0953: [Little Atai's ability to bend and stretch and Kobe-san's unbearable]

In fact, it cannot be said that the Purple and Gold Army is bullying honest people.

In the last game, they originally planned to play seriously, after all, Minnesota has no playoff needs, and if they are really one win away from entering the playoffs, the Los Angeles Senate is still willing to be this good guy.

And the reason why this game was so chaotic was because Stephen Jackson came to Los Angeles.

The big brother of Byron Davis and Ron Artest, the NBA martial arts saint and the NBA's number one blue pill supplier, was finally fired by San Antonio a week ago for being 'in the camp and in the lake'.

What made him feel depressed was that the Spurs cut themselves in order to make room for Tracy Maddy, which made Wu Sheng very unacceptable: Why am I not as good as Tracy Maddy now??

So, he came to Los Angeles and had a drink with two old friends.

After all, when he was in the Walkers, Master Wusheng helped little Atai out of the palace in Auburn Hills. And when he was a warrior in Jinzhou, Wu Sheng often wore a beard everywhere happy, and in terms of seniority, these two goods were younger brothers.

However, to Los Angeles. The two younger brothers refused to drink with him, saying that it was the season and the playoffs were coming soon, and they had to be disciplined and have a sense of collective honor, otherwise they would be DNP.

Jackson was furious all of a sudden: You two are still afraid of this?

At that time, Xiao Atai was anxious: "It's not a matter of being afraid or not, this is respect." Brother, we used to commit crimes in gangs, but now we are committed as a team. You have to distinguish this difference, we are disciplined people. ”

"To tell you the truth, although we have leaders above the Lakers now, my little Atai's words still have a role. Although we are said to have a high degree of democratic centralism internally, we are extremely united externally. If you want to join the Lakers, I can talk to you. ”

Little Atai slapped his chest with a shocking sound.

The bearded man also pouted beside him: "Brother, it's not a way for you to wander outside like this, you don't have a championship ring with you in your life, and you are afraid to walk in the middle of the night." ”

This made the old martial saint think.

I used to hear these two younger brothers boast about the internal atmosphere of the Lakers every day, and he said that his heart was itching, and he also wanted to join this kind of old brother party, and by the way, get a championship ring. If you don't have money, it doesn't matter, just be happy.

So, he entrusted little Atai to speak.

But little Atai said: "This has to be done slowly, anyway, there will definitely be no way to register you this season." Let's go a wave and knock on the side. In the next game, I'm going to carry and then I'm going to take the old player's theme and push you in. The little duke and the black mamba saw that my little Atai was so brave, brother, you still need to say it, and you will agree on the spot! ”

Stephen Jackson nodded, there was some truth.

……

So, little Atay hugged the duke's thigh the next morning. The cowhide has been blown out, and if you talk about it, you have to have a right to fire to play with it.

At first, Duge still disagreed: Little Atai, what is your current situation, running like an emperor penguin, and you still want unlimited fire rights? Isn't that a fuss!

But when little Atai moved out of his wife's almighty god card: I don't have a 30 points in this game, I'm afraid that my wife will come home and beat me! My son is about to go to high school, and I don't want to leave a cowardly image in front of him.

All right!

With all that said, what else can Snoopy say.

He said hello to Kobe Bryant and Nash, and everyone agreed: although they had not experienced domestic violence by their wives, they were married after all, and they also understood the power of tigress.

So, it was decided.

When the pre-match coaches' meeting was decided, it was decided that the game would be centered on Little Atay. The bearded man's eyes were straight, he didn't expect that little Atai would really blow up this piece of cowhide.

I have to take Xiao Atai's cheeky kung fu that can bend and stretch!

……

That night, little Atai really got the right to fire wirelessly.

But Stephen Jackson, who was sitting in the front row of the audience, watched the cold, and little Atai really dared to fight, and he was like a bull. However, the hit rate was miserable.

10 of 32 shots.

Without him, the Lakers really can't lose to the Timberwolves.

However, the Lakers never replaced him because of his iron. Moreover, the fans at the scene did not boo him, and even after the game, everyone went home happily.

This says at least three things.

First: the mentality of fans in big cities is really good, and the quality is really high.

