0952: [Bullying Honest People]

Things in the world often do not move by the will of the individual, it always moves forward according to objective laws.

For example, the Los Angeles Lakers vs. Miami Heat.

Either way, you can tell that the Miami Heat are more focused, more tenacious, and more eager to win.

The Lakers, on the other hand, looked a little frivolous, with far more smiles on their faces than the Miami Heat, and they didn't have that kind of mournful temperament at all.

But, they won!

In this game, they revealed their hidden strengths one by one, and they told the world: it is true that we are happy, and it is also true that we are strong.

Whiteside and Milicic started in the second half, and as soon as they came on the field, they completely changed the Miami people's penalty area living environment, these two people, plus Snoopy, the three joined forces to build a tenacious and dense air defense net!

The Flash made five attempts in the paint zone in the third quarter of positional battles, returning twice without success, getting blocked twice, and committing a foul once.

LeBron's handing over a slightly better report card is an undeniable fact that their paint area is shrouded in defense and their most central position has fallen.

Although in the third quarter, they still scored a lot of points at a fast pace with their superb and efficient defensive counterattacks, and even trailed by only three points before entering the fourth quarter.

LeBron had a triple-double in the third quarter, the Flashes scored 26 points in the third quarter, and Chris Bosh also scored 18 points, and they played blamelessly.

However, after entering the fourth quarter.

They still couldn't withstand the Purple and Gold's onslaught, as Snoopy began to fire at all speeds. He took advantage of the Black Mamba cover and smashed straight into Miami's paint zone, and although Birdman Anderson tried to block it with a volley, the result was that he was knocked to the floor by the Duke with his strong body, and the dunk fell mercilessly above his head.

This is the energy of Duke Snoopy.

Then, he hit another three-pointer.

Although, LeBron James gave his answer-ball every round, the two shooters on the wing, Ray Allen and Lewis, also maintained an extremely high shooting percentage in the fourth quarter.

They worked together to hold on to the score with tenacious will and great talent.

However, when the game goes into the penultimate 50 seconds.

The Purple and Gold bared their sharp fangs, and Snoopy teamed up with Kobe Bryant in the penultimate seconds to make a tough steal from LeBron James, and although James raised his hands to claim that he had been violated, the referee was indifferent.

And when Snoopy galloped to the front court with the ball, he relentlessly took a knife from beyond the three-point line, and a three-point handicap widened the margin to eight points.

If this goal pushed the Miami Heat to the brink.

Well, Whiteside was digging a grave under a cliff by shooting Chris Posh's shot directly off the court on the defensive end.

Bang!

Ray Allen's three-point miss at a critical time was equivalent to jumping into the grave with the heat.

Then, Kobe Bryant rushed into the front court with the ball and completed a jumper that announced that the Heat's loess had been buried in his knees.

Then, LeBron James used a gold-solid three-pointer to declare that he was still sitting on the grave with the Heat.

However, in the last 8 seconds, they could only use the foul on Snoopy.

The Duke closed their unyielding eyes with two penalties.

Bang!

With, the Flash missed a three-point shot, Milicic slapped the basketball outside the three-point line, Snoopy grabbed the basketball, and the whistle sounded... The game is over.

The Heat are ambitious and give it their all.

But to lose is to lose.

After the game, Snoopy hugged James and told James, who had 42 points, 11 assists and 10 rebounds tonight: "Even though you lost the game, you earned my respect." I'm glad to have an opponent like you. ”

LeBron smiled faintly, trying to convince himself, "It's just a regular season game, we'll see you in the Finals." ”

Dugg patted him on the shoulder.

He likes LeBron's stubbornness, just like little Atai can't beat his wife, and he still pretends to be a tough guy outside.

"There is a classic saying that the best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, followed by September 2012."

Snoopy smiled in response to TNT's questions about Whiteside and Milicic: "We dug up these two good saplings and we planted them carefully. For the sake of their growth, Kobe Bryant even went to recuperate for three months. I really want to thank Kobe Bryant for his quiet dedication, he has been selected as one of the top 10 people who moved Los Angeles in 2012-2013, the other nine are Ron Artest, Byron Davis, Steve Blake, Antoine Jamison, ......"

