"Saitama, I toast you, to be honest, I miss you very much, uh, it's not that kind of missing, it's just because of you, that guy inside me will become very quiet, really. It's only when I'm around you that I feel completely relaxed, because that guy will become very honest, even if I'm drunk or my heart is beating hard, I don't need to worry about transforming. So, can I move in with you if I can? Banner drank a lot of wine, and there was a blush on his honest face.

"Don't." Saitama refused outright.

"Huh? No, Saitama, you're so ruthless. ”

"One more person is very unaccustomed. You can live next door to me, though. Saitama shook his head and said this method, as if in the world of One Punch Man, Genos lived directly next door to him as a neighbor.

"Well, that's a way to do it, but I don't have the money to afford a house here right now." Banner sighed, money, Banner has never been a rich person, especially after becoming the Hulk, running around, and not having the time and opportunity to make money.

"It's just a house, Banner, and I bought it for you." Tony patted his chest very much.

"Oh, great, thank you so much, Tony, but don't worry, I'll pay you back when I earn money later." Banner looked grateful.

"Give me back? Hehehe, it doesn't matter, I may not have anything else anyway, but money is no different from a pile of blank paper for me, and I can have as much as I want. ”

“…… Big dogs. ”

……

Because of the previous desperate virus, Tony felt a lot of pressure in his heart, this time he came to Saitama to drink, and when he came to drink, he seemed to be venting, and he drunk himself, and Thor, who was a tendon himself, poured himself even harder when he drank. In addition, Bruce Banner has become more relaxed because he came to Saitama. So the three of them really drank one heartily, and the last one drank all down.

Thor also has his girlfriend Jane to take care of, so after getting drunk, he was taken away by Jane's car, and as for Tony and Banner, the two men, were thrown directly into the bed in the guest room by Saitama, and then the two of them hugged each other and slept very sweetly.

The next day, two screams came from the Saitama guest room. Saitama heard the voice, pushed open the door and walked in, and then saw two naked men with no clothes on, one with a pillow under him, and the other holding the quilt and wrapping himself tightly.

"Bastard, what did you bastard do to me last night?" Tony glared at Banner.

"Well, I don't know. I was drunk. ”

"You're going to take off my clothes when you're drunk?" Tony's face was embarrassed.

"Hey, Tony, I didn't take off your clothes, or even, maybe I took off mine."

"I'll take off your clothes? Ha ha. What are you kidding? I, Tony Stark, will take off a man's clothes? Tony laughed angrily.

"Well, maybe not, but I swear I didn't take off your clothes." Banner hurriedly shouted.

"Oh? How do you know? Or were you actually awake last night? ”

"No, I'm drunk too, I'm drunk too. However, I don't have the habit of sleeping naked, I always sleep in my pajamas. And I haven't had a woman in many years, so I don't think I get used to taking off the clothes of the people around me when I sleep. The more Banner said it, the more he couldn't help but look at Tony suspiciously: "And the opposite of me, Tony, you are accompanied by different women almost every day, and even I think you should have been used to taking off the clothes of the people around you." ”

"No, no, no, you're slandering, yes, you're slandering me. Although I have slept with many women, I haven't slept with other women in a while, and I haven't slept with other women in a long time. So this time it's definitely not me. Somehow, Tony felt a little weak, after all, what Banner said seemed to be right, and Tony did have a habit of sleeping naked. It's just that there is no one around when he sleeps, and if there is someone, he may really not be able to control his body's instincts.

"Tony, I think it's your fault." Banner stared at Tony earnestly.

"Well, well, even if it's my fault, do you think there's something wrong with your ass?" Tony frowned.

"Hmm, it feels, it feels like, it looks like it's a little, well, something isn't quite right." Banner didn't feel anything at first, but now that Tony said this, he vaguely felt that he might not be right.

"Well, I'm glad I wasn't the one who was attacked, although I felt a little disgusting." Tony breathed a sigh of relief.

"......" Banner's face darkened.

"Don't worry, I'll pay, uh-huh, yes, I'll pay." Tony pouted, a little disgusted.

"Shut up. I wasn't attacked, not at all. I have hemorrhoids and would definitely bleed if attacked, but no, not at all, so I'm safe. Banner couldn't help but yell.

