Chapter 4 Relationship Counseling
Tao Xueran thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "That's it, make preparations with both hands." You hide the bat behind you and test him to see if he can remember after you hint at it. If you can, forget it this time, and if you can't remember it, just beat it. ”
"Eh, eh~ good, good!" The girl who consulted looked at the bat a little apprehensively, "Excuse me, how much is this?" ”
"Free, no money." Tao Xueran smiled slightly, "We are a public welfare undertaking. ”
The girl thanked her and walked out the door with her bat.
Immediately after that, the next girl in line sat in front of Tao Xueran, and after saying a few words, she cried so much that pear blossoms brought rain.
“…… I stumbled upon him on social networking sites that he was dating other girls without me knowing, and there were intimate photos of him playing with each other on his homepage......"
As she spoke, the girl couldn't go on, and began to cry, her handkerchief was almost soaked.
"Hmph, man." Tao Xueran snorted coldly, and then turned to Xu Yuanyuan on the left: "Master Xu, what do you think about your boyfriend's suspected splitting of legs?" ”
"Huh?" Xu Yuanyuan hesitated a little after hearing this, and whispered: "Is it a misunderstanding, such as a cousin or cousin of a relative's family...... Why don't you ask the other party? ”
Tao Xueran didn't speak after hearing this, and turned to Ilya on the right side: "Yi Junshi, what do you think?" ”
Ilya was expressionless, clenched his pink fists, his little tail wagged left and right, and said four words: "Beat to death!" ”
"Huh?" Xu Yuanyuan and the girl who consulted were stunned.
Ilya stood up and took out a wooden bat from the cardboard box behind him. She took the bat in her hand and weighed it twice, shook her head, put it back, and then rummaged through it for a while, and pulled out an iron rod.
The rod looked rather heavy, and it glowed with the cold glow of metal.
Ilya handed the iron rod to the girl's hand and said gently, "Let's make him agree." ”
"Fighting, making a consensus?" The girl was stunned.
"Reach a consensus." Ilya nodded.
Tao Xueran thought for a moment, and then said, "That's it, make two preparations." You hide the iron rod behind you first, and test him to see if it's a cousin or something like that.
If so, forget it this time, if he hesitates and can't say it, he will beat it directly, and divide it after the beating, don't keep it for the New Year. ”
"Hmm~ Okay, okay!" The girl who consulted looked at the iron rod a little apprehensively, "Excuse me, how much does this cost?" ”
"Free, no money." Tao Xueran smiled slightly, "We are a public welfare undertaking. ”
Ilya continued: "Oh yes, this iron rod is a bit heavy, if you feel that you can't fight, you can also ask us for support, we have a substitute service." ”
After she finished speaking, she pointed to Lu Fan outside the corridor.
The girl in front of her thanked her and walked out of the door with an iron rod.
Lu Fan, who was handing out mineral water to the girls in the corridor, suddenly felt a chill in his back.
Chu Xiong came to Lu Fan's side at this time, staring at the room with his small eyes, and whispered: "Eh, buddy, what do you say Tao Xueran and the three of them are consulting in the house?" ”
"Isn't it a love topic?" Lu Fan was stunned.
What else can this girl talk about, it's nothing more than gossip about boyfriends and the like.
"But, didn't you notice that something was wrong, this afternoon, after every girl came out, why did she carry a guy in her hand?"
As the two were talking, they saw a girl walking out with an iron rod, and her eyes no longer seemed to be confused.
Seeing this scene, Lu Fan also muttered, and he also noticed this problem - none of the girls who came out were empty-handed.
Just a short moment ago, he saw the girls walking out with fitness supplies such as bats, steel pipes, maces, finger tigers, bamboo knives, boxing gloves, throwing sticks, electric shock sticks, meteor hammers and so on.
…… Is this a love counseling or a combat counseling?
Hawkers, although as the saying goes, "love is a battle", but it's not such a fighting method!
Lu Fan had a faint feeling in his heart that it was not good.
If there is any difference between the current love consultation and the previous one, it is that Tao Xueran has found Ilya, a dog-headed military advisor, and these things may have something to do with Ilya?
Just as he was thinking, a slightly familiar male voice interrupted his thinking: "Classmate Lu Fan, give me a bottle of water." ”
Lu Fan turned his head to look, and saw that in the long love consultation queue, there was a person he was familiar with - Lu Fan's classmate, Chen Guangyao, the son-in-law in the class.
Since the whole long line was full of girls, he was a boy in the line, and he looked particularly eye-catching, and the girls in the queue around him also looked at him with puzzled eyes.