Lord Duke didn't mind making the Black Mamba so angry that he vomited blood, and he didn't mind making the audience in front of the TV laugh until they hiccuped.

Since coming to Los Angeles and forming a year-old comedy group with Steve Nash, the logic of his speech has become more and more out-of-the-box.

"Tonight, the key to our win was Whiteside, Milicic, Jordan Hill and All-Star Carlos Boozer. They were completely in control of the penalty area, which is why we were able to win with a record 86 points from the Big Three. ”

"Of course, if Kobe Bryant only conceded five pitches tonight instead of 13, we could have won."

After saying this, the Duke handed the camera to Milicic and Whiteside.

The duo went from being looked down upon by commentators at the beginning of the season as the biggest hole in Los Angeles to now turning into an interior shield for the Purple and Gold. All the way through... I don't think I suffered much.

When asked by reporters if he worked hard this season to prove to those who once looked down on him, Whiteside held back for a long time, and then chose to be honest.

"No, I don't. I just train normally, and sometimes I even leave early. I've had a very happy season, little Atay gave me a car, and often took me to various teammates' houses to play the autumn breeze, every training session is full of laughter, we are happy every game, whether you win or lose, someone will always be unlucky. ”

Whiteside even called out Ci Shiping's nickname: xiao-a-tai (little A-tai), Snoopy often called Ron Artest, and later everyone followed.

Speaking of which, there is an allusion. The bearded man once asked Snoopy about the meaning of this phrase in Chinese. Snoopy replied: It's the abbreviation of little-atest. In Chinese, a small name is added in front of it to indicate cuteness.

The bearded man was angry at the time: he is really small, but where is cute?

So, after that, despite Ron Artest's constant protests, 'small' became literal.

Moreover, the bearded man also gave his argument: if he was not small, he needed to find Stephen Jackson for medicine? If he is not small, his wife will beat him every day?

Forehead....

It's very logical!

"If nothing else, we're going to end this interview. It's Byron's birthday, and I'm worried we're going late and won't be able to grab the wine. ”

Whiteside said incomprehensibly when the female reporter was about to ask the third question.

Then, quickly slipped.

Their actions were so solid that reporters and viewers in front of the TV were puzzled: Are the Lakers so out of touch now? How can the thinking logic be completely different from other teams?

And at this time, you have to admire Earl Johnson's professional ability.

Despite the messy mess of the interview, he took it seriously and rose to the level of values.

"That's why the Los Angeles Lakers will win tonight."

'They've been working hard all season and they're a cohesive team. When the core players will choose to cultivate for the growth of new players, when the old players selflessly provide convenience for the new players, when the whole team can't wait to run to celebrate the birthday of a veteran player. In such a positive and selfless atmosphere, you can't help but grow. ”

"The biggest difference between the Lakers and other teams this season is that they gave up a lot of honors, a lot of wins. However, they have reaped the growth of players in key positions, Milicic, Whiteside, Jordan Hill have delivered beautiful results, and they have lived up to the team's cultivation of them! ”

"How can you not love such a team?"

"I have to admit that it's the team I've seen the best chemistry and the team that has improved the most in a single season."

"Speaking of which, we have to mention Snoopy. If he hadn't arrived, it might have been something else. Maybe the Lakers with the Big Four of Howard, Nash, Gasol, and Kobe Bryant can have a better record, but I don't think they have such wonderful chemistry and can't have such a joyous atmosphere. ”

As Earl Johnson spoke, he felt the urge to sing a song.

His impassioned words made the hardcore dog fans embarrassed, and it turned out that the duke had such a novel angle: I am really shallow and self-conscious!

Kenny Smith didn't expect Johnson to suddenly explode, just like a fat man with a four-hundred-pound suddenly tap dance.

Yards,This style of painting is wrong!

But, anyway. His words had a good publicity effect on the Purple and Gold Army.