"Uh, really? It turned out to be good, because I didn't feel anything out of the ordinary, so we just slept last night. Well, it's nice to just sleep. Tony breathed a sigh of relief: "At least I didn't betray Pepper." Especially with a man. ”

“……”

Saitama stood in the doorway and watched the scene, even the cat. I think it's funny.,Of course,It's true that the two of them just slept and didn't do anything else.,Otherwise,Saitama would definitely hear something.。

Putting on their clothes, Tony and Banner still felt awkward about each other, and even looked at each other, both of which felt weird. Originally, it was just two friends who had a good relationship, but now, the two of them feel like a pair of real friends.

"Is there anything to eat? I feel a little hungry. Tony was not polite, as if he regarded this place as his home, he directly opened the refrigerator, took out a carton of milk, poured a glass, poured half a cup of milk hard, and then frowned and looked at the milk in his hand: "Saitama, I said that although you are not as rich as me, you should have a lot of money in the bank, why can't you buy better milk?" ”

"Huh? I think this milk is good. Saitama looked at Tony blankly, not understanding that it was all milk, was there a big difference in this?

"Well, you're just an upstart, and you can't taste a lot of good or bad things. But forget it, just barely drink some. With that, Tony frowned and drank the rest of the milk, "Alright man, I'm leaving." Well, Banner, I'll pay for last night's stay. Probably knowing that it shouldn't have happened didn't happen, Tony took it and started teasing Banner instead.

"Shut up, Tony!" Banner rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Hehe, rest assured, the key to the house next door will be delivered to you soon." Tony smiled, he hadn't forgotten what he had said about giving Banner the house when he was drinking yesterday.

"Thank you. I'll try to pay you back as soon as possible. ”

"Whatever, I don't care about that little money anyway. Gone, goodbye, Saitama. ”

"Oh, goodbye, Tony!"

Saitama sat on the couch and casually said goodbye to Tony while turning on the TV.

And just as the TV was turned on, a news report on the TV made Tony can't help but stop.

"Wait, what's on the news?" Tony turned back and stared straight at the TV.

“…… Yesterday night, Mandarin, the criminal who was captured by Iron Man, has escaped from prison. And he also arrogantly left a video, which is this. On one side of the screen, Mandarin's looking old man appears on the TV, with a meaningful smile: Iron Man, the game is just the beginning! Then, the screen disappears. Turned to the host's camera again: It seems that the criminal Mandarin is not willing to be caught, and he even chose to take revenge on Iron Man......"

Tony looked at the news, his brow furrowed, almost to the extent that he could trap a mosquito.

"Tony, how's this mandarin? Will it be dangerous? Banner was a little worried.

"Don't worry, Banner, this Mandalin is actually just a third-rate actor in Hollywood, and even his face is just the result of plastic surgery. He's just a coward without any strength. Tony shook his head, pretending to be relaxed.

"Really? That's fine. ”

"yes, that's it, okay, it's time for me to go. This time it's true, Banner may be able to stay here in Saitama for another morning, because at most in the afternoon, the title deed and keys next door will be delivered. Tony chuckled, as if he had completely forgotten what he had just seen on the news.

"Thank you Tony, but is that Mandarin really okay?"

"He's just an actor, and he's a very lame actor, so there's nothing wrong with it at all." Tony didn't even look back, just waved his hand, and the man had already left here.

Because Tony himself said that the so-called mandalin was nothing at all, Banner was a little worried, but then he didn't care about it anymore. Banner was more curious about the three in Saitama's house, no, four pets.

"Saitama, well, you know, I was a scientist before, so I think these pets of yours are very special-"

"Meow-"

Meow, who had been nesting on the sofa, raised her head at this time and barked at Banner, although it was a cat meow, but Banner heard a threat from it.

"Well, I'm sorry, I just, I just think you, you guys are very peculiar, I don't mean anything else." Banner raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender.

……

In the afternoon, Harpy drove to Saitama and delivered Banner a certificate of the house and a key, and Banner became Saitama's neighbor.

Banner really thinks very good about this result, because as long as he is near Saitama, then the big guy in his body will become very dissipated, just like the drunkenness last night, even if something seems to happen between him and Tony, but it doesn't affect his mood too much. Because he really hadn't indulged like this for a long, long time, it was only last night that the string that had been tense in his heart was relaxed.

Now Bruce Banner, he actually has one thing he wants to do the most, and that is to make a phone call, to call his former girlfriend.

He felt that as long as he was next to Saitama's house, he could live a normal life, so he wanted to start a family and be with his former girlfriend.

