Chapter 193
Tony looked at the three pets in front of him, well, let's be a strange pet animal, the cat looked the most normal, then the dog with six eyes, and finally the one turned out to be the legendary Teletubbies!! Although this Teletubbies are a little too obscene.
"Look, let me tell you, if you're looking at me like this, be careful that Uncle Ben is not polite to you, even if this high-end dog food is something you just bought." The black spirit felt uncomfortable being looked at by Tony, and couldn't help but say to Tony.
"Well, you look like you're a Teletubbies, and you're a little ugly, but can you tell me, why do you eat dog food? Or are you actually a dog before you did Teletubbies? Tony snorted unflinchingly.
"Bastard, you guy, if it weren't for Saitama not letting me do it casually, I would definitely beat you into a pig's head."
"Hehe, beat me into a pig's head? Who do you think I am? I'm the Iron Man. ”
"In other words, if you remove that layer of iron, you are actually a waste with no ability."
"I made the steel suit myself, and even without it, I would still have a very powerful ability - the money ability. With this money alone, I was able to get everything I wanted, just like this dog food. ”
"Cut, what kind of money ability, it's just two money, I will say you, it's not me who blows, before, but I don't know how many rich people, or rich people and the like died in my injury.
"I think that's what you're blowing."
"Hey, I'm grumpy."
"And don't you think it's a very funny thing that you, as such an ugly Teletubbies, actually eat dog food?" Tony went around in a circle, and then went back to the dog food.
"You-that's because you don't understand, in fact, dog food tastes very good, it's very delicious, and it's nutritious, its ingredients contain all kinds of nutrients, in addition to its own energy, calcium, iron, zinc, selenium, vitamins, it can be said that everything. As a human who has never even eaten dog food, he still comes to laugh at me? I really don't know what to say. The black elf clasped his hands to his chest and taunted Tony.
"Huh." Tony laughed.
"Hey, what do you mean by that?"
"It's really a despicable agitation. Just so that I can also eat a bite of dog food like you? Forget it, after all, I'm not like you, a good Teletubbies don't do it, but go to be a pet dog. ”
"Ahhh You bastard, let me tell you, that is, Uncle Black Spirit, my temper has improved a lot, otherwise I will definitely swallow you directly. The black sperm screamed.
"Okay, Pepper, I should go back too, after all, those bastards haven't been found out yet, and I'm always worried." Pepper ignored the black spirit with teeth and claws, and said to Pepper.
"Well, go Tony, don't worry about me. I'm safe here. Pepper and Tony hugged each other and said seriously.
"Yes, goodbye." Tony turned to leave, but when he turned around and walked to the door, he paused in his steps and turned back: "Anyway, thank you, if it weren't for you, Pepper would be in danger, thank you." ”
After saying that, Tony didn't give anyone else a chance to react, and directly pushed the door open and left.
Generally speaking, it is more difficult to get Tony to say thank you, that is, because they saved Pepper, so Tony's thank you is willing.
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After that, there was the guardian of Meow Meow and their three pets, so Pepper didn't have any accidents at that time, of course, there were indeed people who wanted to catch Pepper again, but they were still repelled by Meow Meow and the three of them.
And Tony also because Pepper is no longer in danger, so he concentrates on dealing with the desperate virus enhancer this time. Because of the entire Stark industry as a backup, Tony is easier to deal with than in the movie, not only found the self-proclaimed Manchurian, but is actually a Hollywood street actor Mandarin, and finally defeated Dr. Killian, this time the matter can be regarded as a satisfactory solution.
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Returned, and after a colorful light, Saitama returned to Earth.
In front of everyone's eyes, he directly rejected Queen Hela's show of love from Asgard, although Saitama himself didn't think there was anything, he thought about it, and if he didn't want it, he didn't want to, and he didn't want to save trouble. But after that, Asgard's attitude towards Saitama became a little more subtle. So after that, Saitama was sent back directly. Even, it's almost the same as being driven back.
But Saitama didn't think there was anything when he arrived, after all, he had eaten and drunk in Asgard. There's nothing new and interesting anymore, and even the so-called warriors of Asgard are still goods that can be solved with one punch, so there's really nothing there to attract Saitama.
Moreover, after Saitama returned to Earth, he suddenly remembered that he still had three pets at home. But come to think of it, he had entrusted Tony to take care of them when he left, so there should be no problem with the life of the three of them, well, it should be so, definitely not because he ate something in Asgard that he never ate before, so that he forgot about the three of them, absolutely not.