At least the veterans who sit in front of the TV and are eager to retire and rehire, the newcomers who are not taken seriously, and the players who are treated as parallel goods are all very eager to move, even if they don't want a salary, they want to go to the Lakers to be gilded.

Listening to Whiteside's words, coupled with Earl Johnson's rendering, the Lakers locker room is simply like a utopia, who doesn't want to experience it for themselves.

All of a sudden, Kupchak's phone was blown up again.

"It's really annoying, why do people always want to take a salary cut to join our team."

Kupchak looked as he complained to little Bass.

Little Bas was also a man who pretended to be like the wind and always accompanied him, he actually frowned, probed hard, patted Kupchak's shoulder, and said with a solemn face: "It's really hard for you." ”

The assistant in the VIP box who watched the conversation between these two people was stunned: obviously the beauty in his heart is to death, and he pretends to be deep, and he makes himself like Al Pacino, Hollywood is next door, why don't you two go there to act?

The bearded man has many Hollywood friends, including Jessica Alba, who was once the first beauty in Hollywood, who is rumored to have an STD, is his best friend: little Atai once asked him about this, but the bearded man denied it, insisting that it was made up by gossip tabloids. At the same time, he also emphasized... You see, so many people used to say that Snoopy was a playboy and had done half of Hollywood, but now, he is not innocent.

As soon as he said this, Snoopy next to him couldn't help but gasp, and subconsciously became more worried about Jessica Alba's condition. After all, the scandal reported on him in the media is only the tip of the iceberg.

Of course, the bearded birthday dinner did not invite Hollywood celebrities like Jessica Alba, who was worried that the eating of his teammates would ruin the image of the Purple and Gold team's aristocratic team.

That night, the Purple and Gold Army maintained their excellent style of eating, drinking, and packing without any suspense.

The poor bearded man managed to get three Iberian hams from Spain this time, but he didn't have a single one left.

I don't know if little Atai is a dog, but he smelled the wind and ate one on the spot. The remaining two were all packed, and even Kobe Bryant was involved.

The reason given by the Black Mamba is quite long: when I see these hams, I can't help but think of Pau Gasol, and I decided to take some back to remember.

Remember you chicken.

If you want to eat, you want to eat, and you can say it so affectionately.

If you want to remember, apply for a trade to go to Chicago, and you can get back 200 bottles of RomanΓ©e Conti!

The bearded man's heart was full of slander.

However, it is only slander.

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The nightlife of the Lakers here is quite bright, but the Miami Heat over there is in a heavy mood, as if their veins are filled with mercury. LeBron James summed up after the game: "We neglected to pay attention to the inside line, and we were caught off guard. ”

That's true.

However, they couldn't come up with a solution.

This is a headache for Pat Riley, and if the Finals really happen to the Lakers, they are not sure at all. After all, the Big Three really couldn't have played better tonight, but they still lost.

God knows how the Lakers are so good at Taobao, Milicic is a parallel import, and Whiteside, a person who has never even heard of his name, has played the level of a first-line center.

Even if it's shit luck, there's no one who smashes it three times in one summer.

Pat Riley doesn't even want to take care of the oil head now, he wants to make an exploding head, and the head is about to explode by Snoopy anyway!

Now he just wants to have a time machine. He wanted to go back to the damn year 2008, immediately select Snoopy with the list, and then hugged his thighs tightly, and he was not allowed to go anywhere, and locked him up for the rest of his life.

That way, you don't have to do anything, at least three championship rings are in hand.

However, how can there be a time machine? It's good to look at such a thing as rebirth, how can it fall on a foreign old man in Miami?

While Pat Riley was anxious about meeting the Purple and Gold in the Finals, the Purple and Gold resolutely lost to the Minnesota Timberwolves in the final regular season game, and they showed the momentum of the loss that even ten cows could not hold.

A little ahead, on the bench little Atay, little Atay to the basket to hit the iron, that is really a smashing situation.

Far away in Miami, Pat Riley was almost stoned to death by him, and his heart jumped out of his throat.

This is so bullying!!

Hit the bull and release the water, and beat the timberwolves to release the water.

Co-authoring bullies Miami and bullies honest people, right?

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