He doesn't need to worry about anything now, even when he is having a bang with his girlfriend, he doesn't have to worry that the big guy will suddenly jump out and give him a green hat, well, in fact, it doesn't matter if the hat is not a hat, I'm afraid that the big green guy will jump out directly when he pops, and then crush his girlfriend to death.

Now that everything is out of the way, Banner doesn't have to worry about them at all.

"This is Ross Betty, who are you?"

"Hi, Betty. Yes, it's me. ”

; "Huh? Wait, you, you're-"

"That's right, it's Betty, I'm Bruce."

“……”

……

The next day, when Saitama opened the door and looked at Banner standing in front of him and the woman next to him, somehow, he felt a little unhappy in his heart, in fact, if the two people in front of him, no matter who they were, appeared alone in front of Saitama, Saitama would not have any emotional changes, but the two of them appeared together, and the two of them looked very close.

There was Tony and Pepper before, then there was Thor and Jane, and now there is a pair like Banner and Betty. It's really unpleasant.

Actually, it's also very strange.,Seeing other people one-on-one,I feel very unhappy.,But obviously Hela wants to become a pair with Saitama.,But Saitama doesn't have this idea at all.,Even faintly resist this kind of thing.。 Therefore, human beings are actually very contradictory many times. I don't want it, and I don't feel happy when I see that others have it.

"You're Saitama-sama, thank you so much. I've always heard Bruce mention you before, but I haven't had the chance, and this time I join Bruce in expressing my heartfelt thanks to you. Betty, the woman who snuggled up next to Banner, said with gratitude on her face.

"Oh." Saitama Mune's response to a word.

"......" suddenly the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"That, Mr. Saitama is still single, I know a lot of female friends, all of them are excellent, do you need me to introduce you?"

"Not at all."

"Uh, okay. In fact, although you are a yellow person, you are also very handsome, especially this bald head, I believe there will really be many women who like you. ”

"......" The corners of Saitama's mouth twitched twice: "Hehe." ”

“……”

Finally sending Banner and his girlfriend away, Saitama collapsed directly on the sofa, feeling even more tired than fighting dragon-level or even god-level monsters. Obviously, when there was only Banner, I didn't feel this way at all.

Looking at the slime that was bouncing next to him and wanted to jump on his head, Saitama grabbed it in his hand.

"Now, Slime. You say, do people have to have girlfriends? Obviously, women are very troublesome and annoying. Saitama looked at the slime in his hand and spoke directly to it.

Although the slime was made of a real gem, it didn't actually speak, but although it didn't speak, it seemed to give Saitama an answer, and it slowly changed its shape in Saitama's palm, and finally, a red airplane cup appeared in Saitama's hand.

"......" looked at the airplane cup in his hand, and even twisted it, shrinking and shrinking. Saitama's head was full of green tendons.

Syllable!

Directly slammed the airplane cup to the ground: "Slime, what do you mean by this bastard, you bastard!" ”

……

Saitama decided to be his hero again, donning a yellow tights, red gloves, and a white cape: "Now, I'm out. Saitama said to the family's pets.

It's just that as soon as Saitama's voice fell, with a whoosh, a touch of red jumped directly onto Saitama's head, and then directly covered Saitama's head.

"You guy, come down for me. Don't always show up on my head, bastard! ”

Saitama reached out and tried to grab it, but the slime quickly changed, covering Saitama's head perfectly, and then a thick red hair appeared on Saitama's head, and the length of the hair was about ten to twenty centimeters.

"Huh?" Saitama pulled the red hair a little surprised: "Forget it, since you want to go out with me, then let's go together." It also lets you know what I usually do. ”

After saying that, Saitama went out. Only Meow Meow, who was nestled on the sofa in the living room, had a disdainful expression in her eyes.

I don't know what the reason is, but in short, Saitama didn't want to run like a wind man as usual this time, but walked slowly on the streets of New York at the speed of a normal person's walking. Isn't it, look at the reflection on the glass on the windows on both sides of the street?

Of course, in the event of a crime, Saitama will still stop what he should have stopped, anyway, it's a matter of punches.

Returning home slowly, Saitama saw Banner and his girlfriend at the door again, but the two of them were holding plates with some food in them: "Saitama, this is the pizza we made, try it and see if it tastes good." ”

"Oh, thank you." Saitama saw the food and expressed gratitude.

"No thanks, but Saitama, you, your wig looks very, beautiful." Betty is battling Saitama's hair again.

"......" Saitama's expression became wooden again: "Hehe." "Apex mobile station