Chapter 5 The New Mandate of the House of Everything

Everyone present was stunned.

Lu Fan thought to himself, what strange thoughts does this cat lady have?

He hurriedly talked to her on the system channel: "Hey, hey, what are you talking nonsense?" ”

"I'm not talking nonsense." Ilya smiled mysteriously, "Chen Guangyao's distress is nothing more than that he can't find a suitable way to confess, isn't it good for him to go to heaven last time?" ”

"It's not that easy, don't say that God is like going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables! Not to mention...... Sending him to heaven requires spiritual powers......"

Before he finished speaking, a familiar system prompt sounded in his head:

"New Quest Released: [Help Chen Guangyao confess!] 】”

Lu Fan glanced at Ilya in astonishment, and then clicked on the detailed mission panel:

"Remind the host that you need to use all the conditions available to help Chen Guangyao confess smoothly, and the task time limit is 24 hours."

It's really said that Cao Cao Cao arrived!

Lu Fan looked at Ilya again, and there was still no fluctuation on the other party's face, but he knew very well that this guy must have known a few minutes ahead of him and had a task to be issued, so he would play such a move.

In this case, it is difficult to ride a tiger himself - no matter what, it is better than being thrown into a space-time prison.

"Well...... If you really want to go to heaven, it's not impossible to ......" Lu Fan coughed lightly.

"Huh, is that so?"

Except for Ilya, everyone else looked at Lu Fan in surprise. Before, everyone thought that the last time Lu Fan saved Xu Yuanyuan, it was at most a coincidental accident, but they didn't expect Lu Fan to say something amazing.

Chen Guangyao was the first to come back to his senses, and said with joy: "I know that classmate Lu Fan is not a mortal, I am afraid that he has obtained the true inheritance of a master outside the world, could it be that you have really mastered this technique of resisting the wind?" ”

Because of the excitement, the earrings on Chen Guangyao's ears were shining.

"What's the ...... Don't use such feudal superstitious terms! This is the power of science, for example, it is normal for people to fly into the sky by carefully observing the flow of the atmosphere and finding the point of uneven force. However, this method is not 100% reproducible, and it still depends on the weather conditions of the day. ”

Lu Fan tidied up his hair weakly and began to talk serious nonsense.

Everyone showed a look of sudden realization, and Zhao Kejin sighed: "It turns out that there are so many scientific mysteries hidden behind this. It can really be said that people have to live to learn all the time. Lu Fan's scientific literacy, the old man, as a senior in the third year of high school, is really ashamed of himself. ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Lu Fan was sloppy.

After Tao Xueran sent away the last girl who consulted, a group of people began to discuss confession countermeasures in the activity room.

Chen Guangyao explained the woman's situation in detail.

The girl's name is Mo Xiaoxuan, and she is now studying in the second (6th) class of Donghai No. 1 High School.

According to Chen Guangyao's long-term observation (tail) observation, he basically figured out the law of Mo Xiaoxuan's school time.

Since her freshman year of high school, she has not participated in any club activities, and is a loyal member of the "Go Home Department", packing her schoolbag and walking home on time when the bell rings after class every day.

Lu Fan nodded, and then took out the flat map of Donghai No. 1 Middle School from the bookcase.

"Classmate Guangyao, you can mark the route that Mo Xiaoxuan usually takes after school with a pen."

Chen Guangyao asked a little warily, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Snipe her."

Chen Guangyao's face turned pale.

"Oh, I mean, find a chance to send you to her to confess, anyway, just trust my plan."

Although he was still skeptical, Chen Guangyao still marked the route on the map with a pen truthfully.

Lu Fan observed on the map for a while, nodded, and drew a circle of a high-rise teaching building near the route.

"Tomorrow afternoon, after class, when the club activities begin, let's carry out the confession plan. However, we still need to prepare some more equipment here at the Wanshi House. ”

Lu Fan didn't plan to do any warm-up, and hit a straight ball directly towards the opponent, maybe the effect would be very good.

"If there's a fee involved, I'll pay it." Chen Guangyao stroked his yellow hair.

"On the cost side, don't worry, we are a non-profit organization, and these are public welfare undertakings." Tao Xueran smiled slightly.

"Yes, yes, yes." Ilya also nodded her little head, "Xueran is very good, and he takes care of all the activity funds!" The love weapons I sent out were also truckloads and trucks of her housekeepers. ”

Lu Fan's face changed slightly: Sure enough, you are doing these moths!