When he got home, Saitama saw that there were no three pets at home, so he took out the phone: "Tony." ”
"Saitama? You're back? That's great. How's things going on Thor's side? Is it dealt with? Tony's voice was a little more relaxed.
"Well, that's done, and Thor has been on Earth for a few days."
"What? Thor has returned to Earth? And how many days has he been back? This guy didn't even notify me when he came to Earth, it's really too much, I already think of him as a friend, but he didn't even talk to us when he came back from Asgard. Tony seemed to be getting a little angry.
"Well, he's back with his girlfriend, Jane."
"Okay, I see, forgetful guy, having a girlfriend will leave us friends who fight side by side behind."
"Now, how are my three pets doing? They didn't make any trouble, did they? ”
"No, actually your three pets helped me a lot, well, I want to ask, how did your three pets come to be? They all seem to be very powerful. "Tony was curious.
"Oh, they're weirdos."
"Weirdos?"
"Well, it seems to be a dragon-level weirdo, and others say it's very powerful." Saitama said casually, others say that they are very powerful, but for Saitama, they are not even much different from ordinary pets.
"Well, I don't quite understand. Can you keep a pet for Pepper, though? Recently, she has raised three of your pets, especially the cat named Meowmeow, who often holds it and even cuddles it to sleep with at night. So Pepper has a good relationship with it. "Tony wants to leave a pet to be Pepper's bodyguard, after all, the attack of the Desperate Virus Enhancer is solved by Meow Meow and their three pets.
"Meow? Oh, you said the cat, but it's a male. Although it's a weirdo, it's not much different from normal people in some aspects, do you really want Meow Meow to pay Pepper to sleep together? Saitama reached out and grabbed the slime that had jumped on his head and posed for it in his palm again.
"Huh? You, what do you mean by that? Tony suddenly had a not-so-good feeling.
"It doesn't mean anything, I'm just saying that Meow Meow can become human-sized. If it weren't for the fact that it looked like a cat, it would be normal to say that it was a human. ”
“…… Meow, is it a male cat? ”
"Yes." Saitama nodded.
"Ahem, Saitama, I think you should bring those three pets back now, after all, they are your pets, and the relationship between you must be very good. They're going to miss you a lot while you're away," Tony vaguely felt as if he needed an extra eco-colored hat, so he wanted Saitama to bring the pet back immediately.
"Oh. Good. But if you want to keep them for a while, you can do that. ”
"No, no, no, we don't want to. Well, I'll send them to you. Yes, that's it. Tony said and hung up the phone, and then quickly arranged.
Not long after contacting Tony, a car pulls up directly in front of Saitama's house, and a chubby guy gets out of the car, along with three strange pets.
"Harpy. Long time no see. Saitama greeted the man.
Harpy also smiled when he saw Saitama: "Mr. Saitama, it's been a long time. Well, it's your pet, Tony sent it to me, and they're very, well, very cute, yes, cute. It's just a pity that they won't let me touch it. ”
"Oh, maybe they're alive. Would you like to come in and sit down for a while? Saitama said as she suddenly jumped up as a red mass and jumped onto Saitama's head again.
Harpy couldn't help but stare at the red thing on Saitama's head in surprise.
"Saitama-san, what's this?" Harpy was a little nervous, and even subconsciously covered his waist, because there was a gun at his waist.
"Oh, it's." Saitama reached out again and grabbed the slime on his head that was changing shape, "It's my newly adopted pet slime. ”
"Slime? Mr. Saitama, you say, you say it's a slime? Harpy's eyes widened as he looked at the little thing struggling in Saitama's palm with a look of surprise.
"Yes, yes."
"Is there really a slime in this world? Yes, can you show me? I, I'm curious. ”
"Yes." Saitama stretched out his hand, making the slime stand in the palm of his hand and reach out in front of Harpy.
Harpy looked surprised, then stuck his head over and looked at the little red thing at a very close distance.
When Harpy observed the slime, the slime seemed to have noticed that Harpy was looking at it, so it immediately began to change its appearance, it was originally just a small red ball, but it stretched its body, and then it became a shape with a head and limbs like a human, and finally, it even became the shape of Harpy, but compared to Harpy, the slime was much smaller, as if it was a small person, and its color was also red.
"Wow, that's amazing, is this me? Is this becoming me? It's incredible. It's amazing. Harpy couldn't help but reach out a finger to poke the slime.