Second: The atmosphere inside the Lakers is very good, and the tolerance is super high.

Third: Xiao Atai's business ability is really not good, at least there is no way to play it as the core.

And, from these three things, a new argument can be derived: the Lakers are indeed a good team, and there is no better place for veteran players. However, if you find little Atai as a lobbyist, most of the things about joining the Lakers are to be yellow. It's not convincing!

So, he took the initiative to find Snoopy after the game.

Although Brother Wusheng has been in the NBA for more than ten years, he seems to be a 'Lao Tzu can't learn to bend over'.

But when he saw Duge, he still didn't forget to take the initiative to nod and bend down, and shook the duke's hand. He said a long story, such as how he admired him, and how he was very optimistic about him since 2008. even suggested that when little Atai had an awkward relationship with Snoopy, he took the initiative to call him to reprimand him.

After this long story, Duge couldn't help but tell him: get to the point.

"The point is, I want to join the Lakers. I want to play under you......"

Before he could finish his words, and while he was still organizing more humble words in his head, the Duke had already agreed: "Okay." We're really lacking a forward like you who has the experience, the defense, and the three-point ability. However, the registration time for this season has passed. You can get in touch with Kupchak first, and if he doesn't have a problem, you can even come to our side early to train and integrate into the team's tactics in advance. ”

"Anyway, next season, Ron Artest's contract expires. With his eight million annual salary, the team can sign a lot of players. ”

The duke's last words made the distraught martial saint brother a little stunned, he was a righteous person, he hurriedly said: "So, you plan to replace Ron with me?" ”

"Nope. I mean, he's definitely going to take a pay cut next season. If you can negotiate a contract with Kupchak, we will welcome it on our side. ”

Dugg's attitude reassured Jackson.

Isn't it just money?

Brother Wu Sheng has played in the NBA for so many years, and he has received tens of millions of annual salaries for many years, and he is getting old, and there is really no shortage of these.

So he immediately became elated, and then hurriedly pulled Atai to the Lakers general manager.

At first, Kupchak was still business-like, saying that if you want to join the Lakers, you have to queue up. After all, there are many veteran players who want to take advantage of the popularity of the Purple and Gold Army.

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However, when Jackson brought up Snoopy's name, he said he wholeheartedly welcomed him to the Lakers.

Kupchak hurriedly changed his face, with a posture of 'Brother Wusheng, please, the little secretary hurry up to make coffee, and ask for the kind of grinding by hand'.

Kupchak looked like he was unruly to others, but at the mention of Duke Snoopy, he immediately became respectful.

I have been a general manager for so many years, although I have also made a few good deals. But when it comes to accomplishment, it has to be this season. If there is no trade to the Duke, how can it be possible to sign big babies like Whiteside and Milicic with a base salary? How is it possible to recruit experienced veteran players such as Jamison and Davis with a base salary?

He now trusts Snoopy's vision 100% unconditionally.

So, when he heard that Jackson was the object of Snoopy's approval, he immediately changed his posture.

The negotiations were very smooth, Jackson promised to sign a one-year contract with an annual salary of $1.2 million next season, and Atay Jr., who followed closely, also talked about the contract extension by the way. Kupchak must not be able to give him a high price now, and he also said to little Atay: Are you embarrassed to ask for a high price? You've conceded so many goals in this game. Moreover, now that Snoopy has a 30% stake in this team, can you bear to want Snoopy to lose money?

It must be unbearable.

Ron agreed to a two-year, $3.5 million contract with almost no suspense.

To be honest, neither of them lost anything on these two contracts.

The market is such a market, although these retired players and other teams can give a little higher prices, but... I don't have a chance to win a championship, I can't be as happy as the Lakers.

……

And with the last regular season game played, the playoff standings of the East and West are officially released.

The Western team rankings are: San Antonio Spurs, Oklahoma City Thunder, Los Angeles Lakers, Memphis Grizzlies, Los Angeles Clippers, Denver Nuggets, Houston Rockets, Golden State Warriors.

On the eastern side: Chicago Bulls, Miami Heat, Indiana Pacers, New York Knicks, Boston Celtics, Brooklyn Nets, Atlanta Hawks, Milwaukee Bucks.