GodTM public welfare undertakings ahahah

GodTM Love Weapon Ahhhh

is also thanks to Tao Qingsong's big heart, so his daughter Hu Lai.

He had a hunch that in the foreseeable period, there would be many male high school students with blue noses and swollen faces and limping walking on the streets of Donghai City.

……

After a busy period of work, today's club activities have finally come to a successful conclusion.

Lu Fan stretched and prepared to go home, glancing at Ilya, who was hesitant with his schoolbag.

"Let's go home together, shall we?" Lu Fan took the initiative to propose.

"Why, as if I know you very well." Ilya pinned her little head over.

"Aren't we acquainted?" Lu Fan couldn't cry or laugh.

After all, I'm with this cat girl.,But the relationship between the server and the client.,It's the kind of relationship that will transmit data to each other.,It's not familiar.,It's too much.。

However, Lu Fan thought about it, the power bar in the upper right corner was simply putting himself in danger at all times, so it was better not to touch her scales casually.

He was about to take a step ahead with his school bag on his back, but Ilya stopped him from behind.

"Wait...... Wait a minute. ”

"Huh?" Lu Fan turned around.

"I ...... I'm not familiar with the neighborhood, so you might as well take me to recognize the way first. ”

Ilya was expressionless, just a cute face, more ruddy.

Lu Fan sighed, and then stopped there, waiting for Ilya to follow with small steps.

This cat lady, how to say it, it's really not frank, could it be that their strange cat clan is this kind of arrogant character?

The evening breeze is blowing, and the sun is setting.

Lu Fan and Ilya walked home one after the other, carrying their schoolbags.

As usual, the surrounding shopping streets are full of office workers who have just come to shop after work.

Since he was walking with his sister-in-law, Lu Fan naturally didn't want to walk the usual shortcut alley, and after the two of them passed through the shopping street, they walked slowly along the avenue on the bank of the river.

An uncle on a bicycle passed by and inadvertently glanced at Ilya -

The big watery eyes, the delicate little face, the long hair that blows gently in the breeze, the cat ears that constantly sway gently, the white silk that outlines the perfect leg shape, and the uniform skirt that is slightly upturned by the small tail......

There is also a faint fragrance of loli in the air into the nostrils.

It's so cute.,It's so cute.,It's almost going to be cute!

With a bang, the uncle and his car hit the telephone pole solidly, startling the birds on the telephone pole and flying away.

- Of course, Lu Fan and Ilya didn't notice all this.

After walking for a while, Lu Fan felt that it was too embarrassing to walk silently one after the other.

"By the way, is the apartment you live in far away from my house?" He began to forcibly look for topics.

"It's less than a 10-minute walk from your house."

"Oh, that'...... Have you eaten well lately? ”

Ilya glanced at Lu Fan in a little surprise, and her red eyes blinked.

"Eat instant noodles."

"You've just been eating instant noodles for the past few days? That's not good. Lu Fan said in a reproachful tone.

"What, does this have anything to do with your mission?" Ilya pouted.

Lu Fan helped his glasses: "Even if it's okay, can't you ask?" You're a girl first, and you're some weird demon second. How can you do it if you don't eat well? ”

His tone was irrefutable.

"Oh...... But I can only make instant noodles......"

Lu Fan thought about it for a while, and then felt that this was normal. This cat lady may have never lived in the human world before.

It doesn't matter if an institution like the Dimensional Authority, which sounds strange, will open a school for them, let alone a school with a home cooking curriculum.

"Okay, I'll teach you how to cook when I have time."

After all, her side is also closely related to her own life, if she is really hungry and malnourished and causes the power to go to zero, her side will also be GameOver.

"Then thank you, Xiaofan~"

Ilya smiled, and her cherry mouth curled slightly with joy.

Lu Fan's lenses were shining, and he couldn't see his expression clearly, he just nodded quietly.

Ilya, the girl, should I say that she is natural or black-bellied, and she has called him that directly for the second time.

He wondered if he should remind this reckless cat lady that she hadn't reached the point of being particularly intimate, such as childhood sweethearts or couples, and it was not suitable for such a title.

Of course, what Lu Fan didn't find was that the power in the upper right corner of the system display screen had increased from 90% to 95%.

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