"Huh? Why? ”

Aren't you my old golden finger......

Aslan was stunned, as if someone had poured a basin of cold water, and the enthusiasm and expectation that had just been ignited were extinguished on the spot.

"Cut ......"

The big fat cat snorted contemptuously, swept Aslan with an extremely disdainful gaze, and said, "You touch your conscience and tell me loudly, do you estimate whether you are a genius or a waste material?" ”

Genius or scrap......

Aslan involuntarily put his right hand on his left chest, slowly closed his eyes, quietly felt the rhythm of his heart, and then raised his eyes and looked at the big fat cat firmly:

"I'm a genius!"

"Smack!"

The long cat's tail struck with lightning strikes, whipping Aslan away again.

"Why are you beating me again!" He said aggrievedly.

"Because you kid doesn't have self-knowledge!" The big fat cat snorted angrily: "If you are a genius, sows can go up trees!" ”

"How do you know that a sow can't climb a tree, she can fly in a vacuum, let alone climb ......a tree," Aslan whispered.

"Kind of you say it again?"

"I didn't speak."

……

The big fat cat jumped to the roof one by one, condescendingly, staring at Aslan with blazing eyes, and carefully looked at the latter boy four or five times, then sighed and said seriously: "Boy, it's not me who hit you, to tell you the truth, your physical fitness is very poor, you are not suitable to be a knight, your mental strength is even worse, and you can't be a magician!" ”

Knights and magic are all useless? Can't you......

Aslan's expression was calm, and he didn't receive any blows, but ran to the door in a hurry, and said with a sly smile: "That... Is there a third profession? ”

"Yes!"

"Haha, what profession?"

The big fat cat smiled kindly: "Devil's food!" ”

"Okay."

Aslan rolled his eyes and sat on the ground, a little deflated.

After a sudden crossing, he was still a little scumbag.

Thinking of this, my heart is heavy!

"When will I marry my daughter-in-law......

Aslan lay on his back and let out a long sigh.

As an authentic little person, he doesn't have any big dreams, and he probably can't do it if he wants to save the world, his only dream is to ask for a wife, and someone will care about someone in the future, and he will no longer be alone.

Magicians, knights or something, if you can't make it, you can't make it, anyway, he's too lazy to practice, it's not a big deal, it's not worth regretting.

But solving lifelong events is the most important thing!

has become a traverser, so you can't fight a single.

Until then, of course, there is a more important issue ahead – food and shelter!

If you want to survive in this strange world, you must first solve the problem of food and housing.

"Looks like we'd better get a job first."

Aslan sighed, touched his forehead with his palm, and suddenly showed a painful expression on his face, and complained: "Why do you have to work when you come to another world?" I want to take a vacation, I want to be lazy, I don't want to work! ”

But you can't work if you don't work!

So, he slowly got up from the ground, his eyes were glazed, his face was painful, and he glanced listlessly at his surroundings.

At this time, the sky is bright and the sun is rising!

Aslan climbed an ancient tree nearby and looked into the distance, carefully observing the city.

You can't stay in this wilderness place, if you don't have another demon, then you will be in tears, and it is the best policy to get out of here as soon as possible.

"Found it."

To the southeast, about a few kilometers away, he vaguely saw a vague figure of the city, which must be the capital of the Kingdom of Camelot.

Aslan was a little pleased, quickly got down from the tree, turned around and glanced at the huge demon corpse on the ground, then raised his head and glanced at the big fat cat on the roof, raised his footsteps, turned his head and left.

"Boy, why are you going?"

At this time, the puzzled voice of the big fat cat came.

"Find a job, or you will support me?"

Aslan didn't look back, still walking on his own.

For this dead fat cat who can only vomit blood, he is too lazy to say more to the former, otherwise there must be a verbal cannonball that will bomb him to pieces.

"What kind of job are you looking for, you will have to be eaten by demons sooner or later anyway, give up the struggle and wait for death here." The big fat cat kindly persuaded.

I endure!

Aslan held back the fire and didn't say a word, just quickened his pace, wanting to get away from the stinky cat quickly.

"I'm kind, there are demons in the city, you can't live!"

The big fat cat jumped on Aslan's head with a "whoosh", like a heavy missile falling down, and pressed Aslan down at that time.

"Oops, my neck."

Aslan was almost smashed on his back, and his two hands scratched at the fat cat lying on his head, trying to tear the latter off: "You're too heavy, get down!" Otherwise, I will be crushed to death by you before I am eaten by the demons. ”

"No, you're my mount."

The big fat cat pulled Aslan's head with its pink and tender flesh, and lay on the latter's head with a dead face, not only refused to come down, but also kindly persuaded Aslan:

"Boy, otherwise... You kill yourself! ”

"Anyway, I can keep a whole corpse."

"I can bury you with great mercy, don't be grateful, I have always been kind-hearted!"

"If you're caught by a demon, you're unlucky, and you'll probably have to eat all the internal organs of your head, what it looks like... Tsk, miserable! ”

"I heard that some demons are very perverted, and they like to cut off things under men's trouser pockets, bake them, and stuff them into their mouths, and scare them to death, hahahahaha! Interesting, you say, is it interesting? ”

"Also, I've heard that some demons like to turn into beautiful women to seduce men, and then eat them alive when they are tricked into bed, bad taste, really bad taste!"

I... Dry!

Aslan's scalp was numb, and he panicked when he heard this, and he slammed the big fat cat on his head with his fist, but the latter was rough and thick-skinned, and he couldn't shake it, and he yawned lazily, and swept him with a contemptuous gaze.

He was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he said angrily: "You, you, you! Why don't you shut up for me, you dead cat, rotten cat, black-hearted cat, head convulsions or sheep madness? Can you die without bluffing?

Tell you, this webmaster has just brought down a demon, don't be afraid, don't try to fool me! ”

"I didn't lie to you!"

Suddenly, the big fat cat jumped off Aslan's head, stared into the latter's eyes face to face, and said seriously and seriously: "What I just told you is all the truth, the truth that I have seen with my own eyes!" The human beings who fall into the hands of demons are more miserable than those are countless, what's the matter, you can't stand it if you mention two cases casually? It's still early! ”

Fact......

Aslan was slightly stunned, and a chill ran in his heart.

What a terrible world I have come in!

The big fat cat said: "Suicide is definitely not a joke, there are many people in this country every day who can't bear the fear from the devil and choose to cut themselves off!" The light is long gone, and now is the darkest of times, and in such an environment, it takes great courage to just survive!

Today's world is a real hell, and if you want to survive, you must become the most cold-blooded Shura, otherwise you only deserve to be reduced to the bait of the devil, lose your dignity, lose your life, and die in wailing and pain! ”

Speaking of this, it paused, stared at Aslan with sharp eyes, and said in a deep voice, "Do you have the courage to swim against the current?" ”

At this moment, Aslan's heart sank, and he was a little afraid to look at those compelling eyes, and an indescribable chill quietly spread in his veins.

Stay alive.

The courage to swim against the current.

He was silent for a while, then suddenly got up from the ground, looked at the fat cat expressionlessly, and said, "I don't have the courage, but I'm more afraid of death." ”

After saying that, raise your legs and continue walking.

"I'm more afraid of ...... death"

The big fat cat was stunned and grinned: "Interesting, let's see how long you kid can live." ”

As the words fell, it quickly ran to Aslan's side, and instead of riding arrogantly on the latter, it calmly followed him.

In this way, a man and a cat, facing the rising sun, walked unhurriedly towards the distant capital......