The Lakers' first-round opponent is locked in the Denver Nuggets.

Interestingly, the Lakers played four matchups with the Nuggets in the regular season, and the Denver Nuggets won three of them.

However, in the predictions of major websites, no one thinks that the Denver Nuggets can go through six games under the Lakers. The most optimistic is also the Nuggets guarding the two home courts.

In fact, the people of Denver also played a momentum of mourning and victory.

Below independent coach George Karl, everyone is a 'Lakers are strong, Lakers are nuclear weapons, but we have to strive for the top'.

In fact, the Nuggets have actually played very well this season, although there are no superstars after trading Anthony.

However, they played a role in the collective effort.

The Nuggets, led by Tylawson, Iguodala, Chandler, McGee, Anthony Randolph, Gallinari, Farid and other running and jumping forwards, played a very strong momentum of the Denver track and field team.

Whether it's defensively or offensively, they have achieved the perfect combination.

"The Denver Nuggets aren't that easy to play!"

So, at the Lakers' pre-game meeting, the Black Mamba frowned and sighed while sipping goji water.

"yes." Steve Nash also looked sad.

Dugg didn't speak at all.

The atmosphere in the conference room was dreary to the extreme.

At this time, little Bas came out to liven up the atmosphere: "Don't be anxious, everyone. Don't set your goals so high all at once, even if you can't sweep it, it's acceptable to make a 4:1. You can sell tickets for one more game, can't you? ”

"Yes, yes! We fully understand the eagerness of the leaders to win, but we also need to take into account the sentiment of the people in the Colorado Plateau. Do not spoil the friendly feelings between the people of the two regions. Kupchak also hurried to help.

At this time, Snoopy, as the commander of the series, stood up and spoke: "We try to sweep, but if we can't sweep, Mr. Bryant also asks you not to substitute too many negative emotions." After all, we also have to respect our opponents, don't we? ”

"And, we can understand your recent argument with Shackle O'Neal, and thank you for your trust in our current Lakers team. However, these are all old things, so don't put them in your heart. ”

Dugg advises Bryant, who is 'the most demanding of the sweep'.

The reason why Kobe Bryant has such a big grudge against sweeping his opponent is because he and O'Neal scolded again.

O'Neal has been idle lately, and he has begun to rub off on the Lakers' popularity again. He emphasized on TNT's show that the Purple and Gold in 2001 were the strongest team in Lakers history. It's better than any Lakers team, and a hundred times stronger than this year's Lakers. Although this team also has Kobe, but there is no O'Neal!

And he made an argument: In 2001, the Purple and Gold team swept the Portland Trail Blazers (3-0), the Sacramento Kings (4-0) and the San Antonio Spurs (4-0), and if it wasn't for Iverson in the first Finals, we would have swept the championship 15-0!

Logically, O'Neill didn't say anything wrong.

If he didn't take out the last sentence, saying that the Lakers are a hundred times better than the current Lakers, it is because this team does not have O'Neal. Bryant won't be angry at all and won't fight back on Twitter.

'Does Shackle think heel is greater than Snoopy?' He's just a third-rate narrator who sleeps on the credit books of the past! ’

After he tweeted this, he told all the players in the group: The Nuggets must be swept in the first round of the playoffs!

Honestly, beating the Nuggets is definitely not a problem.

But sweeping.

It's difficult, after all, the Nuggets aren't cats and dogs, and they beat the Lakers three times in the regular season.

As soon as you come up, you will be swept away, and the pressure on the coaching staff is also huge.

"No, it's just a sweep! If there is no way, make a way, and if there is no way out, you will crash into the way out. The last thing I want to hear in my life Kobe Bryant is O'Neal's trash talk. ”

Kobe Bryant dropped the sentence and turned away.

He looks like this, and he is a little wife who doesn't care about temper tantrums.

Snoopy suddenly felt his head go viral.

What he's worried about is that he really swept the Nuggets. O'Neal will light another fire at that time, and Kobe Bryant will not ask the team to sweep the Thunder? And then sweep the Spurs?

Isn't that a fantasy?

……