Chu Xiong opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Chen Guangyao? What do you do in the ranks? ”
"I'm here for a relationship consultation." Chen Guangyao shrugged his shoulders helplessly, took the mineral water handed over by Lu Fan, and drank it with a clatter.
Seeing that Chu Xiong was still surprised, Chen Guangyao rolled his eyes: "Why, there is no rule on your club's website, boys can't come to love consultation, it's not welcome?" ”
Lu Fan and Chu Xiong looked at each other, but Lu Fan still reacted first, and said to Chen Guangyao with a smile: "Of course welcome, all customers of our club, we will treat them equally." ”
"Hmm." Chen Guangyao nodded with satisfaction, shook off his dashing yellow hair, and threw the empty mineral water bottle back into Lu Fan's hand.
Lu Fan and Chu Xiong glanced at each other, and they both saw confusion in each other's eyes. The two of them unanimously decided in their hearts that when the time came, they would follow this Chen Guangyao into the activity room to see what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd.
Half an hour later, the long line finally shortened, and it was Chen Guangyao's turn to enter the room for love counseling.
When they saw him come in, the girls in the room were stunned, Tao Xueran looked at Lu Fan who was following him with inquiring eyes, Lu Fan shook his head helplessly, indicating that he didn't know anything.
"Well, Chen Guangyao, you are ...... Coming to Dating Counseling? Tao Xueran asked hesitantly.
Chen Guangyao sat opposite the three girls, showing a sad face, and then nodded as if he had made up his mind.
"I ...... Well, how to say it, I've always secretly liked a girl, but ...... I always can't muster up the courage to confess to the other party, so I'm very distressed. ”
He got straight to the point and began to tell his story to himself.
It turned out that since he entered school last year, he noticed a certain girl in class 6, but he secretly liked each other for a whole year, but he never found a chance to confess.
It just so happened that Lu Fan's Wanshiwu was in the limelight recently, so he came to consult with the mentality of giving it a try. At least if it's a classmate, you won't laugh at yourself, and you may give yourself some ideas.
Lu Fan just watched Chen Guangyao, a big man, tell his unrequited love story like a little girl, and when he talked about being shy, he even covered his face with his hands.
"That, Chen Guangyao, are you sure you like each other very much?" Tao Xueran asked.
Chen Guangyao pondered for a while and said: "I don't know if this feeling is considered liking, that is, the figure of the other party often lingers in his mind, and then before going to sleep, his chest will also ache faintly. ”
"Ahh
The three girls burst into starry eyes at the same time, as if they had discovered a new continent.
"This is what it feels like to like a person~" Tao Xueran smiled.
However, whether it was Lu Fan or Tao Xueran, they were still a little stunned in their hearts.
This Chen Guangyao's family background, although inferior to Tao Xueran's family, can be regarded as a serious rich second generation. His person looks very skinny, I thought he would live a life of spending a lot of time, but I didn't expect to be unexpectedly simple in the matter of love?
"Student Chen, some things are not as difficult as you imagined, especially if this is the first time you like someone, and it is normal to have no experience. Maybe you can show your heart to the other party, and the other party will accept it. ”
"This ...... How to say that? Chen Guangyao hesitated slightly, "She's different, she's different." ”
"What's the difference? She's particularly pretty? Chu Xiong interjected.
"She's not a question of whether she's pretty or not! She's really that kind of ...... The kind that is rare...... Her eyes are like crescent moons, her nose is small and delicate, and her teeth are as white as jade. ”
As he spoke, Chen Guangyao's eyes showed that yearning for angels again.
"She is simply an angel, a fairy who should not exist in this earthly world, and any vulgar confession is a blasphemy of that purity......"
His eyes glowed with a strange light that seemed to illuminate the room completely.
"Well, what kind of confession girls like, maybe only fellow girls know, so I'm here to ask you. What's more, didn't Lu Fan do that kind of thing when he started school, holding an umbrella to the sky to hug his sister...... If I could, I'd love to experience it too. ”
Chen Guangyao looked at Lu Fan, revealing envious eyes, and Xu Yuanyuan seemed to remember the events of that day, and suddenly lowered his head with a red face.
"Xu Junshi, what do you think about this?" Tao Xueran turned to Xu Yuanyuan on the left hand side as usual.
"This ...... I don't know, so far, I, I haven't been confessed......" Xu Yuanyuan lowered his head and snorted.
"What do you think?" Tao Xueran turned to Ilya again.
Ilya's red eyes blinked, glanced at Lu Fan, and said, "Since he wants to go to heaven, let him meow once~"