exclamation from the bakery.

"Oh no, someone passed out."

"What to do, he looks like he's dying!"

Aslan secretly rejoiced when he heard it, and he had been secretly looking forward to it: "Give the mouth food, give the mouth food......

At this moment, an old witch-like caustic voice sounded.

"Carry him out, don't die in the store, let him go outside and bask in the sun!"

Burst......

Aslan was so angry that he almost cheated the corpse.

I'm dying, you're carrying me out in the sun?

People from other worlds are inhumane!

In this way, Aslan was thrown into the street for the third time, and his heart was like ashes......

Bakery.

A beautiful blue shadow lifted the door curtain and asked curiously, "What happened just now?" ”

"It's okay, there's a dying beggar, and we're kind enough to carry him out to bask in the sun."

"Oh......"