When the slime saw Harpy's fingers, he immediately made a boxing gesture and threw a quick punch in an attempt to threaten Harpy not to come near him. But the way it looks, it's really cute, and I don't see the slightest threat.
So Harpy smiled, and instead of retracting his finger at all, he continued to move closer.
Burst!
With one hand, he directly crumpled the little red happi into a mess of mud.
"O-" Harpy subconsciously screamed, the villain in his own appearance was crushed and pinched into a mess, which looked too cruel, and even gave Harpy the illusion that he was being crushed.
"Don't look at the slime is small, but its strength is not small, although it is not very large, but if your finger is hit by it, it will be broken." Saitama reminded. This is also the reason why Saitama's hand suddenly grabbed.
"Uh, yes, yes?" Harpy's smile was a little unnatural.
"That's right. Although it is a pet, its strength is not small. Saitama nodded, although he hadn't tried what the strength of the slime was, but Saitama felt that it shouldn't be worse than a dragon-level monster.
In the end, Harpy left, a little reluctant, although Saitama's three pets looked quite good, quite special, especially after Harpy knew that Saitama's three pets had defeated or even killed the Desperate Virus Enhancer, he subconsciously had more respect for these three pets, which was respect for the strong. So there are no other emotions, but slimes are different, slimes are very cute, not to mention, they even become his appearance, which makes Harpy have more love for slimes.
It's just a pity that the slime belongs to Saitama, so although Harpy is very reluctant, it can only be like this.
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After Thor returned to Earth, although he did not go to Tony and other members of the Avengers, he took the initiative to find Saitama after knowing that Saitama had returned to Earth.
"Saitama, welcome back to Earth." Thor wears a pair of jeans and a black tank top, and looks no different from an earthling.
"Well, it's strange that you say that it makes me think that you are an earthling and that I am an alien." Saitama couldn't help but say.
"Hahaha, because I am indeed an earthling now, according to you, I have now become the son-in-law of the earth." As he spoke, Thor looked gently and sweetly at Jane, who was snuggled into his arms like a bird.
"Son-in-law of the earth."
"That's right. By the way, Saitama, after I left Asgard, what happened to Asgard? Is my mother okay? And my sister Hela, who has become the new king of Asgard. This is the reason why Thor took the initiative to come to Saitama, and he is still somewhat concerned about Asgard, especially when the Asgardian God King changes his throne. Of course, Thor felt that his father Odin was a very powerful person, so when greeting, he didn't mention Odin.
"Well, your queen mother is very good, as for Hela, she is indeed the queen of Asgard, and the people below have already approved of her."
"That's good, that's good. To be honest, although I think it's a little strange that Hela has such a sister as suddenly, I'm very happy, really, because then I don't have to be the god king of Asgard, I don't have to sit in Asgard all the time, then I can't even get true love. With that, Thor looked at Jane again.
Jane also gave Thor a sweet smile back.
This pair of dogs is male and female.
"By the way, there's one more thing I'm concerned about." Thor looked a little more serious.
"What's the matter?"
"It's about my brother, Loki. Did he find Loki? What will Hela do with him once she finds him? Thor showed some concern.
In fact, when the dark elves invaded Asgard, they divided into two ways, one was to invade directly from the outside, and the other was to start from the prison in Asgard and directly release the prisoners in the prison of Asgard. Loki left the prison at that time, and then seemed to disappear directly, and he didn't know where to go, at least when Thor left Earth, Asgard was not able to find Loki.
"Loki? Didn't find it. Saitama shook his head, he still hadn't found Loki when he left Asgard, and according to Hela's speculation, Loki should have left Asgard.
"Didn't find it? Probably, he has left Asgard, Loki is a very cunning guy, forget it, regardless of him, although he has done a lot of things that have gone too far, but in fact he is also a very smart guy, even if he leaves Asgard, he should be able to live a good life. Well, it should be. Thor sighed, though he was still a little worried about Loki.
After no more talking about Loki, Thor's mood began to rise again, and he even offered to call the other members of the Avengers and invite them to come over for a drink.
It's just that compared to idle people like Thor and Saitama, people like Natasha, Hawkeye or Captain America are very busy at work, running around the world every day to carry out missions or save the world, but they don't have much time, or they can't get together time. So, in the end, in addition to Saitama and Thor, only Iron Man Tony Stark and Hulk Bruce Banner were invited. Vertex mobile station